Votes are closed, and, at a glance, becoming the one eyed man in the land of the blind wins!
On a much less serious note, I wrote this over the course of a day and this is STUPID and I LOVE IT and you should all go LISTEN to the FIGHT KNIGHT SOUNDTRACK because it's the
BEST THING
More seriously, this is kind of like if the Fist Of The North Star, Gurren Lagann and KSBD choice had a kid together. Master on an entirely unheard of level, unconventional weapon, brutal violence, not in the slightest bit serious- really, if I'd put this down and it won I'd probably be having a hell of a lot more fun writing this quest, and that's saying a lot.
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Your fists itch. You watch the blonde girl below beating Cardin black and blue and all you can think about is how much like your own fighting style hers is, and by extension, how much her fighting style is like your master's.
You wanna fight her.
"Cease!" Goodwitch calls out, throwing Cardin for a loop, trying to halt his mace mid-swing. "Stand down, Mr Winchester, your Aura is critical."
He growls in frustration but doesn't continue his assault.
"Ms Xiao Long, impressive as usual, though your reliance on your Semblance worries me. One more hit and I doubt Mr Winchester would have come out conscious, let alone unscathed, and you yourself are not invincible."
Her victory grin becomes a little more forced as Goodwitch turns to the rest of the class. "Still, you will never learn if you do not fight. Can you go another round?"
Your fellow blonde affirmed her ability and willingness to keep fighting, and Goodwitch went about the process of picking her next opponent, which as far as you can tell consists of a silent game of eenie-meenie-miney-mo.
It often went like this when you weren't split into sparring partners, according to one of the second-years. Goodwitch would make the winner fight more, allowing them
to fight more, and improve more until they got too tired to keep going, and then the cycle would repeat with the next one. The rewards for winning a spar were more spars. You thought at first that that would be unfair, rewarding those who didn't need the extra credit, but you realised quickly that Goodwitch has a very...
firm grasp on exactly who could do with being first on the chopping block, so to speak.
"Mr Arc, you're a pugilist yourself- perhaps you might learn something from each other."
Snapping out of your thoughts on your instructor's teaching methods, you find your fists clenching up tighter, the leather of your gloves creaking under the pressure, the metal not doing much better. A fire has been lit in your heart, and you know exactly what you need to quench it.
Battle.
Quickly standing up, you make your way to the edge of the seating area outside the arena, hopping onto the stage with perhaps just a little too much enthusiasm if the thud of your boots on the wooden floor is any indication. You make your way to centre stage while Yang does the same. Once you're there, and you both signal your readiness for this, the "Fight In Progress" klaxon
buzzes out.
"Begin!"
Immediately pointing her gauntlets behind her, an explosive round propelling her forward, Yang comes for your head, aiming a punch at the space you no longer occupy. You dodge to the side as you were taught, bringing your fists up and swiftly shifting back to your starting position, getting a few punches in at her ribs.
From there, the fight never really moves- while you're both fast, you're also both close-range. Besides shifting between the same four square metres to dodge her blows and blasts, and her attempts to upset your static nature while you duck and weave and lightly strike her arms, stomach, ribs, chest, whittling her down and more annoying her than anything else, neither of you really move. You know her strategy- take big hits, give bigger hits back.
Any strategy that relies on taking a hit is not a good strategy, Semblances be damned. Annoy her into one of her soul-enabled temper tantrums, dodge, take her out when she's emptied the tank.
At least, that would be the plan against a lesser opponent- as is, you're being kept on your toes for the first time since you fought that Ursa, and it's fitting that Yang is the one to do it- deceptively fast, for such a brutal style, but straightforward and somewhat predictable, once you've learned the patterns. You note, as you block a blast with the back plates of your gauntlets, that prediction and reaction are very much not the same things, and find yourself almost as frustrated as she looks.
Except... is that...
A
smile?
... She's enjoying this. She's frustrated because you're turtling up, but she's
enjoying this because you're of a like mind. Of a like style. You're doing her a disservice by playing this safe.
Well. 'Don't disappoint a lady,' he always said.
You discard caution, throwing punches as fast as Huntsmanly possible, your arms becoming a blur of raw violence. Yang's put on the defensive quickly, dodging and blocking strikes like nobody's business, her smile slowly beginning to widen as she realises what she's provoked you into doing.
Oh but honey, you haven't even
started.
You focus on your soul, and the techniques your master taught you float to the forefront of your thoughts, time slowing down by just a fraction. You discard three, keeping one, and your Semblance takes control, forcing your arms to move at speeds normally far,
far beyond you.
[[STAR-EYED SPECIAL!]]
Your fists
blur in front of you, each impact a mini-crack against the sound barrier, barely controlled by your mind, powered only by your soul. The blonde Ursa can barely keep up, not really able to dodge the unending assault of steel and leather you direct at her torso. Eventually, Yang manages to block a few with her gauntlets before she begins an onslaught herself, her weapons...
Striking your own.
Every punch, met with a punch, every strike, met with a strike, not once after that moment do you hit anything other than her own fists, and you have the sinking feeling that this is exactly what she wants.
But
fuck if you care, this is the most fun you've had in a spar for months! The hint of a smile on her face has grown into a sadistic grin, and you feel your own lips pulling up as well. Eventually, your Semblance begins to fade, and you both trade speed for decisiveness, properly trading jabs finally. As she dodges a nose-breaker, you notice that sadistic grin widening as her eyes go red, her hair beginning to glow an almost painful yellow.
... Ah, dammit.
Her next punch, you estimate as your gauntlets, her fist, and the front
and back of your skull all have a very intimate moment together, puts you
firmly in the yellow, and you're sent skidding back several feet. Working some feeling back into your nose rabbit-style, you decide it's time for another technique. She rushes forward, and you let time slow down as your Semblance begins to work its magic one more time.
[[KING KONG CRASH!]]
Power floods your legs, and you leap high, before breaking physics over your knee and
slamming back into the ground, a wave of Aura-enhanced force pulsing out from the impact point. Yang is sent flying over your head, and you just barely dodge a last-ditch effort to blow your brains out with her shotgun gauntlets.
... Shotgauntlets. Shotgunlets- you have
so many more important things to do right now, like
dodging her fist oh god how did she land right behind you?!
You duck low, coming back up for a brutal uppercut, snapping her head back so violently you're almost concerned you snapped her neck. It's only the slow turn back that tells you you haven't just committed a murder.
Her eyes burn through your head, and you come back to a neutral stance, silently hoping your opponent will get the message and do the same. After a moment, she does the same, and a silent accord is made.
'We end this. Now.'
... You have one last technique in you. Time slows, and you let your Semblance take over for the final time. You watch as she reels back for an attack, twisting to use her entire body behind one conclusive blow.
Funny. You're planning on doing the same.
[[100-INCH PUNCH!]]
Aura fills your legs, and you skip back, bringing up a finally unclenched fist, palm open and facing her, again, alternating palms and legs as you find yourself leaping back halfway across the stage, a feeling not unlike a rubber band around your legs and a stake just where you were, trying to pull you back as best it can-
You let it. Leaping forward ten times as fast as you leapt back, you draw a fist back and aim for her little snub nose. As you watch her fist approach your own face, you can only admit that this was a good fight, and you're gonna have to thank her for it when you get out of the infirmary.
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And then you woke up in bed.
Not your bed, mind, the infirmary bed. Your eye won't open, and it feels
heavy, for some reason.
"Yo." You hear beside you. Turning to look, you see Yang in the bed next to you, her right eye swollen shut just like yours. "Hey, we match! You got my right, I got your left!"
Something about that makes you grin, and it's not long before she's grinning with you.
"... Thank you." You say after a moment. "I... had fun. It's been a while since I've fought with someone so... like-minded."
"Yeah? I gotta admit, it was... yeah, it
was fun! It was just so..."
"Visceral?"
"I would have said freakin'
awesome, but yeah, visceral works too." She looks away for a moment, hand reaching behind her head to rub her neck. "But, uh, I don't think Goodwitch is gonna be keen on a rematch."
"And? Who said we needed to do it on her time?" You tell her bluntly. What goes on in Goodwitch's classroom is Goodwitch's problem, but out of it...
"... What are you suggesting?"
"You, me, dorm roof at six o'clock once or twice a week?"
She raises an eyebrow, giving you a look that suggests you just said something you're gonna regre
yeaaaahhhh there it is.
Why can't you realise these things before you say them?
"Jaune Arc, it might be the concussion talking, but that almost sounded like you trying to make plans for some alone time with me."
... You know what, roll with it,
roll with it, you're this deep already, no reason not to keep digging.
"I am." When the other eyebrow goes up, you continue. "Look, you said it yourself, that fight was freakin' awesome. If nothing else, we get a couple days a week where we can enjoy and improve ourselves by whaling on each other-"
"Hey. I never said I was
opposed to the idea."
... O-oh.
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In a dark tower, Flavius Cassius Agrippa, a decorated veteran of the Mistral gladiatorial circuit, bearer of the Empty Hand, and one of only two people mad enough to chase the aformentioned Tower, is beating up a group of skeletons and goblins some childish part of his mind had come to call The Notorious R.I.B.
He had no idea why it called them that, or why it's so funny, but it
is, and he can only giggle internally as he punches another skull off another set of vertebrae.
As he lifts up another goblinoid necromancer, a chill runs down his spine. He stands stock still, the small creature ineffectually batting at his hand to make him let go of its robe.
While it slowly succumbs to suffocation, Agrippa can only feel a certain sense of...
pride in his apprentice.
... Hmph. The boy must have found a new sparring partner.
He hopes she's good for the lad. Now, where was he?
Ah, yes, bomb goblin-
WAIT SHIT FUCKING BOMB GOBLIN-