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Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

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Now, of course, we need a poi to tease Jersey in sing-song form about the 'cat-like tread' and the 'beguiling grace' of the 'feline-american radar master race' as Jersey accidentally trips, falls, and gets tangled up in something, with her threatening to nyan the nyan out of the dingy if she doesn't cut it out and help her up. Perhaps with Crowning or someone else lifting Jersey's spirits up by coming up with a second verse that placates her with food and precisely two and a half tummy rubs for the purposes of 'defouling' the belly of the mighty battlecat.
 
Richardson said:
Now, of course, we need a poi to tease Jersey in sing-song form about the 'cat-like tread' and the 'beguiling grace' of the 'feline-american radar master race' as Jersey accidentally trips, falls, and gets tangled up in something, with her threatening to nyan the nyan out of the dingy if she doesn't cut it out and help her up. Perhaps with Crowning or someone else lifting Jersey's spirits up by coming up with a second verse that placates her with food and precisely two and a half tummy rubs for the purposes of 'defouling' the belly of the mighty battlecat.
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Jersey: I will murder you in so many fucking ways.
 
konnigvanmessen said:
maybe. and every f-- she says is replaced by a nyan hehe~
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What do you think I've been doing? Jersey's suffering has yet to be completed for her little dalliance. The next question is if she broodingly poses like a cat now, watching the shoreline. Or maybe some kind of Bat-ship. Oooh, there was that one movie while she was coming out, with Michael Keaton and everything! Yes, she's totally not cat-posing, she's Battle-Bat'ing! :drevil:
 
Richardson said:
What do you think I've been doing? Jersey's suffering has yet to be completed for her little dalliance. The next question is if she broodingly poses like a cat now, watching the shoreline. Or maybe some kind of Bat-ship. Oooh, there was that one movie while she was coming out, with Michael Keaton and everything! Yes, she's totally not cat-posing, she's Battle-Bat'ing! :drevil:
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lol
just thought of something... Kongo doesn't wear dresses. She wears a D'ess. xD
 
theJMPer said:
Her first step was a little timid. Her second less so. And by the third, she was moving just like she always had. She didn't bother trying to cover herself as she went looking for her uniform, she doubted anyone would intrude. And if they did, they'd be Japanese, which made it her patriotic duty to give them an unadulterated view at how immensely superior American shipbuilding was in every conceivable aspect.
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Jersey and Musashi are more similar than they care to admit.

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Only she now had two little tufts sicking up from the crown of her head. Little copper-gold tufts that looked eerily like the furry simulacrums of a cat's ears.
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Hair-flappy-flaps: For the best possible headpat experience.

theJMPer said:
Exactly," said Vestal. "I repair ships. Ask me to put out a fire or plug a torn torpedo bulge and I can do it in my sleep. But ask me to… to…" She trailed off. "See, I don't even know enough about biology to give you an example of something I don't know how to do."
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Resect a perforated intestine?

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"Admiral." Nagato's rough, deep voice was as stern as frozen iron. The imperious aspect was only highlighted by the stiff fabric of her knee-length, heavily armored greatcoat. If Admiral Goto was into the stern, silent type of woman, he'd have said the sturdier uniform was a great improvement. But he wasn't so he didn't. "May I have a word?"
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I see Nagamon found out Mutslug a pregnant. I also see she's approaching her Kai 2.

theJMPer said:
Sara shivered as much as she could in the warm coastal air. "Don't remind me, Tex."
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Sara a cute.
 
theJMPer said:
"Neko-Chan Jersey, Nyaaa~"
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I like it.
Neko Jersey!

Richardson said:
Now, of course, we need a poi to tease Jersey in sing-song form about the 'cat-like tread' and the 'beguiling grace' of the 'feline-american radar master race' as Jersey accidentally trips, falls, and gets tangled up in something, with her threatening to nyan the nyan out of the dingy if she doesn't cut it out and help her up. Perhaps with Crowning or someone else lifting Jersey's spirits up by coming up with a second verse that placates her with food and precisely two and a half tummy rubs for the purposes of 'defouling' the belly of the mighty battlecat.
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Well, now we need to get Neko Jersey, Poi, and Shigure together to make a music video.

Something like this:
 
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