The important question are, are cavities on a shipgirls is a thing? I can buy gingivities, but cavities? And considering all of them are pretty girls, they might not need orthodontic treatment at all....
Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]
- Thread starter theJMPer
- Start date
B-baka!
Frustrated Art
- Location
- Some town in the Philippines
They would do what any bored soldier would do. Do exactly what you said. This resulted in several sailors passing out due to laughter and others beaten to a pulp with 16 inchers.
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
My bet is Gale does it to see what might happen in a fit of boredom.
Farmerbob1
Rest in Peace
- Location
- Atlanta-ish
In the mess hall, of course.
"Ooookay, but why we bring big, very visible, red pointer on combat? I think this thing will make us easy to be seen by Abyssals?"
"It is not a target painter for some high-tech cruiser missile, so invisible wavelength is out."
"...Then target painter for what?"
[Abyssals Task Force Appears]
"For them."
"AMERICAN NYAN YEAH!!!"
"NYAAA~N"
[Neko Jersey and Poi and Shigure and all Neko Fletcher begin hunting]
"...."
"Please be quiet."
"I don't speak anything."
"I know. I can feel it."
"...."
That's about as evil as having a sub sneak up on an Abyssal and tape a twinkie (or a meat pie) on their hull.
(What? Considering how good they are at thievery, planting things should be just as easy.)
Farmerbob1
Rest in Peace
- Location
- Atlanta-ish
Hrm. I'm having flashbacks of reverse pick-pocketing in Fallout 3.
Burning Baron
This position needs more entrenching.
- Location
- In here, not out there.
I did that in New Vegas. With explosives. Lots of them. Stuck so much dynamite in Benny's pockets, Bloody Mess wouldn't have done as much damage.
- Location
- Nowhere
It's Laser-guided Jersey!
Also, don't forget Tama.
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Sakuya's Butler
A refined Butler to a knife wielding Mistress.
- Location
- ↓, ↘, → + Punch
Plant evidence on the Abyssals so they think another Abyssal is a traitor, and thus start infighting/civil war?
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"So Jersey? You gonna start wearing your ship's bell on your tail with a bow?"
"Nyan you! Nyan you, you nyaning nyaner who nyans.........nyan it."
"I at least brought pie."
"NYAN!!"
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B-baka!
Frustrated Art
- Location
- Some town in the Philippines
CAPTAIN ABYSSAL: CIVIL WAR
- Location
- Nowhere
I see the nyan for curse thing has taken off. :B
- Location
- Nowhere
I can just see Jersey in a box launcher, one of the Taffys with a laser pointer aimed at the Abyssal fleet...
Farmerbob1
Rest in Peace
- Location
- Atlanta-ish
Marine 1: I'm bored.
Marine 2: Me too.
Marine 3: I have a laser pointer.
...
And that's what led to the utter destruction of the shipgirl barracks.
Marine 2: Me too.
Marine 3: I have a laser pointer.
...
And that's what led to the utter destruction of the shipgirl barracks.
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Marine 4: I found this catnip.
And that was how much of the base got destroyed.
And that is why bored Marines are so dangerous.
I mean, with Bored Marines involved, it was either massive destruction, discovering the cure for cancer, or getting Crowning and Jersey married.
Grounders10
Nine-Tailed Kitsune
- Location
- British Columbia, Canada, Mars
Odds were: 75%, 23%, and 2% respectively.
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
1 and 3 possibly at the same time.
Grounders10
Nine-Tailed Kitsune
- Location
- British Columbia, Canada, Mars
1.5% chance of that.
Well, if #3 happens, #1 will at least be the end result for a good amount of honeymoon suite furniture.
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Because Crowning would need to teach her everything, right? *ZING!*Well, if #3 happens, #1 will at least be the end result for a good amount of honeymoon suite furniture.
B-baka!
Frustrated Art
- Location
- Some town in the Philippines
Well, if #3 happens, #1 will at least be the end result for a good amount of honeymoon suite furniture.
Right now, I'm predicting weather for Jersey with a 100% chance of SUFFERING.
CompassJimbo
Where’s Your North?
- Location
- The former Rubber Capital of the World
Where's that Terminal Lance strip when I need it?