Alchemical Solutions [Worm/Exalted] Thread 16: Playful Parasites Pervert Prayer, Perpetuate Plagues

Dragon is most likely being Endowed by Auto-kun and is now an Information Sprit. No, better yet an Information Spirit with Divine Sanction from the Design of Autochthon. She's basically the goddess of the internet. Could she be integrated into the ranks of Auto-kun's Divine Ministers?
 
It's finally here.
:: manly tears ::

My first stab at the Hover Throne. I had too much fun with it, so now it's Artifact 3. Whoops.

Never say I didn't give you anything.

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WCM'S HOVER THRONE (Artifact ●●●○○)

A collaborative Toybox commission by the villainess WCM that cost her several millions of dollars, it nonetheless served her well for four years as a mobile command center for the various supervillian and mercenary groups she teamed up with to run heists and other jobs. Maintenance and recharging the power plant made it harder costlier to use over time, however, to the point where she recently commissioned a more reliable set of power armor from Toybox to use instead - a commission that will likely go unfilled after her death in Brockton Bay at the hands of Behemoth.

The throne itself looks more like something you'd see on the front deck of a mansion in the deep-south United States, and in a way it is; the chair was originally part of an entire furniture set from WCM's family mansion in Georgia, but when her family fell on hard times and was forced to sell she managed to keep her favorite chair for personal use. When WCM first struck it big as a supervillain, she shipped the chair to Toybox and had them build her a 'throne' inside of it.

At first glance, the Hover Throne appears to be a wicker recliner with comfortable white padding along the seat and back, but careful inspection reveals that the chair's 'hollow' parts are instead brimming with Tinkertech gadgetry. The left armrest folds up to reveal projectors for three hard-light keyboards and nine monitors - the keyboards went mostly unused by WCM due to her technopath-like power, but were installed as a backup should she ever run into a power-negator. The cluster of computers and servers in the Hover Throne are high-end Tinkertech, complete with several high-band antennas to hook into radio and wireless signals, and retractable cords with universal adapters - the combination allowing for physical and wireless connections to nearly any computer system.

Beyond its computing and tactical capabilities as a command center, the right armrest contains a dispenser for a programmable replicator, which feeds from a two-foot-cube tank accessible from the back of the chair. New items can be programmed into the replicator by placing it in the fuel tank, though WCM herself only had several types of tea (sweet and normal), a version of her heirloom tea set, and pastries programmed into the device.

Though the Hover Throne has no direct offensive capabilities built-in, a bubble-like shield can be charged up and erected around the chair. The hazy blue forcefield can reflect errant small arms fire with ease, but sustained, direct assaults can drain the shield quickly. Recharging the shield's capacitor takes 60 seconds if the Hover Throne is in flight, or 30 seconds if it is resting.

The Hover Throne, as the name implies, is capable of independent flight and hovering. It is not especially maneuverable in tight spaces, but can navigate building interiors if the driver is careful enough. It's usual maximum speed is 15 miles per hour (7 yards per tick), while an 'extended flight' mode can be engaged to propel it at 30 miles per hour (15 yards per tick) though this mode imparts a -2 external penalty to combat maneuvers.

As a collaborative Tinker effort, it is considerably more prone to failure, however, and the antimatter reactor that powers it requires fuel only provided by Toybox - both factors that made WCM eventually recently deem it too costly to use due to her dwindling funds. Repairs cost anywhere from a month's expenditure of Resources 2 to Resources 5, and a full refueling costs a month's expenditure of Resources 5.

WCM'S HOVER THRONE
Speed:
15/30mph
Maneuverability: +1R (Technology 2, Ride 1) (Uses Wits+Ride)
Endurance: 1ft-diameter antimatter power plant that degrades to uselessness after 150 hours of use. Maintenance required after 30 hours of use, with every 1 hour after that disabling a random feature of the Hover Throne.
Crew: 1/1
Cargo: Built-in extended-space compartment on right side of chair, 3ft wide / 3ft tall / 6ft deep, with a maximum load of one ton.
Shield: 6L/6B, can withstand 10 health levels of damage before recharging
Armor: 6L/6B
Health Levels: Undamaged x 5/ Minor Damage x10 / Critical Damage x3 / Inoperative x 2 / Destroyed
Weapons: None normally.
Other Notes: Moving at double-speed drains the power plant at a rate of 1 hour/minute. Restoring the shield consumes 5 hours of charge.

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And before you ask, yes, Technomorphic Integration Engine's repair feature can bypass the costs of repair and refueling.
Well, unless there's a sea change during that time it looks like mashup is going to win. Which gives me a sad, because we can't start with our flying throne. We could have started with a flying throne you guys, and it would have been soooooo~ cool[1] but you've gone and ruined it. Forever.

I don't even want it anymore.

[1] The PRT may have been less than thrilled by the PR implications of Taylor lounging around on a massive, hovering throne as her gaze sweeps across her city. Watching. Judging.

Assault: "I, for one, welcome our new smokin'-hot robot overlord. OW!"
Battery: :: puts away rolled up newspaper ::
SMUGNESS
GRATITUDE INTENSIFIES

Grom, you remembered! And you were even thoughtful enough to include the tea set!

I'm touched.


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In case anyone was wondering, this was the original vote that I was referring to ('twas part of Plan FunkyEntropy way back in Thread 2):
Cracky cape name and costume follow:
- [ ] Cape name: Tech Queen
- [ ] Full flowing gown that rather than being sexy is regal, commanding. No mask (we've been outed, so it's pointless), but with a crown and mantle that obscures the less PR-friendly bits (the antennae and spider legs). Notable accessories include a Tinker-tech hover-throne/palanquin with matching tea set.

Double Edit: The Reckoning: just noticed that this predates TECHNO QUEEN (kraka-thoom!) by several months. Huh. Totally different genre though.
 
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So, the Hover Throne provides us with...
-Flight (not really useful. Already had it).
-A weak force-field (moderately useful).
-The world's best 3D-printer (best case scenario is that it can replicate tinkertech, and being able to replicate tinkertech was already one of Taylor's schticks).

...
OK, I don't want to be rude, but this sounds really underwhelming. This device sounds like it's only a couple notches above useless to Taylor, considering the capabilities of her current power armor.
Am I missing something here?
The computing capabilities are far beyond what we have in our suit... and I just realized I forgot to put the mechanical bonuses for that in the write-up. Adding it now, but it's similar to the 'web crawler' mod that we didn't use for the power armor.

Also, could be useful for our Starmetal or whomever becomes our spymaster.
Hey, Mr. Gromweld. Could we use the knowledge we gained from studying Dragon's suit to make her human enough for Autochthon to Exalt her? Or will it be possible to Exalt her at all in this story?
If we somehow figured out how to clone human bodies and brains, then translate fully the 'brain' of dragon to the meatbag brain, then yes. There are many ways to fail in there, and the end result is effectively simply a 'forked' version of Dragon that doesn't have any of her AI awesomeness - it's basically just a download of her personality and most of her memories (the shard might establish a connection too, possibly, but that's up in the air). You might as well just call it Dragon's 'meat clone', really, because in the end it's not the same as Dragon the AI.
 
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If we somehow figured out how to clone human bodies and brains, then translate fully the 'brain' of dragon to the meatbag brain, then yes. There are many ways to fail in there, and the end result is effectively simply a 'forked' version of Dragon that doesn't have any of her AI awesomeness - it's basically just a download of her personality and most of her memories (the shard might establish a connection too, possibly, but that's up in the air). You might as well just call it Dragon's 'meat clone', really, because in the end it's not the same as Dragon the AI.
Sadness. You are crushing my dreams here, Gromweld. :)
 
I'm sure I can't be the only one thinking that I'd take a Dragon-clone Alchemical over a kick in the teeth any day in the week.

EDIT: Point of fact, that possibly makes her more attractive as a candidate if we can overcome the intervening hurdles, since we get Dragon-Alchemical and Dragon-AI.
 
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IC vs OOC.

Factors:
-Missy is one of the most likely candidates to agree. IIRC in canon she doesn't even expect to live to 20 with her career, and her body...getting nearly killed by Hookwolf was a 'minor concern' that she could deal with just first aid. She's got the scars of a veteran, and dissatisfaction with her own body.
-She meets all the qualifications(attitude, skills, powers) and is a character we mostly want to see more of.
-She has already been grievously modified. Even Wyld has limitations in what she can fix without making it worse if Bonesaw did enough damage. From the looks of it Bonesaw had been doing brain damage.
-She's in danger and will continue to be in danger from associating with us. Exaltation is the best thing we could do for her in that regards short of leaving her on another planet.

It's not our call to make or base on what we THINK she might say unless it's a life or death emergency or there's no other hope. It's Missy's. So our goal should be to get her to where she can make that decision (and we have IC reason to have plenty of hope) rather than using her current condition to gain a new assembly member when they might not have chosen to be one.
 
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It's Missy's and her legal guardians'.
That would be the problem yes. Missy is pretty much certain to agree, we know that part already. Whoever is assigned as her legal guardians is almost certain not to agree.

Given her age, her opinion doesn't matter where the law is concerned, as she cannot give consent. As a friend we already know she'd accept, and this is the only way to get past her guardian without spending the next timeskip in a real prison..
 
Cassie is an endless font of hope, maybe. So I will soldier on with my dreams. Yep. We just need to figure out if Dragon would like a human body now.
 
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over a kick in the teeth? sure.
Over the combination of Dragon unleashed and Starmetal Tattletale? hell no.

I suspect Dragon doesn't map to Starmetal; Orichalcum and Jade are my guesses. It just so happens that her tools are extremely Starmetal; her personality doesn't seem that way to me.
 
Looking back at Taylor's Exaltation Journal, I couldn't help but notice that she already had a provisional order...
VISTA
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* Other: Youth problematic for PR/legality, undoubtedly will help cause in long run either way, maybe second?
FINAL: LATER?
WHO
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* Other: Youth problematic PR/legality, irreverent attitude potentially problematic, uncertain of how would handle immortality, maybe third (get other Assembly opinions)?
FINAL: WATCH
 
I'm less enamoured of the idea of Exalting Vista than others seem to be, I admit. And I'd consider Dragon pretty much a strict upgrade on Armsy if she keeps her shard.
 
Coming back to some bits...
My only real problem with this update is that even all the 9's tinkers together shouldn't be able to out hack Dragon and all the really high-end secrets about Auto should have been classified the PRT equivalent of beyond top-secret.

Hacking the local PRT files like in canon is one thing getting into something that should have been truly secured by Dragon is another.
The problem was that they got their hooks into Bezalel, who already had hookups into the security system even before Bez roboticized himself and gained a massive programming/hacking/multitasking boost - effectively becoming a (somewhat lobotomized) Dragon-lite. Canon had "Hack Job," we have "Bezbot." It's even established in-story that Protectorate Island has even been compromised twice before from outside sources, so while it's very well secured and defended, it's not impossible (clearly) to overcome with enough talent and tricks.
Was not shown in the narrative. I have to be told out of story that Iris didn't give Jack the scoop.
This is why I asked if I had a reputation of turning the sheet against you folk, because if I don't then wouldn't it be better to not immediately jump to the conclusion that I have? In this case, it would mean that the first reaction for how Jack came up with his Autochthon info isn't "Iris told him, Grom has betrayed us, fuck that guy!" but instead "Huh, I wonder how he got that info? Maybe the PRT servers? Maybe I should wait for the next updates to see if our Assembly can figure it out?" Not every twist should be immediately apparent for how it was accomplished, after all.
 
That would be the problem yes. Missy is pretty much certain to agree, we know that part already. Whoever is assigned as her legal guardians is almost certain not to agree.

Given her age, her opinion doesn't matter where the law is concerned, as she cannot give consent. As a friend we already know she'd accept, and this is the only way to get past her guardian without spending the next timeskip in a real prison..


When did we actually ask her?

How can you possibly know she wants that for certain? Even OOC you can only suspect that to be the case, not actual proof that she'd want to be Exalted.

When we restore Missy we can ask her and if we're convinced she's a suitable candidate then we can persuade the FUCK out of her legal guardians if we have to, or find some other way.

Robbing her of the possibility of choosing for herself, because waiting until she can actually give consent means we don't have the excuse of her current condition to bypass her guardians and that would be inconvenient...is wrong.
 
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Personally I'm all for sending Missy to Autochthon. She is mature for her age, a friend, and is someone I can see spending an eternity fighting for what is right. She lasted through the death of the BB wards in canon after all and she hasn't changed all that much from that Vista. She has the soul and mind of a warrior.

In the end her legal age doesn't really come in to consideration in my mind as far as her candidacy is concerned. The PRT burned a lot of bridges with their mistrust.
 
If we send Missy to be Exalted without pressing need, then we will either have to endure a political shitstorm of unpredictable but likely gigantic proportions, or we will have to lie. Moreover, if we choose to lie, we will either have to lie to our new Assembly-mate, or force the decision between lying and subjecting us to a shitstorm onto her. I presume that people are figuring on lying; consider, please, whether you'd like to lie to Missy's face about why we transformed her irrecovably, or put the burden of lying to everyone she knows in the interests of the cause on her shoulders.
 
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