[] Harbinger of Destruction
Pfffff that's a name alright. And Sayaka turns herself into a pancake, that's hilarious.The last thing you got to name was your pet fish back in elementary school; you always wished your apartment building wasn't so strict on pets, although Oktavius von Guttenberg was truly the noblest of pets for the few years he lived.
Well we get to meet Patches, grab a Firekeepers soul and experience horror at a tower filled with Firekeeper bodiesPfffff that's a name alright. And Sayaka turns herself into a pancake, that's hilarious.
[X] Check out the tower while you're still here.
Now it has been a while, but I think there's still stuff to find here?
Alright, so my plan is to have him stab us and get his sword stuck, then we beat him up.
I'd like to think that a master undead swordsman would think of such an obvious trick, and so would have already come up with a counter for when another undead tries it.Alright, so my plan is to have him stab us and get his sword stuck, then we beat him up.
Sir Oktavius von Guttenburg, Knight of the Sea and Lord of the Depths, was indeed a name; the name of the bravest pet one could have ever asked for ;_;7Pfffff that's a name alright. And Sayaka turns herself into a pancake, that's hilarious.
The greatest combat strategy: one in which you plan around being immediately stabbed.Alright, so my plan is to have him stab us and get his sword stuck, then we beat him up.
Or we could go for the simpler option of dropkicking him off the cliff-edge.
... I'm reminded how much Grief sucks. We can't even really practice our magic that well. We need to figure out how to Sword better.
Until you've been smashed and shocked into char-roasted hollow by Fatboy and Slim, you haven't played Dark Souls.It 'aint Dark Souls without a few humbling defeats to build character.
And, if we win, we get a shiny katana.
Sorry for keeping everyone waiting, and thank you for continuing to read!
You have to factor in whether his bullshit shonen counter move will be practical or more likely to end up getting himself killed. It's a good 40/60 split if I had to guess.I'd like to think that a master undead swordsman would think of such an obvious trick, and so would have already come up with a counter for when another undead tries it.
Thank you for helping to get me motivated to write again, by the way. That thread may not have been meant for that purpose, but it still helped me out.
I'm still waiting for our protagonist's Pontiff Experience.Until you've been smashed and shocked into char-roasted hollow by Fatboy and Slim, you haven't played Dark Souls.
FSir Oktavius von Guttenburg, Knight of the Sea and Lord of the Depths, was indeed a name; the name of the bravest pet one could have ever asked for ;_;7
Even if it kills him, both sides are just going to get back up later. The important thing is that Sayaka dies first, because then it's still his win.You have to factor in whether his bullshit shonen counter move will be practical or more likely to end up getting himself killed. It's a good 40/60 split if I had to guess.
Why do I get the feeling Sayaka's going to assume Loretta only died because we were too busy messing around at the shrine? She's pretty prone to taking things at face value, after.It's probably not time sensitive, but it would be nice to get that hanging plot thread over with sooner rather than later...
It's kind of easy to tell how old corpses are, in a 'was this a few hours or a few weeks ago' sort of way. Even speedrunning doesn't cause Loretta to be alive in the Undead Settlement, so I somehow doubt that we could have changed that in the, what, few hours we've been back at the shrine? It hasn't been long.Why do I get the feeling Sayaka's going to assume Loretta only died because we were too busy messing around at the shrine? She's pretty prone to taking things at face value, after.
That's the kind of thing I expect from the combined shittiness of Dark Souls and Madoka Magica and I look forward to the Sayaka bully it will inflict.![]()
You're a regular Lara Croft, Sayaka.
You think this is bad? Just wait til you're thankful the bodies laying around aren't anyone you know.The fact that stumbling upon random corpses has become so common place that you no longer physically recoil at the sight of one disgusts you, but there seems to be an abundance of the things everywhere you look.
Who's this knucklehead?A light chuckle quickly draws your attention to a man, who if you could sum up in one word, you'd go with smug. His bald head, despite being perhaps his most recognizable trait is wasn't what keeps your attention. No, that would be the shit-eating grin he sports without a hint of shame.