OverReactionGuy
Verified Sanity
There comes a time when you look back and think of what choices you made lead to this.
"ALL SHALL WORSHIP ME!"
Then you realize that you are currently on fire because apparently Sirin has a bit of a temper.
"TREMBLE BEFORE ME MORTALS!"
Ok... maybe a huge temper.
"EVERYTHING BURNS!"
Well, thankfully I second triggered. Who knew facing down a cape that could do a good impression of the Simurgh would be so traumatizing?
"HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Oh, god... she is doing the stupid noble laugh again. That makes cringe everytime without fail.
"I WILL FEED YOU YOUR SPINE!"
Welp... time for me to leave. For you see, I once was a young lad named Clockblocker, who had the power to stop the time of an object by touching it.
"BURN!"
... Anyway. It would seem my second trigger changed my power a bit. Like those things generally do.
"LOVE ME!"
So, instead of the power to stop time with a touch, I got the power to either skip forwards in time, or go backwards in time.
"NO ONE ESCAPES!"
I call myself Retcon man now.
"I CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR!"
And I am going to go back in time and slap my past self before he makes a horrible, horrible mistake.
"I DO NOT LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS!"
Wish me luck.
"ALL SHALL WORSHIP ME!"
Then you realize that you are currently on fire because apparently Sirin has a bit of a temper.
"TREMBLE BEFORE ME MORTALS!"
Ok... maybe a huge temper.
"EVERYTHING BURNS!"
Well, thankfully I second triggered. Who knew facing down a cape that could do a good impression of the Simurgh would be so traumatizing?
"HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Oh, god... she is doing the stupid noble laugh again. That makes cringe everytime without fail.
"I WILL FEED YOU YOUR SPINE!"
Welp... time for me to leave. For you see, I once was a young lad named Clockblocker, who had the power to stop the time of an object by touching it.
"BURN!"
... Anyway. It would seem my second trigger changed my power a bit. Like those things generally do.
"LOVE ME!"
So, instead of the power to stop time with a touch, I got the power to either skip forwards in time, or go backwards in time.
"NO ONE ESCAPES!"
I call myself Retcon man now.
"I CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR!"
And I am going to go back in time and slap my past self before he makes a horrible, horrible mistake.
"I DO NOT LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS!"
Wish me luck.
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