Because the entire point's she's being dumb about it.
I assumed that was more to do with the fact that she was an aberration from the godly standard of 'beauty' represented by her sisters, who gave her endless grief over it.

Whether or not the gods of Olympus were secretly lolicons is a matter for another time.
 
I assumed that was more to do with the fact that she was an aberration from the godly standard of 'beauty' represented by her sisters, who gave her endless grief over it.

Whether or not the gods of Olympus were secretly lolicons is a matter for another time.
Oh, the Olympians were definitely lolicons... and siscons... and every other type of con really. Or was that just Zeus?
 
Artemis confirmed for kumacon?

Zeus was especially bad, but really the only one who wasn't a massive dickhead was Hades.
It says something about your pantheon when this guy is genuinely the most likeable guy on the roster.
And even he had 'skeevy by our standards' practices like how he married Persephone.
Of course, that particular instance was at least partially orchestrated by Zeus, so yeah, fuck him.
 
I assumed that was more to do with the fact that she was an aberration from the godly standard of 'beauty' represented by her sisters, who gave her endless grief over it.

Whether or not the gods of Olympus were secretly lolicons is a matter for another time.
Well it's more like her sisters were literally beauty incarnate because that's what their goddess abilities basically boiled down to, combined with them constantly bullying her 24/7 because they're both S. So even though she's not actually that tall from our perspective and she's really pretty, not to mention what her interlude explains about her potential as a goddess, she still feels terrible about her self-image because of the little shits that were her sisters.
 
Ugh, why are there no modern incarnations of Hades where he isn't the villain? Like you said, he's one of the most likable out of all of them.

Theres always the Dresden Files version, who stopped time for a pleasant chat, dog owner to dog owner.

Of course, that was shortly before a heck of a lot of violence, but still.
 
Heck even the Ulster Cycle is basically Mebd going 'I WIN FOREVER' and outsmarting EVERYONE

Ulster Cycle said:
Now once upon a time there was a great assembly between the men of Connaught from the west and those of Ulster from the east around Loch Rí, and Medb happened to be bathing herself early in the morning in the well above the selfsame Loch.

"Beautiful is yonder form," said each one.

"Who is that?" Furbaide asked.

"The sister of your mother," all answered.

He was eating a piece of cheese. He did not then tarry to seek a stone. He put the piece of cheese in the sling. When Medb's forehead was towards them, he let fly the cheese and it struck her on the crown of the head, so that he killed her by the one cast in vengeance of his mother.

That is the death of Medb.
 
Some Greek Mythology scholars suspect that the golden shower was in fact a literal shower of gold coins used to bribe Danaë and her father.
Oh, I'm fully aware of that. But please... Golden rain that seeps through the roof? I rather doubt that all ancient Greeks who repeated that description over and over again only had thoughts of gold coins. :V
 

Okay point

But really until then it was All Victory near no losses

I mean yeah Cu Chulainn humiliated her repeatedly, and this being japan means Mebd went all dere dere towards him
 
"Alright, I've been keeping up a pretty good pace of farming these last few remaining gold idols – only two days left until the event ends, but I'm pretty sure I can get them all. And the whole time I've been racking up the Bond points with my shiny new 10-Bond Liz!"

"Weird that she doesn't show any level progression, though. I guess they're trying out a new visual or something. Let me check how far she is from Level 6 – she's getting 615 every time I grind out a 30AP farming mission, so it shouldn't take too-"

 
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