Seihai-kun
[Unverified Wish Granting Device]
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Nasu created all the rules just for his characters to be cooler when they break them.
I'm sure there's art of that, somewhere..."Blue Saber and White Saber?" Kana offers.
"They are not the Power Rangers, Kana."
"But they could be!"
Actually, I think that sounds like a great idea.Medea shrugs and pockets it again. "No matter, I'll just slip it into Master Kana's food at some point."
"I'm pretty sure that's a horrible idea," Atalanta says dryly.
"I am a Spartan," Leonidas says as he stands up, "But I am not a moron." He bows respectfully to both Atalanta and Medea. "Hail, Atalanta and Medea. And hail to you, Marie Antoinette. If you need me, I will be punching a waterfall."
Well he is, what was the term again... right, intellimacho."...The King of Spartans just ate our cake and dropped laconic before leaving to punch a waterfall." She frowns, looking at the cake. "That's a first."
I can feel the snark all the way from here."What can I say? A hero always strives to better themselves – no matter how painful. I merely serve to facilitate that."
As Medea curses her defeat and swears vengeance, off in the distance, Ritsuka and Kana sit alone, far away enough for no one to hear them. It has to be like this. No one else must know or hear what they are talking about. The fallout could be immense.
"You know," Kana says while chewing, "This isn't as good as what dad made for us when we left."
"Shut up, idiot," Ritsuka hisses. "No one must ever know."
"You know," Arturia says loudly from amidst the crowds of Servants, "While this is good, Red Archer, but Shirou has made better."
"I am quite rusty," Archer remarks casually.
As Caster's choler rises and she swears even greater vengeance, Ritsuka slaps his head as Kana laughs. The twinkle in Arturia's eyes can only mean that she knew exactly what she was doing, too.
So begins the Chaldean Food Wars.
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What even is Mordred
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An idiot.
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And a son of indeterminate quality.
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Pros: adorable
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Cons: will burn your country to the ground and murder you
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And steal your shit
Huh.
Sooo, does this referencing something about certain killer bunny or...."I fought monsters in a quarry. once," Arturia herself says blandly. "It was awful. I'd rather not be associated with that."
That's Galahad talking, isn't he?"...I don't know, Saber, if you think about it the K... your chosen were basically a Super Sentai team," Mashu says.
She even got Super Mode! Which, incidentally, came with less armor, which kinda breaks convention, but eh.
Being Makiri was suffering."Incidentally, we need better Command Seals. It's a pain having to use two for every Servant with Magic Resistance A."
"Do not," Arturia says firmly.
"I second that not," Mashu adds.
"Not within my control, blame the Makiris for sucking~" Da Vinci says melodically.
So... Perfect Maid?"She is!" Da Vinci says cheerfully. "It wasn't bad. But I have at least fifty suggestions to improve on it!"
"I suppose baking is another of your genius-level skills?" Roman asks tiredly.
"Of course! If it's something humans have done, I can do it perfectly!"
"I. Declare. You. Shall. Be. My. Lioness. Pet!""I'm not a housecat to be toyed with, dammit! STOP TOUCHING ME!" She slaps Medea's hand away again. "Swear to Artemis, 'Dea, do that again and I'm going to shoot you!"
Medea of Colchis smiles brightly despite the threat, for with her new ears and tail nothing Atalanta does could ever be anything but cute again. She sets Atalanta's tray before Marie, still smiling. "Here you go~"
What, coffee? Blood pudding?"Leave the delicacy for the Athenians. I shall have myself a man's meal, the black blood of Sparta!"
"Well, of course. Good stimulants with no side effects hard to came by in my time, and being wasteful on edibles is a crime. No matter the time.""Mm. I do not dislike it."
Medea nods. "High praise, from a Spartan."
"However, the sweetness is overpowering. Counteract it with some saltiness, perhaps, or maybe reduce your sugar ratios. Too much sugar can turn to bitterness on the tongue."
"Also, having good field ration will make warrior life more bearable. Not the most glorious job, but that's why I am the king.""I am a Spartan," Leonidas says as he stands up, "But I am not a moron."
Ooooh, fighting words, there."It looks good," he says with a raised eyebrow. "But good enough to eat?"
That's definitely fighting words.The Counter Guardian traces a fork and digs out a small piece to chew on. He muses on the taste and nods. "I've done better."
Arturia takes a bite out of her own slice and nods promptly. "It's true. He has," she says, completely sincere, but it is still the most cruel thing the King of Knights has ever said to the witch.
Noticing Caster's hopeful look her smile wilts. "...Sorry, I can't lie. Still good though!"
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"Prove it, then! Make something better!"
"Uh," Ritsuka says, "Guys, could we not--"
"I approve," Arturia nods, and so it is.
Yup. Says the guy whose personal ideals: "These hands will never reach anything.""This... Is impossible," Medea gasps, her knees weak from having tasted his work. "Nobody... Nobody should be so good...!"
"And indeed, I am nobody,"
Standing ♪"You know," Kana says while chewing, "This isn't as good as what dad made for us when we left."
"Shut up, idiot," Ritsuka hisses. "No one must ever know."
"You know," Arturia says loudly from amidst the crowds of Servants, "While this is good, Red Archer, but Shirou has made better."
"I am quite rusty," Archer remarks casually.
based offconducting all sorts of predictive forecasting based of statistical analysis.
Archer, Shirou has"You know," Arturia says loudly from amidst the crowds of Servants, "While this is good, Red Archer, but Shirou has made better."
Why are they even keeping the name convention thing going here? They're not facing a bunch of enemy Master who might take advantage of knowing the summoned Servant's identity, after all. They should be pulling an Apocrypha and dropping the 'keep names hidden' concept entirely, imo."Yeah, see... Actually, shit, we have two Sabers on this mission. We need to have names for them that aren't their real names."
I really want to know why she did this. Unless it's a referral to the canon event of a summoned Attila trying to squish Nero (and Rome in the process)?"In any case, Rainbow Saber is currently sulking after I used two Command Seals to stop her killing Nero.
It's just good OPSEC, I think. No sense assuming the enemy already knows and just handing it to them on a silver platter. Though they might not bother now with Lev dead.based off
Archer, Shirou has
Why are they even keeping the name convention thing going here? They're not facing a bunch of enemy Master who might take advantage of knowing the summoned Servant's identity, after all. They should be pulling an Apocrypha and dropping the 'keep names hidden' concept entirely, imo.
I really want to know why she did this. Unless it's a referral to the canon event of a summoned Attila trying to squish Nero (and Rome in the process)?
They should be pulling an Apocrypha and dropping the 'keep names hidden' concept entirely, imo.
Also, in case of several different version of same heroes. Like Arturia and Arthur (Prototype) and Arturia (Alter Saber) and Arturia (Lancer) and Arturia (Swimsuit). In this case, though, military-inspired, obfuscating codenames might be preferable.It's just good OPSEC, I think. No sense assuming the enemy already knows and just handing it to them on a silver platter. Though they might not bother now with Lev dead.
Actually there is an official Fate cooking anime called "Emiya-san Chi no Kyou no Gohan". Right now only the first episode is out.Huh.
That reminds me, wasn't there some crossover between Fate and Shokugeki somewhere in FF? I wonder how that's doing.
..."A short woman with big boobs, yes," Kana says candidly.
"Watch it, short woman with big boobs," Ritsuka grunts.
"Not to worry," the Princess says proudly. She pulls a small vial from her dress, filled with a clear liquid. "This elixir will ensure that you will only gain calories in the places that matter!"
Oh, wow.Medea shrugs and pockets it again. "No matter, I'll just slip it into Master Kana's food at some point."
"I'm pretty sure that's a horrible idea," Atalanta says dryly.
Nah, it's just a small joke. Kana would probably be scurred and cry a bit, and then she'd give her the antidote, and then they laugh a bit, and then Kana piledrives Medea into the ground. Good fun!...
Oh, wow.
Medea really has a grudge against Kana (for indirectly wrecking her Temple?)
Miss Wanna-Be-An-Eternal-Tomboy already has a complex about her figure.
Given Kana's liking for video games; generic pile driver, or Final Atomic Buster?Nah, it's just a small joke. Kana would probably be scurred and cry a bit, and then she'd give her the antidote, and then they laugh a bit, and then Kana piledrives Medea into the ground. Good fun!
Mike Haggar.Given Kana's liking for video games; generic pile driver, or Final Atomic Buster?
Next update will be tomorrow, as per normal
It may either be golden or red we'll see
Nah, he's eyes would just finally pop out of his skull.Obviously they'll summon Giles as a caster with several Saberfaces in attendance. Man would explode in to prisms at the sight.
More than it already has?
It's what Westerners call "some stew whose broth is made from pig's blood with vinegar". The blood turns black when cooked, thus the name. I do think it originated in the Roman area...
How many daggers do you want, or maybe something more exotic? I have this fine kukri here, waiting to be used.
Tsundere, Rank: EX
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAA!!!"Mm, speaking of," Archer adds, "Have you been to Cornwall since? There are the ruins of Camelot."
Saber looks away. "...Yes. We don't speak of it."
"Is it because--"
"It is perfectly legitimate to introduce yourself as Arthur, King of the Britons when you are Arthur, King of the Britons. They overreacted."
And Muramasa.