...Derp. One of the battles in the pacific was pretty decisive for the US DDs because their radar was better than the IJNs happened around a island.

My brain is mush at the moment. *shrug*

Well, you got the island part right. Would it be either of the Guadacanal battles?
 
Quoted from over on SB:
"'In 1968, during a shakedown cruise, the Iowa-class USS New Jersey achieved a top speed of 35.2 knots (65.2 km/h) which she sustained for six hours.'"

hot DAMN Jersey...

So, apparently since the the Iowa's were constructed so as to permit a "designed overload" of 20%. This means that they could generate 20% over their designed power rating of 212KSHP without fear of damaging the engines. Based upon this and the results of the model testing, the Navy theorized that a lightly loaded Iowa at 51,000 tons could reach 35.4 knots at 254KSHP. Added onto it, some people have theorized an absolute maximum "oh god the engines are eating themselves" SHP of 280,000 horses...

To which theJMPer mentioned something about Jersey's legs being hypnotic.

I so want to see Jersey scream out "Ludicrous Speed GO!" when she invokes her War Emergency Power and beyond. And for someone in the peanut gallery to say "She's gone plaid!"
 
To which theJMPer mentioned something about Jersey's legs being hypnotic.

I so want to see Jersey scream out "Ludicrous Speed GO!" when she invokes her War Emergency Power and beyond. And for someone in the peanut gallery to say "She's gone plaid!"
Oh please, like Jersey's not going to use that +120% speed to ram an Abyssal.
Yells of "SPREAD 'EM WIDE!", "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!", "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!", "I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA!", or "THERE IS NOT ENOUGH LUBE IN THE WORLD TO SURVIVE THIS!" are acceptable.
 
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Quoted from over on SB:


To which theJMPer mentioned something about Jersey's legs being hypnotic.

I so want to see Jersey scream out "Ludicrous Speed GO!" when she invokes her War Emergency Power and beyond. And for someone in the peanut gallery to say "She's gone plaid!"

I imagine that this horrible power is held in reserve for everything going straight to hell.

As I said on SB, the Iowas have more than enough spare power in their engines to propel their screws even faster, the problem was cavitation.

For those who don't know, cavitation is basically the frothy bubbles you see coming off the stern of a ship, and it's from the seawater boiling. Water can boil at different temperatures depending on the pressure: high pressure raises the boiling temperature, low pressure lowers it. As a ship's propeller spins faster and faster, an area of low pressure forms on the propeller blades and the seawater starts to boil.

So what does this have to do with the Iowas' speed? At a certain point, their propellers would be spinning so fast that the bubbles they create start to displace the water needed to support the ship's stern. Basically the entire ship pulls a wheelie like a motorcycle: the entire stern sinks into the water, the speed plummets to about 20 knots, and everyone on board shouts, "Oh shit!"
 
As I said on SB, the Iowas have more than enough spare power in their engines to propel their screws even faster, the problem was cavitation.

For those who don't know, cavitation is basically the frothy bubbles you see coming off the stern of a ship, and it's from the seawater boiling. Water can boil at different temperatures depending on the pressure: high pressure raises the boiling temperature, low pressure lowers it. As a ship's propeller spins faster and faster, an area of low pressure forms on the propeller blades and the seawater starts to boil.

So what does this have to do with the Iowas' speed? At a certain point, their propellers would be spinning so fast that the bubbles they create start to displace the water needed to support the ship's stern. Basically the entire ship pulls a wheelie like a motorcycle: the entire stern sinks into the water, the speed plummets to about 20 knots, and everyone on board shouts, "Oh shit!"
So what you're saying is... if shipgirl Jersey tried that, she'd flash the enemy?
 
Basically the entire ship pulls a wheelie like a motorcycle: the entire stern sinks into the water, the speed plummets to about 20 knots, and everyone on board shouts, "Oh shit!"

Can we all just take a moment to memorialize the mental image of a several-thousand-ton warship popping a wheelie while everyone on her screams in abject terror? Because that is a beautiful image, and I would like to thank you for providing it.
 
In my mind I see Jersey pulling this in combat only for Shimakaze to completely lose her shit. Failing in her attempts to find this "Ludicrous Speed Mode" available to her boilers she takes her revenge on Jersey by getting sadistic.

Shimakaze sends Taffy 3 a copy of the complete works of Calvin and Hobbes with a note for them to get Jersey to play Calvinball with them.

Thus Zekamashi gets her pride back due to Jersey's exhaustion.
 
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