Don't worry... I'll make actions to avoid them.
...fangirls are bad, fangirls are evil, fangirls are bad, fangirls are evil, fangirls are bad, fangirls are evil, fangirls are bad fangirls are evil fangirls are bad fangirls are evil fangirls are bad fangirls are evil fangirls are bad fangirls are evil FANGIRLS ARE BAD FANGIRLS ARE EVIL FANGIRLS ARE BAD FANGIRLS ARE EVIL FAN-*badly muttering cursed words while sitting at the corner and hugging the knees, uselessly trying to supress the memories of...that mess of a section called Naruto Fanfiction*
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...FaNgIrLs ArE bAd FaNgIrLs ArE eViL!
 
[X]In the Corner next to the Shadow watching you: Ah, a Member of ANBU is here… best to try and make him feel welcome!
 
Well... i think it's pretty clear the dice gods do not like our family.
Genius born in the Hyuuga? Cripple him.
We try to train under mom and dad? yeah, no.
Bijuu pops up in the middle of the city and tries to blow it up? guess which family district just got hit...
The huuyga loses all its main branch, aka everyone actually trained to rule the clan (...because yes diplomacy is a trained skill), so maybe we can fimaly put the whole slavery thing to rest? nope: slave uprising for the lulz!

They seem to liek Kakashi though... damn those training rolls...

on to the vote:
[x]In the Corner next to the Shadow watching you: Ah, a Member of ANBU is here… best to try and make him feel welcome!
This is clearly the best option. It'll bootstrap us to godhood founding the first mental health service of Konoha's Hospital :V
 
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[x]In the Corner next to the Shadow watching you: Ah, a Member of ANBU is here… best to try and make him feel welcome!
 
Worry not! We're probably only going to be here for a few months, max! We'll probably be quickly graduated, like Itachi in canon.

Edit :We, presumably, already have all the ninja skills needed to graduated. Our Taijutsu (and, presumably, bukijutsu) is phenomenal, straight up jounin level. Our Chakra Control is Chuunin Level and is physically limited by our age. We've mastered the Basic 3 pretty extensively. The only skills we might be lacking is Genjutsu, Stealth, Subterfuge, and Tracking (which we effectively can ignore thanks to our eye, but they probably would want to make sure we know it anyway), and those MIGHT just be abstracted away.

Though we'll probably need to cram on the academic parts of the Academy to reach graduation in a few months. A lot of world history we don't seem to know.
Don't worry... I'll make actions to avoid them.
Stealth Training?
 
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[X]Next to Hana Inuzuka: The Girl and her small dog were sitting near the front.

They have not gone to the Naruto School of avoiding being seen by everyone, even with Kill me orenge!
Is insane stealth skills something Naruto might have?

The fanfic "Uchibi Sasuke" said it best...

"When Naruto grew up. he replaced his orange jumpsuit with an orange-and-black tiger-themed 'really cool robe-thing' Hinata had sewn him, with little tinkling bells. It was very warm and padded but made out of some ninja fabric that got rid of sweat and so on.

HIs stealth skills became so legendary that future generations of Konoha student ninja doing stealth training in regulation orange were told to stop complaining how hard this was making it to hide, the Sixth Hokage had strolled right into Akatsuki headquarters wearing an orange bathrobe with bells on.

..and actually, yes, between the suiton jutsu and crater caused by the epic battle it actually had been uphill both ways through the snow."
 
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[x]In the Corner next to the Shadow watching you: Ah, a Member of ANBU is here… best to try and make him feel welcome!
 
I mean, he REGULARLY plays pranks on a village full of ninja, AND managed to steal their super secret forbidden scroll and get out of the village with it. All while wearing his iconic orange get-up.
Different fanons, some of that is fanon some of it is canon, very hand-wavy.

See here is the thing, some people believe that the Hokage would not keep a scroll of super secret forbidden seals/techniques in a poorly defended location (an academy student could steal it) unless it was a decoy or meant as a trap to kill who ever uses the scroll (full of techniques highly likely to kill who ever tries to use a technique from the scroll).

Naruto playing pranks in a village of ninja could be considered people humoring the kid, or mostly Naruto dodging civilians. Fanon would say ninja seriously tried to catch him because of his pranks ("This time as a Namikaze" is the best fanfic where the author treated Naruto dodging Anbu, because of Naruto's pranks, as a kid as canon).
 
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Different fanons, some of that is fanon some of it is canon, very hand-wavy.

See here is the thing, some people believe that the Hokage would not keep a scroll of super secret forbidden seals in a poorly defended location (an academy student could steal it) unless it was a decoy or meant as a trap to kill who ever uses the scroll (full of techniques highly likely to kill who ever tries to use a technique from the scroll).

Naruto playing pranks in a village of ninja is considered people humoring the kid, or mostly Naruto dodging civilians. Fanon would say ninja seriously tried to catch him ("This time as a Namikaze" is the best fanfic where the author treated Naruto dodging Anbu as a kid as canon).
ALL of it is canon, what that MEANS is up to fan interpretation.

At the very least, the scroll wasn't a decoy or trap, based on the jutsu being 100% real and Naruto not being dead (trying to trick someone into killing themselves by teaching them a high level jutsu is bad, when you could just put a high-level genjutsu in there to mind-whammy them. Or a massive explosive seal. Both work). It's possible that the Anbu let him do it, just flagging Hiruzen to come and take care of the Brat. Hiruzen then succumbed to the deadliest disease in Anime, Pervertedness, and was completely disabled after seeing Naruto's Sexy Jutsu. Or maybe he legit stole it. Who knows.
 
The butterflies have flown and are still flying.

Soon all will change... or made right in my humble opinion.

If Naruto rolls bullshit on his stealth rolls, he rolls bullshit on his stealth rolls.
 
ALL of it is canon, what that MEANS is up to fan interpretation.

At the very least, the scroll wasn't a decoy or trap, based on the jutsu being 100% real and Naruto not being dead (trying to trick someone into killing themselves by teaching them a high level jutsu is bad, when you could just put a high-level genjutsu in there to mind-whammy them. Or a massive explosive seal. Both work). It's possible that the Anbu let him do it, just flagging Hiruzen to come and take care of the Brat. Hiruzen then succumbed to the deadliest disease in Anime, Pervertedness, and was completely disabled after seeing Naruto's Sexy Jutsu. Or maybe he legit stole it. Who knows.
Do we know high level genjutsu can be activated by scroll? I can believe there was a way to track the scroll somehow, no need for an explosive seal if a tracking seal can find the culprit.

We know only one jutsu was 100% real, we don't know about the rest. There could be an explanation for some of the jutsu being real, and if Naruto didn't have his chakra stores, he would be dead, or knocked out.
 
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Do we know high level genjutsu can be activated by scroll? I can believe there was a way to track the scroll somehow.

We know only one jutsu was 100% real, we don't know about the rest. There could be an explanation for some of the jutsu being real, and if Naruto didn't have his chakra stores, he would be dead, or knocked out.
We know that genjutsu can be activated by scroll. Certain drawings and stuff can be made with a genjutsu that'll effect whoever looks at it. I don't see why it couldn't be a high level one.

Why put one real one in with a bunch of fakes? There is no reason at all to do it, and while MOST people can't use it you would be handing out one HELL of a power to the thief if they just happened to be powerful enough. There is no reason to include it, none at all. Hell, invent a jutsu that explicitly does nothing BUT waste chakra, and put that in there instead! "Oh no, they learned a way to exhaust themselves, how terrible." If the person who is reading it wouldn't be able to tell that the shadow clone jutsu would have ate too much chakra, they wouldn't be able to tell that this fake jutsu does nothing BUT eat chakra till they try it themselves.
 
We know that genjutsu can be activated by scroll. Certain drawings and stuff can be made with a genjutsu that'll effect whoever looks at it. I don't see why it couldn't be a high level one.

Why put one real one in with a bunch of fakes? There is no reason at all to do it, and while MOST people can't use it you would be handing out one HELL of a power to the thief if they just happened to be powerful enough. There is no reason to include it, none at all. Hell, invent a jutsu that explicitly does nothing BUT waste chakra, and put that in there instead! "Oh no, they learned a way to exhaust themselves, how terrible." If the person who is reading it wouldn't be able to tell that the shadow clone jutsu would have ate too much chakra, they wouldn't be able to tell that this fake jutsu does nothing BUT eat chakra till they try it themselves.
1 [Genjutsu] Examples? Who used that stuff? I'm a manga puritan, with a fuzzy memory. The only thing that comes to mind is Sai's stuff, but Sai's stuff didn't seem like a genjutsu as it physically affected things.

2. [Fake] Not putting one real one, among fakes. I get it you are going all in, either everything has to be fake, or everything has to be real.

You can't make a decoy without making the decoy a very good fake that cannot be recognized initially (the original thief was a academy teacher). I haven't seen a single example of a jutsu that cannot be a jutsu in the canon. A technique that would just waste chakra, might actually not exist in handseal format, unless you wanted to kill the user like with Suna's forbidden jutsu that brought Gaara back to life.
 
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1 [Genjutsu] Examples? Who used that stuff? I'm a manga puritan, with a fuzzy memory. The only thing that comes to mind is Sai's stuff, but Sai's stuff didn't seem like a genjutsu as it physically affected things.

2. [Fake] Not putting one real one, among fakes. I get it you are going all in, either everything has to be fake, or everything has to be real.

You can't make a decoy without making the decoy a very good fake that cannot be recognized initially (the original thief was a academy teacher). I haven't seen a single example of a jutsu that cannot be a jutsu in the canon. A technique that would just waste chakra, might actually not exist in handseal format, unless you wanted to kill the user like with Suna's forbidden jutsu that brought Gaara back to life.
1) I... actually can't find it. I remember one, but I don't see it on the wiki. But considering that Genjutsu can be imparted via just about any other form in sensory input (music, regular conversation, pollen, wiggling your sword at them, etc), I don't see why a scroll can not contain it, especially since scrolls can contain all kinds of ninjutsu.

Fake Edit: Oh, I found what i was thinking of, but they never actually say HOW it got applied. I just assumed there were markings on the trees.

2) If they are making 5 really good fakes and 1 real one, why not just make it 5 really good fakes? And since they ARE stealing your scroll, odds are they wouldn't mind much just having them kill themselves.
As for "a jutsu that cannot be a jutsu", I assume you mean "A jutsu that does nothing". I mean, sure, you can roughly argue that you can't have a persons chakra do NOTHING, but you CAN have it do something that is 0% useful. Like, for example, a jutsu for moving the planet. The scroll SAYS it's a jutsu to make you immortal, or something like that, but they won't be able to tell the difference till they did it (again, if they could, they wouldn't have killed themselves with the shadow clone jutsu), and it would just go right ahead and suck up all of their chakra, since there's no way anyone not named Hashirama has anywhere near enough chakra to move the entire planet.
 
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