If I made a Patreon, would you subscribe to it? (Not locking anything behind it like EX Chapters)

  • Yes.

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  • Maybe.

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  • No.

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  • I have no money (me too tbh).

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[X] "Sorry you got dragged into this Sayaka. I'm not sure if you have a concussion, but either way you hopefully just need some rest." Text Homura that you've finished your business, and ask for a location they want to meet up with you at. Also call Sayaka's phone so you can find it
-[X] Then, either unlock Sayaka's cuffs or cut them with Dawn and scoop her up into a princess carry.

Figure we should probably get her phone
 
[X] "Sorry you got dragged into this Sayaka. I'm not sure if you have a concussion, but either way you hopefully just need some rest." Text Homura that you've finished your business, and ask for a location they want to meet up with you at. Also call Sayaka's phone so you can find it
-[X] Then, either unlock Sayaka's cuffs or cut them with Dawn and scoop her up into a princess carry.
 
[X] "Sorry you got dragged into this Sayaka. I'm not sure if you have a concussion, but either way you hopefully just need some rest." Text Homura that you've finished your business, and ask for a location they want to meet up with you at. Also call Sayaka's phone so you can find it
-[X] Then, either unlock Sayaka's cuffs or cut them with Dawn and scoop her up into a princess carry.
 
[X] "Sorry you got dragged into this Sayaka. I'm not sure if you have a concussion, but either way you hopefully just need some rest." Text Homura that you've finished your business, and ask for a location they want to meet up with you at. Also call Sayaka's phone so you can find it
-[X] Then, either unlock Sayaka's cuffs or cut them with Dawn and scoop her up into a princess carry.
 
Yes, but we have terminals and she'd need to be able to properly hold on for a piggyback.
Piggyback is still better than Princess Carry cause we need to walk through a public space to reach the terminal.

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Also, again, less physically demanding over a certain distance.
 
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Interesting fact:

Did you know that when Patra is used on a drunk man, it only removes the harmful effects of the alcohol? The man will still be drunk, but he will no longer wake up with a hangover! For better or for worse, it only removes the purely negative effects of whatever is in your system. It's the ultimate hangover cure!

Tldr: Sayaka is high as a kite.
Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on May 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM, finished with 17 posts and 5 votes.

  • [X] "Sorry you got dragged into this Sayaka. I'm not sure if you have a concussion, but either way you hopefully just need some rest." Text Homura that you've finished your business, and ask for a location they want to meet up with you at. Also call Sayaka's phone so you can find it
    -[X] Then, either unlock Sayaka's cuffs or cut them with Dawn and scoop her up into a princess carry.
    [X] "Well, as far as I know, spells don't work on drunkenness. No idea why those goons gave her alcohol, but all we can really do is wait for her system to cycle everything out. Meantime, I'm gonna meet up with everyone else."
    -[X] Text Homura that you've finished your business, and a location they want to meet up with you at. Then, either unlock Sayaka's cuffs or cut them with Dawn. Finally, carry Sayaka on piggyback to whatever location Homura texts you. She's not gonna believe this.
 
1179: Zooted. New
[X] "Pretty colors...! Hehehe!"

You shake your head as you stoop down to the bluenette, "...I'm sorry I dragged you into this, Sayaka. You, uh, might have a concussion now, but hopefully all you need is rest!"

"Yeah..." Sayaka mumbles back, "...I like the crust, too."

...On that note, you pull your phone out and begin texting Homura.

>YOU: Just finished my business, where can we meet up?

While you have your phone out, you call Sayaka's.

"What the--?!" Patrimpas leaps up off of the throne, "Something just buzzed my ass!"

"Thanks for helping me find her phone...?" You offer an awkward smile as you pluck it off of the seat.

He scoffs as he sits back down.

You pocket Sayaka's phone for now, and head back over to the slightly less pale Sayaka. Let's see what you can do about those cuffs...

(DEX ROLL: 10+4)

With a quick movement to brush some hair out of your eye, you pluck a hairpin from your hair. You always figured these would come in handy!

...To be honest, that's the only reason you put these in your hair. You don't really like them, they're just practical.

After a little bit of finagling, you pop the cuffs open!

Sayaka instantly falls forward and softly puts her face to the ground.

"...Heh, hello, little ant...!" She mumbles to a pebble, "...Can I meet the queen?"

"There'll be another time to meet the queen." You tell her as you scoop her up into your arms, "Let's get you home, okay?"

"Okay..." Sayaka sounds disappointed, "...Will Koko be there?"

"...Probably not?"

"...Okay..." She stares up at the sky as you get the door open with your foot, "...Koko's pretty."

You blink, "...Is she?"

Sayaka tries to nod, but just rocks her head back and forth, "Yeeeaaaah. She should let Meduka do her hair, it'd look pretty. Prettyer. Double pretty."

You honestly have no idea what to do with this information.

"...Hey, did you know...?" Sayaka tries to look you in the eyes as you walk back to your Gang's hideout, "Meduka and Hammer like to stare at each other...! A-And Bit-Me is getting all kissy-face with Kwijibo, too."

"...Really?" You try to smile back, silently pleading with whatever deity is listening to get you both out of this situation, "That's interesting, Sayaka."

"I like green." Sayaka tells you without prompting, "Green is nice. But it's... It's gotta be light green, or it's a mean color."

You make it to the hideout, and begin to head to the Terminal.

"Do you... Do you wanna-- do you wanna know how my fav... Flav... Favorite song goes?"

You almost say no.

"I don't rember the words, but it goes... It goes..." She trails off for a moment before attempting to sing the 1812 Overture.

You stoop down and touch the Terminal.

You're back at Grandma's.

After struggling with the backdoor, it finally opens. Arisu stares at Sayaka in your arms, then back at you.

"Thanks." You nod to Arisu before stepping past her and laying Sayaka down on the couch.

You check your phone...

>Homu: We're circling back home to get some water and snacks. Wait for us there.

You stare at your phone for a minute.

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[X] Text Homura that Sayaka is at your grandparents house sleeping off… something. She was pretty out of it.
 
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Haruka, stepping in front of Michiru: She's taken.

Vergil: Of course she is, look at her. Anyways, do you think you could fire that... What did you call it, "World Shaking" attack at me? I want to try to avoid it.
Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on May 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM, finished with 6 posts and 3 votes.
 
1180: Dynamic Entry! New
[X] "She's just resting."

>YOU: Sayaka is here, too. She's sleeping of something, and she was

"Y'know... Now that I think 'bout it..." Sayaka stares up at you, eyes unfocused, "Why are vegetables and fruit different? They're just, like, plants."

>YOU (CONT): is pretty out of it.

Sent. You put your phone away, looking down at Sayaka as she shifts on the couch, "Yuuumiiiii." She says for no reason in particular, "Mooooooo. Like a cow. Mooooomi. Heh heh. Moomi."

You glance at Arisu, who is looking at you with a face of pure confusion.

"Iiiiiii've got a seeeeecret!" Sayaka loudly announces, raising her hands up to the ceiling, "I used to have a crush on Moomi, when she first saved me and Meduka!"

You both turn back to Sayaka, a mutual concern between you.

"But now..." She waves her hands slowly, "...Koko is cuter! I wanna hug that Koko!"

The door slams open as Kyoko barrels into the living room, "Are you recording?!"

"...No?" You stare at her, unsure as to why she's here without everyone else, "Why?"

"Uh, duh, it's comedy gold!" Kyoko steps forward, pointing at Sayaka, "Plus, it gives me more ammo to use when I'm messing with her! C'mon, has she said anything embarrassing?! Spill the beans, Yumi!!"

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[X] "You'll probably get a repeat of everything I heard if you stick around. Though, try not to be too hard on her, she got kidnapped, beaten, and drugged by a bunch of gang members. The toxins should be gone but..."
 
[X] "You'll probably get a repeat of everything I heard if you stick around. Though, try not to be too hard on her, she got kidnapped, beaten, and drugged by a bunch of gang members. The toxins should be gone but..."
-[X] "Also, she keeps mentioning you. She's talks about the others too, but mostly you."
 
[X] "You'll probably get a repeat of everything I heard if you stick around. Though, try not to be too hard on her, she got kidnapped, beaten, and drugged by a bunch of gang members. The toxins should be gone but..."
-[X] "Also, she keeps mentioning you. She's talks about the others too, but mostly you."
 
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