"Can a Saber without an ahoge be considered a Saber?". A very deep question.
>Arturia: Oho. This is a very interesting topic. To be a Saber an ahoge is necessary.
>Mordred: What? But there are tons of Sabers without one! Ehm... Like that guy errr Sumanai... or Altera, or Sumatera!
>Medusa: Like I keep saying, his name isn't Sumanai. Sumatera is just... wrong.
>Lily: Hmm. That ROMA Red Saber has an ahoge, and me, Saber Lily, have one too.
>Mordred: Oh yeah, Alter! Black Father doesn't have an ahoge! Maybe, what if... Black Father is my real father...?
>Alter: No way.
>Mordred: That's cold!
>Nobu: So Alter doesn't have one, what are we gonna do about that?
>Alter: Be quiet, scum. A stupid thing like having or not an ahoge doesn't mean anything. To be a true Saber only one thing matters: If you were drawn by Takeuchi or not!
Mordred wasn't drawn by Takeuchi. She is not a real Saber.
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>Medusa: You are...
>Nobu: That's right. I'm the Nobu you all defeated at Honnoji. I'm Bad Nobu! When you all were eating we switched places!
>Medusa: That can't be, that Nobu died.
>BNobu: It's fine, just go along with it.
>Medusa: So, what do you want?
>BNobu: You know how they took one of my stars in FGO, right?
>Medusa: Yeah, and you were supposed to be so strong. For a joke character.
>BNobu: Don't call me that! You'll make me cry! Well, leaving that aside, I'm THAT Oda Nobunaga! The most famous warlord! Don't you think it's too weird I'm missing some stars?!
BNobu has gone crazy. She's gonna beat everyone, take their stars and prove she's the strongest of all. However, everyone heard her plan. Nobody likes what they heard, so everyone is going to beat her. Just because this is a joke scenario they can't let that happen.
>BNobu: I-I wasn't serious! I'm not Bad Nobu, I'm the real Nobu! T-The bad one died at Honnoji! Remember?!
The door opens and Nobu enters. What a twist.
>Nobu: Hey, if it isn't Bad Nobu! Been a while!
>BNobu: Damn you Nobu, your timing is too bad!
>Arturia: Let's go, everyone! EXCALIBUR!
>Alter: EXCALIBUR MORGAN!
>Mordred: CLARENT BLOOD ARTHUR!
>MHX: Excalibur!
>Okita: Mumyou Sandan-Zuki!
>Lily: Caliburn!!!
>BNobu: Nobu.... Nobu.... Nobu...
>Nobu: BAD NOBU!!!!!!!! Hang in there, Bad Nobu! I'm here!
>BNobu: It's natural for a shadow to disappear, but don't forget, as long as there is anger there is darkness as well!
>Nobu: Bad Nobu... You are my friend.
>Okita: I'm sorry to interrupt but I can't tell which one is talking at all.
>Arturia: So why not make the good Nobu talk cute?
>Nobu: Uh, ok. Let's try this again.
>Nobu: Hang in there, Bad Nobu! The cute Nobu is here!
>BNobu: What is this. this cutesy is out of this world. I have no regrets...
>Nobu: Don't die! Our battle has only begun! Don't die, Bad Nobuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
>Mordred: What the hell is this.
>Medusa: Don't ask me.