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Trolley Problem Quest

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[X] Pull the Lever
If we dont pull the lever some losers die but if we do pull the lever we kill some people and mess up the timeline, therefore as a person who is extremely morally corrupt, the lever must be pulled
 
[X] Pull another lever, that redirects the trolley towards the Attention Gained stat.
 
[X] Pull the Lever
-[X] Shout through the portal to suplex the trolley, and that its their only hope.
 
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The 17th Trolley
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    • You pulled the lever, murdering 3 people.

    Now why on earth would you do that? There were only 2 that would have overwise been hit- what's that? 5 people? You must not have been paying attention. You should really work on that; like right now, I bet you don't even see that truck comi-

    Level: 1 (XP to next level: 3)
    %̶#̵!̶*̸%̸: 22%
    People Murdered: 24
    People Let Die: 26 + every global cancer victim
    Funerals Disrupted: 1
    Families Reunited: 1
    Cars Totaled: 1
    Shiny Levers Pulled: 1
    Misattributed Blame for Capitalism: 1
    Cancer Cured: 1
    Global Economies Destroyed: 1
    Attention Gained: D̷͔͔̜̞̀̓͝i̷͈̜͓̫̳̯̺͇͂̍͛̄̋̉̇͊͘͝ḋ̸̮̼͜ ̴̨̯̪̤̭͒͒̅̑̿ẏ̵̜͛͋̍ơ̵̢͍͕̙̍͒ͅų̵̜̳̹̞͚̈́̈́̀̽̉̔ ̷̡̨̻͍͍͌̋́̎̐͐̌̈́̊t̶̡̼̬̜̲͉̒̊ͅḩ̵̧̰̝͖̻̗̪̠͊̉î̸͈̲̥̩̻̼̱̀͋̓̎͒͠ņ̸̙̲̻̺͇̦͚̺̄̂͆̓̈́̒́͗̏̕ḱ̶̪̰͋ ̶̢̧̢͈̖̣̭̜̱̠̌̈̉̑̾̀͒̚͠͝m̵̱̂͋̈́̍͘͠y̵̤̬̮̮̥̼̱͑̉̄̀̋̕ ̶̩̻̲͖͕͉̫̒̈́̿̈ẘ̶͎̜a̸̜̥̪̣̖̠̐͌r̴̯̤̩͑̾̄̈́̿͜ͅn̶̝̣̭͇̫͋̏̉i̴̢͔̹̟͔̬̻̭͗͂̉̄͜͜n̵̠͆̊̀́̍̈́͑́͐ǵ̴̝̩͖͉͖̄͋̎͑̔̌̈͠ ̵̞̪̑t̷̨̛̳̪̞̋͐̉͗̎͐o̶͖͉̲͓̫̟̔̂̊̋ ̸͈̩̬̪̅̌̒͝ḅ̶̔̅͌̔͂ë̸̩̖̳̙̥͔̘̣͖̤́͑̿͝ ̸̙̫̬̦͉͓̫̀͗͑̽͐͋̊̚͘͜m̵̘̗͇̎͋̆̇ͅe̵͉̭̬̪͚͈̩̊̓͒̂̑̒̑͆̋̚ř̵̡̬͚̲̠̝̫̤e̶̡̩͉͖͚̖̦̘̍̿̾̄͑̽̋̐͝ ̴̩̱͆g̸̢̧͊͠r̴̡͔̟̝͈̥͗̒̊́̏̔ą̷̢̯̻̦̺̭̅̏͂͆̒͠ṋ̸̡̨̪̹̰̜̙͒d̷̜̖̰̱̖͚͒̔̆͜s̸̨̗̄̉̿͐͝t̵̡̫̩̫̉́̍ͅả̴̮̞̫̱̍͆̋̈́͗̔͆̚n̸̨͚̙̉͊̌̔̚͜͝d̶̯̺̣̓͆̊̉̉̋͗̍į̴̡̹͕͉̖̋̀̿̿͊n̶̼̹̓̍̀́̊̓́͋̅g̵̡̛̥͇̻̗͉̉͋͂̐͑?̷̖͠ ̴̬̱̹̎̕Ÿ̷̻́͆̐́̉͌̒̿͝ò̶͕͇̂̊̿͛́̉u̵̢͔̥̦̞̻̲͇̠̓̊̂̈́̅̏r̸͖̰̪̲͉̎̇̎̒̂̒̐ ̵̨͙̙̮̺͓͍̮̞̋̓͑̀̂̍̀́a̷̝̺̦̥͓͐͆̈́͆̿̉̚ȓ̷̤̠̖̊͆̈́͝͝ŕ̸̢̘̗͕̩̻̳̲͕̟͒͑͐͠ǫ̷͌̌͒̈́̇g̵̢̛͍̮͕̹̭̍͋͆͂͐̒̔͜a̶̼̹̭̱̣̣͐͜n̶̢̝͙̖̱̆͑͐͋́́̿̊č̶̡̛̖̫͖̜͈̜̙̲̯͊̒̽̇͑̃e̶̬͓͚̍͊̃̓̑̈́̓̚ ̸̟͚̪͕̐̒͌͑̽̊͗͘͘̚w̶͎̗̩̣͙̍̐̓̍͝i̶̡̠̜̤̰͓͆̋͊̈́͝l̶̛̺͚̯ḻ̷͚̦͍̩̠̥͇͔̠̾̊̃͛̀͗̊̇͝ ̷̨͎̩̝̂̾s̸̨̤̏̄̓̊̈́̓o̸̪͓̥͛͒̄͛̄̈́o̷̙̥͍̙͉̬̊̉̂͗̇͂͠ņ̵̰́̎͘͝ ̵̺̘͔̀́̌̂̈́̈́̊ì̴̹͉̫̥̲̙̮̦͚͊͘g̶̨̪̺͔̑̍̂́͒̀̏̔͝n̸͍̪̦̤̤̈͊̐̅̇͜i̶̡͕̫͒̿̈́͗̍̄̾̒̕t̶͔̼̩̱͑̓̂̈́̚e̶͎͕̰͓̕ ̵̢̥̗̹̗̝̮͇͍̃̇̈́̉͜m̵̛̗̊̎̈́͆͝ý̷̡̡̜̳̜̩̣̺̼͖̌̂̍ ̵͔͙͖̰͎̯̊̾̇̐̑͝ǐ̵̜̱̩̪̕͠r̶̹͍̣̘͕͑̏͘ę̴͍̩̳̎̌.̷̢̘̘̩̼͇͋̈́͘.̵̨̬̅͂̏̈́̆͛̂̆͠.̵̟̀̂̈́͛̏͝
    Paradoxes Created: 1
    Isekai Experienced: 1


    Oh no! In a jarring and lacking-in-any-emotional-weight turn of events, you've been struck by a truck and isekaied into another world! This world is nothing like our own, because while it still has the same amenities and sense of morality as our own world (despite having a wildly different cultural growth and development), in this world you can gain XP to level up!

    How original!

    There is a runaway trolley barreling down the street. Currently, it's poised to kill 5 slimes, giving you no XP from the Incident. You are standing next to a lever that, if pulled, would redirect the trolley towards 5 innocent people, murdering them and giving you the XP for their deaths.

    Do you pull the lever?

    [ ] Pull the Lever

    [ ] Don't Pull the Lever
     
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    • [X] Pull the Lever

    This is an odd-numbered lever. I prefer pulling odd-numbered levers to even-numbered levers.
     
    [X] Don't Pull the Lever

    I want to add some slimes to our count.
     
    [x] Don't Pull the Lever

    There's bound to be a quest for those slimes. Getting XP by murdering peasants is terribly ineffective.
     
    [X] Pull the Lever
    I bet this is one of these deconstruction scenarios where the slimes are fully sapient with their own civilization and only our own biases make us value human life over theirs.
     
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