She throws another punch on reflex but Ritsuka throws her to the ground instead.
...I can SENSE Swordo glaring at me through the screen right now, so we'll just skip all... you know what, it's not important how many jokes I have about Ritsuka throwing Kana to the ground. What's important is that I'm not making them!
Yet.
"I just showed him one series how did it go so wrong."
...what fucking series did you SHOW him, Kana? What trash barrel did you dig into? How much did you scrape the bottom? WHAT. WAS. I-
"YOU SHOWED HIM FUCKING EROMANGA SENSEI!"
KANA, YOU THOT, YOU DIDN'T EVEN SCRAPE THE BOTTOM, YOU PUNCHED THROUGH IT INTO THE SEWER BELOW
...and now I have a hole in my ceiling, you jerk!
Humanity died in 2026 to the Incineration
In all likelihood they deserved it, the fucking deviants
*coughs*
*tugs nervously at collar*
Yes. Th-they sure did, those d-deviants. Hey, is that a demonic duck?! *flees*
Mashu Kyrielight, Demiservant Shielder and the most precious secretary one could have,
So... do I make the
Secretary jokes now, or... no? I can sense from your expressions it should be "no."
...I'll wait until she's helping Ritsuka, then. It'll happen eventually. We all know it will.
Considering the stamina someone gifted with the powers of a Servant should have - that is to say infinite stamina
"infinite," you say.
...my god, maybe it's better Mashu turned him down. Ritsuka wouldn't survive the first night!
No, wait. d'Eon will be there to take up the slack. Everything will be fine!
Blackbeard is currently under control.
"We're showing him Sekirei!"
And we have Leonidas guarding the passages into the Women's Bunks.
....
I... I... I can't. So many... TOO many.... Just... I can't.
She shakes her head vigorously and her hair goes everywhere.
So, it's official: Mashu sheds. I now have a mental image of people finding purple hair all over the place and mentally grumbling. (...as they try to figure out WHO'S HAIR IT IS. I think length would be the best bet?)
...oh my god, they have showers. They have to, right?
WHO CLEANS THE HAIR CLOGS OUT? ...oh, who am I kidding, we all know it's Ritsuka. God, no wonder he's always so pissy. Look at the amount of hair some of these people have! Keeping the drains clear would be a 23/7 job!
She flicks through the channels, a different 3D projection flickering over his desk - most of them showing scenes of Blackbeard's rampage or the aftermath
(Luckily, she didn't see either of the channels devoted to the showers. For... security purposes.)
just as Ritsuka punches through his sister's shitty projections and nails her straight in the throat.
So... for the record... I can now officially, by Word of God, state that Ritsuka has "nailed" Kana.
You can never take this from me, Swordo. Never ever.
"See?!" Mashu wails. "You need to stop them! They'll just hurt each other!"
Well... who would you LIKE them to hurt instead? Gil doesn't seem the type, d'Eon seems more the "psychological torture" kind, Archer is... Archer, and Cu... yeah, okay. It's Cu. Cu would totally be down for it.
...god dammit, Cu. You ruined my whole "Eliminate everyone except Mashu" joke!
Ritsuka's been very pent up, and Kana needs to learn a lesson.
I've... read a number of stories that include someone being very... "pent up," it's true. Some of them ALSO feature someone "learning a lesson."
Perhaps Mashu just needs to read them so she'll understand that these things happen and it's a natural part of life?
She shakes her head again. "No, that's not true! They're just going to force themselves apart!"
You're right, Mashu. You OBVIOUSLY need to step in and force them TOGETHER. Maybe lock them in a broom closet until they make up? That's a classic! I figure seven minutes should do it.
"You're taking things too seriously," the doctor says gently.
"And that's Ritsuka's job."
"Why don't you wait here for them, Mashu? They're bound to show up here eventually, once their spat is over!"
"Once they've stopped fighting and tearing up each other's outfits, getting all breathless and sweaty and... Mashu? You've gone all flushed. Are you oka- aaaaand she's fainted."
Why did I think you'd do anything, you never do anything…
Mashu. Mashu, dear sweet smashable Mashu....
Are you angry at Roman here... or
RITSUKA? (I know which one
*I* believe!)
Like she stepped on his heart and it shattered. With her armoured heels.
...and now we know more about what Roman's into.
This is a disgusting line of thought but the point is he feels empty inside.
*cough*ManDothProtestTooMuch*cough*
"I know, it was the right call… but does Mashu hate me?" He sighs and slumps his shoulders forward. "She hates me, doesn't she?"
God dammit, Roman! We only have enough room on this cast for ONE person who's full of anxiety about how Mashu feels about them and that's Ritsuka! Snap out of it! Get over it and-
"There are fathers in Chaldea! I could just ask for their advice!"
-don't do THAT!
For the love of god, DON'T DO THAT.
"STOP IT! MY HEAD IS ONLY FOR NON-VIOLENT ANIMALS!"
*puerile giggle*
Ask for parenting advice. From some heroes.
Excellent idea.
I mean... on the scale of "Invade Russia in Winter" to "Pour your orange juice in your cereal instead of milk", I'd say it's firmly BELOW "Get Blackbeard hooked on incest anime" but ABOVE "Don't listen to the waiter when they say a 10 is
really hot."
