"And here we are," Medea says three hours later, purple ooze slaking liberally off the three layered confectionary as it levitates out of a cauldron oozing green smoke. Despite the obviously-evil aesthetic, the cake itself looks pretty edible. "A cake, courtesy of yours truly."
"It's... marvelous!" Marie says excitedly.
"It's something," d'Eon says carefully.
"Why am I even here," Cu Chulainn asks irritably.
Medea harrumphs and snaps her fingers. The cake cuts three slices out of itself through magic alone, and each piece levitates over to each of the three Servants. Marie receives it with a plate, as does d'Eon. Cu just grabs it with his hand, happy to eat it like an animal. Stupid dog.
"To eat cake," the Princess says haughtily. She sweeps her hand. "Enjoy."
Marie takes bite first, a dainty little spoonful as a lady does. Chevalier d'Eon does so as well, keeping an eye on the plain and unadorned cake - aside from the fact that it's still smoking green. Cu, being Cu, shoves the whole thing into his mouth in a single bite. At least he chews with his mouth closed, eurgh.
Marie frowns, nodding to herself. "It is… fine." She looks up, looking confused. "It's quite bland, Medea! Where's the sweetness? The flavour? What is it?"
"It's a tincture of good health," Medea explains. "Mixed with the batter that d'Eon gracefully prepared for me and baked to perfection."
"...In a cauldron," the Saber notes wryly.
Medea looks away, shifty-eyed. "I'd prefer not doing this in the kitchen right now."
"And I'd prefer not being in a tiny-ass broom closet," Cu says loudly, arms folded behind his head. "But here we are, Caster. Still, it's not bad! What's it do?"
"It heals wounds and guarantees good health," Medea says proudly.
"It kind of tastes like a mint," Marie says curiously. "...I'm not sure cakes are supposed to be minty."
"I think it's fine," Cu shrugs. "This is fine, Caster! Just give it to them as is when you come back - heck, give them this cake! No sense wasting good cake."
Medea rolls her eyes. "As always, Lancer, you're very helpful."
"I try," he says with a smirk. He stands up, stretching his arms. "Well anyways, I'm supposed to be sparring with Leonidas, soooo--"
Medea's eyes widen. "That's it! I'll ask him for advice!"
"You're asking a Spartan for advice on baking?" Marie asks, giving her a concerned look. Caster frowns, like her enthusiasm just caught up to her. "Medea, darling, there's one other person you can ask for help!"
"But the Red Archer is away in Rome," Medea muses darkly.
"...Two people then," Marie says brightly. "Come, Medea! Let's go see her!"
The Princess of Colchis sighs heavily and levitates, the cake levitating behind her. "Oh, very well. But… I'd prefer to do it alone."
"Aw," Marie pouts. She brightens up an instant later. "Oh well! Call me when you make another, Medea! Au revoir! This way, d'Eon, I've got some fashion I simply must test out!"
"As you were, milady," the Dragoon says dutifully.
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Atalanta sighs as she sets her spoon down, stainless steel clattering against the ceramic plates. "This is bland, Medea. It's more potion than cake - and the bitterness of your tincture has overridden the natural sweetness of the cake." The huntress frowns at Medea as she pushes her plate away, eyes narrowed in confusion. "What happened? I thought you were good at sweets and pancakes?"
Medea averts her eyes. "Well…"
"Incidentally, it's a shame that history doesn't remember that Greece invented the pancake," the green-blonde Archer sighs. She shrugs. "Oh well, I suppose it was ahead of the times. Or maybe the Romans stole credit for it too. Greedy bastards."
"...Uhm." Medea looks at her friend, fingers dithering. "'L-Lanta, I forgot how."
Atalanta looks at her. One of her cat ears twitches. "You what."
"I forgot how to make sweets and pancakes," Medea says, cheeks flushed red.
"...How? You loved making them! We enjoyed a feast on the Argo every time we rested ashore! You made so many I'm fairly certain that the seabed is still mostly pancake batter!" She frowns thoughtfully. "In retrospect, we shouldn't have done that. It was a lot of waste."
Medea clenches her fists in her lap, her cheeks red. "I've had a lot on my mind since the divorce, okay?! A-And I haven't baked anything in… in centuries! Millennia, even!"
"What, not even on the Throne?"
"I was a bit busy plotting eternal undying vengeance on that damnable egocentric pig."
Atalanta looks at her quietly. Medea, feeling self-conscious all of a sudden, composes herself and looks down at her lap. "Wow," the lioness breathes, "You have issues."
"I'm… I'm desperate," the Princess admits. Prideful as she must be, it is the truth - and if she can't reveal it to a friend then to who? "I've wronged the boy, 'Lanta. I want to make it up to him - and to Saber. The blonde one." A beat. "The english one, not Chevalier."
Atalanta nods. "You sound desperate. I heard that you almost went to ask Leonidas for advice." She scoffs and stifles a laugh. "Perhaps you should have. Spartans are nothing if not hilarious."
"I'm sure he would have dismissed it as Athenian decadence or something and then gone on to do something ridiculous, like run a marathon while shouldering a bull," Medea sighs. She rolls her eyes. "Spartans. What joykillers."
"What menfolk," Atalanta sighs, mirroring Medea and rolling her eyes too. "And their women, menfolk as well. Sparta is a land of men, and nothing more."
Medea looks at the Archer, a sly grin starting across her lips. "You know, Leonidas is named for lions. Do you think--"
The Archer recoils, and by the gods Medea swears that she hisses like a cat. "NO! NONE OF THAT! THIS DISCUSSION IS OVER!"
"Aw, but 'Lanta! You and Hippomenes must have been adorable together! But in a temple, how scandalous." Medea holds a hand over her mouth, as if appalled. "Oh, what would Artemis think?"
"Nothing NOBODY NOT HERE!" Atalanta hisses again and then composes herself, looking ashamed. She sighs and flattens her cat ears with her hands. "Ugh, sometimes I wish I didn't have these…"
"Aw, but they are adorable!" Medea grins and pats her on the head. "Good kitty~"
Atalanta starts to enjoy it, but quickly slaps her hand aside. "A-Anyways!" The Archer says, flustered. "Do you want my help?! Then we begin NOW!"
Medea leans forward and pats her on the head again. "Thank you, 'Lanta, you're such a good girl~"
"ARGH STOP IT"