Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

Ramble · Jun 27, 2017

Dirtnap said:
pls no bully mogamin.

BTW, I have no idea what this is referencing.

landcollector · Jun 27, 2017

Strypgia said:
Jersey, no!

I fear it is too late for her.

theJMPer · Jun 27, 2017

Ramble said:
BTW, I have no idea what this is referencing.

Huston was bullying some IJA troop transports so Mogami decides she'll help. Fires six fish. Missiles with all six. Fish continue swimming for thousands of yards and send five IJA transports to the bottom with all hands lost (including an IJA general.) It remains to this day the most lethal torpedo attack ever performed.

Dirtnap · Jun 27, 2017

Ramble said:
BTW, I have no idea what this is referencing.

During one of the island campaigns, Mogami's captain ordered a torpedo launch prior to direct surface combat to prevent them from being set off by a shell. The only problem is that...IJA Transport ships were en route to the island.

Now all things being equal, the army likely didn't tell the navy what it was up to. So the IJA Transports ate type 93s launched by her. Her sister, Mikuma is clumsy.

@theJMPer
The general commanding the troops didn't die actually he was fished out of the water onto another transport that was also sunk. He waded ashore with his remaining troops.

theJMPer · Jun 27, 2017

what I get for doing things from memory then.

CompassJimbo · Jun 27, 2017

theJMPer said:
A shudder shot down Jersey's spine as she tried not to think about the tingling in her chest. She was slated for a rebuild soon, she could feel it in her frames now. They… they wouldn't turn herinto an aviation-ship, would they? They wouldn't dare!

Relax, Jersey. You'll probably be getting your Tomahawks back soon.

Archduke · Jun 27, 2017

Yay more White!

B-baka! · Jun 27, 2017

CompassJimbo said:
Relax, Jersey. You'll probably be getting your Tomahawks back soon.

Please no. While I do enjoy Abyssals getting rekt, Error Musume popping out of nowhere is a bigger problem.

Trufla · Jun 27, 2017

Ramble said:
Mmm. Might be better to just get some tugs to do all the work. Much simpler.

Better, yes. Something that a Yamato-class battleship is likely to admit needing even in a close quarters port? Eh, not very likely to happen. (Until after a hard kiss of the dock, anyway.)

Grounders10 · Jun 27, 2017

Dirtnap said:
The general commanding the troops didn't die actually he was fished out of the water onto another transport that was also sunk. He waded ashore with his remaining troops.

*Loses two ships out from under him, walks ashore*

Viper5delta · Jun 27, 2017

It's probably been mentioned before, so sorry, but what's Jersey's outfit right now? Is it circa launch date, or as outfitted when the war ended? (Either way, I vote most of her Bofors get upgraded to the 3"/50 DP)

Dirtnap · Jun 27, 2017

Viper5delta said:
It's probably been mentioned before, so sorry, but what's Jersey's outfit right now? Is it circa launch date, or as outfitted when the war ended? (Either way, I vote most of her Bofors get upgraded to the 3"/50 DP)

She never carried the 3/50. So that would be a hypothetical Kai Ni for her. As it is she's approaching her late war upgrade, with extended fuel bunkers and even more AAA.

Rampantfury · Jun 27, 2017

Meanwhile in Wilmington, the USS North Carolinas horn suddenly lets out a loud blast of glee scaring the bejesus out of everybody in a mile radious.

Viper5delta · Jun 27, 2017

Dirtnap said:
She never carried the 3/50. So that would be a hypothetical Kai Ni for her. As it is she's approaching her late war upgrade, with extended fuel bunkers and even more AAA.

Does the Kai have to be a build that they actually had IRL? I'm not that familiar with some of the intricacies of canon.

Dirtnap · Jun 27, 2017

Viper5delta said:
Does the Kai have to be a build that they actually had IRL? I'm not that familiar with some of the intricacies of canon.

not exactly, but it generally follows a power curve.

B-baka! · Jun 27, 2017

Viper5delta said:
Does the Kai have to be a build that they actually had IRL? I'm not that familiar with some of the intricacies of canon.

Some of the Kai's were historical but most of the time is hypothetical. Examples of Kais lik this are Mogami's flightdeck upgrade.

Glitchrr36 · Jun 27, 2017

Embrace your destiny Jersey
(and for one that was actually proposed:

)

Grounders10 · Jun 27, 2017

Glitchrr36 said:
Embrace your destiny Jersey
(and for one that was actually proposed:

)

In what way is that practical???

Burning Baron · Jun 27, 2017

Grounders10 said:
In what way is that practical???

Ask Ise or Hyuuga, because it's beyond me.

Glitchrr36 · Jun 27, 2017

Grounders10 said:
In what way is that practical???

The concept becomes more workable the more reliable and capable your helicopters/STVOL aircraft are, but without either of those it's really stupid.

esseresse · Jun 27, 2017

Glitchrr36 said:
Embrace your destiny Jersey
(and for one that was actually proposed:

)

Oh god its like Tommy Wiseau and Sonichu had ship babys.

PAGDTenno · Jun 27, 2017

theJMPer said:
Over by the serving line, the slim blond—though more red-tinged than Arizona remembered—figure of Yuudachi wheeled around on her heel with a confused look on her face and an inquisitive flip of her hair tufts. Or as confused of a look as she could manage with her cheeks stuffe

theJMPer said:
"Like…" Yuudachi's lips pursed like a cat enjoying a fine meal. "First you were like…" she held her hands a comically large distance over her chest, "and now you're all like…" she moved her hands out as far as her arms could reach. "Poi."

Damnit, Poi. Use your words. Besides poi.

theJMPer said:
Your…" Arizona pursed her lips, unwilling to dive to the salacious depths her younger compatriot seemed to live within, "Bosoms have most certainly grown."

Could just say "bust", Ari. T'aint lewd. Well, not if "bosoms" isn't.

theJMPer said:
the battleship's voice cracked almost imperceptibly, and she shoved a scone down her own open mouth and chewed it quietly.

Scone self-administration, huh Bongo? Lemme guess, something about babies was about to come out of your mouth?

theJMPer said:
The battleship shuddered, and her dinner—or at least a small portion thereof, giving her enormous appetite—came out like a chunky oil-flavored smoothie, drenching Gale's shirt in rancid bile. "S-" before she could apologize, Wash retched again, this time aiming it mostly at the floor and keeping the balance away from Gale.

*Sigh*.

[HUG WASH]

[MAKE GALE CLEAN PUKE]

theJMPer said:
Or, more to the point, she'd make the subs do it. There was no way in hell that isolated-ass island had anything for proper American-size tiddy.

Just ask Des Moines to go on eBay. She can find anything on eBay.

theJMPer said:
"You see any troop transports," said Jersey. "You know what to do."

"That happened one time!"

*Gigglesnort*

Bully the heavy cruise built as a light cruiser more pls.

theJMPer said:
She knew she'd never be able to get her shirt to actually close over her breasts, she'd torn too many zippers to even bother trying that.

eBay could solve this problem. Or subthieves.

theJMPer said:
"Mushi," White whispered so just the battleship could hear. "You're, um, drifting port again."

No worries, Mushi. You'll get the hang of it. Eventually. Until then, I shall laugh at your suffering.

Stahor · Jun 27, 2017

PAGDTenno said:
No worries, Mushi. You'll get the hang of it. Eventually. Until then, I shall laugh at your suffering.

I'm really interested what everyone else (humans) see. Do they see very big battleship that navigates tight quarters, do a woman walking on water and weird things happening to water streams?

Admiral_Corgi · Jun 27, 2017

You know, seeing how much Arizona likes donuts, I have to wonder how she'd react if I introduced her to this donut shop near the College I go to (which I have to drive an hour one way to get to

) called Donut King (not the Australian chain) .
Among other things there's this donut that has Maple Bacon frosting and bits of crispy bacon. Maple Bacon Donuts are like, sin. Then there's the Ore Cookie Donuts, the Chocolate Fudge Chocolate frosted Donuts...
I can't even describe all the kinds they have, but I shall take a few pictures of what they have to offer when i stop by there tomorrow.
Why Do I imagine Ari getting together with someone who owns a Donut Shop-*Shot*

Abject Testament · Jun 27, 2017

Admiral_Corgi said:
You know, seeing how much Arizona likes donuts, I have to wonder how she'd react if I introduced her to this donut shop near the College I go to (which I have to drive an hour one way to get to ) called Donut King (not the Australian chain) .
Among other things there's this donut that has Maple Bacon frosting and bits of crispy bacon. Maple Bacon Donuts are like, sin. Then there's the Ore Cookie Donuts, the Chocolate Fudge Chocolate frosted Donuts...
I can't even describe all the kinds they have, but I shall take a few pictures of what they have to offer when i stop by there tomorrow.
Why Do I imagine Ari getting together with someone who owns a Donut Shop-*Shot*

Corgi no, you stop that. If Ari heard that then she might channel enough of the Dess to break through the fourth wall.

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