- Location
- Poland
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Plan: Ships and Prayers
Well. That's certainly one way to get Orkz to mono-focus on you."DA HUMIES SAY YOU'ZE A COWARD, 'N DEY WANNA SCRAP WIV 'YA!" The same Ork continued to yell, with the tiny exception that the entire bridge got dead silent when said Ork spoke the word "Coward" with any connotations toward the Capt'n.
"Wot? WOT?! WOT!!!" Said Ork Capt'n yelled, face contorting into a rictus of Orkish rage and utter fury, his hand already unholstering his favorite dakka-blasta, firing it with mind-rending fury at the Ork that had just reported this vile insult against his person. "FULL SPEED, YA GITZ! READY DE GUNZ AND DA KUSTOM BELCHERZ! AND YOU IZ GONNA TELL DE WURFLESS LOOKITZ TO FIND DA HUMIES, NOW!"
I gotta say, for something as stupid as loading building-sized cannon rounds manually, you manage to portray it in a way that could plausibly make sense.Alrita glanced at the time taken to load and fire this shot, and a halfway praising grunt passed through his Laud Hailer. "LOAD THE CANNON," he shouted and added with some measure of pride: "Fifteen Seconds, keep it up, and you may just get that extra half-ration!" There was a great cheer, and the gangs renewed their efforts to attain that much-desired-after reward.
And then there was a piercing sound that she could never accurately describe, the Lance sucking in every drop of energy it could, holding onto it for two seconds like someone trying to hold back an orgasm until the dam broke anyway, and the load was released.
With that, I think this was a win overall for us. Casualties were minimal and the Orkz didn't land so we don't have to deal with them.Thankfully, no Orks had managed to land on the station, and their mining ships were busy throwing the Ork ship remains into the sun to prevent infection from that vector. Apparently, these Xenos could survive a hard vacuum. Troubling.
I think we should spend an action safety review. Maybe set up a Department of Safety to set up regulations so everyone has safety gear and and guardrails along cat walks and what not.EARS! EARS! EARS!" Loading Master Alrita roared, covering his own as every person within the chamber did the same, the hammer rearing back...and striking.
I think we should spend an action safety review. Maybe set up a Department of Safety to set up regulations so everyone has safety gear and and guardrails along cat walks and what not.
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TBH I thought that session was the Imperial ships not ours.I think we should spend an action safety review. Maybe set up a Department of Safety to set up regulations so everyone has safety gear and and guardrails along cat walks and what not.
Yep, the only ships with Macrocannons was the Droma III SDF frigates. All our ships have is either lascannons or missile launchers.
Okay....a few mins of google searching later, and this is what I got for a name for our safety department/OSHA
Workers
Union
Safety
Services
Or....
WUSS
Sometime my genius scares even me.
May I add