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Trolley Problem Quest

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[X] Don't Pull the Lever

This is a new world. A chance for us to start anew and no longer be a murderer of humans. So, let's run over as many fantasy races as we can!
 
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[X] Pull the lever several times until it details off of the tracks. Killing it.

Look let's think about this logically. If the trolley running over the Slimes doesn't grant US XP then the Trolley must be someone like us. So I suggest we kill it and gain all of ITS XP instead of going for the small fries.
 
[X] Pull the lever several times until it details off of the tracks. Killing it.
 
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The 18th Trolley
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    • You didn't pull the lever, letting 5 slimes get run over.

    Hard to say if those were things were actually dangerous, but you didn't kill anyone, so good on you! Of course, for that same reason you're still only Level 1, but that's just an arbitrary number. What kind of person would obsess over something like that?

    Level: 1 (XP to next level: 3)
    %̶#̵!̶*̸%̸: 22%
    People Murdered: 24
    People Let Die: 26 + every global cancer victim + 5 slimes
    Funerals Disrupted: 1
    Families Reunited: 1
    Cars Totaled: 1
    Shiny Levers Pulled: 1
    Misattributed Blame for Capitalism: 1
    Cancer Cured: 1
    Global Economies Destroyed: 1
    Attention Gained: D̷͔͔̜̞̀̓͝i̷͈̜͓̫̳̯̺͇͂̍͛̄̋̉̇͊͘͝ḋ̸̮̼͜ ̴̨̯̪̤̭͒͒̅̑̿ẏ̵̜͛͋̍ơ̵̢͍͕̙̍͒ͅų̵̜̳̹̞͚̈́̈́̀̽̉̔ ̷̡̨̻͍͍͌̋́̎̐͐̌̈́̊t̶̡̼̬̜̲͉̒̊ͅḩ̵̧̰̝͖̻̗̪̠͊̉î̸͈̲̥̩̻̼̱̀͋̓̎͒͠ņ̸̙̲̻̺͇̦͚̺̄̂͆̓̈́̒́͗̏̕ḱ̶̪̰͋ ̶̢̧̢͈̖̣̭̜̱̠̌̈̉̑̾̀͒̚͠͝m̵̱̂͋̈́̍͘͠y̵̤̬̮̮̥̼̱͑̉̄̀̋̕ ̶̩̻̲͖͕͉̫̒̈́̿̈ẘ̶͎̜a̸̜̥̪̣̖̠̐͌r̴̯̤̩͑̾̄̈́̿͜ͅn̶̝̣̭͇̫͋̏̉i̴̢͔̹̟͔̬̻̭͗͂̉̄͜͜n̵̠͆̊̀́̍̈́͑́͐ǵ̴̝̩͖͉͖̄͋̎͑̔̌̈͠ ̵̞̪̑t̷̨̛̳̪̞̋͐̉͗̎͐o̶͖͉̲͓̫̟̔̂̊̋ ̸͈̩̬̪̅̌̒͝ḅ̶̔̅͌̔͂ë̸̩̖̳̙̥͔̘̣͖̤́͑̿͝ ̸̙̫̬̦͉͓̫̀͗͑̽͐͋̊̚͘͜m̵̘̗͇̎͋̆̇ͅe̵͉̭̬̪͚͈̩̊̓͒̂̑̒̑͆̋̚ř̵̡̬͚̲̠̝̫̤e̶̡̩͉͖͚̖̦̘̍̿̾̄͑̽̋̐͝ ̴̩̱͆g̸̢̧͊͠r̴̡͔̟̝͈̥͗̒̊́̏̔ą̷̢̯̻̦̺̭̅̏͂͆̒͠ṋ̸̡̨̪̹̰̜̙͒d̷̜̖̰̱̖͚͒̔̆͜s̸̨̗̄̉̿͐͝t̵̡̫̩̫̉́̍ͅả̴̮̞̫̱̍͆̋̈́͗̔͆̚n̸̨͚̙̉͊̌̔̚͜͝d̶̯̺̣̓͆̊̉̉̋͗̍į̴̡̹͕͉̖̋̀̿̿͊n̶̼̹̓̍̀́̊̓́͋̅g̵̡̛̥͇̻̗͉̉͋͂̐͑?̷̖͠ ̴̬̱̹̎̕Ÿ̷̻́͆̐́̉͌̒̿͝ò̶͕͇̂̊̿͛́̉u̵̢͔̥̦̞̻̲͇̠̓̊̂̈́̅̏r̸͖̰̪̲͉̎̇̎̒̂̒̐ ̵̨͙̙̮̺͓͍̮̞̋̓͑̀̂̍̀́a̷̝̺̦̥͓͐͆̈́͆̿̉̚ȓ̷̤̠̖̊͆̈́͝͝ŕ̸̢̘̗͕̩̻̳̲͕̟͒͑͐͠ǫ̷͌̌͒̈́̇g̵̢̛͍̮͕̹̭̍͋͆͂͐̒̔͜a̶̼̹̭̱̣̣͐͜n̶̢̝͙̖̱̆͑͐͋́́̿̊č̶̡̛̖̫͖̜͈̜̙̲̯͊̒̽̇͑̃e̶̬͓͚̍͊̃̓̑̈́̓̚ ̸̟͚̪͕̐̒͌͑̽̊͗͘͘̚w̶͎̗̩̣͙̍̐̓̍͝i̶̡̠̜̤̰͓͆̋͊̈́͝l̶̛̺͚̯ḻ̷͚̦͍̩̠̥͇͔̠̾̊̃͛̀͗̊̇͝ ̷̨͎̩̝̂̾s̸̨̤̏̄̓̊̈́̓o̸̪͓̥͛͒̄͛̄̈́o̷̙̥͍̙͉̬̊̉̂͗̇͂͠ņ̵̰́̎͘͝ ̵̺̘͔̀́̌̂̈́̈́̊ì̴̹͉̫̥̲̙̮̦͚͊͘g̶̨̪̺͔̑̍̂́͒̀̏̔͝n̸͍̪̦̤̤̈͊̐̅̇͜i̶̡͕̫͒̿̈́͗̍̄̾̒̕t̶͔̼̩̱͑̓̂̈́̚e̶͎͕̰͓̕ ̵̢̥̗̹̗̝̮͇͍̃̇̈́̉͜m̵̛̗̊̎̈́͆͝ý̷̡̡̜̳̜̩̣̺̼͖̌̂̍ ̵͔͙͖̰͎̯̊̾̇̐̑͝ǐ̵̜̱̩̪̕͠r̶̹͍̣̘͕͑̏͘ę̴͍̩̳̎̌.̷̢̘̘̩̼͇͋̈́͘.̵̨̬̅͂̏̈́̆͛̂̆͠.̵̟̀̂̈́͛̏͝
    Paradoxes Created: 1
    Isekai Experienced: 1


    There is a runaway trolley barreling down the street. Currently, it's poised to strike your starter town, destroying it and giving you no XP from the incident. You are standing next to a lever that, if pulled, would redirect the trolley towards the king and his two daughters, murdering them before they can send you off on a quest against the Demon Lord, and giving you the XP for their deaths.

    Do you pull the lever?

    [ ] Pull the Lever

    [ ] Don't Pull the Lever
     
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    • The eternal question, which do I hate more? Tutorial towns, or monarchy?

    [X] Pull the Lever

    Monarchy. Tutorial towns at least serve a purpose.
     
    [X] Pull the lever several times until the trolley derails off of the tracks. Killing it.
     
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