A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)
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I like both the Battle of the Burns and Sticky Situation plans, and not sure which one to pick as they each have stuff I want that the other doesn't have. Specifically, the Bond with Lena Abe Personal, the Lemon Farm National, and The Hang out with the Greens Mona Personal.
Hi, Everybody! (Non canon unfortunately)
Hi, Everybody!
Leaving hundreds of guitar picks irrevocably destroyed.
In lighter news, we at Channel Six have discovered a tale of endurance, courage and the indomitable human will to live. Here's Kent Brockman, (which is me) with the story.
"Camera cuts to a hospital door that swings open"
Brains, Braaains!
(group cheering) Hi, Dr Nick!
Beloved Doctor Nick Rivera was just an ordinary man struggling to survive under the dome that covered our small town, until it all came crashing down. Literally.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YnPPXi1Zm0
We all thought it was the end for Dr Nick until what psuedoscientists the world over are calling a medical miracle occurred. Yes, you see through a one in a billion chance the neurons in his brain put him in a state of suspended hibernation moments before he expired. Keeping him alive only to wake up in his own tomb. Not to be discouraged by several feet of wood and dirt Dr Nick dug his way out with his bare hands.
"Dr Nick begins chewing on a chair."
Fellow Doctor, Springfield's own Julius Hibbert had this to say. On the return of his longtime colleague.
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When Nick returned to us I was bubious at best. His sanitation had taken a turn for the worst and he kept trying to bite my head. But a little time and some hehe disciplinary measures" Feed cuts to a nurse spraying Dr Nick with a squirt bottle." And he's been better than ever! The old Dr Nick didn't know a scalpel from a stethoscope but now he's... well vaguely competent. And I swear his accent's gotten less thick. I used to not know a word he was saying. HAHEHEHE!___
But Don't just take his word for it, hear it from the man himself in our exclusive interview.___
Dr Nick: Brains, Braaains!
Kent Brockman: Yes yes Hello Dr Nick.
So Dr Nick tell us. How does it feel to be left for dead, but claw your way back to civilization?
Dr Nick: Brains brains brians, BRAINS braaains. BRains brains braiins. Brains braIns brains brainS brains. Brain's brains brAins brains BRAINS.
Kent Brockman: I see, And how have people treated you now that your back?
Dr Nick: Brains brians brians braaains brains brains. BRAINS brains braIIINS Brains, brains brain's brains. BRRRains brRrains, "Brain's brains brains brains. Brains bRaiNNNS brainSS brainsss bbrraaiinnss. Brains.
Kent Brockman: Hehe, yes it does feel like that sometimes doesn't it. Do you have anything you'd like to say to our viewers?
Dr Nick: Brains, brains, brains BRains brainns brains brain's bRains? Brains braaains brains brains brainss braains.BrRRains braains braaains brains, brains braains brains brrains brain's brains brains brbrrains brains brains
Brains brains brains?
B r a i n s!!! bra-ins brains bRAINS brains brains brrains brains braains brains brains.
Brains braiiiins brains brains brains brAins brains braaains brains. Brains braiIIIns brainssssssssss brains brains brrains? BRAINS! BRainns bBrains brains brains brains "braaaaaains bBRains brrrains brain's brains brains brains" braains!
Kent Brockman: Sniff, beautiful.
I'm sorry that's all the time we have. This has been Kent Brockman with Channel Six News.
"Blows into a tissue"
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I just thought this'd be funny.
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[X] Plan: An Sticky Situation, with an Slippery Solution
Vote closed!
And votes closed.
Well now we need to decide which of the actions gets to roll with a Boost from the reward for solving the cipher.
After deliverating I agree to use the bonus to the Create a Magic deparment action to get a 2nd occult action.
We Will probably need it for anything zombie related coming turn.
Well now we need to decide which of the actions gets to roll with a Boost from the reward for solving the cipher.
After deliverating I agree to use the bonus to the Create a Magic deparment action to get a 2nd occult action.
We Will probably need it for anything zombie related coming turn.
I would like to use my plus 10 to talking Homer please
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Omake bonus heads up.
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Now that Voting is over, the period to cash in your omake rewards begins!!!
Everyone that has omake rewards and wants to use them, PLEASE REPLY TO THIS COMMENT SPECIFYING WHAT BONUS YOU WANT TO USE AND ON WHAT ACTION.
We will notify you guys when the period to use your rewards is about to close.
For the questers that participated in the cipher and obtained the reroll, once you all have agreed on what action to use it, please reply all of you to this post specifying on what action to use it for.
Hope everyone has a good day!
Everyone that has omake rewards and wants to use them, PLEASE REPLY TO THIS COMMENT SPECIFYING WHAT BONUS YOU WANT TO USE AND ON WHAT ACTION.
We will notify you guys when the period to use your rewards is about to close.
For the questers that participated in the cipher and obtained the reroll, once you all have agreed on what action to use it, please reply all of you to this post specifying on what action to use it for.
Hope everyone has a good day!
For this turn I would like to use My +10 to Flanders personal action.
My +10 to sabotage Burns base and finally My +10 to attack Burns base.
Me, and glee are also for using it on Create a Magic deparment (glee said so on discord), i am not sure about everyone else though
For an brief reminder on who is on the list of people.
TheNotoriousSMP: Create a Magic deparment
Aron593: Create a Magic deparment
TheGleeman: Create a Magic deparment
Unoriginal: Create a Magic deparment
Tazamz:Create a Magic deparment
wabbitking: Create a Magic deparment
Edit: We hath obtained total agreement,
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Well, in most media either destroying the brain or removing the head tends to be a good way in neutralizing zombies - if that doesn´t help, it might be time to *get ze Flammenwerfer*
I´d be in favor of putting on the Occult Slot Unlock - we need that, you know?
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I would like to use both of my plus ten rewards for buying itchy and scratchy to make it a plus twenty.
Also I'll give Lena a boost in making magic department with a plus ten to occult action please.
I suppose I'm on board with putting my vote towards creating a magic department. I do agree that unlocking that action is important for multiple reasons.
For this I'd like to put my +10 to an occult national (from Something Rotten In The State Of New York) on Researching Necromancy and use my +10 to Attacking Burns' Base (from the Hellfish Negaverse 3). That should be everything from me, but I'll let you know if I decide to add anything else.
Also, here's my best guess on the math for the chosen actions and what we need to succeed, including any omake bonuses that have been added so far. Admittedly there's a little guesswork on my part (Grandpa to Springfield activating on attacking the base is admittedly a guess on my part, but I feel like it makes sense given we're acting to protect our family from the Burns 6 and their plots, and the Springfield PD will likely get involved since Bob and Grimes alone are wanted criminals from even before they joined. To say nothing of what crimes Burns has committed since the start of the quest)
- Martial: Attack Burns' Base: 25 (Abe Martial)+21 (Wilhelm Martial)+2 (Loyalty)+10 (Hillbilly Militia)+10 (Grandpa To Springfield)+10 (Springfield Police)+10 (You Watch My Back)+10 (Burns Negaverse 3)=Roll+98 vs DC 100
- Crit Fail on a 1, Regular Success on a 2-99, Crit Success on a 100
- Martial: Block Off Access To The Cemetery: 25 (Abe Martial)+24 (Hunter Martial)+2 (Loyalty)=Roll+51 vs DC 40
- Crit Fail on a 1, Regular Success on a 2-28, Crit Success on a 29+
- Diplomacy: Reach Out To The Confidential: 13 (Abe Diplomacy)+16 (Fat Tony Diplomacy)+1 (Loyalty)+/-4 (WAGFAR)=Roll+34/26 vs DC 60
- If WAGFAR Is Positive: Crit Fail on a 1, Regular Fail on a 2-15, Bare Fail on a 16-25, Regular Success on a 26-85, Crit Success on an 86+
- IF WAGFAR Is Negative: Crit Fail on a 1-3, Regular Fail on a 3-23, Bare Fail on a 24-33, Regular Success on a 34-93, Crit Success on a 94+
- Diplomacy: Reaching Out To The Mysterious Senator: 13 (Abe Diplomacy)+26 (Flanders Diplomacy)+2 (Loyalty)+/-5 (Hidely Ho)=Roll+46/36 vs DC 50
- If HH is Positive: Crit Fail on a 1, Bare Fail on a 2-3, Regular Success on a 4-53, Crit Success on a 54+
- If HH is Negative: Crit Fail on a 1, Regular Fail on a 2-3, Bare Fail on a 4-13, Regular Success on a 14-63, Crit Success on a 64+
- Stewardship: Buy The Krusty The Clown Show: 8 (Abe Stewardship)+24 (Moe Stewardship)+2 (Loyalty)=Roll+34 vs DC 30
- Crit Fail on a 1, Regular Success on a 2-25, Crit Success on a 26+
- Stewardship: Collab: Create More Content For Doof TV (Krusty The Clown Show): ? (Doof Stewardship)+? (Doof Hero Stewardship)+25 (Apu Stewardship)=Roll+? vs DC 90
- Depends on Doof/Hero Stewardship
- Stewardship: Buy The Itchy And Scratchy Show: 8 (Abe Stewardship)+7 (Jasper Stewardship)+1 (Loyalty)+10 (A Sad Clown)+10 (My Kinda Show)=Roll+36 vs DC 20
- Crit Fail on a 1, Regular Success on a 2-3, Crit Success on a 4+
- An Ear To The Underground: 18 (Abe Intrigue)+30 (Finale Intrigue)+3 (Loyalty)=Roll+51 vs DC 40/70
- DC 40: Crit Fail on a 1, Regular Success on a 2-18
- DC 70: Regular Success on a 19-88, Crit Success on an 89+
- Intrigue: Sabotage Burns' Base: 18 (Abe Intrigue)+29 (Mona Intrigue)+2 (Loyalty)+5 (Visit Old House)+10 (This Is Personal)+10 (A Very Burns Day)=Roll+74 vs DC 80
- Crit Fail on a 1, Bare Fail on an 2-5, Regular Success on a 6-99, Crit Success on a 100
- Learning: Upgrade Your Power Reactor: 10 (Abe Learning)+35 (Frink Learning)+3 (Loyalty)+20 (Brilliant)+5 (Advanced Computers)+5 (Lenny & Carl)=Roll+78 vs DC 70
- Crit Fail on a 1-11, Regular Success on a 12-61, Crit Success on a 62+
- Occult: Research Necromancy: 0 (Abe Occult)+34 (Crumbs Occult)+10 (Grand Old Wizard)+3 (Loyalty)+10 (Something Rotten)+10 (A Duck & A Wizard)=Roll+67 vs DC 80
- Crit Fail on a 1, Regular Fail on a 2, Bare Fail on a 3-12, Regular Success on a 13-99, Crit Success on a 100
- Occult: Create A Magic Department: 0 (Abe Occult)+22 (Lena Occult)+2 (Loyalty)+10 (Bird In A Lamp)=Roll+34 vs DC 100
- Crit Fail on a 1-15, Regular Fail on a 16-55, Bare Fail on a 56-65, Regular Success on a 66-99, Crit Success on a 100
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...yeeeaaah, we might wanna pump some bonuses into the Slot Unlock...
We do (seem likely) to have advantage on the roll, assuming we agree on that, but we probably should bump those numbers up if possible.
If the decoding group continue to be unanimous on putting our reward on it then we roll twice and take the best result. If nothing else while we can't guarantee a success that would be enough to reduce the odds of a really bad failure.
Also, that's actually still better odds of success than we had on the Diplomacy and Intrigue slot unlocks lol
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Yep - and maybe ulock Abe´s Occult score *just in case* the "Head Librarian" post doesn´t come with the same "Stats substitution mechanic" as the other ones we unlocked do
4/6 of us have decided on it, so it seems likely, it would make an crit fail very unlikely...
Odds are it does have an subsitution, as an result the chance of whoever gets the job ever doing an personal or national is rapidly decreasing.
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Nods
But even so, Abe having his own Occult score would be nice to have in case we *can´t* rely on substitution, you know?
It doesn´t hurt us and could help us, so why not at least try it?
I entirely agree, its why i did not mention it... thought it was an given