Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

[Old Iron]

I still think Mutsu should have Shokaku and Zuikaku as her 'twins'....

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And then Kaga started hanging around the Richardson home to help take care of the little cranes.

Not helping is that @Skywalker_T-65 kind of really made me take a liking to Zuizui.

But given that Jane's the future CNO, Gale's technically in her chain of command

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And not a soul questions why Gale is always saluting a little girl.

This is all assuming that ship girl pregnancy (or girl-pregnant-by-ship-girl) involves having a ship girl as a baby in the first place. Could end up being a perfectly human, if inhumanly attractive once they grow up, baby.

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I am of the opinion that you and Sara will have more than a few Shiratsuyu's on the way sooner than later.

 

[Sandy River DL]

I am of the opinion that you and Sara will have more than a few Shiratsuyu's on the way sooner than later.

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And why would an American CC be giving birth to Japanese destroyers?

 

[konnigvanmessen]

And why would an American CC be giving birth to Japanese destroyers?

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It's a metaphor dude.

 

[Harry Leferts]

You'd think that if she's carrying something hilariously massive she'd have a more obvious bump though...

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Obviously that means that she's pregnant with SSN-787. Nuclear Submarines do their best not to be noticed after all...

 

[konnigvanmessen]

Obviously that means that she's pregnant with SSN-787. Nuclear Submarines do their best not to be noticed after all...

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So do regular subs.

 

[Harry Leferts]

So do regular subs.

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Regular Subs need to surface at best in a week or two. But Nuclear Subs can run silent for months.

 

[konnigvanmessen]

Regular Subs need to surface at best in a week or two. But Nuclear Subs can run silent for months.

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And which one breaks BelBatt Rules?

 

[Archduke]

Fleet Boats normally ran on the surface as much as possible and submerged when they needed to be sneaky, hide, or avoid bad weather.

 

[theJMPer]

Albie and Archie even got flatter to hide better on the surface. They used to be pretty busty.

 

[konnigvanmessen]

They still aim not to be noticed, which is my point.

 

[ijnfleetadmiral]

North Carolina is a museum sitting quite happily in Wilmington, NC; Therefore, by Belabatt rules, she can't be summoned.

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Jersey the Museum Ship was destroyed by the Abyssals...stands to reason they'd target North Carolina as well.

Obviously that means that she's pregnant with SSN-787. Nuclear Submarines do their best not to be noticed after all...

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Still say she's got either Bremerton or Spokane on her 'building ways'.

Gale: Please oh voice in the ceiling, make the suffering end!

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Kirishima: *pokes head out of ceiling* How did you know I was up here, Gale-san? *Excitedly* Are you part kanmusu?! Why did you not make this known?! Ahhh, no wonder you and Washington-sama were meant to be...it's fate! So romantic! *Cue Kirishima squee-hearts-and-love fest*

 

[konnigvanmessen]

Jersey the Museum Ship was destroyed by the Abyssals...stands to reason they'd target North Carolina as well.

Still say she's got either Bremerton or Spokane on her 'building ways'.

Kirishima: *pokes head out of ceiling* How did you know I was up here, Gale-san? *Excitedly* Are you part kanmusu?! Why did you not make this known?! Ahhh, no wonder you and Washington-sama were meant to be...it's fate! So romantic! *Cue Kirishima squee-hearts-and-love fest*

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Aaaahhh!!! What are you doing up there?! Wh-what do you see from up there?
Kirishima: Oh I see everything~ gotta make sure my Washington-chan is well cared for!
Gale: of course you do...

 

[Sir_Gaea]

RE: North Carolina.
One morning the good people of Wilmington NC wake up to find Show Boat missing. At the hospital where Gale is giving birth many staff are shocked when they look outside and there is a battleship parked on their lawn.

 

[theJMPer]

Implying Gale and Wash wouldn't have their babies at the same time. (Or start to, anyways.)

 

[Farmerbob1]

But I can see Gale during the Terrible Twos... in the hospital with broken arms and ribs whenever Wash is away and the baby throws a tantrum. Oh the suffering when a two-year-old who can punch holes in concrete wants something she can't have...

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This is why one has a destroyer or cruiser escort.

 

[Burning Baron]

Implying Gale and Wash wouldn't have their babies at the same time. (Or start to, anyways.)

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And in a reversal of fortune, Gale has her baby(ies) first.

 

[theJMPer]

And in a reversal of fortune, Gale has her baby(ies) first.

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Or rather, her labor starts first. It's just not nearly as quick and painless as Wash's for suffering reasons.

 

[Farmerbob1]

Or rather, her labor starts first. It's just not nearly as quick and painless as Wash's for suffering reasons.

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Wash delivers easily, gets up, comes to Gale's bedside and offers her hand for Gale to hold during labor.

When it's all over, Wash, who never uttered a complaint during the entire ordeal, goes to Vestal for repairs to the hand.

Seems that Gale developed more than just a shipgirl appetite during her pregnancy.

 

[Rampantfury]

And by this point I'd assume we'd have a US fleet carrier summoned and being a minor character.

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JMPer has already said no fleet carriors though. (Though i wouldnt mind Ranger showing up.)

Albie and Archie even got flatter to hide better on the surface. They used to be pretty busty.

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Now how the hell did that happpen? Lots of tape?

 

[maes]

(Though i wouldnt mind Ranger showing up.)

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Would she show up with a pure white stetson, a mask and a quirky white horse?

 

[Rampantfury]

Would she show up with a pure white stetson, a mask and a quirky white horse?

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Thatd certinly be interesting. Though id imagine everybody would be bugging her why her stacks are sticking out of her deck.

Though just think what a team her and Texas would be.

 

[esseresse]

There we go. It breaks the summoning rules.
Watch it be a harbor tug .

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I hope Gale gives birth to all the Flechers that haven't shown up yet

 

[Harry Leferts]

I hope Gale gives birth to all the Flechers that haven't shown up yet

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Gale: Please, for the love of SecNav, no...

 

[landcollector]

I hope Gale gives birth to all the Flechers that haven't shown up yet

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There's a point where wanting Gale to suffer goes too far. This is far beyond that point, imo.

 

[theJMPer]

Now how the hell did that happpen? Lots of tape?

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A bunch of dockhands with angle grinders. Every time a Gato came home, her sail fairings were cut down to make her less obvious on the surface (at the expense of more drag while submerged.)

I hope Gale gives birth to all the Flechers that haven't shown up yet

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Gale: plz no. Plz. Besides, if I had all those little shits inside me, wouldn't I be showing more?