"Maker... Fergus had frequent bouts of weakness and we still consummated the marriage, even if it was fruitless. Is Anora... no, that's ridiculous... and treasonous."
Dragon Age: Destiny Awaits
- Thread starter Theravis
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Wade Garrett
Just trying to do the right thing
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
Or is Cailan...
> Fit, blonde and tanned
> Spending enough dosh to outfit 12,000 soldiers on his traveling clothes
> Childless
This speculation is also treasonous!
- Location
- USA
Two grizzled War heroes were sitting in a tavern. One from Ferelden and one from Orlais.
The ferelden man appeared to be drunk and he yelled at the orlesian,
"I love my country."
The orlesian, used to such uncouth behavior. Responded,
"Oh why?"
"Because we invented lovemaking," shouted the drunk man. The orlesian raised his brow and said,
"Fair enough. Do you know why I love my country?"
"Oh, why?"
"Because we do not count dogs as lovers."
- Location
- Australia
- Pronouns
- They/Them/Their
Wade Garrett
Just trying to do the right thing
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
"Meeting the new ambassador from Ostwick fills me with hope. And other emotions, which are strange and confusing."
- Location
- Australia
- Pronouns
- They/Them/Their
Even worse, it's the Tevinter ambassador. They're giving Dorian some wine, a direct line to a desire demon, and a clothing budget large enough to bankrupt a small nation.
Dovahsith
Lost on the road of life
- Location
- Manchester
Its a casual thing for you then?
Theravis
A Knight for those Suffering
- Location
- West Michigan
"You must be with the Black Chantry, because no other man has taken me to heaven like that."
Man's best friend with benefits
- Location
- New York
Wade Garrett
Just trying to do the right thing
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
*Appoints Antidivine Rendan I*
- Location
- Australia
- Pronouns
- They/Them/Their
Aquadragon10
The Lord of the First Flame
- Location
- Canada
... @bookwyrm, prepare the armies.
Everything is heresy. Just purge it all.
Smells like heresy.
When did you try to possess someone me lord?You have no idea.
Wade Garrett
Just trying to do the right thing
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
@Dovahsith
"And remember, while we're in disguise, you must call me Darkstar. For I am of the night."
"And remember, while we're in disguise, you must call me Darkstar. For I am of the night."
"But masters, remember that I am an ass, though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass." -From the Play Much Ado About Cailan.@Dovahsith
"And remember, while we're in disguise, you must call me Darkstar. For I am of the night."
- Location
- USA
Yesh...let Ferelden spend itself into oblivion!
Wade Garrett
Just trying to do the right thing
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
@Dovahsith
Oh Maker you actually did it Ser Cauthrien Best Girl 10/10.
Oh Maker you actually did it Ser Cauthrien Best Girl 10/10.
Theravis
A Knight for those Suffering
- Location
- West Michigan
Treasure? Yes.
Turn 1 Kal-Sharok Deep Roads expedition. Codename Infallible
Step 1: 15 +85 = 100 Crit Success
Step 2: 51 +90 = 141 Crit Success
Step 3: Crit Success
Step 5: Crit Success, the Secrets of Golems now belongs to Kal-Sharok!
Step 1: 15 +85 = 100 Crit Success
Step 2: 51 +90 = 141 Crit Success
Step 3: Crit Success
Step 5: Crit Success, the Secrets of Golems now belongs to Kal-Sharok!
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Theravis
A Knight for those Suffering
- Location
- West Michigan
How are you getting +85?
+30 Great Warrior
+15 5,000 Dwarves
+10 2 Artifacts
+10 2 Extra Treasure Points
+10 10 Mages
+10 Deep Roads Maps
= +85
Theravis
A Knight for those Suffering
- Location
- West Michigan
Fair enough, though for future reference I should cap the modifiers somewhere. +40 tops. +85 is just ridiculous.
And you will take some losses there, for fairness sake.
46% casualties.
3 mages lost. I hope you didn't have a deposit.
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Dovahsith
Lost on the road of life
- Location
- Manchester
How did the Dwarves get mages? Hire some mercs?
Theravis
A Knight for those Suffering
- Location
- West Michigan
Your deep roads expedition system is incredibly lethal and slow, so I'm just happy to get a win here honestly.Acceptable losses, though honestly i think I should get some sort of bonus to this roll considering I breezed through all the steps.
Hired them yeah.