If I made a Patreon, would you subscribe to it? (Not locking anything behind it like EX Chapters)

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I'm gonna be 100% honest with you guys and say that if/when you meet/recruit Michael, he's getting BUFFED. Michael, for those who don't know, is him. In the Bible's book of Revelations, he's the one who bitchslaps the devil back into Hell when he tries to reignite the war in Heaven. He is, without a doubt, the strongest Archangel, and I'm tired of SMT kinda dogging on him by making him a Lvl 70 unit.

Anyhow, that's still a while out. In more immediate matters, how have you guys liked the Build A Witch™ segment?
Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on Apr 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM, finished with 14 posts and 4 votes.

  • [X] Keep your distance and see if there's a path around them that isn't in the range of their explosion.
    -[X] Failing that
    --[X] Yurlungur Ice Breath
    --[X] Black Frost Mabufula
    --[X] If one survives undetonated, test Hamaon
    --[X] Devil Dog on lookout duty
 
1135: Bushnell Defusal. New
[X] "Can we not detonate all of them?"

Looking carefully, you don't manage to see any path past the mines without putting everyone at risk of... Well, the mines.

Devil Dog keeps an eye on your back, giving everybody cover in case a Familiar somehow got behind you. It doesn't really put you at ease, seeing as it's a Barrier, but it helps.

(BLACK FROST ATTACKS: MABUFULA: 13, 13)
(DMG ROLL: 4+1+23, 2+4+23)
(TOTAL: 42, 44)
(BUSHNELL END ROLL: 7+2, 5+2)

Both of the Familiars freeze over completely! One even drops out of the air and shatters harmlessly on the ground before fading away.

Yurlungur, who was about to use his own Ice spell, backs off when you step forward. You reach out your hand, and...!

(YUMI ATTACKS: HAMAON: 14+2)
(DMG ROLL: 8+1+70)
(TOTAL: ...?)

Predictably, it is instantly spirited away in a flash of light.

(WEAKNESS DISCOVERED: LIGHT!!)
(TOTAL: 119)

You let out a breath of relief, lowering your hand.

Anahita giggles, "My goodness! You're as talented as your mother!"

"Uh--!!" Caught off guard by the sudden praise, you freeze a little, "Thanks?"

Shoji looks up at his demon, "That just means we've got a pull out weight too!" He says, the glint of determination in his eye evolving into a spark, "Yumi, you okay with me 'n' Anahita taking care of the next group?"

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Anahita giggles, "My goodness! You're as talented as your mother!"

"Uh--!!" Caught off guard by the sudden praise, you freeze a little, "Thanks?"
🤔 Is she just trying to butter us up, or being genuine?

Shoji looks up at his demon, "That just means we've got a pull out weight too!" He says, the glint of determination in his eye evolving into a spark, "Yumi, you okay with me 'n' Anahita taking care of the next group?"
Anahita's got Ice and Light attacks, so they should be fine.
 
SMT 5 she has Hamaon
Last time I checked, we were using SMT:SJR, not SMT5.

It's also pretty easy to fuse her with Hama skills in Strange Journey Redux tbf.
Which doesn't help when this one was recruited, not fused.

[X] "Sure. Just, a word of warning: Don't use Dark magic on them. I don't know what exactly would happen if you do, but between how it seems to pollute Soul Gems and Light magic reverses Witchification, I suspect that Dark magic consists of — or outright is — the same stuff as Soul Gem corruption, so in the best case scenario they'll Resist it like Magical Girls Resist Light magic. Worst case…" You honestly don't know what the worst case could be, but you really don't want to find out

Personally, I expect that Witches and Familiars have some kind of Super Drain Dark that cannot be Pierced, with Familiars potentially growing into Witches if you hit them with enough of it or they're already close to that point, but this is purely speculation on my part.

Regardless, the warning is very important here, because Shoji's only other Demon (unless we missed something) is Baphomet, who only has Dark attacks.
 
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[X] "Sure. Just, a word of warning: Don't use Dark magic on them. I don't know what exactly would happen if you do, but between how it seems to pollute Soul Gems and Light magic reverses Witchification, I suspect that Dark magic consists of — or outright is — the same stuff as Soul Gem corruption, so in the best case scenario they'll Resist it like Magical Girls Resist Light magic. Worst case…" You honestly don't know what the worst case could be, but you really don't want to find out

good point, JAGwin.
 
Unearthing Light, Chapter 19. New
"...That's not Sailor Moon." You state the obvious fact, looking at the deranged woman jumping away after "saving" that window washer from crashing into the ground. You saw the False Moon use magic to snap the rope to the platform, then swoop in and save the day. Really, you don't know who this woman is trying to fool.

...The real Sailor Moon, most likely, but surely even she must realize that it's all a farce?

You take a deep breath, almost ready to set out on a little hunt for this imposter, before you spot someone in the crowd. At first, you thought it was Sailor Moon, with the blonde hair and odd handbag, but then you spot the red ribbon in her hair. As you keep your eyes on this considerably better imposter, you spot a cat pop out of her bag.

It's almost like Moon's own, Luna if you recall correctly, except it is as white as fresh fallen snow. You can't get a good look from up here, so you can't be too sure about the actual resemblance to Luna.

So, the plot thickens...

...You feel like a buffoon for even thinking that. Egh.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"That's not Sailor Moon." You tell Tuxedo Mask as he joins you on the roof of the warehouse.

"Are you sure?" Tuxedo Mask eyes you suspiciously.

"Reasonably, yes."

"I think I'll check for myself." It's quite obvious he doesn't trust you, "I want an answer as to why the Sailor Guardians gave up their Rainbow Crystal."

"If I had to guess, it would be because someone was threatened--?"

Tuxedo Mask, having none of this conversation, leaps up to rescue the False Moon. You don't stop him.

You already warned him, after all. It's out of your hands now, so whatever happens, you can say you told him so. For now, you just put your feet up, and...

...Wait, is that a different Dark General? Floating just above--!

"Oh, you idiots...!" You grumble to yourself as all four of the Sailor Guardians are trapped in what is essentially a giant glass bowl made of dark magic. Well, here comes the gloating about how they're going to be bait for...

...It's shrinking. Slowly but surely, the area allotted to them by this unknown general is being shrunk.

What's going to happen if...?

You thumb underneath the Yamato. This is a trap.

You ready yourself for a strike. They want the gem.

"...Scum..." You growl as you--

"There you are, thief!" Zoisite shouts out as he--

His magic strikes you square in the back, sending you tumbling off of the roof and onto the concrete below. You land on your feet, cursing silently as you feel your back sizzling from the dark lightning in his attack.

"You know what I want." Zoisite grins as he holds his hand out, "The Rainbow Crystal for their lives. A sound deal, no?"

"You have your own." You instantly shoot back like you did with your brother before the attack, "Why do you want mine as well?" Might as well buy some time.

"They're useless alone." He answers, much to your surprise (the fact that he answered, not that they need to be together), "When they are gathered, the Silver Crystal will reveal itself, and the Dark Kingdom shall know infinite power!"

"Infinite, you say?" Gears begin turning in your mind, "Now that's news to me."

"So you didn't even know why I wanted them so?" Zoisite's grimace turns even darker, "Your plebian brain just saw a shiny rock?!"

"I'm not the one pronouncing plebian wrong."

"You--!!" Zoisite stops, glancing over at the bubble, "...You're running out of time to decide. What do you covet more, that Rainbow Crystal, or your precious friends?"

You hazard a glance on the off chance he's being genuine.

Sailor Jupiter falls over. That's when it hits you.

There's no airflow. They will suffocate in there.

Zoisite approaches and says something unimportant.

You reply by striking him with the back of your fist. Something cracks in response, most likely a tooth.

You blink over the unknown general and bring down the Yamato.

There's a flash of light from an unseen source which strikes your target, causing him to teleport away.

Thankfully, the bubble also dissipates, freeing the Sailor Guardians.

You both thank and curse the unseen gunman. You would have cleaved him in two, but at least this way you're not covered in blood.

You look over to whoever fired the shot, hoping to find a competent marksman...

...But you see another Sailor Guardian.
 
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[X] "Sure. Just, a word of warning: Don't use Dark magic on them. I don't know what exactly would happen if you do, but between how it seems to pollute Soul Gems and Light magic reverses Witchification, I suspect that Dark magic consists of — or outright is — the same stuff as Soul Gem corruption, so in the best case scenario they'll Resist it like Magical Girls Resist Light magic. Worst case…" You honestly don't know what the worst case could be, but you really don't want to find out
 
Amy, happy to have a friend: Nya!

Neko Shogun, extremely confused: Did you summon me here, little one?
Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on Apr 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM, finished with 10 posts and 4 votes.

  • [X] "Sure. Just, a word of warning: Don't use Dark magic on them. I don't know what exactly would happen if you do, but between how it seems to pollute Soul Gems and Light magic reverses Witchification, I suspect that Dark magic consists of — or outright is — the same stuff as Soul Gem corruption, so in the best case scenario they'll Resist it like Magical Girls Resist Light magic. Worst case…" You honestly don't know what the worst case could be, but you really don't want to find out
    [X] "Sure! Just don't blow us up and you're golden."
 
1136: Late Night, Two Nights. New
[X] "Sure, go minesweep."

"Oh, go on ahead!" You nod, "Just a word of warning, though! Don't use Dark magic on them!"

"Okay, why's that?" Shoji asks, suddenly becoming more cautious about this endeavor.

"Because..." You look around the room, "...I'm not entirely sure what that would do. Like, I know what it does, but only to a Magical Girl."

"Share with the class?" Gouto sits on his haunches, staring up at you.

"Well, Magical Girls are generally vulnerable to Dark magic, to the point it pollutes their Soul Gems. Light magic, on the other hand, reverses Witchification. So, according to that," Seriously, you could probably teach a college course on demonology and Witch-ology, "And the fact that Magical Girls already resist damage from Light magic, I can assume a few things. Best case scenario, Witches resist Dark. Worst case... Uh..." You leave it open to interpretation. You're not entirely sure what worst case is, but you don't really care to find out.

"...We make the Witch even stronger." Shoji finishes for you, "Understood. Guess it's just me and you, Anahita."

"I will be more than enough for these cretins." Anahita gently places her hand on her summoner's shoulder, "Failing that, you stand shoulder to shoulder with Yumi."

"Yeah, we can jump in if you get overwhelmed!" You point a thumb to your chest, "So just do what you can!"

"Right." Shoji nods, "C'mon, we're taking charge." As he walks to the front of your group, Anahita follows him.

You sigh, happy to let Shoji have his time in the sun. While you're a little nervous that he's still kind of a rookie, you have faith in him. Shoji has always been a quick learner.

Shoji silently stops you, pointing towards three of the Familiars just ahead. "You're up, Anahita." He says, letting her step forward.

(ANAHITA ATTACKS: GLACIAL BLAST: 20, 15, 14)

One burst of icy water is enough to freeze and shatter each of the Familiars. Anahita huffs, catching her breath.

"How many more of those do you have in you?" Shoji asks.

"Just one more, I'm afraid." Anahita seems tired...

Shoji scowls as his gaze falls to the ground, "Alright. No use pushing you past what you can do."

"What's with Ana-Hee-Ta, ho?" Black Frost asks as he joins Shoji and his demon in the lead.

"Oh, I couldn't heal her when I recruited her, not to mention that we went out last night to go fight some low-level demons."

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[X] "But that was, what, twenty-something hours ago, wasn't it? I've never noticed my Demons being low on casting power after a good night's sleep even if they'd spent themselves the previous day, so why hasn't Anahita recovered yet?"

Now that I've actually thought about it, this does seem weird to me. Ending the day has always (as far as I can tell) restored our Party's HP and MP to max, so why would Anahita still be low on MP the next evening?
 
[X] "But that was, what, twenty-something hours ago, wasn't it? I've never noticed my Demons being low on casting power after a good night's sleep even if they'd spent themselves the previous day, so why hasn't Anahita recovered yet?"
 
[X] "But that was, what, twenty-something hours ago, wasn't it? I've never noticed my Demons being low on casting power after a good night's sleep even if they'd spent themselves the previous day, so why hasn't Anahita recovered yet?"
 
[X] "But that was, what, twenty-something hours ago, wasn't it? I've never noticed my Demons being low on casting power after a good night's sleep even if they'd spent themselves the previous day, so why hasn't Anahita recovered yet?"
 
DND got cancelled again.
Scheduled vote count started by TremendousMilk3 on Apr 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM, finished with 10 posts and 4 votes.

  • [X] "But that was, what, twenty-something hours ago, wasn't it? I've never noticed my Demons being low on casting power after a good night's sleep even if they'd spent themselves the previous day, so why hasn't Anahita recovered yet?"
 
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