Tome of the Orange Sky (Naruto/MGLN)

Huh, from what I can see Chakra is created through the combination of physical and mental energy not physical and spiritual energy, with the mixing of spiritual energy creating another form of chakra.

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Energy

Energy (エネルギー, "Enerugī") is a collective term used with referring to the many different types of energies within the world. Life Force ー physical energy that manifests into a person's overall stamina, durability and longevity combined into one. Its power depends on the potency of the three. It...
 
Honestly I'm surprised Samehada isn't an Uzumaki creation. Considering it's, you know, ALIVE.

Samehada is actually an Uzumaki that sealed themselves into the shape of a sword. They now have to eat chakra in place of food.

For this reason Samehada is considered the biggest failure of a sword in Uzu history, as the sword is incapable of eating ramen.

And I know I just made the above up but honestly it feels more plausible than a good portion of Naruto canon, so who knows.
 
Huh, from what I can see Chakra is created through the combination of physical and mental energy not physical and spiritual energy, with the mixing of spiritual energy creating another form of chakra.

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Energy

Energy (エネルギー, "Enerugī") is a collective term used with referring to the many different types of energies within the world. Life Force ー physical energy that manifests into a person's overall stamina, durability and longevity combined into one. Its power depends on the potency of the three. It...
That's the Fanon wiki, and thus not actually canon.
still think that Fanon wiki's are moronic as they just cause confusion
 
Uh, not "fanon" wiki, "fandom" wiki. As in a wiki created by fans instead of an official source. This doesn't mean the information is inaccurate, just that it wasn't added by an official source. Because it is user edited, one should take any info with a grain of salt if there are no sources cited. But this still doesn't automatically mean the information is wrong.
 
I know it's been mentioned at least once in the story, but as far as I recall scrolls that hold living people area big no no. You can store bodies and carcasses, but not people alive... And apparently you can't store someone to kill them either because it would be an effective killing strategy
The way I'm running it is that sealing someone into a scroll has their chakra fight the sealing, even if they're a civilian. So you can do so for short periods of time, and the more chakra they have the shorter time you can manage.

...and they have to be unconscious and weakened before you can even attempt it.
So the random Konoha people all think he's trying to impersonate Kakashi reading porn in public, but with a fake blank book, possibly because he doesn't know what that book of Kakashi's is?
He hasn't done it for a while because it was part of awareness training that became somewhat moot later. :V
Uh, not "fanon" wiki, "fandom" wiki. As in a wiki created by fans instead of an official source. This doesn't mean the information is inaccurate, just that it wasn't added by an official source. Because it is user edited, one should take any info with a grain of salt if there are no sources cited. But this still doesn't automatically mean the information is wrong.
No, that link goes to the Naruto Fanon Fandom Wiki (narutofanon.fandom.com instead of naruto.fandom.com), a Fandom wiki for things that are fanon/created by fanfics.
 
Oh, didn't see that part of the address. In my defense, the title blends into the purple and black background rather well. And it's hosted on the same site as all the other fandom wikis.
 
Samehada is actually an Uzumaki that sealed themselves into the shape of a sword. They now have to eat chakra in place of food.

For this reason Samehada is considered the biggest failure of a sword in Uzu history, as the sword is incapable of eating ramen.

And I know I just made the above up but honestly it feels more plausible than a good portion of Naruto canon, so who knows.

And Uzu ended up being destroyed before they could finish their greatest work, the one that would lead to them becoming the absolute rulers of the Elemental Nations.
More than that, Uzu was attacked because it was leaked they were developing it.
Later analysis showed that, while the Uzumaki were highly enthusiastic, the other nations badly overreacted.
Partly because the Uzumaki were highly enthusiastic.

After all, what would be the use of ramen-flavoured chakra?
 
As far as I understand it, yinyang release is the creation of all things jutsu. Which, yeah is very cool, but I kinda wanna see a Naruto who uses one of the most powerful techniques in the world and makes Ramen. He just thinks he's invented Raman jutsu (the Uzumaki holy grail!!!). Everyone else will think his obsession with noodles has ascended into a bloodline.

I love this story by the way!!!
 
Oh, didn't see that part of the address. In my defense, the title blends into the purple and black background rather well. And it's hosted on the same site as all the other fandom wikis.
no worries,like I said moronic and confusing.
if there's a fandom wiki and its a popular setting, then I wouldn't be surprised to run into a Fanon Fandom wiki.
I've seen this mistake made in for example DxD, Naruto, and bleach.
 
As far as I understand it, yinyang release is the creation of all things jutsu. Which, yeah is very cool, but I kinda wanna see a Naruto who uses one of the most powerful techniques in the world and makes Ramen. He just thinks he's invented Raman jutsu (the Uzumaki holy grail!!!). Everyone else will think his obsession with noodles has ascended into a bloodline.

I love this story by the way!!!

Then maybe you might enjoy reading With Sprinkles. Naruto gets a reality warping and demon purifying Artifact bonded to him... and one of the first things he does with it is... conjure a massive bowl filled with his body weight in ramen.
 
Then maybe you might enjoy reading With Sprinkles. Naruto gets a reality warping and demon purifying Artifact bonded to him... and one of the first things he does with it is... conjure a massive bowl filled with his body weight in ramen.
Slightly more than his body weight, I think, considering he's able to use the bowl as a paddling pool and (after he finishes the lot) an impromptu bed.
 
Misremembered the volume since it'd been a bit since I'd read it. Apparently it's several times his body weight in ramen. Which the 3rd Hokage and Jairya watch him eat, and still have trouble believing he managed to eat it all.
 
I prefer the idea that Samehada isn't even a weapon, it is just a weird animal that eats chakra, probably a weird parasitic/symbiotic fish that can breathe air as well. The only reason people think it is a sword is that it acts like one while protecting its current host, it being able to share chakra with its host is an ability developed so that it can keep feeding off of the host's chakra and avoid having to play flavor roulette when its host dies.

It would be funny if there were actually a group of them that lived near Uzu and the only thing special about Samehada is that it grew substantially larger than the norm due to ending up with a ninja at some point and Naruto learning of this just goes to collect them and basically treat them like a mix of the Inuzuka's ninken and the Aburame's insects, where everyone in his family is given at least one to partner with and raise by feeding their chakra to them.
 
Huh, from what I can see Chakra is created through the combination of physical and mental energy not physical and spiritual energy, with the mixing of spiritual energy creating another form of chakra.

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Energy

Energy (エネルギー, "Enerugī") is a collective term used with referring to the many different types of energies within the world. Life Force ー physical energy that manifests into a person's overall stamina, durability and longevity combined into one. Its power depends on the potency of the three. It...
Per the wiki of canon information, Chakra is the melding of Physical Energy and Spiritual Energy, but the English Dub of the Anime (but not the Manga) decided to translate the latter as "Mental Energy" instead. People writing that fanon wiki took the alternate translation, ran with it, and couldn't see the forest for the Epileptic Trees (Warning: TVTropes)​

Somewhat understandable considering that some of the words for "spirit"/"spiritual" and "mind"/"mental" in Japanese are essentially extensions of each other (e.g. one word for "mental" is written with the kanji for "targeting the spirit"), and culturally "spirit" and "mind" are often used interchangeably — so, so far as they are concerned, "Mental Energy" and "Spiritual Energy" are basically just 2 terms for the same thing.
 
I prefer the idea that Samehada isn't even a weapon, it is just a weird animal that eats chakra, probably a weird parasitic/symbiotic fish that can breathe air as well. The only reason people think it is a sword is that it acts like one while protecting its current host, it being able to share chakra with its host is an ability developed so that it can keep feeding off of the host's chakra and avoid having to play flavor roulette when its host dies.

It would be funny if there were actually a group of them that lived near Uzu and the only thing special about Samehada is that it grew substantially larger than the norm due to ending up with a ninja at some point and Naruto learning of this just goes to collect them and basically treat them like a mix of the Inuzuka's ninken and the Aburame's insects, where everyone in his family is given at least one to partner with and raise by feeding their chakra to them.
Honestly, I personally suspect it is actually some demon that got sealed into a sword and there was some sort of screw up on the sealmasters part that ended up suprisingly useful. Useful enough that the demon actually ended up preferring to stay in the blade, because it essentially ended up getting free meals in the form of chakra, which is essentially Life Energy of some form or other.
 
Two smaller settlements near that one handled illegal shipping, one focused on drugs and the other focused on other contraband. Such as literal crates full of poorly-made explosive tags.

Idea: When it's time to rob Gato blind, detonate the bootleg tags as a distraction. If they're poorly made, they could be somewhat unstable when mishandled, so it could plausibly be an accident.

And every one thinks Naruto now has the motherlode of all elemental manipulation bloodlines. The fangirls will be really bad.

But in all seriousness, there's evidence in the hands of people not loyal to Konoha that he's a strategic asset. Best be on the lookout for kidnapping and seduction missions.

Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.

I doubt that they will need more than an hour to plan grand theft Gato. Really, they could end up pulling that off the next morning without any issues. Doesn't matter what Gato offers Zabuza and Haku when he is broke and dead. Gato and most of his thugs would be dead and all his loot would be gone. Nothing for Zabuza and Haku to even scavage after the fact. The only profit the pair would get off this mission is selling info off the impossible bloodline that the female Uzumaki has.

Except their reputations and credibility. No shame in abandoning a mission, even after renegotiating, if the client can't pay your fee/isn't around to pay.

Considering how Gato brags about the fact he hires nuke-nin, kills them once the job's done and their exhausted, then claims the bounty... Why would any nuke-nin work for him? He'd have developed a reputation for betraying any ninja he hires.

Easy. He doesn't tell the nuke-nin this until he's about to kill them. Dead men tell no tales.

After all, what would be the use of ramen-flavoured chakra?

If you have to ask that question, you will never understand.
 
Easy. He doesn't tell the nuke-nin this until he's about to kill them. Dead men tell no tales.

The problem as I see it is that if he keeps hiring nuke-nin, and the corpses of those nuke-nin are then turned in for the bounties Gato would develop a reputation as someone who either betrays any nuke-nin he hires, or who keeps hiring them for excessively dangerous suicidal missions. I'd imagine it would be rather difficult to do this too many times before nobody would dare work for you.

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There's also the matter of the thugs he employs. With the type of men he hires, it's doubtful that they could resist bragging about killing shinobi. which would get word out about what keeps happening.
 
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If you have to ask that question, you will never understand.
Oh, I understand. I fully understand.
It is just the morons that didn't understand it that ended up attacking and destroying Uzu.
At least the Uzumaki, while they did lose, kicked their asses so hard that the second ninja war ended soon after (because the Yondaime Hokage pretty much massacred everyone still willing to fight in one single battle)

On the other hand, if Ramen is the Food of the Gods, then ramen-flavoured chakra is the Chakra of the Gods.
Since I am not an Uzumaki, I cannot imagine what it could be used for...
Or rather, I could imagine, but I leave that to the Uzumaki, they are likely much better at that...
 
The problem as I see it is that if he keeps hiring nuke-nin, and the corpses of those nuke-nin are then turned in for the bounties Gato would develop a reputation as someone who either betrays any nuke-nin he hires, or who keeps hiring them for excessively dangerous suicidal missions. I'd imagine it would be rather difficult to do this too many times before nobody would dare work for you.

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There's also the matter of the thugs he employs. With the type of men he hires, it's doubtful that they could resist bragging about killing shinobi. which would get word out about what keeps happening.
Who says that he even tells anybody that he hires nuke-nin in the first place?

Every nuke-nin Gato hires might end up thinking that they were the first nuke-nin he hired. After all, if he "pays" them for discretion, then has them killed before he has to pay them, who are they going to tell?

And he probably has the general thugs killed as well, only keeping the ones that he knows are loyal (or that he has some sort of hold over to keep them loyal).
 
Who tells anyone he's hiring them? For one thing, since nuke-nin don't have a centralized hiring location (unlike non-traitorous ninja), in order to find one to hire them you have to be spreading word that you're looking to do so. Oh, look, now it's known in certain circles that So and so is looking to hire nuke-nin for a job.

How would anyone know who killed the nuke-nin? Well, in order to turn the body in for the bounty one would have to approach the village in question. Which means there's a paper trail showing who claimed the bounty. And I'm sure any nuke-nin able to survive for any length of time is going to have contacts that can get them such info. They would practically have to, otherwise their career would likely be a short one.

Then there's once again the thugs he hires. If the bulk of his 'army' on the bridge had been mercenaries, then they aren't loyal to him. They are loyal to their paycheck. And killing a ninja (or five) would be a massive boost to reputation. Even if they directly work for Gato, I'd have trouble believing that all of his men used in a given ambush can keep their mouth shut. Not when they have "bragging rights" due to having killed ninja.

Okay, so maybe he further kills everyone involved in the ambushes too. Yeah... that's a good reputation to have. "Work for Gato, he'll have you killed out of hand." Killing a hundred or more men after each ambush would quickly deplete the pools for thugs he has employed and thugs willing to work for him.

Either way, his policy of "hire nuke-nin then have them killed instead of paying them" would only work if it's a new policy instituted when he hired Zabuza or if he's only done this a few times before. Since Zabuza hadn't even suspected a betrayal, this to me suggests it's not a regular occurrence regardless of what Gato claimed in canon.
 
Either way, his policy of "hire nuke-nin then have them killed instead of paying them" would only work if it's a new policy instituted when he hired Zabuza or if he's only done this a few times before. Since Zabuza hadn't even suspected a betrayal, this to me suggests it's not a regular occurrence regardless of what Gato claimed in canon.
To add to this, we see in canon Gato showed up personally to the bridge, where he announced his intent to finish off the wounded survivors (including Zabuza) and claim any bounties.

Like ... he deliberately went down there in person, and put himself less than 100ft from the high-tier ninja he was planning to betray and murder.

Maybe Gato is a big deal in financial circles, but he's clearly smalltime in the murder game, because he obviously had no real idea what these people were capable of. He employed a small army of normal thugs, and was probably putting the ninja in a mental box labelled 'tougher than the normal thugs. Like, maybe worth ten of them?'

Because the idiot clearly didn't know he was committing suicide by heading down there personally.

Any past dealings he's had with ninja were probably low level scrubs, unaffiliated to any of the major villages. Like the guys from the satellite villages mentioned earlier in the fic, who aren't either the result of ninja clan eugenics, or just a freak of nature, giving them bullshit levels of chakra most of the population just isn't capable of. And probably didn't attend Academies, where they were handed a number of starter jutsu.
 
Admittedly, it's been a while since I watched Naruto. But didn't Gato's men also get slaughtered by a mortally wounded Zabuza and a tired Kakashi? With that in mind, let's assume things in canon had gone slightly different. What if Naruto had not drawn upon the 9 Tails's chakra when fighting Haku. Naruto would have lost, but not been killed. Haku wasn't going for the kill after all.

Maybe Zabuza could beat Kakashi, maybe he couldn't. But he wouldn't have been fighting alone at this point. Sakura was still a virtually useless (as a ninja) fangirl with crap stamina due to dieting after all. Haku would have gone through her like a hot knife through butter. Assuming of course that Sakura managed to even try doing anything. Could Zabuza and Haku have beaten Kakashi? Maybe. They'd have stood a better chance anyway. But let's assume they manage to win.

Gato and his men would have then attacked, and been facing two ninja who aren't mortally injured or exhausted. Maybe a little tired, but not completely exhausted. The entire "betray, kill, and claim bounties" plan requires that all ninja involved be badly injured and exhausted to the point of collapse. Without that, the men Gato can bring to bear are... not helpful at all. It also requires that none of the ninja are capable of throwing even a single kunai 100 feet with any force or accuracy. Even Sakura could do that during the Wave mission in canon. Since Gato was stupid enough to go there in person, even Sakura could have ended him with a single thrown kunai... if she wasn't busy quaking in her boots due to being out of her depth.
 
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