"...What happened... Artoria?" Emiya finally manages to say as he looks at the other him's daughter, his still confused brain starting to put some of the pieces together.
"Short version? My half-sister paid us a visit." Artotia puts her red-haired head onto the counter, face first. "Comfort food please, Archer I'll tell you more in a moment"
Kana was having a surreal experience. on one hand, she sort of got to live something akin to her endgoal with her training with the swap; on the other, Watching her godmother and babysitter scarf down her third triple loaded sundae was surreal, and it had only been 15 minutes since they sat down.
"God mom, could you please not make fat?"
Artoria looked up argrily for half a second, before sighing and wiping her face off with a napkin.
"Sorry, not used to having a human body again. Just...
very distressing to see her back here again" S
he looks hungrily at the platter of seven burgers in front of Kana and the one in her hand, and surpresses a desire to take one from her plate.
"So..."
Archer cuts in, bringing the King of Knights back to her surroundings. "How did you two get Swapped? i remember you saying Half sister before..."
He pauses a beat before going wide eyed. "You mean Morgana Le Fae?!"
She nods, having finished her sundae while he talked. "I was sparring with Kana when it happened-"
"She's another look alike by the way"
Kana highlights her current face, playing with the ahoge.
"- She just sort of popped into the room, we glared at each other for a moment. She started talking-"
"-Saber charged-"
"-and the next thing i knew i was on the other side of the room, watching myself miss while she stepped aside."
Artoria facepalmed. EMIYA's expression had not changed.
"but your magic resist-"
"did nothing. Super fairy witch, I guess"
Kana shrugs, starting her second burger. Man, she hadn't truly appreciated the appetite of her godmother till now, her current stomach rumbling.
"She up and vanished right after."
Artoira continues. "We tried pursuing her but bumped into Gil. he seemed to figure it out pretty quickly we weren't ourselves-"
"So he started laughing, so SHE pulled out a command spell to make him hunt her down"
Kana gave a theatrical toast with a soda. "and then we decided to come her so she could cool down"
Archer nods. There were things that hadn't been said, but nothing pressing. "So that's why he hasn't bothered me today. By the way. I notice there wasn't any voice change with this"
"of course Daddy-o~. it's not like TV"
"please stop that"
the other two look at her with a pained grimace.
"all right, all right."
Kana shrugs, grinning as she put a burger in her mouth... in time to several others enter the cafeteria. And it looked like they weren't the only victems today. Ritsuka was being bridal carried in Mash's arms, seemingly passed out while Mash has an unusual gait in her step, grinning a bit. Then there's Fou, struggling to keep his balance on Mash's head, with the new arrivals come in with Medea and Atalante, the former patting the latter's head before slapping her own hand away, the normally reserved huntress looking like she enjoyed it.
Red Archer closed his eyes, squeezing the bridge of his nose. 'Yup' he thought, 'looks like today's going to be crazier than usual.'
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And the second part of the swapping saga has escaped my brain, thankfully.
