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San Fran, It isn't hard. Advanced oil burning shaft horsepower gets absurd, let me fix you up and I will give you superheaters. But if you sign a contract with me, you'll have even more power~

Also, subs are ninja, or in the future, chaos cultists. They wait to open their 2-24 mouths and sing the song that ends the world.
 
theJMPer said:
Albacore: You know, I'd like to point out I haven't done anything lewd! Other than be suprised that I'm a girl instead of a submarine, and be slightly upset that my rack's not anything special. That's not lewd! That's honest confusion at suddenly becoming a girl. I'll bet you did the very same thing when you came back.
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In everyone else's defense, you are the only USN sub that's shown up and the only subs anyone else knows are Chapter Master Iku and her legion of Lewdmarines.

But look on the plus side, you've got plenty of opportunity to show everyone that you're not like other subs. In a great many ways.
 
Firefinder12-B said:
And said destroyers being the size of the Omaha class.
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In Soviet Russia, Destroyer ACTUALLY destroy things!

I will never understand why Destroyers are named the way they are when they have always been far more closely aligned with the historical role of Frigates. Destroyer as a name has all kinds of implications that Destroyers, as a class, don't really fit.
 
Icywinter said:
San Fran : I don't get it. Why are all submarines lewd? Even the German ones? Most cruisers (that are not US Navy) have torpedoes too, and they're not this lewd. And Kitakami isn't this lewd either...
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*Out somewhere in the Pacific*
Enterprise: *Notices some Abyssals* Mmm... *Sends out torpedo bombers* Hope that you're ready for my long, hard torpedoes to come up your afts...
 
Now I'm envisioning Enterprise on a throne dressed like a warrior Queen. With a pair of I-class sitting on either side of the throne with an Abyssal aircraft carrier princess with chain and collar with the end of chain held in E's hand while she laughs.
 
Akritedes said:
In Soviet Russia, Destroyer ACTUALLY destroy things!

I will never understand why Destroyers are named the way they are when they have always been far more closely aligned with the historical role of Frigates. Destroyer as a name has all kinds of implications that Destroyers, as a class, don't really fit.
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Historically, Destroyers were torpedo-boat destroyers. Meant to destroy torpedo-boats before they could get close and launch torpedoes at those large and expensive capital ships.
 
Selonianth said:
... It really does *eyes stupid level torpedo spam* seriously... one of those comes around a corner on you and you are BONED.
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Amusingly, I've actually had pretty decent luck just outrunning the Russki torps. They're so short ranged (damn crew keeps drinking the torpedo vodka!) that even if they're fast enough to catch you they just can't catch you before they run out of fuel.
 
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@theJMPer will Jersey get a 16 inch pile punker, so she can punch things even harder? Also, I assume Albacore has her refit with the 20mm, no?
 
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Akritedes said:
Amusingly, I've actually had pretty decent luck just outrunning the Russki torps. They're so short ranged (damn crew keeps drinking the torpedo vodka!) that even if they're fast enough to catch you they just can't catch you before they run out fuel.
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Well yes, if you're able to turn away from them and just run like hell you'll mostly be fine. It's only a real problem when basically go "Yea fuck you" while you're mid turn and just can't pull off a full turn.
 
Kinda figured they'd all be Assassin's Creed fans, really. Blending in for that one perfect strike...and then either running away or pulling a Harder on the guards.
 
Akritedes said:
Kinda figured they'd all be Assassin's Creed fans, really. Blending in for that one perfect strike...and then either running away or pulling a Harder on the guards.
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I imagine the sub girls would be very attracted to stealth games, and if given an open-world game they'd have a propensity to try to do things as stealthily as possible when on the attack.

Sub girls are very good players, but boring to watch. >_>
 
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