Trolley Problem Quest

[obssesednuker]

I say we just give the order instead.

[X] PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

 

[5D Antipyramid]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

 

[Solarstream]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

 

[Crawkid]

[X] pull the lever

Im not sure the button option is viable, but itd be interesting to be proven wrong

 

[CrabTravelLLC]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

 

[Deathstorm50]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

God I hope the button works

 

[Chiperninerm]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

 

[aimlessPolymath]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

 

[The Chilly One]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

 

[rush99999]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

 

[digital2]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

Fuck it, let's go all in on the crazy and mash that button.

 

[AltF4152]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

 

[Rossum]

[X] Push the button that is labeled 'Multi-Track Drift' located next to the lever.

Spoiler: Multi-Track Drift

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46LtnUamG2Y

 

[chellewalker]

Y̴o̷u̷ ̷p̶u̷s̴h̸e̴d̷ ̴t̸h̶e̷ ̸b̶u̵t̷t̶o̸n̷ ̸l̵a̷b̴e̸l̸e̵d̵ ̴"̵M̶u̶l̵t̸i̸-̶T̸r̴a̸c̵k̸ ̸D̷r̷i̷f̸t̷.̴"̶ ̷%̶#̵!̶*̸%̸ ̴i̵s̷ ̸a̶t̴ ̷7̸%̷.̸

What did you just do? "Multi-Track Drift?" "Button?" I didn't see anything like that; all 6 of them are dead now, but s̴o̸m̵e̵t̷h̴i̸n̵g̶ ̵e̵l̶s̵e̴ seems to have started increasing. On the bright side though, revolution seems to be in full swing! Turns out that when politicians treat the deaths of 6 parasites as more important than the millions of cancer victims, people notice and get angry. In fact, the Off-Tracker movement seems to be swelling to a fervor, so much so that you feel inspired yourself...

Spoiler: Statistics

̷%̶#̵!̶*̸%̸: 7%
People Murdered: 21
People Let Die: 16 + every global cancer victim
Funerals Disrupted: 1
Families Reunited: 1
Cars Totaled: 1
Shiny Levers Pulled: 1
Misattributed Blame for Capitalism: 1
Cancer Cured: 1

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There is a runaway trolley barreling down the street. Currently, it's poised to kill 5 people, 3 of which are corrupt politicians that were found to have embezzled money from the trolley inspection budget, and the other 2 being innocent bystanders. You are standing next to a lever that, if pulled, would redirect the trolley towards 1 "professional philanthropist," who donates their money to feel better about themselves. All 6 of these people are ideologically opposed to the Off-Tracker movement.

Do you pull the lever?

[ ] Pull the Lever

[ ] Don't Pull the Lever

 

[Rossum]

[X] Don't Pull the Lever

 

[Toboe]

[X] Don't Pull the Lever

 

[thenew]

[X] Don't Pull the Lever

At least he isn't donating his money purely for a tax cut.

 

[Exmorri]

[X] Don't Pull the Lever

 

[AltF4152]

[X] Don't Pull the Lever

 

[Crawkid]

oh hey, the button worked

[x] Don't Pull the Lever

 

[5D Antipyramid]

[X] Don't Pull the Lever

 

[obssesednuker]

[X] Derail the Trolley.

 

[Lydia]

[X] Pull the Lever

 

[Solarstream]

[X] Don't Pull the Lever

 

[Chiperninerm]

[X] Don't Pull the Lever