Ping... Finale
It took the best part of three hours for Albacore to make it back to the ocean she belonged in. The base as waking up around her, and she had to move even slower and more cautiously than before. It didn't help that her stomach was still growling its indignation at her. The food she'd scrounged from little Jane had barely been enough to dull the pangs of her hunger, and thinking of the succulent cake she had passed up almost made up the difference.
Albacore
loved her cake, it was one of the precious few luxuries her crew had enjoyed. And she had to walk away from a perfectly good cake to live off… off whatever it was she kept finding in the dumpsters behind the restaurants the passed. The packages were all labeled in Jap scratch, obviously. The subgirl wasn't entirely certain
what she was eating, other than some of it was noodles and at least one item was actually just a box.
She found it slightly worrisome that she'd been so hungry she'd ate most of a cardboard box before realizing it was, in fact, cardboard. But she was a submarine of the US navy. Doing miracles with supply lines that'd make shoestrings look lavish was in her blood. So to speak. The subgirl wasn't sure if she
had blood or not. Ideally, she wouldn't find out for a while.
By the time she finally made it back to the comforting ocean embrace, the first rays of sun were starting to glimmer on the horizon. Jap ASW might be hilariously bad, but even
theycould spot a sub running on the surface in broad daylight. Especially from the air, Albacore's heart—if she had one—was racing a million revs a minute as she slipped into the water, her long legs powering her out to the open sea.
She glanced at the glowing dial of her watch. She should have another hour or so before there was enough light for air operations. If she couldn't reach water deep enough to
fucking fade in by then… well, she didn't really want to- wait.
The sound of high-speed screws screamed though the submarine's sonar, and she could see a-
Albacore blinked. It was only her submarine instincts that caused her to run for the bottom and go silent as night, the human part of her brain was frozen. The sight ahead of her was so bizarre… so incomprehensibly strange that her mind just gave up even
trying to explain it.
A destroyer, obviously Japanese by the design, rocketed across the water with all the speed of a chastened PT boat. Except it wasn't any mere destroyer… it was… a stripper destroyer? Her skirt was the tiniest thing Albacore had ever seen. Her mind couldn't even comprehend a piece of fabric so small, and from her position below the waves, the subgirl could see
clear up it.
Albacore was no stranger to observing horrible things though her scope, but this took the cake—mmm… cake—for the
worst thing her optics had ever observed. But she couldn't look away. Even if she'd been somehow able to peel her eyes off her periscope, she
had to know if that destroyer spotted her.
There was precious little water under her keel, but dammit, the USS
Albacore would put up a fight before she sank!
Thankfully, the destroyer-slut was too busy rocketing across the waves
way to damn fast to notice Albacore. What little noise the sub generated as she held her breath was all but lost in the destroyer's roaring turbines. In fact, her turbines probably drowned out the horrified screamed of her parents at that disgusting little outfit!
At that speed, there was no way the destroyer could hear her. But if she was doing a sprint-and-drift… Albacore didn't want to think about it. This water was too shallow to offer any protection.
She waited a good thirty minutes before moving again. She couldn't afford to screw up, not here. Not now… She felt her heart pounding in her skull, her fingers quivered as she checked her luminescent watch.
Thirty minutes… She was clear to move. Albacore spooled up her electric motors, creeping out of the harbor at her frustratingly low top-submerged speed of nine knots. It took her an hour to break out into water deep enough for her to really feel safe. Or as safe as a hungry
Gato could this far behind enemy lines.
The submarine glided to periscope depth, spinning her scope around as she checked for anyone that might notice her. Sonar was clear, but it never hurt to check twice. Lazy sub skippers didn't tend to live very long. There wasn't any hint of surface ships or aircraft… or anything for that matter. Albacore was sitting right under a thick fog bank.
Which suited her just as well, she could surface and stretch her legs a little. Her air-search radar would give her enough warning for her to hit the bottom before any Jap planes spotted her. It as a risk, but cruising at twenty-one knots was worth it.
But Albacore had one last decision to make…
where to sail. Her fuel tanks weren't the fullest, but she could reach Pearl, maybe even California if she pushed herself. The Submarine wasn't afraid to admit she was
scared. She was lost and hungry, and all she knew was that she was surrounded by Jap forces.
Well… that wasn't true. She
also knew she had a full load of fish. Albacore scowled to herself. She was hungry… but she'd scavenged for herself, she could do it again. She was scared, but since when was
that new.
She was a
Gato class submarine of the United States Navy. She wasn't running from a fight, not when her hull was sound and her fish were hot.
Albacore picked a course at random—south, as the case was—and steered herself along it. This might go down in history as the
strangest war patrol a submarine ever sailed. But dammit, she was
gonna sail it. Come hell or high water!
—|—|—
Albacore'd been sailing for almost three hours when she spotted the impossible. Two battleships steaming hard into the waves without so much as a dinghy to escort them. The submarine felt her mouth start to water, and not just from the salty brine she swam in. Two juicy targets steaming along dead-straight… even if they
had sonar and depth charges, there was no way in hell they'd hear her over their own turbines.
She recognized the first battleship right off the bat. A Jap Kongou class, probably Hiei from the superstructure. Which was
weird as hell since she was
certain Hiei had sunk in 1942. The worrisome part was
that wasn't even the strangest thing.
The
other battleship was…
distinctly American. Her chubby hull was adorned with two towering lattice masts, and her gleaming paint had none of the wartime grime Albacore associated with a working battleship. It almost looked like…
Albacore gasped, swallowing a lungful of seawater when she spotted the battleship's hull number. She slammed her scope down, slumping back from the eyepiece in bewilderment.
BB-39
Arizona.
The Arizona.
What the FUCK?
This wasn't possible. This couldn't be happening… and yet it was. Arizona, the martyr of Pearl, was steaming side by side with a Jap battleship. Before even that could fully process, Albacore watched both battleships bring their guns to bear on yet another ship.
The sub felt her stomach churn as she spotted the object of Arizona's ire. Equal parts battleship and demon, the twisted ugly..
thing sent Albacore's heart racing in furious anger. It was
wrong. It was
evil and wrong. It
must be removed.
The Submarine smiled as Arizona and Hiei's guns barked their furious invocation at the demonic
thing. She had to fight back the urge to blow her ballast and zoom-climb with a roaring scream.
That…
thing would die. And she had just the fish to kill it with.
Above her. Arizona closed in for the kill, her massive armor bouncing shells that would rip the little submarine open from stem to stern. Rounds poured into the reborn super-dreadnought, tearing at her clothes and punched though her shattered belt.
Arizona…
the Arizona, the martyr of Pearl was going to die once more. She was fighting back with every tooth and claw she had, brawling like a caged bear. But it just wasn't enough.
The bastardized excuse for a battleship engaging her had found its range. Its guns barked in murderous hate. Its armor angled perfectly against Arizona's defiant turrets…
And its hull placed squarely in the sub's firing solution.
Albacore fired her first two torpedoes, her eyes glued to her scope as she watched the bubble trails race towards their mark. Impact in five… four… three… no. No NO!
The Mark fourteen torpedoes lazily yawed off course, their bubble trails making their deviation painfully evident as they sailed clean past their target and into fucking nowhere.
"Goddamnit," grunted Albacore. She couldn't even spare the anger for a proper furious outburst. She still had four fish in her tubes, her TDC still worked. So suck the gyros, fuck the BuOrd, and FUCK THAT BATTLESHIP!
"Die you fucker," breathed Albacore, rippling off all four of her remaining tubes and slamming her motors to flank. She closed her eyes in a silent prayer. Run straight. Just this once, run
fucking straight.
Albacore opened her eyes once more, throwing her rudder hard over to bring her stern tubes to bear. She couldn't believe it. Four fish left her bow tubes… and four bubble trails ran straight as arrows at the twisted excuse for a warship. Four fish slammed into their targets square and true.
And four explosions erupted along the battleship's hull, signaling four troublesome exploders somehow all working at once.
"YES!" screamed Albacore, pumping her fist as adrenaline flooded her system. She emptied her stern tubes into the listing battleship, but her fish were beaten to the punch by a salvo of fourteen inch shells from The Martyr of Pearl.
"FUCK YES! FINISH HER, ARIZONA!"