O, Child of Liberty! – An American Revolution Quest

Duke William of · Sep 19, 2024

All Instances of Confused Jackie Chan & Facepalming Picard

Total Confused Jackie Chan Tally: XXI

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 6+25+5+10-15 = 31 (The heck? )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 2+20+10-15-10 = Nat!Fail! 7 (Why do I even bother... )

Duke William of said:
1D3+3 = 3+3 => 6! ( )

Duke William of said:
Bro, at this point, the dice just have a mind of their own. And no one can convince me otherwise.

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 1+20+10-15 => Nat!Fail! 16 ( I... Buh... Whu... )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 97+20+10-10-15 => Nat!Crit! 87 ( What is going on?!)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 1+15+15-20 => Nat!Fail! 11 ( THREE NAT ONES?!?!?!)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 6+20 => 26 ( How?! Why?!)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 21-15-10-5+10+5 => 6 ( If you had gotten a Crit Fail here, I swear again–)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 95+10+10-10 => Nat!Crit! 105 ( This was not part of the plan!! How the heck–)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 100+20+15+10-10 => Nat!Crit! 135 ( Dilliam Wuke's having a stronk... call a Dukulance... )

Duke William of said:
87+15+15+30-20-10 =Art!Crit! 117 ( Da heck?!)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 85+15+30-10 => Art!Crit! 120 ( What is this rollercoaster nonsense?!)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 19+10+10+5 => 44 (Whu–?! )

Duke William of said:
3D2000 = 1996+1984+855 => 4835 ( Really?!)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat!100+20+10+5+5+5 => Nat!Crit! 145 ( Not again... Not again!! )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 87+10 => Art!Crit! 97 ( No no no no no no... Wait wait wait wait... WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 1+10-10 => Nat!Fail! 1 ( The hell?!)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 5+10-10-5 => Nat!Fail! 0 ( Not again, not again!! )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 98+10+5 => Nat!Crit! 113 (Oh, for– )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 91-5+5 => Art!Crit! 96 ( Why are my dice like this?)

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Total Facepalming Picard Tally: XIX

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 2+20+10-15-10 = Nat Crit! 7 ( ...of course.)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 96+25+15+10+5 = Nat!Crit! 151 ( Oh, screw off.)

Duke William of said:
...

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 1+20-15-10 => Neg!Fail! -4 ( Of course...)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 1+20+10-15 => Nat!Fail! 16 ( I... Buh... Whu... )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 11+15+15-20 => 21 ( Can anything be normal in my quest?)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 85+15+10-15 => Art!Crit! 95 ( I'm done... I've had enough of this.)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 99+10+5 => Nat! Crit! 114 ( Of course, why wouldn't this happen?)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 94+15+10+5 => Art!Crit! 129 ( If you had gotten a Nat Crit, I swear...)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 100+20+15+10-10 => Nat!Crit! 135 ( Dilliam Wuke's having a stronk... call a Dukulance... )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 27-5-15-15-30+20+25 => 7 ( Well, at least it's not a crit fail...)

Duke William of said:
...Why do I do this to myself?

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 93+10+5 => Art!Crit! 108 ( Of course...)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 89+10 => Art!Crit! 99 (Of course... )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat!100+20+10+5+5+5 => Nat!Crit! 145 ( Not again... Not again!! )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat!100+20 => (Autopass!) Nat!Crit! 120 ( If you'll all excuse me for one sec...)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 5+10-10-5 => Nat!Fail! 0 ( Not again, not again!! )

Duke William of said:
1D100 = 19-10-10+10 = 9 ( Of course, what else would I expect?)

Duke William of said:
1D100 = Nat! 95-10-5+10 => Nat!Crit! 90 ( Bipolar dice much?)

@Randomnerd, thank you for the idea.

RealOtto · Sep 13, 2024

Duke William of said:
(To be continued in: Boarding Action)

I wonder..

Bruhmoment · Sep 13, 2024

[X] Plan Helm's Deep

Magoose · Sep 13, 2024

RealOtto said:
I wonder..

I think the army of observation has stolen a navy ship….

And that is going to need details….

Copious details

Duke William of · Sep 13, 2024

Magoose said:
I think the army of observation has stolen a navy ship….

And that is going to need details….

Copious details

I won't say too much, but let's just say that routine and predictability are big blunders to make when in the military.

Magoose · Sep 13, 2024

Duke William of said:
I won't say too much, but let's just say that routine and predictability are big blunders to make when in the military.

… did somebody really decide to fuck up! Because that means somebody fucked up, and we are going to reap the rewards of it!

Zaravan · Sep 14, 2024

[X]Plan: Another Battle Like This:

The only reason we had to retreat OTL from Breed's Hill was because we were literally reduced to throwing rocks at the British. If we can make sure we have extra ammo, we can cause even more lopsided casualties, and possibly even force them to retreat all together, and that will be an immense blow to the British not only for their forces here, but it would see other Nations eager to give Perfidious Albion a kick in the ass be much more willing to give us support sooner than in OTL.

Captain $ilver · Sep 14, 2024

[X] Plan Helm's Deep

Duke William of · Sep 14, 2024

I'll call the vote at 9 PM EST, so get your votes in now, everyone!

Simon. Andersen · Sep 14, 2024

[X]Plan: Another Battle Like This:

Magoose · Sep 14, 2024

I implore you who are wishing to not check the ammo supplies to reconsider and vote for my plan.

The battle at breeds and bunker hill could have turned even more disasterous for the regular forces if the forces at the hills had more ammunition to use.

OldGlory76 · Sep 14, 2024

[X]Plan: Another Battle Like This:

midnight77 · Sep 14, 2024

[X]Plan: Another Battle Like This:

EyeOfSauron · Sep 14, 2024

Magoose said:
I implore you who are wishing to not check the ammo supplies to reconsider and vote for my plan.

The battle at breeds and bunker hill could have turned even more disasterous for the regular forces if the forces at the hills had more ammunition to use.

To add onto this, our stats would be better suited for it as well. We have better Stewardship than Martial, and logistical issues would certainly use our Stewardship stat. Looking over the battle plan would use our Martial stat.

Duke William of · Sep 14, 2024

EyeOfSauron said:
To add onto this, our stats would be better suited for it as well. We have better Stewardship than Martial, and logistical issues would certainly use our Stewardship stat. Looking over the battle plan would use our Martial stat.

Unfortunately, you do not get a bonus from your Stewardship Stat just yet; you will get bonuses towards the Battle, just not from your stats at this moment. That's only when a Stat passes 25, and your Stewardship is at 22.

SilentStorms · Sep 14, 2024

[X]Plan: Another Battle Like This:

EyeOfSauron · Sep 14, 2024

Anybody willing to change their vote, we just need one more to win?

Dino_Hero · Sep 14, 2024

[X]Plan: Another Battle Like This:

Duke William of · Sep 14, 2024

Adhoc vote count started by Duke William of on Sep 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM, finished with 42 posts and 22 votes.

11 people have voted
[X] Plan Helm's Deep
-[X] Yes, it will allow us to cover more ground and keep the Redcoats from advancing too much inland. (Great risk of Recoats cutting off Breed's Hill from Bunker Hill, but buys time for Bunker Hill to prepare.)
-[X] Bunker Hill (Only if you pick the first or second options for the first question.)
-[X] Help Captain Prescott finish the battle plan and the layout of the fortifications.
11 people have voted
[X]Plan: Another Battle Like This:
-[X] Yes, it will allow us to cover more ground and keep the Redcoats from advancing too much inland. (Great risk of Recoats cutting off Breed's Hill from Bunker Hill, but buys time for Bunker Hill to prepare.)
-[X] Breed's Hill (Only if you pick the first or third options for the first question.)
-[X] Check over the weapons and supplies to make sure there is nothing faulty or missing.
- Magoose
- EyeOfSauron
- Mishar
- Speed53066
- wabbitking
- Zaravan
- Simon. Andersen
- OldGlory76
- midnight77
- SilentStorms
- Dino_Hero

Voting's done. I'll get the rolls done soon.

Joshsteel35#013 · Sep 14, 2024

Well looks like both plans are tied, @Duke William of are you going to do a coin toss or something when there is a tie like this?

Duke William of · Sep 14, 2024

Joshsteel35#013 said:
Well looks like both plans are tied, @Duke William of are you going to do a coin toss or something when there is a tie like this?

Y'know what... Yeah, I'll do a roll. One means Helm's Deep wins, two means Aonther Battle Like this is the victor.

Edit: Helm's Deep it is.

Duke William of · Sep 14, 2024

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

EyeOfSauron · Sep 14, 2024

Duke William of said:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

Welp, that doesn't sound good.

Magoose · Sep 14, 2024

Dr. Warren is he safe?

Did we do some bullshit or did we all get killed

Duke William of · Sep 14, 2024

Well... That just happened. It appears both sides of the Magoose Dice phenomenon wanted to take turns. Jonathan Halbert might not get his glory today.

Mishar · Sep 14, 2024

Ah pants, looks like the British get Magoose dice today.

O, Child of Liberty! – An American Revolution Quest

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