Digging for Nations in the Desert (No SV, You are a Micronation in the End of the World)

Femboi expansion, the tomboy spin off
Good news everyone, perhaps our neighbors will accept the fact that a woman with no background or even links to this region just shows up on a piece of territory no one really wants, starts her own country with Blackjack and Hooker(and equal rights, E gah! This is Africa, and North Africa at that), and do a better job at running the place, then almost every other nation in Africa.

Not that it's hard, because she's only ruling a land the size of London, has no real population to think of, and starting from the literal stone age to do it, and whatever she brings with her and can recruit to her side.

And oh boy, do I have some fun plans for that.

Especially the Geological Boon.
I mean, at this point, if we don't make the Patriarchal societies of both Egypt and Sudan hate our very existence because we give absolutely zero fucks about things like their traditional laws and women roles, I would consider it a win.

Fuck, I'll add it to the objectives!

Plus, if we have a bunch of beautiful women working for us, and we have a smart enough place, we just pull a Vegas and just, build an oasis of Greed and sin in the Desert.

I mean, that is an option, plus all things considering, we are pretty close to one of the miles tributaries and can possibly do some reorganizing and... become an oasis.
 
Objective Unlocked: Do ALL the gay/s.

Edit: BTW, I wasn't joking with the Tigress part. Depending on when her father skadoodled out of Guangchou, she could very well have a tiger 'costume' with her.
Well more like "Fuck tradition, Embrace the future" kinda thing, where we become a modern, open and secular state that is not only open to everyone of all walks of life as long as they pay, and being good.

And by good I mean fabulously wealthy and awesome.

Also a tiger costume… I'm not hating the meme.
 
Good news everyone, perhaps our neighbors will accept the fact that a woman with no background or even links to this region just shows up on a piece of territory no one really wants, starts her own country with Blackjack and Hooker(and equal rights, E gah! This is Africa, and North Africa at that), and do a better job at running the place, then almost every other nation in Africa.

Not that it's hard, because she's only ruling a land the size of London, has no real population to think of, and starting from the literal stone age to do it, and whatever she brings with her and can recruit to her side.

And oh boy, do I have some fun plans for that.

Especially the Geological Boon.

I mean, at this point, if we don't make the Patriarchal societies of both Egypt and Sudan hate our very existence because we give absolutely zero fucks about things like their traditional laws and women roles, I would consider it a win.

Fuck, I'll add it to the objectives!

Plus, if we have a bunch of beautiful women working for us, and we have a smart enough place, we just pull a Vegas and just, build an oasis of Greed and sin in the Desert.

I mean, that is an option, plus all things considering, we are pretty close to one of the miles tributaries and can possibly do some reorganizing and... become an oasis.
Just go full Metal Gear and create a nation of mercenaries.
 
If we're not producing high-quality furry porn by the end of the decade we have failed.
This quest is not rated M for mature so we're going to be making it a little more tame.

No you cannot bully me to make this rated M, I know my limits.
CREATE THE FROGS FEMALE TOMBOY SOLDIERS FOREVER!
You people are only interested in the memes… god dammit.
I'd rather...we do something Wholesome...not that...the PR Loss is not worth it
I mean depending on what your skills are, well…

Even with our vast empire of sand our disposal we'll still have a better working environment then Disney.
High-Quality Furry Webcomics that have an entertaining and educational message about accepting yourself, and that loving a person of your gender is not a bad thing?
And then we made the Middle East gay!

You know that might be fun, if that were not impossible.

I'm a coward.
Slightly better we can take advantage of the Underground Comic Market to tell a controversial but necessary story...Like MAUS did
Still one of my favorite comic books.
We use that army to secretly completely dismantle everyones nuclear arsenals. Completely tip the Cold War on its head.
We begin as a green peace activist, we end as a god damn super power.

Because why not?
Yep...Same way most stories are told, underground and necessary.
Still a better way of telling a love story then Twilight.
 
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