and stability (cuz you know, cats always land on their feet)

Well, yes. That's because they have a magnet on their belly. Normally, it's to attract hands to the soft and cuddly trap at their tummy so that they can eat hands, but it comes in dual mode so that when in freefall they attract the earth. For Jersey, I'm not sure how it would translate to her ship-self, other than an unerring ability to attract herself to EXPLOSIONS!
 
Well, yes. That's because they have a magnet on their belly. Normally, it's to attract hands to the soft and cuddly trap at their tummy so that they can eat hands, but it comes in dual mode so that when in freefall they attract the earth. For Jersey, I'm not sure how it would translate to her ship-self, other than an unerring ability to attract herself to EXPLOSIONS!
Nah, that's the Taffies. Jersey is attracted to... upperworks.
 
... is it bad that I had a nap today... and for a good bit, I didn't think I was asleep... and the dream I had was me finally figuring out one of the big mysteries of the Fic (Sadly I don't remember what it was I had pieced Together :cry:). What woke me from the nap, and thus dream, was what happened as I went to the computer to post my finding here (again. The dream was so realistic I didn't realize I was in a dream until after I woke up.)

Anyways, computer shuts off and the room goes dark. I wonder what the heck is going on and then I hear a voice saying. "My my Mr. Corgi, your Foresight and perception is most impressive, but my master has sent me to silence you before you spoil his plans." coming from the emergancy exit door, I look and through the glass I saw a flash of Orange.

That's when I freak out and try running out the front door of the study center (since I was in the back) as the emergency exit door I normally sit by sudden comes off its hinges, except I hear the front door lock as i get to it. Panicking and realizing everyone else was frozen with fear or something else all together, I pick up na anatomical model sitting on the table by the door, Hurl it through the window to the hallway (its a weird Building, my school is.) and dove through it.

I didn't even make it ten feet down the hall before I felt something invisible grab me and pin me to a wall. Then I see Darth Traffic Cone, Jintsuu, stepping out of the study center giving me one of those seemingly pleasant yet utterly terrifying smiles.

All the while I'm screaming, "This is impossible! You're not real! You can't be real! You only exist in a fan-fiction!"
to which she tells me.
"You know not the power of MSSB and The Dark Side, Mr. Corgi. Your Fatal flaw was underestimating both, now come with me to this nice Van waiting outside~" As her hand comes towards my face.

And then I woke up with a yelp, falling outta my chair while flailing. I'm thankful that there was practically no one beside my brother there when it happened because when I finally calmed down five minutes later, he told me I had been muttering about a traffic cone nonstop and looking around the room. "In a fashion that made Pennsy's looking around when she returned lazy and calm."

Told my bro about the dream before I forgot it, he laughs and says, "Who knows, maybe the Universe decided to make you suffer like Gale from now on." to which I quietly muttered "no"

I guess its what I get for going so deep with trying to connect the clues and figure out the mystery of just exactly what Jane's true nature is, among other stuff.

Honestly though, I'd rather have a dream like that than one were I'm one of the poor SOB's who got caught by surprise by the Abyssals in the opening hours of the War.
 
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Honestly though, I'd rather have a dream like that than one were I'm one of the poor SOB's who got caught by surprise by the Abyssals in the opening hours of the War.

That sounds like it could be a fun quest actually. You are a commanding officer of the US or Japanese military, the Abyssal was has just started, your goal is not to win, it is to survive until the first Kanmusu summoning occurs.

I sure as hell couldn't run it, but I'd play it...
 
What the fuck even is happening right now? I leave my phone for 10 fucking minutes and chaos ensued.
 
That sounds like it could be a fun quest actually. You are a commanding officer of the US or Japanese military, the Abyssal was has just started, your goal is not to win, it is to survive until the first Kanmusu summoning occurs.

I sure as hell couldn't run it, but I'd play it...

I would be hesitant to play that since, having a dream of such a situation like that before, I'll tell you this. If its the in Mediterranean, You'll be dealing with Abyssal Frogmen blasting your ship out from under you... and those buggers look like a unholy fusion between a demon, rotten corpse, and a shark. And they will tear ya apart.
A quest like that is pretty much a survival Horror game at the highest difficulty. :o

Oh great... Schrodinger's Dess...

The very fact she's been referred to as such in-story should tell you all you need to know about what happens to reality and people's *cough* Jersey's *cough* sanity from simply being around The Dess. :lol:rofl:
 
I would be hesitant to play that since, having a dream of such a situation like that before, I'll tell you this. If its the in Mediterranean, You'll be dealing with Abyssal Frogmen blasting your ship out from under you... and those buggers look like a unholy fusion between a demon, rotten corpse, and a shark. And they will tear ya apart.
A quest like that is pretty much a survival Horror game at the highest difficulty. :o



The very fact she's been referred to as such in-story should tell you all you need to know about what happens to reality and people's *cough* Jersey's *cough* sanity from simply being around The Dess. :lol:rofl:
Mhm...
Even more so than the Ships Carlton's chest.
 
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