Oh no! Symbie's entering her teenage rebellion phase! Next thing you know she'll be changing her frame color to black, and writing posts on social media about how lame her deadbeat parents are!

My cute little alien daughteru of mass destruction isn't supposed to be this sassy!
 
The Symbie POW reminded me about that book by A.Norton about human rised by dragons who thought herself being dragon too... So Symbie thinks herself being Shard. And then other Cores try to establish contact they get 'meow' or eldritch purring or pictures of edible animals... headcanon - Shards are cats.
And now I remembered cats from Love Death Robots.
 
"Your claims reflect an improper use of resources. Assigning one skilled individual specifically to assist a less valuable asset is a net loss for your own goals, especially when that assistance may render them less effective as a result. The only reason to do so is as a temporary, information-gathering venture."

"...I'm afraid to ask at this point," Shapira lied; she didn't even sound the slightest bit fearful. "'Less valuable?'"
I believe Shapira's quote should say "less effective", @Alivaril. The followup conversation addresses why therapy might decrease QA's effectiveness; it doesn't address the question of why QA is less valuable to the organization.
 
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Symbie doesn't seem very Shard-y to me. She might think on the scale of one, but all of her socialization has been an outside observer to QA with running commentary from Dreamer-Mom and, probably, all of the media following QA-mom around.

In other words I find it very likely that she's applying human values to everything even as she has a view of the "forest" going on around her.

Symbie forcefully spitting out Dreamer-mom will probably be happening though to everyone's "wtf!?" when she gets exhasperated enough.

Personally I'm kinda waiting for her to get onto the forums and start talking to others, posting her friend drawings, complaining about her parents, trading ideas for weaponry, and breaking everything with the accidental eldritch post on and off.

Symbie: "I can fix it!"
QA: "Aww, you're already learning how to Halp."
Symbie: "Noo! I wasn't trying to halp! I don't want to halp!"

And maybe forcefully redesigning her frame. I doubt she wants herself or QA-mom getting shot by accident.

QA: "But it was so cute!"
Symbie: "No mom, you've already shown you can't design."
QA: "But tentacles are so efficient!"
Symbie: "No mom, they really aren't when they get you shot."
QA: "Hmph, those humans just don't know good designs."
Symbie: *Sigh*

And that all gets posted on the forums.

Everyone else (including the cores): "Oh god, the frame is the sane one."
 
Tsk tsk Taylor. You have a hardworking daughter who's trying to get her homework done, but you're too drunk to help her get through the man-eating defences into the library? For shame. You're a terrible deadbeat of a parent.

so she could be used as a morale-booster for those fighting in Africa. The second had been far more successful than anticipated; after her arrival at Perth, the anomalies surrounding Hebert and Symbie presented numerous Valkyries with enough fascinating material to keep them occupied and engaged indefinitely

I really like how they're using QA as a cross between a soap opera and a particularly interesting rubik's cube by the way. Yay for moral boosting! At this rate, Anna will be famous for being Peerless, while QA will be just as famous for just being that damn Weird.

Symbie herself had responded positively — often with creepy-cute sketches of modified Terran organisms — to at least the first two connections from each unique individual, and she continued to allow contact if a recent attempt had been used to transfer information on Valkyrie-grade equipment.

Looks like Symbie is finding alternative methods to research her homework since Mom-Taylor is too drunk to help her get into Mom-Administrator's secure archives. It's cute she's responding to information with pics of chibi animals. Maybe they're her equivalent of emoticons.

Symbie also automatically transferred another eldritch ID that double-blind trials had indicated to somehow be different from Hebert's even if nobody involved could say how.

If QA's unique ID is pink, is this other ID that Symbie is involuntarily transmitting Taylor's dark pink?

Are there any weapons that would not ordinarily warrant reprisal?

Hmm. I think this is being meant and heard 2 different ways.

QA: Wtf, why are the humans using all the dangerous and restricted weaponry?! Do they even use any non-restricted weaponry at all?!

Shapira: Oh good, I think the simulation is proving to her that we're nothing like those cult-bastards and she can be as lethal as she likes without fear of punishment.

"I am well aware; my specialty involves mass coordination. However, it is easier to acquire allies if one is powerful enough to be desirable. Shuri Kravala's popularity serves as a suitable example."

The instructor momentarily choked on an unknown material, recovered, and shook her head.

...Let me guess. QA means "desirability" as in "desire to be allies and fighting partners". Shapira knows that's what she means, but "desirability" can also refer to a crush or flirting, as is the case with most cadets' hero worship of Shuri.

Or maybe she's just choking over how QA equates power and lethality to desirability. Definitely explains why she's gaga over Anna.

"It is important to have a variety of views for research and development. Altering my mindset so that I am closer to other humans will impede my ability to make unique discoveries."

"This is the reason my cult gave for all the blatant brainwashing, lobotomies, and other examples of mindfuck. They were deliberately making everyone crazy in order to promote the "ability to make unique discoveries"."

That does explain quite a bit about the cult honestly. If they were happily spawning divergent viewpoints via mental trauma, it really must have been like living in an asylum.

"It is not a mistake to make you happier. Besides, is there really a preexisting 'happy' copy of you? No? Then you'll still present a unique viewpoint and may even be more productive overall."

What if there really was a pre-existing happy copy of QA though? Imagine if they found a happily babbling Taylor who looks exactly like QA, except more drugged and happy. I imagine the UN being hesitant to let them come into contact with each other lest QA believe that she needs to be miserable in order to stay 'effective' and maintain a properly divergent viewpoint.
 
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Hmm. I think this is being meant and heard 2 different ways.

QA: Wtf, why are the humans using all the dangerous and restricted weaponry?! Do they even use any non-restricted weaponry at all?!

Shapira: Oh good, I think the simulation is proving to her that we're nothing like those cult-bastards and she can be as lethal as she likes without fear of punishment.
The beautiful thing about the crafted backstory? Those two are the same thing.

Same for the other bit about the crazy.
 
Kind of disappointed in QA's poor performance in the Sims, but hopefully that will rapidly improve now that she's seen how much better the high end Valkyries are/how far in this 'cycle' she can push things.

As stated thats partially due to the assumption theyd get punished by the actual entities for using shard killer weaponry.
 
As stated thats partially due to the assumption theyd get punished by the actual entities for using shard killer weaponry.
The shards themselves are not punished, just look at Sting, but the host species is if they give them those weapons in any way that can actually be scaled up to shard killer level, do notice that non tinker bullshit powers are still given, Ash Beast is a non stop nuclear explosion, Sleeper can take down the Simurgh (even if she had limitations, this is still impressive) and Foil has sting weaponry that can tear through even Scion's barriers despite Taylor's supergun, designed by QA to do just that, failing.
 
Access to those is never safe. QA didn't care what safeguards :MOTHER: had implemented; they clearly weren't intrusive enough to make 'Higgs' safe. Proper applications could tear paths between universes. Queen Administrator refrained from demanding information from any shard within range only because it was an attack used against human forces.
So when does the multiversal many-versions-of-Sanctioned-QAlor(+QAqua) crossover crisis begin?

Just something about this chapter made me really anticipate one of those.
 
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Unfortunately, Hebert couldn't back it up. After the exotic nature of her Friends and the discovery of Anna, her mediocre capabilities were literally disappointing. Hebert didn't have the firepower, skill, or processing of a veteran Valkyrie. She had more weapons than many first-year cadets, certainly, but Valkyries interested in becoming battleships would soon push themselves in that direction and each individual weapon was rather weak.
I have to agree, this is slightly disappointing. Admittedly, QA's main ability isn't raw combat power, it's getting or making things that will have said power. I do hope that her personal weaponry gets up to standards (and we also know this was just a "how do I use..." baseline, not an actual attempt at fighting unless she went further while the viewpoint was away), but I bet by the time she brings a swarm of alicorns into there the instructors will be singing a different tune.

Then again, it's mentioned later that the UN would be "happy" if she had crazy-strong weaponry. She may not want that kind of attention from unknown and not necessarily allied sources...
Similarly, Shapira did not tell Hebert about how Symbie now looked like a Flying Spaghetti Monster made with spicy noodles.
Spffft!
So this is going to end up her new nickname, I just know it. It's... probably... better than bread-chan, though.
Human definitions of "high-yield" were no longer cute. What they lacked in quality they made up for with enough explosives to actually kill an undefended shard. Queen Administrator was not on that list — her siblings had attacked her too often for that — but there were still those who relied entirely on dimensional barriers.
Expected, but still alarming. These humans are truly enlightened in the path of Dakka.
She barely had enough time to extrude Symbie and set up basic message filters when the horizon lit with a faint blue luminescence. A wave of casualty notifications accompanied the sight, but QA didn't particularly care about those. Familiar high-velocity particles brushed against Symbie's suddenly-unstable Impeller and sent her heart into a stutter. Imitations they might be, but QA knew those properties.

[Higgs particle reaction!] echoed battlefield transmissions.

Access to those is never safe. QA didn't care what safeguards :MOTHER: had implemented; they clearly weren't intrusive enough to make 'Higgs' safe. Proper applications could tear paths between universes. Queen Administrator refrained from demanding information from any shard within range only because it was an attack used against human forces.
Oops. Well, it looks like it might be time to escalate and crack open a few more of those restricted archives...
The blue glow of high Higgs concentrations from Valkyries, members of a host species, soon killed QA's lingering vestiges of comfort. Effectively instantaneous teleportation, spatial manipulation, stronger attacks, emergency projectile deflection, and even engines; the Valkyries were using Higgs particles for all these applications and more.
I wonder what the shard equivalent of "bring my brown pants" is? Even knowing that Higgs generators can (apparently only mostly) only be used in installations doesn't help if there are still Valkyries able to use it. Plus, as mentioned, these are Hosts with shard-tier restricted items.

And of course, if they're out of the bag already, surely it's not an issue if she plays with that tech too... :D
Unreliable archival access or not, Queen Administrator knew what she was looking at. Queen Objective had spend enough time bragging about such technologies for QA to recognize even the ones she did not personally utilize.

*snip*
Meep! Yeah, that's scary.
"Anyway, Antagonists don't hold back and neither do we. This isn't even the best of the best; it's classified to Hell and back, but a Valkyrie soloed a Class C Type Zero at one point. Don't tell your classmates; she's an anomaly."

Queen Administrator almost expressed exasperation only to realize that Symbie's Frame would block all signs of the emotion. She may need to consult available guides for displaying emotions from within multiple layers of armor. Still, the observed reaction time of Anna Sanchez was even faster than that of the Valkyries arrayed before QA. The likely culprit was obvious.
Well, she's right...
This is not going to help what everyone perceives as an infatuation. And at this point they may not be wrong...
Never mind optimized pathfinding, she's going to want to know about how Anna did that.
"You aren't supposed to fight your therapist. They're here to help. Other people aren't even going to know what you discuss unless informing us would tangibly and significantly benefit you, or you pose an impending threat to others and/or yourself."

Queen Administrator used Symbie to look up the UN's definition of significant. If Shapira was using the scientific definition, then that left a great deal of leeway.
This is adorable, and even more so because it's true.
"Your claims reflect an improper use of resources. Assigning one skilled individual specifically to assist a less valuable asset is a net loss for your own goals, especially when that assistance may render them less effective as a result. The only reason to do so is as a temporary, information-gathering venture."

"...I'm afraid to ask at this point," Shapira lied; she didn't even sound the slightest bit fearful. "'Less valuable?'"

"It is important to have a variety of views for research and development. Altering my mindset so that I am closer to other humans will impede my ability to make unique discoveries."

Instructor Shapira paused for the better part of ten seconds.

"No."

"'No?'" Queen Administrator echoed.

"No," Shapira repeated, stressing the word. "It is not a mistake to make you happier. Besides, is there really a preexisting 'happy' copy of you? No? Then you'll still present a unique viewpoint and may even be more productive overall."

Queen Administrator tried, but could not find a legitimate objection to those points. It was true that, as a Monarch, she was far more capable and less indistinguishable than a number of her siblings. Host, too, was anomalous enough that QA had no excuse to avoid the blatant attempts to gather information.

"Understood. Objections withdrawn; I will attend."
Wait, what? She actually managed to convince QA to do something humanizing? While pointing out what she'll hopefully internalize is a way to get better [DATA]?
She silently ignored the suggestion. Mom-Taylor should know very well what was bothering the Symbiotic Support Frame. At this rate, Symbie might have to force Mom-Taylor out of the sim just so the former human could get treatment, too. Humans clearly did it often enough for the process to have an associated name: an intervention.
Snerk.
This is going to end in hilarity, I just know it. This is why it's always dangerous to make new life, it may try to help you, especially if you do need it!
 
Kind of disappointed in QA's poor performance in the Sims, but hopefully that will rapidly improve now that she's seen how much better the high end Valkyries are/how far in this 'cycle' she can push things.
She has pretty much zero experience, human brain to work with, and intentionally limits herself to a certain technological level.

Her performance was in fact ridiculous by human standards given how rapidly she has improved. Successfully flying and utilizing what can only be called a flying laser-spaghetti monster is really goddamned hard. Think suddenly growing 90 or so limbs and then successfully dual(but with 90 not 2)wield them. While learning to fly. In a couple hours.
 
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Asylums are there to shelter people who aren't mentally fit to take care of themselves, and to attempt to fix this. Your comparison isn't invalid, but it is flawed.

Let me rephrase. It must have been like living in Arkham asylum. While possibly run by Scarecrow or the Joker.
 
What made made her choke here, QA's speciality or something else?

Anyone else suddenly picturing QA sending all of her flight members data packets to help coordination and then "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"? Bonus points if her flight gets into a situation where they allow her to assume direct control especially if it involves them sending an acceptance code like 0-0-0-ADMIN-0 (3 guesses what this is referencing)
"ADMINISTRATIVE OVERRIDES ENGAGED"

Valks: <But we don't hav-->
 
Kind of disappointed in QA's poor performance in the Sims, but hopefully that will rapidly improve now that she's seen how much better the high end Valkyries are/how far in this 'cycle' she can push things.
"Is the spinning diamond really neccessary?"
"What are you talking abo- wait, is that a plumbob? And just when we removed the healthbars! Why can't people refrain from tampering with the simulation for just ten minutes?!"
 
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Something tells me that Symbie is going to spontaneously produce a Higgs generator of some variety along with all the other beautiful dakka in the simulation. Except its all going to be done using her Impeller field.
 
Human definitions of "high-yield" were no longer cute. What they lacked in quality they made up for with enough explosives to actually kill an undefended shard. Queen Administrator was not on that list — her siblings had attacked her too often for that — but there were still those who relied entirely on dimensional barriers.
Awww, she thinks that nuclear weapon spam is impressive. That's just high yield weaponry. Wonder what she will think after seeing the strategic yield weapons, which are literal black hole bombs.

Avalanche said:
There are black hole bombs in this setting. 3 of them form the core of the most powerful Strategic Yield Weapon in setting. However, right now they can't be controlled in such a way to make self sustaining super reactors. I wrote some technobabble about the egosphere of the blackhole and some shite to artificially make the tech rare.
 
Awww, she thinks that nuclear weapon spam is impressive. That's just high yield weaponry. Wonder what she will think after seeing the strategic yield weapons, which are literal black hole bombs.
She wasn't talking about nukes there. An undefended shard still has the mass and volume of a continent. You need weapons on the scale of the black hole bombs to do serious harm to that.
 
She wasn't talking about nukes there. An undefended shard still has the mass and volume of a continent. You need weapons on the scale of the black hole bombs to do serious harm to that.
No, she doesn't know about the strategic weapons yet. Canonically, the UN begins major offensives with literally hundreds of thousands of missiles, many of them presumably-more-environmentally-friendly-than-RL nukes, and aren't much less liberal the rest of the time. A death of a (hundred) thousand cuts is still a death.

It isn't "impressive;" QA still mistakenly thinks such spam is being helped by shardtech. It is alarming, though.
 
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She wasn't talking about nukes there. An undefended shard still has the mass and volume of a continent. You need weapons on the scale of the black hole bombs to do serious harm to that.
High Yield Weapons can be just nukes. One example given in the quest was a 20 megaton fusion bomb. Presumably she was impressed by the sheer quantity used during the fight and I suppose there might be some variation. Maybe some HYWs are anti-matter weapons or something?

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Having access to the standard loadout of either twenty eight, eighty kiloton Casaba fission HYWs or six, twenty megaton nuclear fusion HYWs that the UN offered for Aces in deep deployment missions would greatly simplify your methods.
 
No, she doesn't know about the strategic weapons yet. Canonically, the UN begins major offensives with literally hundreds of thousands of missiles, many of them presumably-more-environmentally-friendly-than-RL nukes, and aren't much less liberal the rest of the time. A death of a (hundred) thousand cuts is still a death.

It isn't "impressive;" QA still mistakenly thinks such spam is being helped by shardtech. It is alarming, though.
There is also the possibility of true high yield shard weaponry taking out galaxies, causing true vacuum is just one way I can think that will do it from the top of my head and this is with my limited understanding of physics, but you don't need to take out galaxies to kill a shard.
 
Something tells me that Symbie is going to spontaneously produce a Higgs generator of some variety along with all the other beautiful dakka in the simulation. Except its all going to be done using her Impeller field.
Symbie knows not to. Remember that for all that QA fails at it (and hard) she is pretending to be a Valkyrie and those very much can not make those. It is even noted that Higgs is divergent tech, Valks have trouble integrating Higgs tech and stuff like Higgs Engines have to be worn as backpacks instead of partially stored for example.

Besides, Symbie does not need to cheat with Higgs to be complete bullshit.
 
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