How Ba-a-a-ad Can I Be? (A Paw Patrol SUPERVILLAIN Quest (Yes, Really))

Ever since you were a child, crammed in your room reading the weekly comics, you had always dreamed of becoming not a paragon of virtue, but a SUPERVILLAIN!!! (CRACKATHOOM!!)

Why? You don't really know, but those fine details don't really matter in the long run, so you can ignore those for now. What does matter, though, is how you're going to become that supervillain, the one to topple all the other ne'er-do-wells! NYAHAHA-*ACK*ACK*

Ahem... Back to the question, it actually is an important one to anwser. After all, presentation and power are key to being a supervillain. Evil schemes, kidnapping, causing mayhem, sticking heroes in elaborate-but-inconvenient traps that they can easily escape from, it's all necessary.

Now, let's see that checklist of yours and make sure you didn't miss any of the important bits.

What is your power?
(You'll be able to gain more powers and expand upon previous powers later on, but rarely. Also, yes, I am basing these powers on Minecraft mobs. Plz don't judge. )

[] Blaze: You can shoot fire and lave out of your hands, and you have a masterful grasp of controlling fire, lava, and anything that is related to flames. You do have a major weakness to water, though, so it's best to stay away from anywhere too wet.

[] Glow: You are able to cast light which can confused and blind your foes, as well as a special light which allows you to bend your opponents' wills to your own. Using your power, however, tends to sap some of your stamina and strength, so it's best to use it sparingly. (Can only control two opponents at the same time at the start.)

[] Vexes and Allays: You are able to summon fae-like minions to do your bidding, of which there are two kinds. Vexes which attack(more like annoy, actually) and keep your foes busy, and Allays that help you carry and steal stuff. (Can summon up to five of both types of minions maximum at the start.)

What is your Supervillain Name?

[] Mastermind

[] Tyrant

[] Mad Lad

[] Write-In

Are you a boy or a girl, how old are you, what is your actual name, and what do you look like?
(Jeez, that's a lot of words.)

[] Boy

[] Girl

[] Write-In

[] Write-In

[] Insert Picture

Finally, where do you begin your supervillain shenanigans?

[] Barkingburg: Located off the coast of England, the most regal and beautiful of all City-States is a must-visit for any self-proclaimed world traveller with its romantic scenery, Big Benji, and of course, the Royal Castle. With the lack of the Paw Patrol being nearby, it'll be the perfect place for a supervillain to make their name here! Although, fame is a double-edged sword, and due to the advanced security measures in most Barkingburg buildings, it is harder to rob stores and stuff.

[] Adventure Bay: The home of the Paw Patrol Lookout, this beautiful town has so many amazing landmarks and sights to see. And, by extension, many beautiful places to steal from and cause havoc in! It's such a shame that the Paw Patrol are mainly located here, though, it makes crimes so much harder to commit without getting the authorities on you butt.

There we go! All done. Now... time to plan for your inevitable ascendance to unlimited power!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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Hey, guys! I've come up with a new quest and I don't know what the heck I'm doing!

This quest will follow the spirit of Paw Patrol as a kid's show, so there will be no swearing, graphic violence, and etc. This is not an excuse for poor writing, though.

Also, I have some special mechanics for y'all.

Notoriety: This is basically how widely-known your villain persona is, and more of it allows you to perform more Villainous Actions, which would include things like pickpocketing, robbing cars, etc.

Fame: This is how popular your character is in the context of how popular he would be if he was a character in the actual show. Basically, it's a scale from Jar Jar Binks to David Xanatos. Fame gives bonuses for dice rolls, since people are more likely to root for your character to succeed.

Wish me luck, guys. I'll need it.

Civilian Name: Johanna Kairi
Date of Birth/Age: October 11, 1999/15 Yrs. Old
Residence: Adventure Bay, California
Savings: $261,011
Expenses: $3,000 per Turn

Notoriety: 2,540

While it's been some time since you first showed yourself in Adventure Bay, you and your debut still cast a shadow over Adventure Bay.

And now, after your puppetification scheme, word is beginning to spread yet again. People are once again anxious and terrified to think what you will do next, and the government is beginning to get antsy about your antics.

Rewards:

+2 Villainous Actions

+10 to Actions when interacting with other villains in a positive or negative manner.

Villain Persona Popularity: 4,105

Hoo, boy... There's not much else to say other than that you are a star right now.

You've quickly risen to the top of Paw Patrol's favorite characters, with your magically charming personality, well-executed and creative schemes, and your impact on the show as a whole.

And the shippers... let's stay out of that radioactive wasteland, alright?

Lots of children also now have a type, so yeah.

People outside the Paw Patrol fandom are beginning to notice you as well, especially due to your Come A Little Bit Closer fight scene. People who don't even like Paw Patrol can appreciate your merits, with some critics praising how well-written your character is.

There are some people out there, though, that don't really like you. They consider you a corrupting influence on children, as well as being too intense a villain for a children's show.

Rewards:

+2 Personal Actions

+10 to Actions when interacting with other villains in a positive or negative manmer.

+1 Reroll for any Critically Failed roll during a Supervillain Scheme.

Civilian Persona Popularity: 1,375

You're quickly rising the ranks of favorite Paw Patrol sidecharacters due to your extremely wholesome interactions with Ryder and the Paw Patrol, as well as the implied possible romance between you and Ryder.

People are beginning to suspect, though, that you're hiding something.

Rewards:

+7.5 to all Social Actions.

Narrative Points Bank:

SillyLittleCoffe: 1
Nightmaster: 1

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Villain Relationships

Iskander:

He's getting closer to you, although he can still a bit distant at times. Still, he's pretty much adopted you and will do everything to protect and guide you like he did Alexander the Great.

Presto the Great:

You're his bestest buddy ever, and he's glad to be your partner! You're just so eager to hand power over to him, it's hilarious to watch!

Allays and Vexes:

You're family to them, and they love you so very much. They will do anything that you reasonably ask them to do.

Mayor Vernon Humdinger:

He views you as a so-far reliable ally-in-crime, though he still holds a healthy fear of you due to the fact that you have Iskander as a familiar.

Brian "Butch" Park and Ruben Lenfield:

Though initially intimidated by your glorious self, they'd quickly warmed up to you as their other boss. In fact, you're actually one of the best bosses they've had so far.

Firestarter:

Prometheus is best friends with Iskander, so that probably means you're a great gal yourself.

Civilian Relationships

Yumi Pearson:

She views you as a very talented and dedicated student, although she does tease you about your tendency to call her an "evil monster" at times.

Albert "Al" Pearson:

He sees you as a funny and feisty, but shy, kid. Since Yumi's fond of you, he's also fond of you, albeit less so than Yumi.

Leonard Porter:

He views you as a dependable employee.

Katie Marston:

Though she thinks you're an okay friend of Ryder, she's also pretty jealous of the attention he's giving you.

might be a little dark for how kids shows are normally written but honestly the best kid shows are the ones that don't baby the kids too much and include some stuff in the show both to challenge the kids a bit and to give the parents something to enjoy.

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Alexandra Astra didn't always want to be a supervillain; that was her older (only by 3 minutes!) twin sister's Siren's dream, whenever they played heroes and villains with their little brother Sam. Siren would always be villain, Sam would be the hero and Alexandra was always the damsel in distress or Siren's henchwoman. Their parents doted on the three of them even when their father, Steven Astra, was busy with his campaigning to replace Mayor Goodfellow during election years. But like all things this didn't last forever.

One day after losing his latest bid to become Mayor Steven and his wife Mary learned that the gazebo where Steven had proposed to Mary was to be demolished and replaced with a statue of Chickaletta. Naturally he picked up his campaign tools, redid them for protesting against the removal of such a treasured location and set out with his wife, elder daughter and son to stop the travesty while Alexandra stayed home with the chicken pox to be looked after by the family butler. They never made it to the park. Along the way a truck from Foggy Bottom ran a red light and hit the family's car in a T-bone collision. Her parents and Sam didn't suffer but Siren was never found in the aftermath of the crash.

Mayor Goodfellow was horrified upon learning why the family was out driving that day and not only canceled the plans to demolish the Gazebo but restored it to an even grander state in honor of the Astra family but the damage was done. Still sick from the chicken pox Alexandra watched funeral from the parlor window and wept as the caskets were lowered one by one ending in Siren's empty coffin. Out of Love for her Twin Alexandra pledged to take her sister's dream as her own and become the greatest Supervilllian the city would ever see. This was five years ago...

These days Alexandra Astra is a honor student at Adventure Bay Academy, a private school serving the elite of Adventure bay and the surrounding towns, and captains the school fencing team. She is renowned among the student body for her friendly nature, how she wears her heart on her sleeve and a willingness to help anyone who asks. But this is just the face she shows to the world.

When she is away from the public eye she lets her hair free of her ever present braids and dons the contact lenses made to perfectly match her sister's golden eyes. Then she dawns the costume based on the one her sister sketched out all those years ago to become the Dread villainess Siren. She's still not sure how anyone has failed to put together who she is, she even stopped bothering with a mask and they still don't catch on!



Two parter episode plot idea: Ryder and the paw patrol see Alexandra on an errand for a teacher at her school and follow her thinking that Siren is in disguise for an evil scheme. They spend the day trying to figure out who she is when another villian attacks and when they have the paw patrol on the ropes Alexandra jumps into the frey enraged at someone attacking a boy the same age as her dearly departed brother and putting her fencing skills to use to stop the evil machine endangering the city but getting hurt in the process. *end of frist episode*. the sceond episode explores Alexandra's backstory leading Ryder and the patrol to think her twin sister is alive and active as a villian. They share their theory with the still injured Alexandra (her arm is in a sling) only for her to start crying and saying she can't belive them because that would mean her sister left her. When Ryder leaves she watches from a second story window with an evil smile on her face, her only visable eye shining gold and no visible injury leaving the viewer wondering if Ryder was right or not.

Alright gonna call the vote now, with the Jeri plan winning! As such, I'll take the time to explain how your power works.

Right now, you have the ability to summon five Vexes and five Allays all at once, which add up to you having up to ten minions at once. This amount can be upgraded later down the line.

Each singular Vex provides +1 to attack rolls and disrupting enemy rolls, as they don't really do much but annoy your opponents for now. For example, an attack roll made by your character gets a +7 bonus if you have seven vexes.

Each singular Allay provides +1 to rolls related to general crime rolls not related to violence. For example, you get a +7 bonus to pickpocketing if you have seven allays.

Basically, your Vexes are your attack dogs, while your Allays are your helper elves.

Also @Silversun17, due to your omake, even though it's non-canon now, I'll give a +10 to all Villainous Activity Rolls in the first turn as a reward.

@Rossum and @greatgodofallpot, your idea will give you something I'll elaborate on in the next update.

Right, that's the front page done, now let's see what's on the back of it.

You flip the page over before immediately groaning at the first question. Didn't you already say this stuff didn't matter? Who wrote this stupid paper?!?!

...Oh, right. You wrote this. Never mind, then, you'll just quickly finish the question and then move on as if it didn't happen. You grumble to yourself about your past self's idiocy as you stare at the next question.

Why do you commit your acts of villainy?

[] Greed: You love money, plain and simple. You want every shiny you can get your hands on, every last cent from behind the sock drawer, anything, everything! It's all yours for the taking!

[] Fame: You've always dreamed of being under the spotlight, with your name known worldwide. While there were many other, far more legal methods of doing so, you figured that becoming a supervillain would be the best way to get that spotlight.

[] Boredom: Really... it's just because you have nothing better to do. The option of becoming a supervillain is right there, so you might as well do it. Normal hobbies are boring and for boring girls, and you're anything but that!

Now that that's over with, let's get to the fun bits of this thing!

How do you present your Villain Persona?

(Acting out of character as a villain will give you a minor malus to rolls.)

[] Calm Stoic
[] Manic Magical Girl
[] Calculating Manipulator
[] Funny Gal
[] Bumbling Harmless Cutie
[] Write-In

What are your Villain Specialties? (Pick Two)

[] Self-Improvement!: Though it's a bitter pill to swallow, you know that you aren't invincible and that you will always have the chance of being defeated. Which will make rising back up and getting back at your foes even sweeter! (Each time you are defeated but manage to escape, pick a Trait to add a +5 Bonus to. +5 to rolls related to learning new Skills, Hobbies, and gaining new Traits.)

[] Evil Schemes!: You know that failing to plan is planning to fail, so you make sure to plan to never fail! That makes sense, right? (+5 to rolls related to Scouting, Planning, and General Scheming.)

[] Dark Arts!: You're not an expert in sorcery, but you do know what hexes, jinxes, and charms are. You have a lot to learn, but it'll be worth it. (+5 to rolls related to Magic.)

[] Fund Filching!: You've learned how to sneak into purses, parlors, and protected places, purloin the properties, and properly part from there. Hoo boy, That alliteration has made you exhausted. (+5 to rolls related to Stealing Things, Stealth, and Escaping.)

[] Glorious Combat!: You love being in the thick of a brawl and how satisfying it feels to land a good hit on somebody. As such, you've learned how to fight and defend yourself, even if it doesn't make you an expert at fighting. (+5 to rolls related to Combat.)

[] Super Science!: You consider yourself a dapper hand at all things nerdy. Biology, robotics, physics: you know these subjects and more like the back of your hand. You even built a fully-functional robot back in 4th grade! (+5 to rolls related to Science, Gadget Creation, and Research.)

[] Presentation!: You know how a villain walks, talks, acts, and eats down to the finest of details. As such, you know how to present yourself before others, whether that be as a badass villain or as the unassuming shy girl you definitely aren't which no one can prove otherwise. (+5 to rolls related to Intimidation, Persuasion, and Charisma.)

You finally reached the end of the questions, which rankled you somewhat. Under the last question was a big, blank piece of nothing, and that just didn't sit right with you. Looking around, you spotted the pile of homemade hand puppets next to your bed, the pile you'd always intended to shove into the closet but never did get to do so due to other issues(*cough* procrastination *cough*). And you were inspired. You hastily scribble one more question at the end of the paper, its sloppiness and mistakes contrasting with the rigid perfection of the other printed questions.

Which Puppet will you use for your Villainous Persona, and will you name it?

[] Your eyepatched wolf pirate puppet. (+5 to Intimidation Rolls.)
[] Your pink princess puppet with her scepter in hand. (+5 to Persuasion Rolls.)
[] Your red dragon puppet that breathes paper flames. (+5 to Attack Rolls.)
[] Your wise old tortoise puppet. (+5 to Defense Rolls.)
[] Write-In (Subject to QM Veto)

[]Yes
-[] Write-In
[] No

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A/N:

I have a fondness for Paw Patrol despite its obvious flaws. It was one of my favorite shows as a kid, and it's nice popcorn entertainment. It was also the gateway for my entry into fan-made works and the like, so it's partially responsible for my being in the forums in the first place, so it has that going for it.

Also, any questions?