An Extra Primarch

Should the Quest switch to a Narrative Base?

  • Yes, it will streamline things.

    Votes: 345 40.5%
  • No, I prefer the current system.

    Votes: 127 14.9%
  • Yes, but not until the Crusade begins/Prologue ends.

    Votes: 379 44.5%

  • Total voters
    851
Especially since in-quest, its been only 15 years. We also fell out of the Warp the earliest (a mere year or two after the scattering I think). Heck, most of our OP, grox-shit actions were within the last 5 years/turns! Praise all the Nat-1's that we got on the Space Hulk expedition! Some of our luckiest breaks came from multiple critical fails.
Shame we never got anything close to something that nailbiting in a while. In the grimdark future there is only lengthy periods of peaceful expansion, technological advancements for all and racial/gender/class equality.
 
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Umm guys...I have bad news, she's escalating and has a plan to kill the NOT-KORKS...and if it works I give us a 33.3% chance of being able to affect this polity afterwards, and zero percent chance once big e comes around...

God dammit who rolled a 1 on the fucking curroption chart again? Seriously the most important roll and we got a bat fucking 1!!! Also worse news from my spies on terra(that are still left) tells me Big e has fucking runes that are screwing with everything!!! And guess what? It's all based on positive emotions, this keeps up we might be seeing a split from chaotic evil to chaotic good in the thread...

Not to mention HE is back and with the fucking heartless to boot!!!

Sigh...I all my damn salt...

Edited: my negaverse post.
 
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So...the threat of the reemergent Krork isn't nail-biting enough? Not even the fact that they not only have mobile plantetoids and other proto Krork-specific tech, but have just gained access to conceptual crystals and replicators too?
Yeah here's the thing. ilbgar kind of literally told us every important piece of info of the Korks long before they were introduced into the main quest. Causing all of us to go into fix it mode to the point where trivializing the Korks feels more like a guarantee rather than a desperate final plan to stay alive.

But if we never get those super lasers, and the Korks actually go on the offense on our System then we can get something better than an autopass. Because you know, Un Orky to literally just sit there when there is literally hundreds of world's worth of worthy fighters with their own elite race comparable to them.

Seriously though it'd be lame for the Korks to just squat in their own system for several consecutive turns and just let us wipe them out.

EDIT: Why are people giving this post a "funny" rating? Not exactly sure where da humor is in my post.
 
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Umm guys...I have bad news, she's escalating and has a plan to kill the NOT-KORKS...and if it works I give us a 33.3% chance of being able to affect this polity afterwards, and zero percent chance once big e comes around...

God dammit who rolled a 1 on the fucking curroption chart again? Seriously the most important roll and we got a bat fucking 1!!! Also worse news from my spies on terra(that are still left) tells me Big e has fucking runes that are screwing with everything!!! And guess what? It's all based on positive emotions, this keeps up we might be seeing a split from chaotic evil to chaotic good in the thread...

Not to mention HE is back and with the fucking heartless to boot!!!

Sigh...I all my damn salt...
Don't forget that Serras practically owns an Elder Craftworld by now (and all its inhabitants). We also firewalled Slaneesh from collecting them with Spirit stones and psychic batteries (among other things) and have just accelerated the Emperors plans to conquer the Webway, centuries ahead of schedule (before the Great Crusade has started even).

Tldr: Chaos must be feeling pretty salty.
 
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Don't forget that Serras practically owns an Elder Craftworld by now (and all its inhabitants). We also firewalled Slaneesh from collecting them with Spirit stones and psychic batteries (among other things) and have just accelerated the Emperors plans to conquer the Webway, centuries ahead of schedule (before the Great Crusade has started even).

Tldr: Chaos must be feeling pretty salty.
Khorne: RAWWWRRR! WHICH OF YOU POURED SALT INTO MY BLOOD OCEANS!! TZEENTCH IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT!?
 
Negaverse we are Slaanesh quest and how he/she/it is raging towards everything we did... To the point of manipulating Ork Waaghs
 
Negaverse we are Slaanesh quest and how he/she/it is raging towards everything we did... To the point of manipulating Ork Waaghs
We're using the Old One's Brutes. Granted it was smart of us to smush all those Waaghs together rather than let the Lady smother them in the cradle. But what if the Korks just sit there and do nothing?
 
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Negaverse response:

Don't forget that Serras practically owns an Elder Craftworld by now (and all its inhabitants). We also firewalled Slaneesh from collecting them with Spirit stones and psychic batteries (among other things) and have just accelerated the Emperors plans to conquer the Webway, centuries ahead of schedule (before the Great Crusade has started even).

Tldr: Chaos must be feeling pretty salty.

GOD DAMMIT SLAYER!!! STOP PULLING A ROGOAL DORN HERESY HERE!!! we really don't need that kind of damn snark coming from you, your text to speech version last game was bad...your just being worse because now you can really cut loose on us...

Now then to answer your statement...yes we KNOW that she cock-blocked Slannesh, some of us are still prissy about that...(is not looking at snek lady for fear of what remains of my sanity), but dammit if you all just agreed to put that OP Mary sue on THE RIGHT PLANET I HAD OUTLINED rather then the ork-bait world the QM had in store, we would have gotten our claws on all that delicious technopower for us! heck might have solved our back-stabbing issue...looking at you tri2!!!

I'm still salty about when you sent those tzeentchian cultists to my hold, if I hadn't pledged my own character to malice I wouldn't have gotten away with most of everything I had!!! If the QM hadn't put down his foot for all the back-stabbing we had going on I would have consumed your damn crystal world you were working from!

also on that note: did anyone notice anything wrong with the latest roll in the warp? because I got a BAD feeling about those crystals and runes we had going on...I mean everything can have a concept right? Am I paranoid that we have a crystal god out there somewhere plotting our horrible, horrible, horrible demise?

End of Negaverse Response.

sorry for including you Slayer, but it was to funny to not put in!!!

edited: quick someone put together a negaverse response of us!!! I can be that guy from that Leeroy Jenkins that was the one who was doing the calculations (I suck at math in RL)
 
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And despite it all.

Wow. None of us thought we should have assassinated her scientists long ago. Look at all the stuff she made because of them. She's like Guilliman with time and resources spent not trying to stave off political rivals and invasions. And speaking of which I am still looking at you all with scorn. We could have traumatized her like the other primarchs. We had so many chances. Now she's literally 2pure4us.

Okay okay we can still salvage this. If we just show her that humanity can be shit without us, we might be able to shake her faith in humans. Her God Daughter is out of the picture but we can use her if we can catch that elusive bugger.
 
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Hey, don't look at me. I was talking about corrupting their buildings, seeding some really insidious plagues and viruses in areas that were vital to her advancement. But nooooooo, we had to do things the flashy way. Because someone wanted to put her head on a pike. And now most of our assets in that area are completely wiped out or heavily contained. She's uplifting the masses, and taking away our biggest tools. She's giving them time for positive progression, instead of lapsing into unthinking drudgery that they long to escape from. For Our sake she's introducing entertainment programs!
 
Hey, don't look at me. I was talking about corrupting their buildings, seeding some really insidious plagues and viruses in areas that were vital to her advancement. But nooooooo, we had to do things the flashy way. Because someone wanted to put her head on a pike. And now most of our assets in that area are completely wiped out or heavily contained. She's uplifting the masses, and taking away our biggest tools. She's giving them time for positive progression, instead of lapsing into unthinking drudgery that they long to escape from. For Our sake she's introducing entertainment programs!
I can't even use my Slaanesh connections to spread corruption through drugs and whores because Serras keeps wiping out the gangs and regulating both. Speaking of unrelated things as one who was elated by the Slaanesh players making a pseudo daemon world I'm still pissed how they decided to yolo the thing. The Crystals were a boon but dammit we could have shaken her faith in her people. Now we just made sure that she never considers Slaanesh an option.
 
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We're using the Old One's Brutes. Granted it was smart of us to smush all those Waaghs together rather than let the Lady smother them in the cradle. But what if the Korks just sit there and do nothing?

QM talk: OK rolls away and you got a fifteen.
Players: YES
QM: now to take the modifiers into account, brings it down to a nine, congratulations, your efforts have turned the Orks paranoid, insular and defensive.

is not looking at snek lady for fear of what remains of my sanity

Just let it go, it gets easier that way.
 
(is not looking at snek lady for fear of what remains of my sanity)
u talkin sum shit m80
QM talk: OK rolls away and you got a fifteen.
Players: YES
QM: now to take the modifiers into account, brings it down to a nine, congratulations, your efforts have turned the Orks paranoid, insular and defensive.
DAMMIT WE'RE LETTING THE PERSON WHO GETS MORE POWERFUL IN PEACETIME EVEN MORE TIMES TO GET MORE POWERFUL

I'd be fine with this because better Waagh and get their shit finished faster but the Lady is literally prepping her strike squads to delay the production of the Kork Armada.

We even had to spend our Omake points to delay and stall the head scientist drafting the "Cluster Fuck Yous" [what kind of nerd name is dis]
 
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Negaverse:
And despite it all.

Wow. None of us thought we should have assassinated her scientists long ago. Look at all the stuff she made because of them. She's like Guilliman with time and resources spent not trying to stave off political rivals and invasions. And speaking of which I am still looking at you all with scorn. We could have traumatized her like the other primarchs. We had so many chances. Now she's literally 2pure4us.

Okay okay we can still salvage this. If we just show her that humanity can be shit without us, we might be able to shake her faith in humans. Her God Daughter is out of the picture but we can use her if we can catch that elusive bugger.
Hey, don't look at me. I was talking about corrupting their buildings, seeding some really insidious plagues and viruses in areas that were vital to her advancement. But nooooooo, we had to do things the flashy way. Because someone wanted to put her head on a pike. And now most of our assets in that area are completely wiped out or heavily contained. She's uplifting the masses, and taking away our biggest tools. She's giving them time for positive progression, instead of lapsing into unthinking drudgery that they long to escape from. For Our sake she's introducing entertainment programs!
I can't even use my Slaanesh connections to spread corruption through drugs and whores because Serras keeps wiping out the gangs and regulating both.

DAMMIT!!! THIS IS WHY-...no, no...I gave that up...

okay I'm calm now, Wind-up, seriously stop...we voted for that pages back, but now were stuck with this mess...that one damn lurker screwed us over with that vote...

Im discounting the God-daughter for now, calculations suggest we will end up losing more daemon worlds if we try that, because if it says gluttony...well...I really don't want to see what she would do if she was actively gunning for us, mostly she seems to be sticking to preventing corruption or dealing with it. not to mention its taking our eyes and actions off the other primarchs!

we absolutely cannot let Konrad master his fucking visions, yes in both Night haunter and King of the night versions of himself are our best options, but if he masters them he can break his fucking paradox we made earlier that he always fucking dies...unless he cheats...

fuck...

anyway tempest, I AM looking at you, yes it seems that from our spying (IE ME!!!) that most of the crystals aren't really affecting your guys negatively, its only a matter of time before she finds a way to do so, and it wont be pretty sick-boy.

and yeah...entertainment programs...(they are kind of decent, I mean the QM posting the links for their references was awesome...)

Wind-up again, get over it, your crying over spilt milk now...and your still bitching because you lost your daemon world, I WARNED you about holding off and trying that ridiculous ritual in the material verse instead of pulling it completely into the warp. Now its a ball of fucking purity and craters, I am still salty its nearly sparked another grand fucking war between tzeentch and Slannesh AGAIN!!! every...fucking...turn...we get closer and closer to being divided when we should have gotten the damn heresy up and started by now!

for now on, daemon worlds into the warp am I damn clear!!!

edited: and Shade...no I wont fucking let it go, because of her we have pretty much got screwed on the 21st primarchs damn roll!!! I told the thread that we should watch out for crazy shit happening when the QM posted his laughter and the Bender Meme...no one listened...and now snek is crying over its mistake.
 
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Wind-up again, get over it, your crying over spilt milk now...and your still bitching because you lost your daemon world, I WARNED you about holding off and trying that ridiculous ritual in the material verse instead of pulling it completely into the warp. Now its a ball of fucking purity and craters, I am still salty its nearly sparked another grand fucking war between tzeentch and Slannesh AGAIN!!! every...fucking...turn...we get closer and closer to being divided when we should have gotten the damn heresy up and started by now!

for now on, daemon worlds into the warp am I damn clear!!!
Look I got us our Crystals didn't I?! Had I succeeded I would have been the first to actually make some progress in the materium unlike the rest of you lethargic wannabes. You should thank me for leveling the playing field. At least I'm trying to be a team player unlike the Khornates. They haven't done shit this entire quest. Nurgle, fucking Nurgle players are winning because of Serras' crystal advancements. And as appropriate they're winning by doing nothing

I'm losing out because her crystals are anti me.
 
Man with our luck lately she'll befriend the damn greenskins after The Beast breaks through into a full-on Krork somehow.
 
Look I got us our Crystals didn't I?! Had I succeeded I would have been the first to actually make some progress in the materium unlike the rest of you lethargic wannabes. You should thank me for leveling the playing field. At least I'm trying to be a team player unlike the Khornates. They haven't done shit this entire quest. Nurgle, fucking Nurgle players are winning because of Serras' advancements. And as appropriate they're winning by doing nothing

oh...you really want to get started? DO you REALLY want me to open up a few new daemon worlds?!? Because by fucking malice I will insure your damn well banished from your so called precious masters side!!!

AND FRANKLY TRHOSE CRYSTALS ARE SHIT!!!

I mean look, the QM said we can only make them to level 6, and that's if the chaos gods do them!!! we are all at most greater Deamons right now...and that's shit compared to the LEVEL 10'S she is pulling out of her damn ass, what is she MAGNUS FUCKING 2.0?!?

Edited: Tempest...don't fucking tempt the warp...
 
oh...you really want to get started? DO you REALLY want me to open up a few new daemon worlds?!? Because by fucking malice I will insure your damn well banished from your so called precious masters side!!!
Oh don't even try that with me. One of your daemon worlds went from Crystal to Goo in no time flat. Your plans were worth nothing. Blame the Khornates for "divisions" when they could have saved you. Great alliance we're having if we're letting Malice the OC Gary Stu gain inches on us.
AND FRANKLY TRHOSE CRYSTALS ARE SHIT!!!

I mean look, the QM said we can only make them to level 6, and that's if the chaos gods do them!!! we are all at most greater Deamons right now...and that's shit compared to the LEVEL 10'S she is pulling out of her damn ass, what is she MAGNUS FUCKING 2.0?!?
YOUR FACTION IS DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE OUR USE OF THEM HOW IS THAT A BAD THING TO FINALLY GET SOME TO GET STARTED NOW?!?!

We're immaterial we can out produce her shit. *deep breathes*

Haaaa.

We got the numbers to counter her increasing status at the "Elite"
 
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Negaverse:
Oh don't even try that with me. One of your daemon worlds went from Crystal to Goo in no time flat. Your plans were worth nothing.

YOUR FACTION IS DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE OUR USE OF THEM HOW IS THAT A BAD THING TO FINALLY GET SOME TO GET STARTED NOW?!?!

We're immaterial we can out produce her shit.

lady I'm fucking with fucking malice right now, aint my fault he chose my world to consume...if anything you should be thanking me im not plotting with Tri2 right now to screw the rest of you guys over...I had a dozen plans ready to pop off at any time before that happened, now only 4 of them are available.

also, even if we are immaterial, DOESNT MEAN SHIT!! because Remember…everything made of the warp ends up returning to it?!? remember when we sent that warp made ship out? turned into nothingness and the QM said he had to go to the hospital because he was laughing at us so hard...I warned you all it was doomed to damn well failure, hell it was tried in one of the Warhammer books, and it fucking failed spectacularly.

edited: and oh, when I last checked her character, it was saying warlord potential...think about that for a moment...a primarch with warlord potential...I'm going to sit back and enjoy the salt you shall pour out.
 
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Yeah here's the thing. ilbgar kind of literally told us every important piece of info of the Korks long before they were introduced into the main quest. Causing all of us to go into fix it mode to the point where trivializing the Korks feels more like a guarantee rather than a desperate final plan to stay alive.

But if we never get those super lasers, and the Korks actually go on the offense on our System then we can get something better than an autopass. Because you know, Un Orky to literally just sit there when there is literally hundreds of world's worth of worthy fighters with their own elite race comparable to them.

Seriously though it'd be lame for the Korks to just squat in their own system for several consecutive turns and just let us wipe them out.

EDIT: Why are people giving this post a "funny" rating? Not exactly sure where da humor is in my post.
maybe we need players to munchkin the korks so they do more?
 
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