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GunLinser said:
There nationalistic pride and patriotism and there New Jersey...
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But unlike the Bush years, nobody's saying or implying that sort of jingoism is normal, expected, or an ideal. In fact, we're laughing at how immature that worldview is.
GunLinser said:
I despise people like her and don't find them funny.
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I dunno how you've gotten through all of this story then. This isn't some new level Jersey's attained.
 
Okay, excellent chapter, first date was nice, and as someone posted earlier; we are America, we take everything and make it our own. Nice little part with Alaska, but I'm still confused as to why building models means babies. I just don't get it.

Other then that, COME ON JERSEY! GET CROWNING AND CONQUER IN THE NAME OF AMERICA!
Eh hem, just how tall is Jersey. I remember a picture stating Nagato is 190 cm tall with 15cm heel rudders, but just how tall is towering considered to be?

[Edit] I don't know about you but I met enough people at work who truly believe in, short hand term here, 'Murica jingoism or bust. They are voting Republican merely because there is a woman on the Democratic ticket.
 
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Sir_Gaea said:
Okay, excellent chapter, first date was nice, and as someone posted earlier; we are America, we take everything and make it our own. Nice little part with Alaska, but I'm still confused as to why building models means babies. I just don't get it.

Other then that, COME ON JERSEY! GET CROWNING AND CONQUER IN THE NAME OF AMERICA!
Eh hem, just how tall is Jersey. I remember a picture stating Nagato is 190 cm tall with 15cm heel rudders, but just how tall is towering considered to be?
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Officially, Jersey's 6'4 (194ishcm) with her feet flat on the deck. Unoffically, she's just generically huge.

GunLinser said:
I despise people like her and don't find them funny.
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I'm kinda surprised you made it this far. Jersey being a nationalistic asshole is one of her core character traits.
Sir_Gaea said:
Nice little part with Alaska, but I'm still confused as to why building models means babies. I just don't get it.
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Because it's funny.
 
If Jersey and Crowning eventually get together does that mean immediately after a tiny group of fairies will heroically raise a tiny US flag over the headboard?
 
Sir_Gaea said:
Eh hem, just how tall is Jersey. I remember a picture stating Nagato is 190 cm tall with 15cm heel rudders, but just how tall is towering considered to be?
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There's actually a rudimentary, questionably canon, formula that was cooked up on SB. I cannot for the life of me who crunched the numbers though...
109.8+(Length(m) * 0.00311)

But Jersey is 6'4 by that calculation. To compare, Arizona is 5'5 to 5'4. And it worked out well for the battlwagons methinks.
 
*Looks around bedroom at models everywhere* If that was true, then I would be in a bunch of trouble.

*Looks at Old Iron's post* Gah! I'm still taller then that! *pulls a Shinano*
 
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On the subject of Shepherd's Pie, I now have a Worm crossover stuck in my head.

Lung: "I am a Dragon. You are now Asian. Come join the ABB."

Jersey: "I am a Battleship. You are now American. Fuck that noise."
 
Harry Leferts said:
Does that mean that when Arizona gets Kai'd, that she'll also grow several inches?
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I can't find any reference to her or Pennsy getting a lengthened hull, so she's probably stuck. She could always wear some tasteful heels if she really wanted that extra sliver of height.

Besides, if there's one thing she can hang over Jersey, Wash, and everyone else right now... it's far easier to receive headpats.
 
gladiusone said:
Wait: does America not have the meat pie? I dislike mashed potatoes, so I don't like shepherds pie all that much, but steak and gravy filled pies are very common in Australia. I thought America was the same?
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Pie seems to be more of a dessert thing in America. *shrug* Which has always baffled me because Shepherd's Pie is awesome.
 
Closest thing we have is chicken pot pie, but yes, pies are pretty much only deserts in Americaland
 
Always Late said:
A far larger and taller woman is cuddling you as you walk and audibly purring from you just touching her. Public Displays of Affection anyone?
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Q: Where's the 58,000 ton battleship do PDAs?
A: Wherever she wants.

GunLinser said:
There nationalistic pride and patriotism and there New Jersey...
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There's a word for people like Jersey: Flagship of the WWII Battle Fleet. You're allowed to be jingoistic when your sole purpose for existing is fighting a war for national survival.
 
Breakaway25 said:
Closest thing we have is chicken pot pie, but yes, pies are pretty much only deserts in Americaland
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Which is a shame. Pie is good stuff. We need more pie things stateside.

Though on the notion of dessert pies, methinks Jersey would really like some of the fancier fare like french silk, lemon, or even ice cream pies.
 
Can we please get New Jersey a couple of cake rolls please or maybe a medium seized chocolate cake at some point. Throw in some ice cream to go with the cakes as well.
 
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