Trolley Problem Quest

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[X] Don't Pull th Lvr

losing " " is good thought. And I don't think us should risk choosing othr possibility.
 
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[X] Don't Pull th Lvr

Who gains sorrow upon losing a small part of a basis for building words? Nobody!
 
Th 21st Trolly
You didn't pull th lvr, dstroying th lttr "".

Oh lovly; I'm sur this isn't going to gt incrdibly annoying to rad and follow along. At last w'v managd to gt out of that mtaphysical spac, so w can gt back to th important qustions: how many popl ar you going to gt killd this tim?

[SPOILR="Statistics"]
Lvl: 2 (XP to nxt lvl: 5)
%̶#̵!̶*̸%̸: 30%
Popl Murdrd: 27
Popl Lt Di: 26 + vry global cancr victim + 5 slims
Funrals Disruptd: 1
Familis Runitd: 1
Cars Totald: 1
Shiny Lvrs Pulld: 1
Misattributd Blam for Capitalism: 1
Cancr Curd: 1
Global conomis Dstroyd: 1
Attntion Gaind: Ą̶̛͓̳̹̩̤͖̲̒̔̑̈́̈́͜͝͠n̵̢͎̟̳̣̯̤͈̙̩͍͙̲̼̠̽̓̏͒͝ḑ̴̤͉̥̭̺͇̄̿̅̉̃̎̈͝ ̶͙͂̌̋̄͂́̕͠n̵̡̨̻̆͐̊͐̅̇̊͊͆̂̄ó̴͚̼̤̱̀͑̐̿̈̄̈́̂̉͒̆̀̚w̵̫̱̼̼͓̙̺̮͙̜̪̲̖̲̿̔̈́͊̿̃͆͂͆͂͆̚ ̶̦̺̹̲̣̟͇̘͋̕y̴̤̙͇̤̤̠̣̳̗̻̌͊̒̀̓̄̿͑ͅͅo̴̪͕͗̀̔̌͌̓u̷̼͈̜̖͕̥̘͙̖̦͈͎̽̉̉̄̋̒̐͌̐̎̑͘̕͜ͅ ̸̛̛̠͓̻̙̩̗͙̳̆͌͜͝w̸̙̤̣̣̞̒́͊͋̃̉̒͘͝i̵͉̦̥͇̫̤̅̌ļ̷̧̬̙̘͍̠̻̥̹͈̦̠̫̾̍͂̈̑̏́̈́͘l̵͖̤͈̤͉̝̲͚̏̀̅̔̀̄̃̀͊̆̍̅̉͜ ̴̢̧̙̘̦͕̠̹͈̑̓̒̑͂͠ş̴̢̢̱͉̞̖͉̣̼̤̭̲̞̰̌͋͒͌̏̄̊͝ų̶̭̪̮̥̒̂͆̈́̏̆̿́͌͐̓͒͛͐̕f̸̭͖̬̲̌͆̔͘f̷̨̺̗͓̈́́̓̓͝r̴̛̲̥̎̋̊̒͛̓ ̴̰͉̺̹̼͉̥̫̮̙̝̺̤͉̹͋͘a̸̧̘̤̦͌̏̈́̚ͅs̶̗̼̿͆̀͗͛̽͒̆́͌̿̓̊̀͌͠͠ ̷̨͈̬̞̯̖́͛̽̎̀̈́̅́͌̋̕͜I̴̺͔̼͐̂̆̆́͜ ̷̨̨̖̗̩͚̲̝͉̼̖͙̩̞̲͗̀͊͒̀̓̽̉͒̏̿̃̕̕͠͠ͅͅh̷̞̺̬̿̾͆̽͐̆̾a̴̛̫̳̥̫͖̩̐͆̐̀̇̿̓́͋͌͝v̴͚̖̺̻̜̔͌̇͒͊͐̓͠;̶̛͚͗̋́͂̈̈̈́̉̑̈́̐̕͠ ̵̟̤͚̠̮͕̹͓̘̽̊̎̅̄̈́̅̌̚͜͝͝ͅm̴̧̡̡̳̙̱̙̼̱̺̝̫̤̭̱̯̹̊̏͌̓̿̂̈͒̄̀̕ą̴̜̣̙̭̳͇͚̹̲̼̣̫̻͕̍ͅy̸̢̦͚̺͍̥͑̓͊̇̋͝ ̴̧̓̈́ţ̸̺͈̮͚̯͔͙̪̟͓̂̾͛̂̿͘͠͠ͅh̴̡̧̝̻̦̻̼̗̖̯͕̥̤͊͂̎̿̊̑̽̀̀̕͠ị̴̧̧̛̯̜͎̣͈͈̞͓͈̙̪͓͂̂̍͐̉̒̐̋͂ͅs̴̢̠̻̝̹̝̗̦̖͔͙͎̹̺͒̔̆͋͘ ̴̟͍̞̖̜̲̱̰̤͒͜ͅw̵̨̯̰̮̙͚̝̋̐̓̀â̵̗̖̈́͊́̏̌̈̀̂͊̾̾̿̉̚͝r̴̨̞̻̰͚̰͓̞̃̂̆̃̋͌̒n̶͙̰̬̗̝͇̹̩͚͇̳͕͈̩̦̈́̓̋̅͒́̌̍̓͘͝͝ͅi̶̧̡̝̪͖̦̰̺͔͕̖͖͔̐̃̇̃́́̿́̔̋͌͊̃̉͋͜n̷̢̛͖̗̮̰̠̼̮͎̊͋̽̈́̏͐͐͒̐̑̃̌͜͝g̸̠̼͔͉̤̍̉̂̉̐̔̀̀̋̂̾̿̀̈́̚͝ ̸̨͉͉̲͖̝̦̺̩͓̩̲͈̮͉͇̎̍̎̂͜b̴̧̧̞̞̩͇͎̦̣̲̗̗͇͓͒͒̆͒̀̎̔̆ͅ ̴̛̘̙̺̮̐͐̌̓̈́̄̐͆̀̓͑̾̌̕͝ỷ̶̝̤̪̳̳̪̳̩̝̪̳̘͈ö̷̫͉͕̠̫͕̫́̓͐̆̽̏͑͋͆̈̔ư̵̲̥̱͊̈́́̃̇͋͂͋͜͝͝r̴̛̯͇͕͚̩͇͋́̽̎̄̈͛͌̈̽͝͝͠ ̷̨̻̺͉͚͔̯̬͕̯̩̼̣̣̼̞̍l̴̛̜͎͔͍̍a̶̳̍̂̽́̂̾̆̎̏̎̌̚š̵̡̥̙̳̟̳͆̅̾̀͛̐̑̀̕͜͜ṫ̷͔͕̗̜͔̖̝̤͔̣͖̜͎̬̙̩̽̈́̾͂͋̑̒́̾͋̆̕̕̕͝͝ͅ.̷̻̮̠͌̂͑ͅ
Paradoxs Cratd: 1
Iskai xprincd: 2
Monarchs Toppld: 1
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Thr is a runaway trolly barrling down th strt. Currntly, it's poisd to strik th moon, vaporizing it and disrupting plantary ocan tids. You ar standing nxt to a lvr that, if pulld, would rdirct th trolly towards th Panama canal, crippling global trad and causing mass starvation as othr transport channls struggl to compnsat.

Do you pull th lvr?

[ ] Pull th Lvr

[ ] Don't Pull th Lvr
 
[X] Don't Pull th Lvr

Hear me out. Let's cause as much mayhem as we can. Because it is no longer possible for people to die. We have achieved a perfect solution.
Because everyone we kill? They won't be dead anymore.

They will be dads.

And this world needs more dads.
 
[X] Don't Pull th Lvr
W'v don a lot of damag alrady, so lt's blow up th moon! W'll actually annihilat it right? So w won't hav to dal with th consquncs of thousands of moon bits falling into the plant and cooking it?
 
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Amazing, hiding box cannot block sight of stats!

[X] Don't Pull th Lvr
 
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[X] Don't Pull th Lvr
D" "ath no long a thing. but tides of little import than food. Even though starvation is not a thing.
 
[X] Pull th Lvr

Considr: Th Canal was dug by humans and can b dug again, but no way is known to us of rplacing a Moon.
 
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[X] Don't Pull th Lvr

Har m out. Lt's caus as much mayhm as w can. Becaus it is no longer possibl for popl to di. W have achivd a prfct solution.
Becaus vryon w kill? Thy won't b dad anymor.

Thy will b dads.

And this world nds mor dads.
FTFY
[X] Don't Pull th Lvr
 
[X] Rdirct th lvr towards th absnc of th lttr that usd to b btwn "D" and "F"
 
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