Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

You know...Anderson might have locked himself out of fighting the Moon Presence. By killing the imposter Iosefka and the Lesser Amygdala he might have accidentally prevented himself from obtained two of the Third Umbilical Cords. The first one is fairly obvious - you have to leave the fake Iosefka alive to obtain one of the items - but the second is still a theory. I'm one to believe that Oedon needed the Amygdala's presence on the outside of the chapel as a form of catalyst (if you will) to impregnate Arianna. That may have permanently destroyed two of the four cords.
-In-quest triggers for certain events are not necessarily the same as the in-game triggers. If you have no in-character reason to do something but want to propose it because of its in-game effect, I'd rather you not.

The Umbilical Cord in Fake Iosefka's inventory is/was similar to Schrodinger's Cat. It may or may not have been in her possession during the time Anderson took her on, and I think he even emptied her pockets finding nothing there.
 
Given that the Moon Presence shows up if you kill Gehrman, then mindrapes you without the cords, I think we have a shot at it. I doubt that Anderson is going to put up with some pagan god trying to poke around in his head.
 
By eating them? Why not just set them on fire?
Well, we're doing a pretty bang-up job of winning over Gehrman, Hope, and our Good Friend the Crow

We've actually got a pretty reasonable source of intel on the nature of the Dream in any one of those three. We need only find out why the Church forbids the contract with the Hunter's Dream.
 
Would he really have eaten Umbilical Cords anyway?
Will he really need to?

This is Alexander motherfucking Anderson, Saint Guillotine, the Judas Priest, God's Assassin, the Angel's Dust, and probably quite a few more names that are uttered in hushed tones by pagans and protestants the world over.

If some two bit pagan god tries to mind whammy us, we're more likely to shrug it off and stab it with a bayonet to discover if it bleeds Booberry Crunch than we are to actually submit to its will.
 
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To bring down a Pagan God claiming to bring false salvation to the masses, whose simple presence prevents potentially one million people from seeing the truth of the Lord - absolutely.

Wait. Moon Presence has nothing to do with that does he?

I mean no one even knows the guy existed, so he certainly doesn't count as a pagan god. And its Mergo, Oedon and the others that are the ones causing the dream right?

Moon Presence seems to have done nothing outside of creating the Hunters and sitting around on his moon.
 
Well, we're doing a pretty bang-up job of winning over Gehrman, Hope, and our Good Friend the Crow

We've actually got a pretty reasonable source of intel on the nature of the Dream in any one of those three. We need only find out why the Church forbids the contract with the Hunter's Dream.
The doll never tells the hunter as far as I know, gehrman actively tries to stop you reaching moon presence, and Eileen didn't even know about Fake Iosefka and the choir.
 
Wait. Moon Presence has nothing to do with that does he?

I mean no one even knows the guy existed, so he certainly doesn't count as a pagan god. And its Mergo, Oedon and the others that are the ones causing the dream right?

Moon Presence seems to have done nothing outside of creating the Hunters and sitting around on his moon.

Moon Presence is implied to be the one responsible for the Hunter's Dream, and thus may be tied to the hunting and slaying of beasts in perpetuity. The only way to really free the hunters is to kill it dead.
 
Moon Presence is implied to be the one responsible for the Hunter's Dream, and thus may be tied to the hunting and slaying of beasts in perpetuity. The only way to really free the hunters is to kill it dead.

That's not true. The only way to save Gherman is to kill it. The others were released from their contract.

At least as far as the quest is concerned anyway.
 
The doll never tells the hunter as far as I know, gehrman actively tries to stop you reaching moon presence, and Eileen didn't even know about Fake Iosefka and the choir.
Did the Hunter help her find a name?

Did he have the same kind of rapport with Gehrman that Anderson does?

Did Eileen have Anderson do a bunch of miniquests before he earned her trust?
 
Did the Hunter help her find a name?

Did he have the same kind of rapport with Gehrman that Anderson does?

Did Eileen have Anderson do a bunch of miniquests before he earned her trust?
The hunter gave the doll that comb and set off a speech about how much she loves humans so I imagine they were on good terms

Gehrman will still try to kill us

And yes actually didn't she?

It could be that none of them even know in the first place.
 
The Anatomy Lesson
"I mentioned that 'Ebrietas' thing, right? Apparently this is one o' her kin. Fucker was sittin' on the chapel all invisible-like. When I tried ta ward the place, it wasn't too pleased. Credit where it's due, it could talk some fine smack for somethin' without a mouth."

Iosefka has moved on to the gratuitously-perforated limbs, examining the structure of the intact hands. She bends them this way and that, exploring their range of motion.

"This thing, or something like it, is what the Church worships and the source of blood ministration," Eileen asks flatly.

"Seems ta be the case."

She pulls out her blade, looking back and forth from it to the body before putting it away with a sigh.

"You said it was invisible?"

"Until it wanted me ta see it."

"So there could be any number of these things around Yharnam and we'd never know it. Any number of these things anywhere." She starts walking up to join Iosefka in her examination. Connor and Murphy seem unfazed by her approach, perhaps accepting her as one of their own. "Still, you've proven that they can die. That's good to know."

You walk over to the legs as the women take a closer look at one of the arms that ran afoul of your exploding chain. They poke and prod at the exposed bone while you check out the damage you managed to inflict with the sword. You swung like a hurling veteran on PCP and it looks like it still failed to reach any thing important. If this thing had that kind of durability all over, it might have stood a chance.

Someone wasn't intelligently designed.

"This creature," Iosefka says as she works her way towards you, "is an affront to all medical knowledge. It doesn't even have any visible means of eating or drinking, and it would take an extraordinary amount of food to maintain a body of this size. I've never even seen tissue like the sort it has in its head. I've half a mind to open it up, but I get the sense I would just wind up with more questions."

"Probably. I think it tried ta shoot a laser at me, too."

"A what?"

"Like a beam of light that makes things explode."

The doctor just stares at you for a moment before seating herself on the chapel steps.

"Three hours ago, I was wondering whether I had enough bedpans for the night. Now I'm thinking about autopsying a god."

"Not a god. A pretender. A false idol, struck down by the LORD through my blades."

She doesn't respond to that, instead looking up at the violet sky. Without the electrical clutter of a modern city, the tableau of stars shines brilliantly, though even their combined efforts pale in comparison to the all-encompassing moon.

"We're going to change the world tonight," says Eileen.

"Aye. Even if we have ta kick its arse ta do it."

You take a moment to enjoy the sky. The last twilight of the Healing Church and its monsters.

Then a fancy strikes you.

You stroll back over to the corpse. You think about using the head; the lattice is still strong despite the hole you blew in it and the brain is still solidly connected inside if your exploratory jostling is any indication, but it's clearly too big for even someone like you to wield. The arms are a bit spindly for your taste as well.

The legs and the tail do have that armor, however. You ponder your options as Eileen and Iosefka regard you curiously.

[] Use a leg for your club of righteousness

[] Use tail for your club of righteousness

[] Use other appendage for your club of righteousness

[] Write in...
 
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[X] Ol' Man Gerhman said he wanted some materials
-[X] Take a lil' bit o' everything back to him and see if he does custom jobs
--[X] See if you can get a club of righteousness. That Shoots Lasers of Irony.
 
[X] Ol' Man Gerhman said he wanted some materials
-[X] Take a lil' bit o' everything back to him and see if he does custom jobs
--[X] See if you can get a club of righteousness. That Shoots Lasers of Irony.
This, all of my likes for this!
 
[X] Ol' Man Gerhman said he wanted some materials
-[X] Take a lil' bit o' everything back to him and see if he does custom jobs
--[X] See if you can get a club of righteousness. That Shoots Lasers of Irony.
 
[X] Ol' Man Gerhman said he wanted some materials
-[X] Take a lil' bit o' everything back to him and see if he does custom jobs
--[X] See if you can get a club of righteousness. That Shoots Lasers of Irony.
 
[X] Ol' Man Gerhman said he wanted some materials
-[X] Take a lil' bit o' everything back to him and see if he does custom jobs
--[X] See if you can get a club of righteousness. That Shoots Lasers of Irony

No getting off Tricia's Wild Ride.
 
[X] Ol' Man Gerhman said he wanted some materials
-[X] Take a lil' bit o' everything back to him and see if he does custom jobs
--[X] See if you can get a club of righteousness. That Shoots Lasers of Irony.

Righteous lasers are also acceptable, if suboptimal.
 
[X] Ol' Man Gerhman said he wanted some materials
-[X] Take a lil' bit o' everything back to him and see if he does custom jobs
--[X] See if you can get a club of righteousness. That Shoots Lasers of Irony.
 
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