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Trolley Problem Quest

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The 16th Trolley
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    • Ÿ̵̱̒o̸̗͗ů̵̼ ̵̰̜̍͌d̴̘̎ė̵̝̆ç̵̂į̷̣͗͊d̸̬̳͛͗è̷̗̱̓ď̸̌͜ ̸̫̐̐t̵͕̻̀͠ò̴̢̗̑ ̷̋͜t̴̪͒̓a̸̱̺͆ḱ̸̮̤ȅ̶̡̇ ̶̢̆̉a̴̹̖͆̓ ̶̱͉̓̏n̷̝̱̔ǎ̶̲̠͠p̴̞̕͝,̴͔̎ ̷̺͝l̷̬̈͆ę̶̓t̷͍̠̅͝t̵͚̆í̸̧̀ͅn̸̰̹̅g̸͙̃̚ ̶̦̈5̶̠̳͑̐ ̶͎̿p̴̱̈́͝e̴͍̥̅ǫ̷͈̈̎p̵̻̑l̷͇̀ẹ̷̗̓ ̴̧̖͘d̴̥̰̉į̷̳̈̇ȩ̴͙̿̏.̸͓̭̈̍

    You know, personal health is always important. Now that I've taken my own nap, I'm feeling much better about your decision to leave 5 people to die. I remembering being told to never denigrate your personal health, so denigrating other feels like the perfect compromise! Now if only there weren't so many dimensional rifts messing with your self-care routine...

    %̶#̵!̶*̸%̸: 22%
    People Murdered: 21
    People Let Die: 26 + every global cancer victim
    Funerals Disrupted: 1
    Families Reunited: 1
    Cars Totaled: 1
    Shiny Levers Pulled: 1
    Misattributed Blame for Capitalism: 1
    Cancer Cured: 1
    Global Economies Destroyed: 1
    Attention Gained: D̷͔͔̜̞̀̓͝i̷͈̜͓̫̳̯̺͇͂̍͛̄̋̉̇͊͘͝ḋ̸̮̼͜ ̴̨̯̪̤̭͒͒̅̑̿ẏ̵̜͛͋̍ơ̵̢͍͕̙̍͒ͅų̵̜̳̹̞͚̈́̈́̀̽̉̔ ̷̡̨̻͍͍͌̋́̎̐͐̌̈́̊t̶̡̼̬̜̲͉̒̊ͅḩ̵̧̰̝͖̻̗̪̠͊̉î̸͈̲̥̩̻̼̱̀͋̓̎͒͠ņ̸̙̲̻̺͇̦͚̺̄̂͆̓̈́̒́͗̏̕ḱ̶̪̰͋ ̶̢̧̢͈̖̣̭̜̱̠̌̈̉̑̾̀͒̚͠͝m̵̱̂͋̈́̍͘͠y̵̤̬̮̮̥̼̱͑̉̄̀̋̕ ̶̩̻̲͖͕͉̫̒̈́̿̈ẘ̶͎̜a̸̜̥̪̣̖̠̐͌r̴̯̤̩͑̾̄̈́̿͜ͅn̶̝̣̭͇̫͋̏̉i̴̢͔̹̟͔̬̻̭͗͂̉̄͜͜n̵̠͆̊̀́̍̈́͑́͐ǵ̴̝̩͖͉͖̄͋̎͑̔̌̈͠ ̵̞̪̑t̷̨̛̳̪̞̋͐̉͗̎͐o̶͖͉̲͓̫̟̔̂̊̋ ̸͈̩̬̪̅̌̒͝ḅ̶̔̅͌̔͂ë̸̩̖̳̙̥͔̘̣͖̤́͑̿͝ ̸̙̫̬̦͉͓̫̀͗͑̽͐͋̊̚͘͜m̵̘̗͇̎͋̆̇ͅe̵͉̭̬̪͚͈̩̊̓͒̂̑̒̑͆̋̚ř̵̡̬͚̲̠̝̫̤e̶̡̩͉͖͚̖̦̘̍̿̾̄͑̽̋̐͝ ̴̩̱͆g̸̢̧͊͠r̴̡͔̟̝͈̥͗̒̊́̏̔ą̷̢̯̻̦̺̭̅̏͂͆̒͠ṋ̸̡̨̪̹̰̜̙͒d̷̜̖̰̱̖͚͒̔̆͜s̸̨̗̄̉̿͐͝t̵̡̫̩̫̉́̍ͅả̴̮̞̫̱̍͆̋̈́͗̔͆̚n̸̨͚̙̉͊̌̔̚͜͝d̶̯̺̣̓͆̊̉̉̋͗̍į̴̡̹͕͉̖̋̀̿̿͊n̶̼̹̓̍̀́̊̓́͋̅g̵̡̛̥͇̻̗͉̉͋͂̐͑?̷̖͠ ̴̬̱̹̎̕Ÿ̷̻́͆̐́̉͌̒̿͝ò̶͕͇̂̊̿͛́̉u̵̢͔̥̦̞̻̲͇̠̓̊̂̈́̅̏r̸͖̰̪̲͉̎̇̎̒̂̒̐ ̵̨͙̙̮̺͓͍̮̞̋̓͑̀̂̍̀́a̷̝̺̦̥͓͐͆̈́͆̿̉̚ȓ̷̤̠̖̊͆̈́͝͝ŕ̸̢̘̗͕̩̻̳̲͕̟͒͑͐͠ǫ̷͌̌͒̈́̇g̵̢̛͍̮͕̹̭̍͋͆͂͐̒̔͜a̶̼̹̭̱̣̣͐͜n̶̢̝͙̖̱̆͑͐͋́́̿̊č̶̡̛̖̫͖̜͈̜̙̲̯͊̒̽̇͑̃e̶̬͓͚̍͊̃̓̑̈́̓̚ ̸̟͚̪͕̐̒͌͑̽̊͗͘͘̚w̶͎̗̩̣͙̍̐̓̍͝i̶̡̠̜̤̰͓͆̋͊̈́͝l̶̛̺͚̯ḻ̷͚̦͍̩̠̥͇͔̠̾̊̃͛̀͗̊̇͝ ̷̨͎̩̝̂̾s̸̨̤̏̄̓̊̈́̓o̸̪͓̥͛͒̄͛̄̈́o̷̙̥͍̙͉̬̊̉̂͗̇͂͠ņ̵̰́̎͘͝ ̵̺̘͔̀́̌̂̈́̈́̊ì̴̹͉̫̥̲̙̮̦͚͊͘g̶̨̪̺͔̑̍̂́͒̀̏̔͝n̸͍̪̦̤̤̈͊̐̅̇͜i̶̡͕̫͒̿̈́͗̍̄̾̒̕t̶͔̼̩̱͑̓̂̈́̚e̶͎͕̰͓̕ ̵̢̥̗̹̗̝̮͇͍̃̇̈́̉͜m̵̛̗̊̎̈́͆͝ý̷̡̡̜̳̜̩̣̺̼͖̌̂̍ ̵͔͙͖̰͎̯̊̾̇̐̑͝ǐ̵̜̱̩̪̕͠r̶̹͍̣̘͕͑̏͘ę̴͍̩̳̎̌.̷̢̘̘̩̼͇͋̈́͘.̵̨̬̅͂̏̈́̆͛̂̆͠.̵̟̀̂̈́͛̏͝


    There is a runaway trolley barreling down the street. Currently, it's poised to kill 5 people. You are standing next to a lever that, if pulled, would redirect the trolley towards a dimensional portal linking to the past, murdering 3 of the people five years ago.

    Do you pull the lever?

    [ ] Pull the Lever

    [ ] Don't Pull the Lever
     
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    • [X] Pull another lever, that redirects the trolley towards the Attention Gained stat.

    This will either be great/funny....or this will go horribly wrong
     
    Toboe said:
    Huh,taking a nap still got us corrupted stat and changed the attention gained text.
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    Anything other then pulling or not pulling the level is likely to gain us that stat. We exist in a terrible realm where we can only choose the lesser of two evils or break the system but whatever nightmarish creature that ties people to train tracks doesn't like it when we attempt to escape this realm.

    [X] Pull another lever, that redirects the trolley towards the Attention Gained stat.
     
    Oh boy, time travel and grandfather paradox all in one. More dimensional rifts for the rift god!

    [x] Pull the Lever
     
    Man, some strange eldritch being sure is upset about us taking naps. You know, I'm curious, if we kill those three people in the past, then wouldn't that change the present, invalidating their own deaths? Well, only one way to find out!

    [X] Pull the Lever
     
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