Trolley Problem Quest

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The 19th Trolley
You pulled the lever, murding the king and his two daughters.

You gained 3 XP! You leveled up! (1 --> 2)


Monarchy? Who needs one of those anyway; I'm sure this "Demon Lord" was just some political rival the undoubtedly tyrannical ruler wanted to subsume. Just as you had before, the world would need to rapidly adapt to your revolution. Although, what would that look like in a pre-industrial society? And should you be worried about the trolley picking up speed again?

Level: 2 (XP to next level: 5)
%̶#̵!̶*̸%̸: 22%
People Murdered: 27
People Let Die: 26 + every global cancer victim + 5 slimes
Funerals Disrupted: 1
Families Reunited: 1
Cars Totaled: 1
Shiny Levers Pulled: 1
Misattributed Blame for Capitalism: 1
Cancer Cured: 1
Global Economies Destroyed: 1
Attention Gained: D̷͔͔̜̞̀̓͝i̷͈̜͓̫̳̯̺͇͂̍͛̄̋̉̇͊͘͝ḋ̸̮̼͜ ̴̨̯̪̤̭͒͒̅̑̿ẏ̵̜͛͋̍ơ̵̢͍͕̙̍͒ͅų̵̜̳̹̞͚̈́̈́̀̽̉̔ ̷̡̨̻͍͍͌̋́̎̐͐̌̈́̊t̶̡̼̬̜̲͉̒̊ͅḩ̵̧̰̝͖̻̗̪̠͊̉î̸͈̲̥̩̻̼̱̀͋̓̎͒͠ņ̸̙̲̻̺͇̦͚̺̄̂͆̓̈́̒́͗̏̕ḱ̶̪̰͋ ̶̢̧̢͈̖̣̭̜̱̠̌̈̉̑̾̀͒̚͠͝m̵̱̂͋̈́̍͘͠y̵̤̬̮̮̥̼̱͑̉̄̀̋̕ ̶̩̻̲͖͕͉̫̒̈́̿̈ẘ̶͎̜a̸̜̥̪̣̖̠̐͌r̴̯̤̩͑̾̄̈́̿͜ͅn̶̝̣̭͇̫͋̏̉i̴̢͔̹̟͔̬̻̭͗͂̉̄͜͜n̵̠͆̊̀́̍̈́͑́͐ǵ̴̝̩͖͉͖̄͋̎͑̔̌̈͠ ̵̞̪̑t̷̨̛̳̪̞̋͐̉͗̎͐o̶͖͉̲͓̫̟̔̂̊̋ ̸͈̩̬̪̅̌̒͝ḅ̶̔̅͌̔͂ë̸̩̖̳̙̥͔̘̣͖̤́͑̿͝ ̸̙̫̬̦͉͓̫̀͗͑̽͐͋̊̚͘͜m̵̘̗͇̎͋̆̇ͅe̵͉̭̬̪͚͈̩̊̓͒̂̑̒̑͆̋̚ř̵̡̬͚̲̠̝̫̤e̶̡̩͉͖͚̖̦̘̍̿̾̄͑̽̋̐͝ ̴̩̱͆g̸̢̧͊͠r̴̡͔̟̝͈̥͗̒̊́̏̔ą̷̢̯̻̦̺̭̅̏͂͆̒͠ṋ̸̡̨̪̹̰̜̙͒d̷̜̖̰̱̖͚͒̔̆͜s̸̨̗̄̉̿͐͝t̵̡̫̩̫̉́̍ͅả̴̮̞̫̱̍͆̋̈́͗̔͆̚n̸̨͚̙̉͊̌̔̚͜͝d̶̯̺̣̓͆̊̉̉̋͗̍į̴̡̹͕͉̖̋̀̿̿͊n̶̼̹̓̍̀́̊̓́͋̅g̵̡̛̥͇̻̗͉̉͋͂̐͑?̷̖͠ ̴̬̱̹̎̕Ÿ̷̻́͆̐́̉͌̒̿͝ò̶͕͇̂̊̿͛́̉u̵̢͔̥̦̞̻̲͇̠̓̊̂̈́̅̏r̸͖̰̪̲͉̎̇̎̒̂̒̐ ̵̨͙̙̮̺͓͍̮̞̋̓͑̀̂̍̀́a̷̝̺̦̥͓͐͆̈́͆̿̉̚ȓ̷̤̠̖̊͆̈́͝͝ŕ̸̢̘̗͕̩̻̳̲͕̟͒͑͐͠ǫ̷͌̌͒̈́̇g̵̢̛͍̮͕̹̭̍͋͆͂͐̒̔͜a̶̼̹̭̱̣̣͐͜n̶̢̝͙̖̱̆͑͐͋́́̿̊č̶̡̛̖̫͖̜͈̜̙̲̯͊̒̽̇͑̃e̶̬͓͚̍͊̃̓̑̈́̓̚ ̸̟͚̪͕̐̒͌͑̽̊͗͘͘̚w̶͎̗̩̣͙̍̐̓̍͝i̶̡̠̜̤̰͓͆̋͊̈́͝l̶̛̺͚̯ḻ̷͚̦͍̩̠̥͇͔̠̾̊̃͛̀͗̊̇͝ ̷̨͎̩̝̂̾s̸̨̤̏̄̓̊̈́̓o̸̪͓̥͛͒̄͛̄̈́o̷̙̥͍̙͉̬̊̉̂͗̇͂͠ņ̵̰́̎͘͝ ̵̺̘͔̀́̌̂̈́̈́̊ì̴̹͉̫̥̲̙̮̦͚͊͘g̶̨̪̺͔̑̍̂́͒̀̏̔͝n̸͍̪̦̤̤̈͊̐̅̇͜i̶̡͕̫͒̿̈́͗̍̄̾̒̕t̶͔̼̩̱͑̓̂̈́̚e̶͎͕̰͓̕ ̵̢̥̗̹̗̝̮͇͍̃̇̈́̉͜m̵̛̗̊̎̈́͆͝ý̷̡̡̜̳̜̩̣̺̼͖̌̂̍ ̵͔͙͖̰͎̯̊̾̇̐̑͝ǐ̵̜̱̩̪̕͠r̶̹͍̣̘͕͑̏͘ę̴͍̩̳̎̌.̷̢̘̘̩̼͇͋̈́͘.̵̨̬̅͂̏̈́̆͛̂̆͠.̵̟̀̂̈́͛̏͝
Paradoxes Created: 1
Isekai Experienced: 1
Monarchs Toppled: 1



There is a runaway trolley barreling down the street. Currently, it's poised to strike the college of mystisysm, killing of the 10 curators and destroying the largest repository of knowledge in the world, giving you no XP from the incident. You are standing next to a lever that, if pulled, would redirect the trolley towards the World Advancement Fair, murdering the 30 most capable craftsmen on the planet and destroying their lifes' works, giving you the XP for their deaths.

Do you pull the lever?

[ ] Pull the Lever

[ ] Don't Pull the Lever
 
[X] whats this button that says experimental emergency brakes? Push it.

Magic OR technology? Bah! We shall have BOTH! The next runaway trolley shall be a Magitek one!

Tech bros or a library? Finally an easy one

Given the state of things, it's probably more artisanal craftsmen poking at the first steam engine.

Guess the trolley's here are usually horse drawn or something.
 
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[X] whats this button that says experimental emergency brakes? Push it.
I want to see what happens if we keep pushing. It's not as if there's going to be any real consequences!
 
"Tech bro"s was the pseudo "innovators" with labour violations a few trolleys back.

This is actually capable craftsmen.
Or it's unreliable narrator. Capable craftsmen also engage in lots of labor violations and putting honest laborers out of work by inventing automata and steam enginers to take their jobs. ;)
 
[X] whats this button that says experimental emergency brakes? Push it.
 
Oh I hate this choice actually. The World's Fair were some of the brightest and most hopeful moments in history, imo, and the burning of the Library at Alexandria was a terrible tragedy.

[X] whats this button that says experimental emergency brakes? Push it.

I choose a third option. Also we should really look into getting conductors on these trolleys. Do they even have passengers?
 
[X] whats this button that says experimental emergency brakes? Push it.

I'm surprised it took so long for us to consider simply braking the trolley.
 
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