I see Kongou playing Orks. Because it makes so much sense when you consider their accents and it becomes funny if you imagine Kongou speaking like that.
 
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of camel laird Birkenhead! im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in sea fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire royal navy. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' the pacific ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
 
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of camel laird Birkenhead! im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in sea fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire royal navy. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' the pacific ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

Welp. With that mental image of Kongou, I now feel like Fubuki after she meet Kongou in the anime.

Please don't do that again. :(
 
Or if our dose of Independence Day shipgirl antics isn't available. Then a triple dose of Skybullying will do just fine too.
Or 4x does of everyone else :lol
 
Or if our dose of Independence Day shipgirl antics isn't available.
Connie: "Listen up, all you maggots who think you're fit to be United States Navy Ships! You little girls want stories about our Independence Day? Well, I was there for it, and you lazy bunch of barnacle bait aren't fit to kiss John Paul Jones' boots! Now I will tell you stories about badass ships I've known, like the USS Essex (Yes, CV-9, your great-grandmother), or the USS Constellation (Yes, that would have been Lexie and Sara's younger sister, had they finished her)! I will tell you while you lazy slugs are running! All of you! Except Ms Washington, she's on profile for havin' a keel in the ways. Now get moving, one, two, three, four!"

The Connie in my head continues to be the saltiest of old Salts, the Chief of all Chiefs. No one is Old Navy like she is. :V
 
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