- Location
- Canada
Ah honestly forgot bee could do that, mostly remember the giant tree thing
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Broken Adventure
- Thread starter theaceoffire
- Start date
- Crossover
- Status
- Location
- Texas
- Pronouns
- She/Her
It's finally time. There's no aura awakening to rob Adam in this realm. The fourth power slot is nigh!
I'm thinking powers related to soul enhancement. He can extend his grid of confinement and get op Pokemon powers like whatever move the kids like to use.
I'm thinking powers related to soul enhancement. He can extend his grid of confinement and get op Pokemon powers like whatever move the kids like to use.
- Location
- Canada
I thought aura (pokemon) involved soul stuff so was under the aura(rwby) soul?
Oddly enough, the pokemon version of aura might lend itself to some additional applications, if only based on the presence and effects of the various legendary pokemon on the environment. RWBY Dust uses aura/faith via consolidating the essence of things into a physical form while pokemon aura uses their own aura to interact directly with the world and the essence in it. Interestingly enough, Adam has already made some of the more important steps between them already.
Mainly in that he has been shown to convert his aura into matter/energy before in the form of dust. Now, he might just need to step that conversion stage and he can move like a pokemon.
Mainly in that he has been shown to convert his aura into matter/energy before in the form of dust. Now, he might just need to step that conversion stage and he can move like a pokemon.
- Location
- Koszalin, Poland
I would really LOVE perspective of Legendary Pokemon here. I suspect it would be hilarious. Stressed Celebi on the verge of a mental breakdown, exasperated Arceus, giddy and hopeful Giratina, amused Mew and others whining, complaining or facepalming on that whole mess
.And MissingNo happy that someone may at last fix up his/her/its glitches without Arceus putting MissingNo in too much debt or something similar.
Also when I said that he will first contact some Legendary Pokemon? I'm sorry that I must correct myself, because I don't see them waiting too long before contacting him if he will act so 'subtle' all the time. I thought MC would enjoy his vacation without doing going overkill on some things. How silly of me x_X.
Another explanation they may consider (depending on where this happens timeline wise) may be that they think of him as strangely benevolent and odd Ultra Beast, especially if he reveals his dimensional movements. Of course this may cause a panic of their side, but oh well... RANDOM REALITY WARPING I suspect already does it, lol.
It's a very unique way to apply Malfean Stealth. Just without killing potential witnesses around
. But instead they pretend nothing happens. How convinient .Time police meets Time Squad. Weird time shenanigans happen
.Aura.
We know it's a spiritual energy, which logically should be some sort of soul energy at least, but word 'soul' is never really attached to the explanations here.
Anyway Pokemon aura is different then RWBY one, because in the end (with some exceptions) Pokemon aura provides to everyone more or less the same abilities, unlike RWBY aura one. Which suggests that it's possibly more stable and far less random. Also with how you may create barriers or for example use energy beams as attacks, it also suggests it's more malleable and this suggests it's easier to manipulate outside of users body.
Capabilities of Aura
- Ability to read minds and actions of another being
- Ability to "sense" other Auras and view surroundings even with a blindfold, also allows users to view through some objects
- Projection of one's Aura; such as to create barriers or attacks. It can also be used to transfer Aura to others, a method that can be fatal to the user.
- Activation of time flowers
- Riley using Aura to contain an explosion
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Fragnostic
Cheshire
- Location
- Neko City
With a dash of this.Time police meets Time Squad. Weird time shenanigans happen
More like while hes obvious, he is also obviously some sort of powerful thing... and like the grunts did in the latest chapter it makes their lives a lot easier just going with the flow and pretending that yes, he is a master of stealth. Otherwise you might annoy/attract the eldritch abominations attention in a negative manner.
Essentially, if you came across a flaming skeleton trying to be sneaky and blending in (but is making no hostile moves) some would say the logical response would be to just nod to yourself, mentally say 'I don't get payed enough to deal with this' and let the skeleton think its a master of stealth because pointing out that it sucks at stealth may upset it, which might then end up with you on fire.
Thus, the situation leaving him to think he is a lot more stealthy then he is because of people going 'yeah, lets humor the obviously powerful entity here'. The girls would smack their heads and then point it out to him... and Simmy and Sammy are Empress Trolls.
So~ He actually believes himself to be a master of stealth?
Jonn Wolfe
(Verified Sarcastic) (Not a Wolf)
- Location
- Beyond Sanity Since 1971
Nothing to see here. Ignore the eldritch abomination. Move along.It's a very unique way to apply Malfean Stealth. Just without killing potential witnesses around
The Show Must Go On!
- Location
- Here
Adam attempted to make the main course dish AGAIN, which was surprisingly complicated.
The issue of food came up early on during the trip, emphasized more when Adam built the automatic restaurant in that tunnel.
As in, had to IMMEDIATELY change the menu.
Eating Pokémon was... barely tolerated. It had to be properly sourced, the animals in question had to die of natural causes, and there were harsh penalties, fines, and harvesting limits.
Hence the morally dubious but illegal and thriving Team Rocket Pokémeat supply industry.
Farm raised animals, which were few in species and terrified of everything, was slightly more acceptable. At least, people were willing to ignore where the meal came from. Like most Americans, to be honest.
No, the result of sentient animals, plants, and even inanimate objects (Thank GOD salt isn't a Pokémon!) was more interesting than expected.
Vegetarian dishes here were AMAZING!
This Realm had dedicated their efforts to producing proteins and vitamins and all that, then reformatting it into all kinds of food substitutes, alternatives, and new tastes. Having such limited (morally acceptable) ingredients had the scientists scramble for new options. And come up with bizarre solutions in the process!
There were over 3,000 varieties of lettuce alone! Hundreds of strains of carrots, potatoes, all kinds of beans... there were actual, significant differences. Some tasted different, others had various health benefits, some were liked more by certain species of Pokémon. Unlike on Earth, where there were hundreds of varieties but the market was dominated by the top one or two favorites, many of these different options were evenly available depending on region.
It was fascinating, but it also meant the recipes involved got a bit complicated.
This main dish Adam had been struggling with had a sort of bread like substance made from a sort-of radish, some powdered savory mushrooms and this purple thing that originally was related to carrots, and a slightly sweet sauce all rolled up like a log. After applying some psychic energy and heat using the odd tools, the whole thing changed texture and color entirely.
It was like meatloaf, but the radish dough contracted during the cooking process creating a firm texture similar to some roasts Adam had in the past.
Well, it did NOW. These strange dishes required some very odd cooking equipment that stored specific Pokémon energies or generated similar power fields to change the food during the finishing process.
And he kind of failed at using it a few times. This was the fifth time trying to make this dish, which is a classical one known as the 'Beet-loaf'. And although he MAY have cheated at the sauce a bit (He made it right once, who cared if he use Construction beams to not have to struggle with it again?), THIS time it looked like the meal would be a success!
Adam carefully moved the serving dish under the log before adding the top layer of sauce... good. "Anita, ready to give verdict?"
The Trainer in training looked up from the newly rebuilt rest stop's dinning room, her Pidgey already enjoying some Pokéchow. Cute little Abra had to finished her Pokéblocks first, but Adam planned on letting her have a taste of the new dish! According to the stolen information and the online tools, nothing in here should be bad for the little one.
Anita seemed interested, even if still tired from the day's travels. "I'm surprised it took you so few tries to get it right! Bring it over!"
He sighed inside. The first few versions had been edible, sure, but he had standards. Burned spots, improper sauce, wrong ratios... this last attempt was at least close to the picture from the online recipe. "Right, don't judge this harshly."
Adam carefully sliced a round from the log and added just a bit more sauce (Because at least THAT was guaranteed to be good!) before passing it over, getting another plate to set himself up as well.
Ignoring her to reduce his own anxiety, he slowly forked a sample... The texture was near meatloaf, but the flavor had layers. The edges were richer and deeper in flavor, the heat making the sauce and flavorings blend together very well. Almost too much, really. A bit too spicy. The inside on the other hand was much more mild, like basic chicken or turkey. Maybe too mild.
A slice including the over seasoned outside crust and the mild seasoned internal structure balanced things out into a fairly delicious outcome. Still, he had clearly messed up somewhere. The outside was supposed to be more crisp, like fried skin, the inside more flavorful.
Not bad though for a new dish with unusual tools and ingredients.
Maybe he should offer ketchup? Just because it wasn't perfect didn't mean that his friend should have to suffer with sub-par offerings.
His thoughts were disrupted by Anita's moan. "This is AMAZING! It is WAY better than when Mom tried to make it. She always burned the outside and we had to scrape the top layers off."
Better to offer the ketchup later on then. Adam smiled. "Right, I think it turned out alright myself, but it was much easier to make the desserts. I'm also a bit surprise at how many dessert recipes were freely available online."
She swallowed, and nodded. "Trainers use up a ton of energy when fighting or training their partners, and most treats have high sugar content which helps offset that. You will see most places have all kinds of bakery goods and snacks for visiting Trainers, sometimes even for free depending on where you are. If you are a standard civilian or don't work closely with Pokémon, that many sweets can be dangerous though."
She took another bite. "Mmm. Our family had more than a few dessert only meals in the past, having a main dish like this is more of a special occasion deal. Might be why Mom always burned it when she tried."
Huh. He had his extra limbs duplicate the dish using the scan of the finished Beet-loaf after seeing Anita take her third extra helping. Thank goodness he could skip the finiky steps at this point.
Ignoring her surprise at seeing a duplicate dish appear, Adam carefully took a fork full and gently offered a bite to Abra. "Now, say ah..."
~~~Broken Adventure~~~
She had time. And it was for a good cause.
Abra woke ever so slightly. Life was easier to experience when not adrift on the rivers of mental power.
As she accepted the bite of delicious food, she sighed and slowly fell asleep again.
So worth it.
~~~Broken Adventure~~~
Adam nodded. "Good, I was worried I would have to add Pokéberries to everything for Abra to enjoy it." He gently wiped the tiny thing's chin with a napkin.
Anita blinked. "No, almost all Pokémon can eat most foods. It is just that Pokéchow has all kinds of extra energies and stuff, it is really appealing to the target species. Although I think some Pokémon have to eat rocks and stuff, depending on what their body is made of."
Adam sighed as he passed some plates of food to Simmy and Sammy in his soul. They didn't NEED to eat, but they enjoyed trying new things anyway. "Right, so what are the most likely Electrical Pokémon to encounter once we get to Route 110? What are my options again?"
She used a napkin and pulled out her Pokédex. "There are basically three likely options. The Electrike, Plusle, and Minun."
The image of the Electrike was similar to a green dog with a yellow band of color over its eyes. "The Electrike mostly use their charges externally in their fur and tend to stimulate their muscles with charges for speed. It can eventually evolve into a Manectric, at which point it focuses its power into its mane and stimulates the environment, rather than trying to force its body to work faster. You are unlikely to see the evolved form on the trail though. They head further from the trials and form packs."
The image shifted. "Plusle and Minun don't really evolve into or from any known Pokémon, but they look so similar that people think they could be the same species of Pokémon but with very different specialties. They only come in Red for Plusles and Blue for Minuns, but can be either gender. They both can make little pom-poms from electrical power, and like to support other people and creatures around them. Basically, both of them are 'Cheering' Pokémon, and well... they don't really like fighting to be honest."
Adam's attention was pulled away when a blue and orange slip of paper fell. "Ah. Well, guess that decides it then."
Anita blinked and looked up from her device. "What?"
He nodded. "Simmy wants a Minun and Sammy wants a Plusle. Problem solved I guess. And their colors are close enough."
She hesitated. "Who?"
Adam paused. "Right, you haven't met them yet!"
Reaching inside, he... hesitated. "Actually, they are busy singing to Marshadow right now, and it may be best to leave them to do that." Because Marshadow is currently crazy, and stabilizing him would be a good idea.
Also: Summoning any Endbringers would CERTAINLY put him on the divine radar, so to speak.
He nodded. "Simmy and Sammy are two of my wives, though they tend to spend time in my soul when not busy doing their own projects."
Adam ignored her expression. "Now that I think about it, this may be a good thing. Neither of them like wearing clothing and you seem easily embarrassed by other people being nude. Not that I am judging you or anything."
Seeing her wide eyed and opened mouth expression, he nodded. "Right, ignore all that. Try this apple pie, I have a few versions for us to test. I haven't seen this many types of Apple before and I think this combination of flavors turned out well enough anyway."
Seriously, there were over a hundred thousand SPECIES of apple popular here. Several thousand that were focused on sour or sweet or even SAVORY. Savory apples, That was just stupid.
~~~Broken Adventure~~~
Boro had long ago added the 'Husband Stream' to the AI feed, his army of fellow cooks watching with fascination at an entire new CULTURE of cuisine was being exposed to several Realms without a care.
He waved a signal. "Have we researched exposing our ingredients to other energies during growth yet?"
Several AI shook their head. "Some, not enough. We did get some interesting results with radioactive fallout, but these new dishes are consumable by organics with mostly positive effects. It is a new field entirely."
Boro nodded absently, sending more requests to the Angel Twins for details on the various plants shown on screen and the estimated price for it to be farmed locally verses attempting to get Queen Administrator's planet to begin farm work on the lot of them. That planet had a ton of automated, EMPTY farms ready to be put to use.
He pointed. "That. No yam or beet or turnip that I've seen can turn into that type of dough, not one that acts like bacon during the cooking process."
It was annoying getting the local names for various items, as the language on screen hadn't been in their data banks until Adam's Angels shared a translation matrix, but they would make do.
At least Queen Administrator's partner, Taylor Herbert Senior, seemed very interested in the wide variety of produce available for planting on her power's planets. Her people really could use a food surplus at this point.
~~~Broken Adventure~~~
Adam looked at his script, straightening his crown. "Oh mighty warrior, thy brave and just actions has my heart racing with joy and hope."
Anita blushed. "For I doth come with sword and justice, the rescue of thine majesty my only reward and blessed reason for peril. My thrusting weapon... my... I CAN'T READ THIS!"
He snorted. "At least you get to wear armor, Simmy already made me a fluffy pink dress for my role." It felt amazing. Pre-cogs were the BEST outfit designers.
She threw away her script. "But there is so much dirty innuendo! How can they just put those sort of things into print like that!?"
Adam shrugged. "My wives know what they like. And they said that Plusle and Minun love to cheer on events like this. I throw up a small castle, we dress up, do the play... BAM! At LEAST two new electric partners show up for me to try and recruit."
He adjusted his dress straps. "And if Simmy says it will work, it will work."
She glowered at the tall man in the pink dress. It was VERY frustrating that Adam looked more feminine than HER when wearing the stupid thing.
At least the armor made her look cool. And was actually able to protect her from bullets and stuff. And felt nice.
Pidgey coughed into a wing, then stood straight in her own tiny armor and began tweeting her lines.
Adam checked. Abra was still secure (and asleep), although Simmy had made her a pink cone like princess hat to join in the fun.
Side note, Pokémon DID have their own language, but Adam couldn't understand it. Seemed to be some really advanced Aura 'pinging' or communication, and he was having fun trying to figure it out without taking the easy way out with a Power Charge.
Pidgey's lines ended, and since Anita was still grumbling Adam skipped her lines and moved on. "Hark, the winged sky lord's message is true! A wicked spell has barred my castle with thorn and curse, none can pass!"
Abra noticed her cue and wiggled the plush thorn bush Adam made with her 'Telekinesis'. No reason to risk someone getting hurt with something more deadly, and it doubled as a squishy bed mattress in case of emergencies.
Seeing the other three turn to watch her with expectation, Anita sighed and picked up her script. "Oh vile barrier to my love, I shall undress my doubts and oil my intentions, for there is nothing my massive metal rod can not pierce... Adam, this is vile. What if my parents hear this?"
He caught the falling blue paper slip. "Oh. Looks like Simmy has been recording our practice runs... and is willing to share the videos to see if your family and friends approve or not."
Her glare was icy. "Are your imaginary girlfriends trying to blackmail me into preforming a racy play full of suggestive themes and questionable quotes to help you potentially catch two Pokémon?"
Adam turned the paper slip over. "Simmy says yes."
She sighed. "Well let's get going then. At least we are all wearing full costumes."
Adam winced. "They gave me a topless scene in chapter eight."
Anita glanced at his muscular body. "Meh, I can work with that."
The issue of food came up early on during the trip, emphasized more when Adam built the automatic restaurant in that tunnel.
As in, had to IMMEDIATELY change the menu.
Eating Pokémon was... barely tolerated. It had to be properly sourced, the animals in question had to die of natural causes, and there were harsh penalties, fines, and harvesting limits.
Hence the morally dubious but illegal and thriving Team Rocket Pokémeat supply industry.
Farm raised animals, which were few in species and terrified of everything, was slightly more acceptable. At least, people were willing to ignore where the meal came from. Like most Americans, to be honest.
No, the result of sentient animals, plants, and even inanimate objects (Thank GOD salt isn't a Pokémon!) was more interesting than expected.
Vegetarian dishes here were AMAZING!
This Realm had dedicated their efforts to producing proteins and vitamins and all that, then reformatting it into all kinds of food substitutes, alternatives, and new tastes. Having such limited (morally acceptable) ingredients had the scientists scramble for new options. And come up with bizarre solutions in the process!
There were over 3,000 varieties of lettuce alone! Hundreds of strains of carrots, potatoes, all kinds of beans... there were actual, significant differences. Some tasted different, others had various health benefits, some were liked more by certain species of Pokémon. Unlike on Earth, where there were hundreds of varieties but the market was dominated by the top one or two favorites, many of these different options were evenly available depending on region.
It was fascinating, but it also meant the recipes involved got a bit complicated.
This main dish Adam had been struggling with had a sort of bread like substance made from a sort-of radish, some powdered savory mushrooms and this purple thing that originally was related to carrots, and a slightly sweet sauce all rolled up like a log. After applying some psychic energy and heat using the odd tools, the whole thing changed texture and color entirely.
It was like meatloaf, but the radish dough contracted during the cooking process creating a firm texture similar to some roasts Adam had in the past.
Well, it did NOW. These strange dishes required some very odd cooking equipment that stored specific Pokémon energies or generated similar power fields to change the food during the finishing process.
And he kind of failed at using it a few times. This was the fifth time trying to make this dish, which is a classical one known as the 'Beet-loaf'. And although he MAY have cheated at the sauce a bit (He made it right once, who cared if he use Construction beams to not have to struggle with it again?), THIS time it looked like the meal would be a success!
Adam carefully moved the serving dish under the log before adding the top layer of sauce... good. "Anita, ready to give verdict?"
The Trainer in training looked up from the newly rebuilt rest stop's dinning room, her Pidgey already enjoying some Pokéchow. Cute little Abra had to finished her Pokéblocks first, but Adam planned on letting her have a taste of the new dish! According to the stolen information and the online tools, nothing in here should be bad for the little one.
Anita seemed interested, even if still tired from the day's travels. "I'm surprised it took you so few tries to get it right! Bring it over!"
He sighed inside. The first few versions had been edible, sure, but he had standards. Burned spots, improper sauce, wrong ratios... this last attempt was at least close to the picture from the online recipe. "Right, don't judge this harshly."
Adam carefully sliced a round from the log and added just a bit more sauce (Because at least THAT was guaranteed to be good!) before passing it over, getting another plate to set himself up as well.
Ignoring her to reduce his own anxiety, he slowly forked a sample... The texture was near meatloaf, but the flavor had layers. The edges were richer and deeper in flavor, the heat making the sauce and flavorings blend together very well. Almost too much, really. A bit too spicy. The inside on the other hand was much more mild, like basic chicken or turkey. Maybe too mild.
A slice including the over seasoned outside crust and the mild seasoned internal structure balanced things out into a fairly delicious outcome. Still, he had clearly messed up somewhere. The outside was supposed to be more crisp, like fried skin, the inside more flavorful.
Not bad though for a new dish with unusual tools and ingredients.
Maybe he should offer ketchup? Just because it wasn't perfect didn't mean that his friend should have to suffer with sub-par offerings.
His thoughts were disrupted by Anita's moan. "This is AMAZING! It is WAY better than when Mom tried to make it. She always burned the outside and we had to scrape the top layers off."
Better to offer the ketchup later on then. Adam smiled. "Right, I think it turned out alright myself, but it was much easier to make the desserts. I'm also a bit surprise at how many dessert recipes were freely available online."
She swallowed, and nodded. "Trainers use up a ton of energy when fighting or training their partners, and most treats have high sugar content which helps offset that. You will see most places have all kinds of bakery goods and snacks for visiting Trainers, sometimes even for free depending on where you are. If you are a standard civilian or don't work closely with Pokémon, that many sweets can be dangerous though."
She took another bite. "Mmm. Our family had more than a few dessert only meals in the past, having a main dish like this is more of a special occasion deal. Might be why Mom always burned it when she tried."
Huh. He had his extra limbs duplicate the dish using the scan of the finished Beet-loaf after seeing Anita take her third extra helping. Thank goodness he could skip the finiky steps at this point.
Ignoring her surprise at seeing a duplicate dish appear, Adam carefully took a fork full and gently offered a bite to Abra. "Now, say ah..."
~~~Broken Adventure~~~
She had time. And it was for a good cause.
Abra woke ever so slightly. Life was easier to experience when not adrift on the rivers of mental power.
As she accepted the bite of delicious food, she sighed and slowly fell asleep again.
So worth it.
~~~Broken Adventure~~~
Adam nodded. "Good, I was worried I would have to add Pokéberries to everything for Abra to enjoy it." He gently wiped the tiny thing's chin with a napkin.
Anita blinked. "No, almost all Pokémon can eat most foods. It is just that Pokéchow has all kinds of extra energies and stuff, it is really appealing to the target species. Although I think some Pokémon have to eat rocks and stuff, depending on what their body is made of."
Adam sighed as he passed some plates of food to Simmy and Sammy in his soul. They didn't NEED to eat, but they enjoyed trying new things anyway. "Right, so what are the most likely Electrical Pokémon to encounter once we get to Route 110? What are my options again?"
She used a napkin and pulled out her Pokédex. "There are basically three likely options. The Electrike, Plusle, and Minun."
The image of the Electrike was similar to a green dog with a yellow band of color over its eyes. "The Electrike mostly use their charges externally in their fur and tend to stimulate their muscles with charges for speed. It can eventually evolve into a Manectric, at which point it focuses its power into its mane and stimulates the environment, rather than trying to force its body to work faster. You are unlikely to see the evolved form on the trail though. They head further from the trials and form packs."
The image shifted. "Plusle and Minun don't really evolve into or from any known Pokémon, but they look so similar that people think they could be the same species of Pokémon but with very different specialties. They only come in Red for Plusles and Blue for Minuns, but can be either gender. They both can make little pom-poms from electrical power, and like to support other people and creatures around them. Basically, both of them are 'Cheering' Pokémon, and well... they don't really like fighting to be honest."
Adam's attention was pulled away when a blue and orange slip of paper fell. "Ah. Well, guess that decides it then."
Anita blinked and looked up from her device. "What?"
He nodded. "Simmy wants a Minun and Sammy wants a Plusle. Problem solved I guess. And their colors are close enough."
She hesitated. "Who?"
Adam paused. "Right, you haven't met them yet!"
Reaching inside, he... hesitated. "Actually, they are busy singing to Marshadow right now, and it may be best to leave them to do that." Because Marshadow is currently crazy, and stabilizing him would be a good idea.
Also: Summoning any Endbringers would CERTAINLY put him on the divine radar, so to speak.
He nodded. "Simmy and Sammy are two of my wives, though they tend to spend time in my soul when not busy doing their own projects."
Adam ignored her expression. "Now that I think about it, this may be a good thing. Neither of them like wearing clothing and you seem easily embarrassed by other people being nude. Not that I am judging you or anything."
Seeing her wide eyed and opened mouth expression, he nodded. "Right, ignore all that. Try this apple pie, I have a few versions for us to test. I haven't seen this many types of Apple before and I think this combination of flavors turned out well enough anyway."
Seriously, there were over a hundred thousand SPECIES of apple popular here. Several thousand that were focused on sour or sweet or even SAVORY. Savory apples, That was just stupid.
~~~Broken Adventure~~~
Boro had long ago added the 'Husband Stream' to the AI feed, his army of fellow cooks watching with fascination at an entire new CULTURE of cuisine was being exposed to several Realms without a care.
He waved a signal. "Have we researched exposing our ingredients to other energies during growth yet?"
Several AI shook their head. "Some, not enough. We did get some interesting results with radioactive fallout, but these new dishes are consumable by organics with mostly positive effects. It is a new field entirely."
Boro nodded absently, sending more requests to the Angel Twins for details on the various plants shown on screen and the estimated price for it to be farmed locally verses attempting to get Queen Administrator's planet to begin farm work on the lot of them. That planet had a ton of automated, EMPTY farms ready to be put to use.
He pointed. "That. No yam or beet or turnip that I've seen can turn into that type of dough, not one that acts like bacon during the cooking process."
It was annoying getting the local names for various items, as the language on screen hadn't been in their data banks until Adam's Angels shared a translation matrix, but they would make do.
At least Queen Administrator's partner, Taylor Herbert Senior, seemed very interested in the wide variety of produce available for planting on her power's planets. Her people really could use a food surplus at this point.
~~~Broken Adventure~~~
Adam looked at his script, straightening his crown. "Oh mighty warrior, thy brave and just actions has my heart racing with joy and hope."
Anita blushed. "For I doth come with sword and justice, the rescue of thine majesty my only reward and blessed reason for peril. My thrusting weapon... my... I CAN'T READ THIS!"
He snorted. "At least you get to wear armor, Simmy already made me a fluffy pink dress for my role." It felt amazing. Pre-cogs were the BEST outfit designers.
She threw away her script. "But there is so much dirty innuendo! How can they just put those sort of things into print like that!?"
Adam shrugged. "My wives know what they like. And they said that Plusle and Minun love to cheer on events like this. I throw up a small castle, we dress up, do the play... BAM! At LEAST two new electric partners show up for me to try and recruit."
He adjusted his dress straps. "And if Simmy says it will work, it will work."
She glowered at the tall man in the pink dress. It was VERY frustrating that Adam looked more feminine than HER when wearing the stupid thing.
At least the armor made her look cool. And was actually able to protect her from bullets and stuff. And felt nice.
Pidgey coughed into a wing, then stood straight in her own tiny armor and began tweeting her lines.
Adam checked. Abra was still secure (and asleep), although Simmy had made her a pink cone like princess hat to join in the fun.
Side note, Pokémon DID have their own language, but Adam couldn't understand it. Seemed to be some really advanced Aura 'pinging' or communication, and he was having fun trying to figure it out without taking the easy way out with a Power Charge.
Pidgey's lines ended, and since Anita was still grumbling Adam skipped her lines and moved on. "Hark, the winged sky lord's message is true! A wicked spell has barred my castle with thorn and curse, none can pass!"
Abra noticed her cue and wiggled the plush thorn bush Adam made with her 'Telekinesis'. No reason to risk someone getting hurt with something more deadly, and it doubled as a squishy bed mattress in case of emergencies.
Seeing the other three turn to watch her with expectation, Anita sighed and picked up her script. "Oh vile barrier to my love, I shall undress my doubts and oil my intentions, for there is nothing my massive metal rod can not pierce... Adam, this is vile. What if my parents hear this?"
He caught the falling blue paper slip. "Oh. Looks like Simmy has been recording our practice runs... and is willing to share the videos to see if your family and friends approve or not."
Her glare was icy. "Are your imaginary girlfriends trying to blackmail me into preforming a racy play full of suggestive themes and questionable quotes to help you potentially catch two Pokémon?"
Adam turned the paper slip over. "Simmy says yes."
She sighed. "Well let's get going then. At least we are all wearing full costumes."
Adam winced. "They gave me a topless scene in chapter eight."
Anita glanced at his muscular body. "Meh, I can work with that."
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- Location
- United Kingdom
Don't trainers just sit on the sidelines and yell at their pokemon to use "x" move?
We Just Write
Blatantly Plural
- Location
- New England
- Pronouns
- Plural
In this version of the Pokeverse they're actually cranking their Pokemon with Aura 24/7.
Fragnostic
Cheshire
- Location
- Neko City
Ah, first Waifu from Pokemon confirmed.
And it only took you 125 Celebi timeline resets to get it!
You're making progress!
So when an older guy likes to look at children it's pedophilia but when children like to look at adults it's growing up? Talk about double standards, society.
Also, this is a joke. I don't condone pedophilia.
What is the point of Trainers!?
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- Here
Things Trainers 'Do':
- Mentally communicate with Pokémon, for commands and sometimes even precognitive glimpses (More Pokémon bonds == Stronger mental power gained by trainer)
- Share Aura, both to help Pokémon last longer in battle and to improve their abilities, also it can (eventually) be used to fuel their evolution.
- Allow mental communication between Pokémon in team situations
- Guide growth, a focused trainer can influence their Pokémon to be faster, stronger, better defended, based on what they believe will help most.
- Make 'Rivals', if two trainers have opposing Aura signatures they can clash, causing both to grow at exponential rate even with little interaction.
- Filter local energies, as power from the atmosphere can safely be passed to the Pokémon if first absorbed through the Trainer. This can be dangerous, but also allows bonus effects when trainers work near high energy locations like volcanoes, spiritually powerful graveyards, dense forests, etc. This influences Gym locations, by the way.
- Location
- Here
*sigh* I wish it was cannon, but it is all stuff I made up to make the Universe more understandable.
There is always a rival. (See note in previous message).
Pokémon only have four moves. (Because learning magic is hard was the best I could come up with.)
Professors are named after trees. And the most common transportation besides walking is bike, even if boats, trucks, etc are canon. (Nature is glorified, tech is tolerated as little as possible.)
Certain characters are around forever. Mostly those working with Pokémon in fact. (Special energies cover this issue.)
The most famous people not only stick around forever, but easily accomplish things entire squads of Officer Jenny are unable to. (More Pokémon == more power, more likely lucky events happen, attract other compatible Pokémon, etc). (And bad guys have lots of Pokémon!)
You get the idea, sometimes I need to think a bit about how this mess could snap together.
Fragnostic
Cheshire
- Location
- Neko City
To be fair you neer need to justify stuff like that because you have the privilege of being the author.
What you say, goes. Especially since your MC can customize the realms he goes to.
What you say, goes. Especially since your MC can customize the realms he goes to.
- Location
- United Kingdom
What's your explanation for Nurse Joys and Officer Jenny's?
- Location
- Somewhere between here and there
Subspecies of a ditto who in the ancient past decided to live as a human and successfully crossbred with one and reproduce via mitosis
- Location
- Here
He can't even detect that as wrong. Nor question it.
Not while in the Realm.
//Hint.
Fragnostic
Cheshire
- Location
- Neko City
Oh gods...
The only time I remember that happening before was with the Force. So nurse Joy's are confirmed to be a fundamental aspect of the universe now. All praise the divine sisterhood lol.
- Location
- Home
It was also there after leaving Pony-verse and realizing how sexual it actually was.
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