The correct way to fry an egg

  • Sunny side up

    Votes: 16 64.0%
  • Sunny side down

    Votes: 9 36.0%

  • Total voters
    25
  • Poll closed .
The tally is doing very weird things. I'm confident that this represents some sort of a bug. Of course, it hasn't properly counted votes to concur with PlanckConstant for ages now, but this is new.

-[x]later eat the ribbon before it eats you
Number of voters: 4
The Narrator, Skelm, lordArthas, RubberBandMan

I think somehow it glued @lordArthas 's attempts to vote like so:

[v] PlanckConstant
-[v] Ask Hitomi for a pony, while she's at it. A unicorn pony. With rainbow wings
-[v]later eat the ribbon before it eats you
onto Planck's vote? but why?? how???

Please don't change it, I'm reporting a bug. Bug reported, please change it :b

With that in mind, here's hoping I got it quasi-right...

[6] Ask Hitomi things first
-[5] What is her name and where is she from?
-[5] What is her purpose?
-[5] How is she related to Ryouko, if at all?
-[5] What's in the box and why is it important?

-[0] What is the airspeed velocity of a fully laden European swallow?
-[1] How is this not a vague hint?
-[2] Ask Hitomi for a pony, while she's at it. A unicorn pony. With rainbow wings

[2] close the box
-[2] Ask Papa about it later, respectfully
--[2] Explain the magical ribbon


[2] eat the ribbon before it eats you
[1] what are you talking about, you weirdos
oh sorry did i get interpretive there on @Nolrai's vote
Adhoc vote count started by tomoyo on Jun 16, 2018 at 11:06 PM, finished with 18 posts and 9 votes.
 
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*rereads first post*

Simona has transformed, mid-dash into a magical girl outfit, a relatively elegant affair, in orange, with clean simple lines. She skids to a stop upon hearing Ryouko. She stares at her. "... What do you mean, again? You're not ... You don't remember the last time... do you?"

Ryouko is confused. "I ... How could I forget it?! I made a contract, didn't I?"

Simona exhales. "Right. That. Okay. Forget that, you didn't hear anything. Listen, there's a lot to explain and not much time..."

Tomoyo you sneaky....

So I was trying to remember how it all happened and hey, dat timeline tampering foreshadowing.

Anyway, I'm slightly worried with the ribbon business that maybe the Goddess may not be the absolute good we usually know her as. Mainly because of her having the "tired" rant that one time and now this crypticness. Wonder if she's looking for a replacement....

Otherwise...

[x] PlanckConstant

also,

[*_*] What's in the box?!?! (40 first secs)
 
Anyway, I'm slightly worried with the ribbon business that maybe the Goddess may not be the absolute good we usually know her as. Mainly because of her having the "tired" rant that one time and now this crypticness. Wonder if she's looking for a replacement....
I'm pretty sure we're not talking to Madoka here, but something more like meta-Hitomi. People holding the ribbon don't get targeted visions, they merge into their alternate timeline selves temporarily.
 
Ok this is too perfect to really miss voting on for whatever reason.

[x] eat the ribbon before it eats you

You'd think a timeless Goddess that rewrote the laws of the universe would be able to save her conduit somehow. She's lonely too, a little harmless prank (aka real human interaction)would go a long way towards a Happydoka.
 
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The ribbon is important, no matter how much we might want to stop people being influenced by it, eating it and losing it is properly just going to permanently give US momentary(or very long) black outs. The other possibility is it will end up just passing though, and we lose the ribbon and oriko will almost certainly be happy to rummage though the sewage treatment plant for it.

[X] Ask Hitomi things first
-[X] What is her name and where is she from?
-[X] What is her purpose?
-[X] How is she related to Ryouko, if at all?
-[X] What's the hairpin?

[X] Close the box carefully and return it
-[X] Ask Papa about it later, respectfully
--[X] Explain the magical ribbon

[X] NOT eat the ribbon
 
Yeah sure change your glitchy vote to contradict with my glitchy vote that relly on your glitchy vote. Sure it will work marvels with the tally sistems
 
[vetoed] eat the ribbon before it eats you
ribbons are neither nutritious nor delicious

[9] Ask Hitomi things first
-[9] What is her name and where is she from?
-[9] What is her purpose?
-[9] How is she related to Ryouko, if at all?
-[9] What's the hairpin?

--[1] and why is it important?
-[3] Ask Hitomi for a pony, while she's at it. A unicorn pony. With rainbow wings.
-[1] How is this not a vague hint?


[8] Close the box carefully and return it
-[8] Ask Papa about it later, respectfully
--[8] Explain the magical ribbon
 
[X] Ask Hitomi things first
-[X] What is her name and where is she from?
-[X] What is her purpose?
-[X] How is she related to Ryouko, if at all?
-[X] What's the hairpin?
--[X] and why is it important?
-[X] How is this not a vague hint?

[X] Close the box carefully and return it
-[X] Ask Papa about it later, respectfully
--[X] Explain the magical ribbon

[X] NOT eat the ribbon

I'm seconding the "Why is it important?" and "How is this not a vague hint?" questions.
 
[vetoed] eat the ribbon before it eats you

So I didn't need to counter vote that then, but I should ask why this hair pin is important to the ribbon as well.

[X] Ask Hitomi things first
-[X] What is her name and where is she from?
-[X] What is her purpose?
-[X] How is she related to Ryouko, if at all?
-[X] What's the hairpin?
--[X] and why is it important?

[X] Close the box carefully and return it
-[X] Ask Papa about it later, respectfully
--[X] Explain the magical ribbon
 
It’s a present. It’s for Nadeshiko.
not retallying because there weren't many changes and the tally is messed up
i blame matt smith. even if that episode didn't air until 2012.


[9] Ask Hitomi things first
-[9] What is her name and where is she from?
-[9] What is her purpose?
-[9] How is she related to Ryouko, if at all?
-[9] What's the hairpin?


I'm not sure what this is, you tell your girl internally. I'm going to ask some questions.

Okay,
says Ryouko.

"What's your name, and where are you from?"

"My name's Hitomi," she says. "Thought you knew."

"What's your purpose?" you ask her.

She looks at you funny, shrugging. "That's so vague... I'm a student?"

You frown. This isn't really getting anywhere.

"Okay then…" you say. "This hairpin here, then… what is it?"

She rolls her glowing golden eyes at you, and takes it out of the box, placing it in her hair. "Like this, see?"

"I know that," you say, "but what makes it special?"

"Ah!" says Hitomi, "It's a present. It's for Nadeshiko, it isn't mine."

"Is it magic?" you ask, as Hitomi finishes placing the hairpiece in place.

The glow in her Hitomi's eyes fades.

"Nooooooo?" she says. "Magic's not real…" She looks around. "Hey. Where am I? Is class over?"

"Aah!" says Ryouko. "Ribbon magic! That's not our Hitomi! She switched!"

"I did what?!" asks Hitomi.

Your eyes go wide. "Hitomi, what year is it?" you ask.

"It's nineteeeaaaaaaaaaaaah! there's a thing! in my head! telling the time…" she replies. "What is this? It's 2011, everyone is a cyborg?"

"Oh. Oh no," you say, realizing exactly who this absolutely has to be. "Yukari Hitomi?"

"Yes?" replies Hitomi. "… Aaah, my hair! It's so long! What is this?!" She fluffs at it.

"… Oh goddess," you say to Ryouko, "we need to send her back, I don't want Papa to murder me."

"What, so soon?" says Hitomi, putting down the box and the ribbon on a desk. "But I just got here! At least let me look around!"

"What was the last thing you remember doing before you were here?" you ask.

"… Daydreaming, of course," she says with a smile. "And helping Tomoyo-chan, with a dress."

Clarisse, weren't you wearing that pin in the time window? asks Ryouko. Did you switch with another Clarisse somewhere?



> temporal containment strategy

i remind everyone again
that you specifically voted
to give the ribbon to the girl musing about other lives
shortly after mentioning, in her presence
that switching places with ribbon magic is a
thing
and seeing her stare at it with such fascination.

[] Give Yukari-san a tour to satisfy her
-[] Look through the photos in the cabinet for her and her friends
-[] Tell her all about Hitomi's family and your own backstory
-[] Ask her all about her friends
[] Tempt her with stories of magical girls back in her own time
-[] … and someday you'll become one too! /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
[] Try to send her back by force, Ryouko to use the ribbon and magic
[] Bring her to the park this afternoon with a skateboard
[] Get the pin back and try to switch places with another Clarisse now

[] Call Papa straight away and confess everything
[] Hope this situation resolves quietly before he notices
-[] and say nothing.
-[] and tell him afterwards
[] Debrief Yukari-san on how to pretend to be Shizuki-san


Placing the hairpin back in the cabinet is deferred pending its removal from Hitomi's head.
Assume Ryouko will pocket the ribbon if you don't make any specific plans for it.
 
By the way, have a drink.
 
I might be missing something. Are we supposed to know who Yukari Hitomi is?

Fear not, for I have found the quotes!

She is from papa's past, she is the one who put a stop to the infighting and killing at the end of his story of MGs.

"The one who saved us all was Yukari-san," continues Mr. Shizuki. "She made one last wish, not to save the whole city this time, but just to save the rest of her friends. And then, well, then she said her goodbyes, and we never saw her again." He pauses. "None of them remember what happened. They remember there being friendship, and good times, yes, the best of times… but she wanted to spare them from the rest."

Ryouko sighs. "So there was a girl," she says, "named Yukari Hitomi."
 
[X] Give Yukari-san a tour to satisfy her
-[X] Look through the photos in the cabinet for her and her friends
-[X] Tell her all about Hitomi's family and your own backstory
-[X] Ask her all about her friends

[X] Debrief Yukari-san on how to pretend to be Shizuki-san
 
Huh?

I might be missing something. Are we supposed to know who Yukari Hitomi is?
Fear not, for I have found the quotes!

She is from papa's past, she is the one who put a stop to the infighting and killing at the end of his story of MGs.
Also in the other tomoyo's story Yukari Hitomi was ... sorta the previous love of Hitomi's Papa & Hitomi's Mama.

So Nadeshiko is alt!Clarisse? Who's Nadeshiko again? Hitomi's mother? Edit: hmm no wait. I think there's could be someone else mentioned with that name?

EDIT: Ah right, Hitomi's mother is Tomoyo, so who the heck is Nadeshiko? Well, at least we know Clarisse isn't Hitomi's mother or grandmother...
 
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