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A Villain In A World Of Heroes

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Ursine said:
Probably make us horny.
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*There were Unicorn Horn puns here. I removed them both because they were terrible, and because you're probably thinking that I put better ones here than I did*

You know, what with the death forest and all, and the fact that I've always been suspicious of Unicorns and the way that they're attracted to Maidens specifically, I think we'd be justified in dropping out of the tree sword first screaming 'LIKE A BANSHEE' (You know you want to ;...;) in order to decapitate it and then consume it's heart. You don't know what it's up to, after all. It could be a Magical Truancy Officer...
 
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Dark Ness said:
The reverse, high was good in this case.
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You know, I'm kind of confused. Is the modifier applied to the role, or is it whatever number is shown on the dice +/- the modifier?

I mean, say the dice say Ten-sided Plus Five, and the dice show 8. Does that mean that a 3 was rolled + 5, or that it's 8 + 5?

Night Attack? +2 Total: 1
That's why I'm asking. Is that a three, or did we roll a -1?
Dark Ness said:
That myth does not exist here.
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What do we know about Unicorns? And are we even in a mindset to be remotely nice to anything? Or will we have to make a friendliness check if it greets us however Unicorns greet people around these parts, in order to stop from gutting it and eating it's viscera?
 
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chocolote12 said:
You know, I'm kind of confused. Is the modifier applied to the role, or is it whatever number is shown on the dice +/- the modifier?

I mean, say the dice say Ten-sided Plus Five, and the dice show 8. Does that mean that a 3 was rolled + 5, or that it's 8 + 5?

Night Attack? +2 Total: 1
That's why I'm asking. Is that a three, or did we roll a -1?
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8 + 5, the forum dice don't allow you to apply modifiers.

chocolote12 said:
What do we know about Unicorns? And are we even in a mindset to be remotely nice to anything? Or will we have to make a friendliness check if it greets us however Unicorns greet people around these parts, in order to stop from gutting it and eating it's viscera?
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There are white and black ones, but the black ones are rarely seen. They are "good" and powerful, what this power is or if it's real, is something you don't know. They may or may nor represent purity. That's about it.

Also, you don't need to make a friendliness roll.
 
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Dark Ness said:
8 + 5, the forum dice don't allow you to apply modifiers.



There are white and black ones, but the black ones are rarely seen. They are "good" and powerful, what this power is or if it's real, is something you don't know. They may or may nor represent purity. That's about it.

Also, you don't need to make a friendliness roll.
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Thank you for the information. Also, I'm making a friendliness roll anyway because I don't know what to think about things that proclaim themselves to be "Good" in this 'verse, and I want a scapegoat to point at if I end up voting to try and kill the one thing in the setting that's being nice to us so far, except for the Tsundere Dice Gods.
chocolote12 threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Cynicism VS Idealism Total: 17
17 17
 
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Black Unicorn
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    • [X] We're still a bit hungry, and a bedtime snack is good.
    -[X] Kill the last wolf and eat it's heart. Then eat the other wolves hearts. (I just want to make it a habit for laughs, although there are other reasons why it'd be a good idea...)
    -[X] Drag the rest of the corpses into a pile and then set them on fire.
    -[X] Walk a good ways away in the direction towards town, until you're about to fall asleep, then climb high up a tree that has branches that will prevent you from falling out and sleep.

    You kill the last wolf with a swing of your blade, its not like it could resist. Then you cut into the wolves and dig out their hearts. You don't actually gain anything this time, but they do taste delicious. After consuming the hearts, you drag the bodies into a pile and set them on fire with several fireballs, you hope you don't actually burn down the of forrest. You start walking towards the town, hoping to make it their without collapsing. You don't.

    You don't even get out of the forrest, in fact, before your need for sleep starts to wear on you. You barely mange to climb out a tree and hang your pack on a branch, and you have great difficulties keeping your eyes open, that is how tired you are. Sleeping on a tree branch is very uncomfortable, but you are much too tired to care.

    You wake up to find the tree branch shaking, looking at the sky, it is after midnight and before dawn. Your arm is healed, although it looks pink and raw, and stings from the air. Looking down, you see the most beautiful thing you have ever had the good fortune to see in your entire life, a black unicorn. It kicked the tree, judging by its position and the holf prints in the trunk, and you had to do a double take when you saw it, finding it difficult to believe your luck. Majestic, awe-inspiring, and generating an aura of mystery, you climb down the tree to get a closer look, focused on its presence. When you reach the bottom, it starts to muzzle you, and you pet its head in return, feeling very joyful and content. Although, some of that might be from your exhaustion which still has not fully subsided even if you can function now.

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    OCC: That stuff I said about unicorns was refereeing to the white ones, the black ones are too rare to know if the same holds true.
     
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    • [X] "Play along" with the Unicorn
    -[X] Keep an eye/ear/nose out for hidden threats
    -[X] Realize that you are happier than you really should be right now.
    -[X] Steel yourself for it's inevitable betrayal. If you aren't completely sure that it's evil when it betrays you, it'll make it ten times harder to kill it before it can subjugate you mentally.
    [X] If the unicorn starts acting hostile, kill it and eat its heart.

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    Let's not. Usually killing something that innocent comes with a curse. Besides, something willingly given would be much more powerful.

    [X] Don't kill it
    [X] Play along with the Unicorn
    -[X] Keep an eye/ear/nose out for hidden threats
     
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    I have no clue what to do, but I don't want to kill it.
    For some reason, I have the feeling that a Black Unicorn is like the Villain version of Unicorns.
     
    I want to point out, the vote is for what to do. I can't really make a post consisting of "not killing it."

    (I am certainly not advocating that you should kill it, just that I need more details).

    Edit: @Arkatekt's vote is a good example.
     
    [X] Play along with the Unicorn
    -[X] Keep an eye/ear/nose out for hidden threats
    [X] If the unicorn starts acting hostile, kill it and eat its heart.
     
    [X] Play along with the Unicorn
    -[X] Keep an eye/ear/nose out for hidden threats
    [X] If the unicorn starts acting hostile, kill it and eat its heart.
     
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