La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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The General’s Speed (Magoose)
The General's Speed:

Coalition Army 2: d100 => 75

(Brunswick POV)

There were few things that made you burn like the thought of Valmy. Every waking night it seemed, your mind went from other places, back to the mandible muddy hilltop. The cannons rained fire and lead down upon you and that damnable woman… she was always there, taunting you.

Your choices to leave France and head back to regroup after your failed offensive into France was the right one, many of your army's experienced and key officers were still intact, despite the numerous casualties that the Frogs caused to you. Yes examples had to be made, Fuchs was a fine sergeant and the promotion was well deserved, for keeping his men together, and creating such an opportunity for him and his men to get away.

Having to send such a man away to the Italian cities with the Austrian army as an observer would certainly dampen his spirits, but you had your reasons.

Perhaps with time and experience, he would become much calmer, and with his wits about, be able to secure victory without the unnecessary bloodshed.

"When will we catch up to von Kalckreuth?" You asked one of your officers. At the moment your mind was focused on the potential siege ahead. Mainz was going to be a long siege for his men, though the recruits had been whipped into shape, you were not fully trusting their metal.

Not yet at least, this siege would be their baptism by fire. Perhaps they will prove to not have it in them for the soldiering life. Perhaps they will prove to be just as capable as your previous command.

Another good few divisions would rather change the tide of the war quite quickly. Then he can retire, that battle in Valmy a mere hiccup in his very well put together military record.

"Unfortunately sir, heavy snows are delaying our speed. We're a day behind him." The officer replied.

A day was a long time, especially in a siege, when the French Army was still unaware of the plans that was soon about to spring. Mainz would fall, then Yorck would begin his offensive across the river.

Of course, the city had to be taken first, and swiftly, if the plan were to succeed. If the city sent a messenger to the frogs, then the element of surprise would be lost. If the city was not taken Yorck would not attack, for the fear of a French army or the Army of Mainz itself delaying him by several costly days. Days they could ill afford to lose.

Any day not marching towards Paris was a day that the French grew stronger, their generals that much more entrenched in their positions… and wit would be days closer to winter.

This plan would work.

"General, a scout from von Kalckreuth… It's Auclair." The officer said as he handed over a piece of paper.

You narrowed your eyes, and read the message. It seems that… no. "Is this true." You asked.

"Yes sir, from the general himself." The officer replied.

"Gather the men now, we are marching."

"In the snows sir?"

You started at the map. "Mainz will fall, and I will see to it that Thérèse Auclair will burn with it."

AN: So we did a thing with the rolls... and its going to be fun!
 
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The true power of someone self proclaiming themselves as our rival. We can force them to do very dumb things simply by existing.
 
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@Magoose the post isn't threadmarked. Also, Grand Strategy isn't my thing, but I get the feeling that Brunswick changed his whole plan just because we were around, but I'm not sure, can someone clarify?
 
@Magoose the post isn't threadmarked. Also, Grand Strategy isn't my thing, but I get the feeling that Brunswick changed his whole plan just because we were around, but I'm not sure, can someone clarify?
Ah, yes. Well, the general he was supposed to meet up with, von Kalckreuth, is a few days behind him due to the snow. Brunswick now knows that Therese is coming to Mainz, and sees this as an opportunity to strike a blow to France's rising star before she can properly set up in the city and ruin their plans to take Mainz back.

Mainz is an important city on the Rhine River, and general Yorck, who is defending the other side of the river, is not moving forward yet, until that strategic point is taken.

But we all know that Brunswick is also butthurt from getting humiliated in Valmy, and wants to catch the reinforcements before they can set up.
 
Ah, yes. Well, the general he was supposed to meet up with, von Kalckreuth, is a few days behind him due to the snow. Brunswick now knows that Therese is coming to Mainz, and sees this as an opportunity to strike a blow to France's rising star before she can properly set up in the city and ruin their plans to take Mainz back.

Mainz is an important city on the Rhine River, and general Yorck, who is defending the other side of the river, is not moving forward yet, until that strategic point is taken.

But we all know that Brunswick is also butthurt from getting humiliated in Valmy, and wants to catch the reinforcements before they can set up.
So basically he's going to try Valmy 2: Valmy Harder.

Except this time he's going to try and keep the high ground advantage.
 
So basically he's going to try Valmy 2: Valmy Harder.

Except this time he's going to try and keep the high ground advantage.
Brunswick: "My powers have doubled since the last time we met, frog."
Thérèse: "Bien. Twice the pride, double the fall."
Wait, I thought Brunswick is behind Ludwig?
Ah, they were supposed to join up their armies, but Brunswick's taking a detour. He'll send a notification by horse, of course. Brunswick is angry, but still competent.
Yeah, he's going to be double-timing the troops.
 
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Accidental cunning plan for defeat in detail of the siege. Just appear and enrage the patriarchy.

Anyway at least Therese will be defending even if she doesn't get the scout bonus.
 
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If the city was not taken Yorck would not attack, for the fear of a French army or the Army of Mainz itself delaying him by several costly days. Days they could ill afford to lose.
Mainz is an important city on the Rhine River, and general Yorck, who is defending the other side of the river, is not moving forward yet, until that strategic point is taken.
Well that's good. So it's actually quite convenient that we took almost everyone.
 
Well that's good. So it's actually quite convenient that we took almost everyone.
Assuming Brunswick has 30,000 soldiers and Ludwig will move to reinforce him a day or two later, we maybe looking at a French 40,000 vs Coalition 70,000 battle. An almost 2:1 odds. It would be even bigger than Valmy.

Our old German friend will definitely force a battle. We need to defeat him before Ludwig arrives.
 
This really is becoming Meme Our Way To Victory: The Quest, huh?
Well, we love memes... so what do you expect.
Oh, the memes we will have... I'm already thinking up ways to write a rap battle version of the battle/siege, depending on how it goes.
(T-Reese VS B&W)
Lovely memes.
Accidental cunning plan for defeat in detail of the siege. Just appear and enrage the patriarchy.

Anyway at least Therese will be defending even if she doesn't get the scout bonus.
Yeah.
Well that's good. So it's actually quite convenient that we took almost everyone.
Yeah... lots of people are smart, and or cautious.
Assuming Brunswick has 30,000 soldiers and Ludwig will move to reinforce him a day or two later, we maybe looking at a French 40,000 vs Coalition 70,000 battle. An almost 2:1 odds. It would be even bigger than Valmy.

Our old German friend will definitely force a battle. We need to defeat him before Ludwig arrives.
Ludwig might take longer... ;)
 
Fuchs's Transfer (Foxwood)
"Mainz will fall, and I will see to it that Thérèse Auclair will burn with it."

Charles Ferdinand: I shouldn't. It's against the rules of war.
Fuchs: Dew it.

Also, I bring a gift. It'll fit under the Christmas tree this time, I swear.

He bumped into the Hungarian man.

Rudolf was fairly certain the big grenadier had placed himself in the Prussian's blind spot on purpose. After righting himself and noting the apathetic look on the grenadier's face, however, he decided to simply ascribe it to listlessness. "Entschuldigung. Could you direct me to General De Vins's quarters?" Rudolf gave the man a few moments to salute him and point out the Austrian commander's location. The Junker was somewhat amused to, instead, be on the business end of the Hungarian's uncomprehending stare. "I suppose that's what I get for expecting a Hungarian ranker to know German." Needless to say, communicating in the big man's native language wasn't an option.

"Ah, Major!" An Austrian accent sounded off to his side. Rudolf turned away from the Hungarian grenadier, who took that opportunity to beat a hasty retreat. The new arrival wore the epaulets of an Hauptmann, appearing to be only a couple of years older than Rudolf. Between the fellow's comparative youth to his peers, the immaculate white uniform of a line officer, and the decorated shako, the Junker pegged him as an aide de camp. The Austrian extended a hand and grabbed Rudolf's, shaking it with enthusiasm. "I'm Hauptmann Peiper, General De Vins asked me to assist you with your... Luggage and help you... Settle in?" Peiper's squirrely energy dissipated as he noted the severe lack of luggage.

Rudolf, for his part, arched a brow in response to Peiper's phlegmatic and physical approach. He allowed the forced handshake to continue for three shakes before retrieving his limb, as was proper. "I took the liberty of preparing my own accommodations." He brusquely stated. The Prussian opted not to mention that his faith in the Austrians was, to put it diplomatically, non-existent, hence the decision to handle his own transportation and lodging. Peiper blinked in surprise before clearing his throat and forging on. "W- well, I offer my assistance in ensuring your place within our army. In fact, the General invites you to a luncheon he intends to hold in two hours among his staff." Major Fuchs stared at the Hauptmann for a few moments, before nodding in assent.

In the intervening hours, Rudolf had settled into his newly and hastily erected quarters and had begun poring over information on the Austrian army under General De Vins. It was clear that, despite the flip-flopping of King Victor Amadeus III of Sardinia, the Austrians would move to check the French advance into Italy at Sardinia's behest. Their expeditionary force was... Small, frankly, especially in comparison to the French army that took Nice. To off-set this, the Sardinians would link up with Austrians and supplement their forces. Considering the favorable terrain for defending forces in northern Italy, Rudolf was initially optimistic about the Coalition's chance of stopping and reversing the French push. Then he went to lunch.

"Gaseous build-up is within the human body is unhealthy, Major. Did you know that? You should consider bleeding." General De Vins spoke with the tone of a man addressing someone of deficient intelligence. Rudolf ascribed this to the small matter of his nationality. If what he knew about the general was still accurate, De Vins had been a combatant in the Seven Years War. The doctor rose from where he had been kneeling by De Vins's leg. "Indeed, sir. I would be happy to-" "That's quite alright, danke schöne." Rudolf cut him off.

The doctor harrumphed, before proceeding to procure a handkerchief to clean De Vins's blood off of his tool. Peiper, eyes shining with mischief, leaned over to Rudolf. "The good general has the gout, hence the bleeding." The Prussian hid a smirk behind his cup, catching the Hauptmann's suggestion, before raising his voice. "Perhaps, mein General, an extra bleeding might be necessary. It is getting to be that time of year where gasses grow particularly numerous in the human body."

De Vins shot Rudolf an arched brow and curious look, before directing his heavy gaze to the doctor at his side. "You heard the man, do you want me to explode?! Bleed me!" The Prussian struggled not to spit out his beverage and laugh at the undignified grunt of pain that escaped the gout-afflicted Austrian. He closed his eyes for a moment and imagined it was Duke Brunswick spluttering at the end of the table as he bled out of two collections of wounds.

"Soon. Soon, I will make good on my promise, brüder."

I decided to keep the scope of this one small since, as far as I know, the Austrians haven't actually entered North Italy in force by 1793. But oh boy, once they do, it turns into such a delicious clusterfuck.
 
You know, it seems utterly petty for a grown ass man to have a grudge against someone who's barely an adult.
considering that girl killed thousands of his men, had the potential to ruin his professional reputation as a general and said girl was a complete novice (that he knows of).

Some people just have very fragile egos that they refuse to be allowed broken, and when it is, they get mad and shit.

Now i don't know about Brunswick besides some small research, but If I had a chance to destroy the person who ruined me, I would.
 
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You know, it seems utterly petty for a grown ass man to have a grudge against someone who's barely an adult.
considering that girl killed thousands of his men, had the potential to ruin his professional reputation as a general and said girl was a complete novice (that he knows of).

Some people just have very fragile egos that they refuse to be allowed broken, and when it is, they get mad and shit.

Now i don't know about Brunswick besides some small research, but If I had a chance to destroy the person who ruined me, I would.
To add, Brunswick had made the campaign in the Netherlands a relatively easy and bloodless affair (considering the militia of the Batavian Revolution in the United Provinces were pretty disorganized and outmaneuvered, it wasn't much of a challenge tbh). He's also said to be fairly good at sieges.

Right now, he's a field marshal in charge of overseeing the combined Austrian and Prussian forces, though he leads his own division, too.

Like now.

(Oh, and he's pretty prestigious in terms of political marriage to a princess of Great Britain, as well as having a good military record up till this point.
 
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