If I made a Patreon, would you subscribe to it? (Not locking anything behind it like EX Chapters)

  • Yes.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Maybe.

    Votes: 8 17.8%
  • No.

    Votes: 4 8.9%
  • I have no money (me too tbh).

    Votes: 33 73.3%

  • Total voters
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Probably? Wouldn't change it around recklessly though, bound to cause a band of plucky misfits to rise up against the hypothetical reckless abuse of power.

Could just try to give it guy his wife back. I'm sure he'd appreciate the attempt if nothing else at least.
 
the best canon changes ever!!!!!!!
sayaka has a +2 to her coolness!!!!!

madoka gets +8 ribbon length!!!!!!

transfer student gets a sense of humor

mami gets ×2 baking skillz!!!!!!!!

kyoko gets +1 ability to be cool and also maybe be interested in nvm. nvm.

hitomi gets +3 to all healz.

kyosuke gets +5 to healz received.

dante gets +9 slappability.

vergil gets +6 not being mean to me.

yumi gets a new super form!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuma gets ×10000000 recovery speed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im running out of ideas >~<

oriko and kirika get +5 to accountability?????????

and uh


Could just try to give it guy his wife back. I'm sure he'd appreciate the attempt if nothing else at least.


it guy gets +1 wife??????????????????????
 
man this is hard!!!!!!!!!!! it's like my creative brain muscles have disappeared!!!!!!!!! where did they go?????? come back i miss u!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe i should look for that guy.......... or get someone to help..........

ill try to find ur home, phone!!!!!!! don't worry, defective sayaka is on da case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: DETECTIVE I MEANT DETECTIVE WHY AUTOCORRECT WHY??????????????????
 
Try to get the phone to Yumi, maybe? She's pretty responsible and in the know, she could help or take over if you're uncertain
 
He really misses his wife and would like her back very much so we've been trying to help. No success so far
 
Well the phone your holding supposedly has magical powers to rewrite reality- speaking of, real cool that no one abused it for evil. Good job everyone, high fives all around!
 
Well the phone your holding supposedly has magical powers to rewrite reality- speaking of, real cool that no one abused it for evil. Good job everyone, high fives all around!
That has to be the single most unbelievable thing that I have ever read. However, I am glad that no one has abused such a device, even if this is completely insane.

...That being said...

If this phone is truly so powerful, then perhaps...

Revive Ryoko Konishi.
 
Well, we're not sure that's what happened to it guy- we're just hoping it did. And hey, here's to hoping it will happen with Ryoko, too.
 
This is a headache wrapped in a migraine covered in an aneurysm. I would try to get this back to its owner, but thankfully, I'm needed elsewhere. Yumi's out at the moment...

...So that would only leave...

...I'm sure it'll be fine. I'll stop by the house and drop off the phone. I'm sure she can handle it.
 
I think detective guy lost his fucking mind. He looked me dead in the eyes, told me that there's a blog that can change reality, and then left me with a phone. You know what? Sure, I'll ROLL with it.

...Why did ROLL get caps locked?

Why does ROLL keep getting caps locked?

Well, it's a good excuse to get outta here for a while and get some air. It's fucking stuffy in here.

Might as well take Yuma, too. It's a nice enough day.
 
Just in case.
Well, just in case Kuzunoha hasn't lost his marbles, I guess I can put in some changes.

Kyoko is unbanned from every restaurant in the Mitakihara/Kazamino area. She also gets paid for reviewing the food at these restaurants, which she gets for free and can share with other people.

Madoka gets more ribbons in her hair every time I see her.

Kyubey gets flung into space and undoes everything he did.

Yumi can cut people like in Super Sentai and then they explode.

Demons can stop being demons and just be funky creatures.

Blueberry stops staring at me like she has been. It's weird.

Mami gets her brain fixed so we can tell her about how much of a dick Kyubey is.

The Chess Brigade stop creeping me out with the future seeing and shit.

...Yuma has some changes, too. I'll write em for her.

Yuma's mom goes to jail forever (probably already got a life sentence).

Griffon is nicer to people (fair imo).

The green guy(?) lets Yuma ride the big dog more (oh him).

Big Sis Kyoko figures out how Sayaka feels(???).

Kohaku can now pick Yuma up(she can already do that).

The blue boy finally warms up to everybody.

Nagisa won't abandon Yuma(not gonna happen anyway).

Bella and Sirin go back to ruling a kingdom.

Give Nightmare a voice(no).

Give Shadow a voice(negotiable).

Give Bella a voice(okay).

Everyone can sleep until noon(that's my girl).
 
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