Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

[X] "Father Alexander Anderson, Blade o' The Lord, Messenger of his Word and Doom of the wretched beasties and Protestants! Yerself?"

As a word to the wise, I shall soon be embarking upon a flight cross-Atlantic, destination Bruxelles. Should I not return, you will know why.
 
Non-Canon Omake: Carrying the Fire
The bonfire writhes disconsolately, its erratic motions a stark contrast to the unbroken shine of the lanterns surrounding it.

You bring your hand up to your chin. Sure, you've taken a few dozen blows to the head recently, but you're pretty certain that wasn't there last time. You mentally retrace your steps; talked to Hope, talked to Gehrman about the Club of Righteousness, kneeled at the grave, emerged in the infinite blackness. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Except that there's a bonfire sitting in the middle of the cluster of lanterns.

You walk over to take a closer look. The flames lap at your legs tenderly, devoid of their expected voracious hunger. Curious, you reach a hand into the splintering wood.

The gaudy stone halls of a medieval castle fill your mind. Cavernous rooms filled with food and drink, armored behemoths lining the corridors, and a huddled assembly of giants all flit through before settling on a most unexpected image.

A young woman alone in a bed, her mane of red hair strewn haphazardly about the immaculate sheets.

Fiddle and Emma are safe with Eileen. Something tells you this girl is a more pressing concern. You close your fingers around the intangible heart of the flame and awake.

You're coughing before your eyes even have a chance to wake. The stone reeks of ash and dead things. You quickly scramble to your feet and brush yourself off, taking a look around in the process. A heavy door squats behind you while an impossibly-long hall challenges the limits of your depth perception. Orange sunlight meanders in through a series of ornate windows, telling of the far-off coming of night. At your feet, firewood withers away into nothing, bleeding a slow drip of smoke. You turn and give the door an exploratory push. To your mild surprise, it swings open with the silence of perfectly-maintained hinges.

"Aslatiel?"

You stop at the sound of the voice from within. After a brief silence, you make your way fully into the room. As far as you can tell, it's a hospital room, lined wall-to-wall with pristine beds. It's a far cry from Iosefka's humble clinic; you're fairly certain the good doctor literally dreams of having a facility like this. Despite its size, a fire-haired young woman of Japanese descent is its sole occupant, eyeing you with contempt from one of the center beds. Oddly, it has a neighbor on just one side, a wooden chair sitting in place of the bed on the other.

"What do you want? I've already spoken to Oktavia; you can just ask..."

The scorn dies on her lips. She stares at the shining cross around your neck with an inscrutable medley of emotions on her face. For some time, she simply gawps at you in silence save for half-formed exclamations that tumble haphazardly from her open mouth.

"Who are you?" she asks. She seems significantly smaller than when you first entered.

"Father Alexander Anderson."

"How did you get here? Where are you from?"

"I'm from the Vatican. Ta be honest, I'm not sure how I got here. I was in a Dream and there was this bonfire and-"

"You're from the Vatican? From Italy?"

"That, I am. What about you?"

"I'm from Kazamino. In Japan. How are you here?" There's fear in her eyes now and she's gripping the sheets so tightly her nails are punching through.

"I felt like I was supposed ta be."

She begins to shiver. Even through the linen pajamas, you can tell she's worryingly thin.

"Are you here to kill me?"

Now it's your turn to gawp.

"No, lass, of course not. I was led here by God-"

"Don't talk to me about God."

No teenager should ever have that kind of hurt in their voice. Nobody should ever have that kind of hurt in their voice. You give her a moment to steady her breathing and regain eye contact.

"Do ye mind if I sit down?"

She nods and gestures towards the chair next to her. As you approach, she begins rambling.

"Aslatiel was sitting there, but then the guards said Ornstein wanted to speak with him and escorted him out. I guess the other guards aren't here yet."

You take a seat and intertwine your fingers. When no further comment is forthcoming, you straighten up and look her in the eye.

"What's yer name, lass?"

"Kyoko Sakura."

"Ms. Sakura, is there anythin' ye'd like ta speak or confess? I'm a stranger ta this land, and anythin' ye say is between you, me, and the LORD. I am not here to judge ye, only ta act as a willin' ear."

She looks fit to snap at you again, but instead sags. She takes a deep breath and she tells you.

She tells you of being young and hungry, of her father who spread his own new gospel. She tells of her wish and the rat-like thing that granted it. She tells of the cost and the fire and being alone.

Loneliness. A found friend. A lost friend. A stupid girl with blue hair who eventually meant everything. Crashing wheels and shining chains and one final prayer.

Death in battle. Awakening in some unknown place for an unknown purpose with nowhere to go but forward.

You let her speak her fill. When she is finished, you gather your thoughts and turn to her.

"You were tempted, as we all are. With love in yer heart, ye succumbed ta temptation and bartered with unholy forces."

She nods, pursing her lips.

"But though yer actions brought ruin, ye fought for redemption and laid down yer life in pursuit of it. Ye gave all ye could give, and there is nothing more the LORD could ask of ye."

Your words seem to bounce off her ablative misery armor with no visible effects. You sigh, reach into your sleeves, and pull out an unmarred copy of the Word.

"In yer desire ta help yer father, ye became a monster of God. Is that correct?"

"It wasn't for God. It wasn't even for Dad. It was for me."

"Ye fought ta spread the Word. For yer family and for the God ye believed in, ye paid the price of unending combat. And in the end, ye died so that a lost girl wouldn't have ta die alone. For the goodness in the world which is God. 'For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will save it.'"

"Luke 9:24."

You smile, then turn your eyes downward. "I gave up everything, too. I faced a monster, the worst monster there ever was, and I became a monster of God ta stop him. I threw away all of myself ta win."

She looks up at you curiously.

"And I still lost. I died on the streets of London, and then I awoke in a new land that had never heard the Word." You put a hand on her shoulder. "I was given a second chance, just as you were. These things don't happen by accident. Nothing does.

"I can't force ye ta return ta God. Nobody can. It's yer decision and yers alone. But we are where we are for a reason, Kyoko Sakura."

You smile.

"Because we're the good guys, and we're carryin' the fire."

She meets your gaze for a moment, and then she smiles as well. You pick up the Bible and offer it to her.

"I'm sorry, Father. I don't think I'm quite ready for that yet."

You nod and return it to the confines of your sleeves.

"When ye are, I'll be around, God willin'."

The sound of armored footsteps in perfect sync interrupts your moment. Looks like those guards finally got off their asses. You look around for an avenue of escape before a faint glow near the door catches your attention.

A lantern has sprung from the stone, complete with a gaggle of Messengers. You give the confused girl a bow and make your way over to it.

"Until we meet again."

And you're gone.

Rather than the Dream, you find yourself in the infinite blackness once more. The bonfire is crackling and spitting its last. Before it winks out, you catch the echoes of final images; armored men arguing about who forgot the guard rotation, Kyoko staring at the lantern that sank into the floor as though it was never there.

There's just ashes now, but you can feel the life in them. They'll burn again, when the time comes. For now, you have a very long night ahead of you.
 
As an aside,

Everything started with Red Soul. I was browsing Dark Souls fics on TVTropes and found one with its own page. This led me to SpaceBattles and, in turn, Sufficient Velocity. I remember several late nights burning through the story-only thread, telling myself "just one more update."

Anderson Quest wouldn't exist without Red Soul and @thagguy . He's a terrific writer and, even if you're not a Madoka fan, I can't recommend it enough.
 
Well now, that was touching

It was a very Anderson way of handling things, imo

In times of war, a weapon of God. In times of peace, just a Father attending to some lost children.
 
As an aside,

Everything started with Red Soul. I was browsing Dark Souls fics on TVTropes and found one with its own page. This led me to SpaceBattles and, in turn, Sufficient Velocity. I remember several late nights burning through the story-only thread, telling myself "just one more update."

Anderson Quest wouldn't exist without Red Soul and @thagguy . He's a terrific writer and, even if you're not a Madoka fan, I can't recommend it enough.
I'll take a look at it, sometime.

Honestly not a fan of most Madoka related Quests.
 
Same here.

The constant "HERE'S TRAUMA!" grinds on me after a (short) while.

The writing itself may be good, but the sheer number of times they keep breaking down really annoys me.


It's just not my thing.
well, that and the constant lesbian shipping

i mean, i get that its a main thing in the setting. But every time someone introduces an OC or SI into it, they always wind up being a lesbian.

they all wind up sounding the same after a certain point
 
well, that and the constant lesbian shipping

i mean, i get that its a main thing in the setting. But every time someone introduces an OC or SI into it, they always wind up being a lesbian.

they all wind up sounding the same after a certain point
Eyup.

So annoying, all in all.

Not gonna point fingers much though. I have weird obsessions in quests I enter that they consider just as bad. I guess in this case it's a matter of clashing opinions then.

That, and this is kinda off-topic.



In any case, not gonna read the most recent story post. I've washed my hands off PMMM forever (except for the Flandre one. Lulz, all the deaths).

Just gonna go wait for the next proper story post.
 
Just remember this Anderson bit of wisdom kids!
If it claims to be immortal, that just means no one before now has killed it hard enough. Go forth and be the first to make it stick!
 
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Seems OOC for Anderson imo. She just admitted to her and her family being some sort of filthy protestants. I wouldve expected more fanaticism.
 
Everything started with Red Soul. I was browsing Dark Souls fics on TVTropes and found one with its own page. This led me to SpaceBattles and, in turn, Sufficient Velocity. I remember several late nights burning through the story-only thread, telling myself "just one more update."
I made the mistake of reading the story-only thread while at work.

The story-only thread experience can make the "erratic forum-collective decision-making process" either seem exaggerated, or perhaps just as insane as it really is. Or perhaps it's just that Kyouko's quest really couldn't have anything but sudden peaks and valleys, with no real rests.

Either way, it wasn't very appropriate reading for me, who needed to unwind and enjoy his lunch times and break times at work.

After Kyouko had a touching heart-to-heart with Oscar to bridge over a previous falling-out, and then almost immediately afterwards nearly destroyed their relationship again over the topic of demons, I couldn't go on and dropped the story.

But given how good Thagguy's writing is, and how much I liked the story and wanted to see what happens to Kyoko, I hope to pick up again one day.
 
Well I mean thats just what hes like. He pretty much says just try to stop him from killing protestants as soon as he is introduced. Hes not exactly the nicest chap around.
It still seems like pointless fucking drama that doesn't really add much of anything.

And makes Anderson into a true one-note character.

Which is boring. Murderhobos that do nothing but murder are fucking boring.
 
It still seems like pointless fucking drama that doesn't really add much of anything.

And makes Anderson into a true one-note character.

Which is boring. Murderhobos that do nothing but murder are fucking boring.
You can feel that as much as you want but thats the character that he is. Especially since he is abridged Anderson. If you are going to play a pre-existing character you would imagine you would act as they act. Sudden character changes out of nowhere because you don't like the way that character acts is a bit lame and everyone will end up very samey. Keep in mind he is a religious fanatic.
 
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Seriously? That's your defense of a bland, absurdly edgy character type?

Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about?
Its dumb when people make characters like that themselves for sure but Anderson isn't an original character. The way he acts is already established. If you are going to play as him you should do things as he would or actually have a reason to do things differently. If you are just going to go against character and just do whatever you want then why are you playing as him?
 
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That seems like pointless fucking drama that doesn't really have a place in this little snippet.
The fact that the snippet is full of 'feelz' doesn't make it safe from the fact that Abridged Andersen really does seem like he would rather murder her than help her emotionally, considering how free he was with the murder on other Hellsing agents for being protestant.

Also, your tone has always been aggravatingly aggressive, and it's kinda annoying when people are having some decent discussion and you pop up.
Seriously? That's your defense of a bland, absurdly edgy character type?

Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about?
Oh, he definitely does. To me, it seems like it's you that doesn't.

Kyoko isn't Integra to him. Some random, filthy protestant is likely to get the bayonet, not the hugs. The Yharnamites have the excuse of never having heard of jesus. Kyoko doesn't.


EDIT: Also, tone down your aggression and constant "fuck/fucking". It doesn't make your point harder. it only makes you sound like a whiny thirteen-year-old. Like seriously. immature much?
 
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You guys seem to be forgetting that Anderson, abridged or not, has a soft spot for children. Honestly that's the only reason he's giving Kyoko that much leeway. You can't blame really blame children for rash actions and their upbringing, and with running an orphanage Anderson surely understands.

If he met her father on the other hand...
 
You guys seem to be forgetting that Anderson, abridged or not, has a soft spot for children. Honestly that's the only reason he's giving Kyoko that much leeway. You can't blame really blame children for rash actions and their upbringing, and with running an orphanage Anderson surely understands.
All the children he's met are catholics, being part of his orphanage, which is the only time he's shown with children.

On the other hand, everytime he meets non-christians, he responds with murder, save for very few exceptions like Integra who earns his respect.

Now, we can argue around with whatever, but you have to remember that religious fanatics have historically been known to murder children if need be, and Anderson is less a person and more a weapon than anything else.


It's skewed towards him murdering Kyoko in an argument without a higher authority to skew it for her.

In here, seeing as it's Tricia's quest, it happens because it's her quest and she wrote it as an omake.


Doesn't mean I have to agree with it. It's a good piece if you're looking for 'feelz' and hope and Good Ends, but in a more neutral setting, it would be the unrealistic one, or at least one less likely to happen than the alternative (Anderson comes in like a bat out of hell/Darkwraith and ganks her).

EDIT: Also, Kyoko ain't a child. She's a teen by now. Or at least pretty close to an adult. Definitely old enough that she shouldn't incite "but the children!" in someone looking at her. IGNORE anime-style imagery. In RL, she wouldn't look like a child at all.

So that's another point against her.
 
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