Interlude : A deal with the devil.
Wizardkind as a whole had become
soft, Edmond Rowle thought with disgust as he extracted his maul from a muggle rebel's skull. Even now, as the world was ending, they were unwilling to do what needed to be done.
He raised his head and looked around proudly. From the oldest adult to the youngest child, weakness wasn't tolerated. If your arms couldn't lift a weapon, you needed to use a wand. That underage ban on magic was bullshit anyways. His own children were the perfect example of that.
Marcus, his son and heir, was only ten, but already knew the essential bombardment spells, that he was putting to use. Francis, his second, had to play it smarter and laced his tiny blade with poison, using his weak, seven year old appearence to trick people into thinking he was harmless. His youngest and the surprise of the lot, little Silvia, got a pass because she was born three months ago and didn't even speak or walk yet.
His dear wife would probably chop his head off with a rusty axe if he tried anything with the kid, he grinned in a rather silly fashion as she ducked under a gunshot and swiveled around, the momentum adding to the strength of his blow as he struck the muggle law enforcer, the enchanted metal making short work of whatever armor they had.
Not that his lovely wife wouldn't try to kill him anyway. In fact, he would have been disappointed if she didn't. Julia Zabini was an infamously well known black widow, skilled in poisons, spellwork, and conventional weapons, which is why he bothered to court her in the first place when she already had a child. Sure, she tried to kill Francis daily, but the boy confessed to enjoying to workout so whatever. His dear Rosalind would always have a place in his heart, as she was his first love and the mother of his sons, but she was dead now, she had been for years, and he needed to move on. Violence and Death were the only two constants of a Rowle's life after all. She would have strangled him with their 'playtime' chains if he didn't.
Anyther thing Julia was too sophisticated for, but Edmond hoped in time she would become more open towards the 'give' aspect of a relationship.
He sidestepped, still in thought, before turning his head slightly causing his brown bangs to fall over his eyes. Speaking of the devil and she appears.
His new wife, clad in black in anticipation of his death, making her dusky skin glow, though it may be the small gold flakes she uses in her cosmetics that do so, had just thrown a red hot poker in his direction, with a surprising amount of strength too, since he could see it vibrate a bit embedded in the wall from the corner of his eye.
"Attempt number three hundred and twelve, failed again." The high pitched voice of two years old Blaise Zabini came from his left, the dark-skinned child making the shovel acconpanying him spin in the air.
Here too, was an interesting character. Julia's first husband, turned into a child due to a freak potions accident, now being called their child. The boy didn't even seem upset at his wife's proclivities, rather than that, they amused him.
To be fair, he would be too, if he were in the same position. His wife hunting down the people responsible for said freak incident, seducing them and killing them one by one in various painful and some would say disturbing ways would provide entertainment for a long while. Though the fact that this happened because Mister Zabini had a habit of seducing every female in the room, especially the married ones, put a bit of a damper on Edmond's respect of the man.
Seducing people's wives and not expecting the husbands to do anything about it was dumb. That he was left at the mercy of the wife he cheated on was only poetic justice, in his mind.
Julia's impassive face morphed into a pout as she crossed her arms and huffed, stomping away, followed by her 'child'.
Edmond's arm snaked to his right and his hand closed around the throat of the muggle who had thought to sneak attack him.
"Really now?" He squeezed more and more, his victim struggling as thay were being lifted off the ground. "I expected more from the local law enforcement. How sad." He finally added that tiny bit of pressure and heard the awaited cracking noise, before he opened his hand and left the corpse fall.
Muggles truly were a weak species, if even without magic his family could make short work of their protectors.
The sound of hands clapping echoed through the alley, the bleached bricks barely noticeable in the moonlight. Edmond turned around towards the origin of the noise, his body seemingly relaxed, yet ready to pounce, before he froze slightly.
The man in front of him was tall, wearing a dark cowl that may be red, though it was hard to tell at night, hiding a white, sewed on mask with darker streaks of color. The rest of the body was covered in black armor that may be leather, though it seemed odd with the other man's muscular physique.
The figure walked sliently, stepping over the bodies littering the floor with practiced ease betraying habit.
"It has been a while since I've seen such carnage. It is almost nostalgic." His voice was deep and the echo within it, entirely too unnatural to be innocuous. "Yes, it has been too long." Rowle snorted, as his ears prickled and he violently threw his surprise attacker to the ground, revealing a little girl.
She was entirely too pale to be healthy, even with the low amount of moonlight, but what made him rise an eyebrow were her features. Cheekbones, eyes, even the chin and nose. Those were pure Black. While her being a bastard was a possibility, it was unlikely considering how paranoid they were about who they bedded, which left...
"Would you look at that, the lost Black child, Nymphadora Tonks herself... Working for her family's killer, no less."
The little girl's eyes widened suddenly and she turned towards the hooded figure in an expression close to betrayal, mixed with despair as her eyes watered. Hood snorted, before lifting his hand, causing the girl to fall bonelessly to the ground. Alive, as she was still breathing.
"I wonder how many people you killed through your reputation alone." Hood asked in an almost whimsical tone as he caught the back of the girl's shirt and lifted her in the air, throwing her unceremoniously over a hunched creature made of shadows.
"Too many." Edmund snorted, his fingers gripping his maul a bit more tightly.
There was a bit of silence, where Hood stood still, not even to breathe, before he nodded impeccably. Edmund absentmindedly unchecked the 'strangling' and 'drowning' possibilities in his 'how to kill' list. That person was a troublesome one, he could already tell. Even more so if the shadow creatures behind him were of the same make as the Darkness that had everyone panicking.
Hell, what was he wondering about, of course it was. His own family's words were
'it gets worse', after all. The grin he wore was threatening to split his face when Hood signalled for one of the shadow beasts to attack him. The creature was the size of a horse, but clearly modelled after some sort of silverback wolf.
It pounced fast, but he expected it, the pike of his maul burying itself where the face of the beast should be. The wizard them pushed, stepping forwards to force the beast to stagger and once he freed his weapon, he quickly stepped back, shifting his weapon to put the hammer side faced outwards, and brutally swung down, the sick crunch of a skull breaking reaching his ears. The shadows dissipated, revealing the twisted mockery of a werewolf.
"Hm, it seems this much isn't enough." The glee in Hood's voice was telling and he lifted his hand again, several more creatures jumping at him and his world dissolved into a flurry of claws and teeth.
He managed to kill them all, save one of them who managed to down him. His right arm was totaled, his knee was injured, and he had at least three ribs broken, but his bloody grin was still here, even if his cheeks began to hurt. He was sitting, back to the wall, and the masked figure was staring at him silently.
"See something you like?" Edmund asked, repressing the cough in favor of calling out the only one who stayed out of the fight.
"Yes." Was the blunt answer. "You may be of use after all." Hood's mask turned towards the alley's exit, where a figure, clad in robes appeared. One that the Rowle Head recognized immediately.
"Well, I'll be damned." He muttered with something akin to horrified fascination in his voice.
"You will." Hood answered easily. " At least the Queen of Hearts isn't the one who got to you first."
Seeing the state of the person in front of him, he did indeed think being brutally murdered by a stranger in an alley was
much preferable to
that.
"Thar's rude." The newcomer commented. "Though expected of the one who thought screaming your plans for everybody to hear was a good idea."
Hood's relaxed stance shifted a bit.
"What's the point of doing all of this if there is no enjoyment to be derived from that? But let's not speak about that. Tell me, minion, has
your mistress left her little hole after the defeat dealt to the Hearts by a noncombatant?"
The newcomer frowned.
"As a matter of fact she did not. She believes in planning and not running half-baked into a fight after all. That is not why I came here however." He turned toward the downed wizard.
"Fuck off Ernest..." Edmund snorted, the blood loss getting to him. "Should have expected you to turn coat the moment there was danger, you little bitch."
Ernest scoffed.
"As if you weren't about to accept that...
Thing's offer instead?"
Of course there was an offer, and not a simple murder. Hood wouldn't have thrown minion wave after minion wave otherwise. Not in such a private setting, at least.
"He proved his strength, the strong rule, it's the law of nature." Was the simple answer
"Not a bad one to live by." Hood noted, toying with curved dagger, before flinging it towards the uninjured wizard, who immediately went down as it hit his right knee. He then strode towards the fallen form with the grace of a cat, before grabbing him by the hair and lifting him up. He must have told him something, for the other's face dissolved in utter panic and he limped away as fast as he could as Hood let go.
There was a bit of silence, before Edmund sighed.
"So, what would you have me do boss?"
"Conquer Wales, of course." He answered easily.
"Not to make excuses or anything. " He felt the need to point out the plan's obvious flaw. "But the guy up North may disagree with that and his daughter is way stronger than I am."
"Ah yes, the daughter. Don't worry about them for now and focus on the South for now. I will do something about that. Well then..." Hood seemingly disappeared, his voice echoing through the air. "I have returned. After an eternity away from you all, Jack of Blades is back."
Funny, he thought he heard that name before.
Oh.
Oh shit.
At least he'd be in for a good fight?
Here it is, the interlude 'the most pertinent to your current situation'
Not the best
in fine strategically speaking, but you guys got what you asked for~
Not to say that it isn't useful, mind you.