The Young Xian of the Celestial Realm: Space Cathay 4x Warhammer 40k Quest

We had to put down one of the dogs at the house because she had run out of chances after several maulings of smaller dogs at home over food related issues. I'm not the sort of person who completely shuts down when met with grief, but if my next posts deal with loss then you'll know that this comes from a deeply personal place.
 
random lore cause i'm paranoid, an accepted submission from the traitor legions doc from me

New Men: the children of the infamous Fabius Bile, the New Men are his most successful experiment. His dark goal is to improve mankind and in the New Men this is seen. All of the Homo Novus have strength and intelligence exceeding that of a normal human. All are beautiful in the extreme, the very image of beauty to humanity and those who share that vision of beauty. In addition, it is near impossible to distinguish a New Man from a base human, without only the finest genetic screening methods being able to discover them. This makes the New Men a disease upon humanity as insidious as the Tyranid Vanguard Cults and the Digga Kultz of the Orkoids, for Bile seeds the Garden with his New Men whenever possible.

However, one and all, the New Men are things of Chaos and embody the absolute worst traits of humanity. For all that Bile claims he seeks to ensure the rule of mankind, he has long fallen to Chaos even as he denies the gods. Fabius Bile is himself a minor god of Chaos, and his New Men are his favored race.

Indeed, the lack of humanity in the New Men can be seen in the existence of the Gland Hounds. The result of Biles' implantation of Astartes Gene Seed into his New Men, Gland Hounds are rejected by the warp elements of the Gene Seed, for no gene seed can be implanted in something not human. Such is the genetic genius of the Clonelord that any enhancements are given by this, and his Gland Hounds function in packs to bring down Space Marines and bring back the Geneseed for Bile.

Despite the rightful disdain the Heretic Astartes hold for Bile and his works, they can not deny its effectiveness. As such, they often purchase New Men and Gland Hounds for there own usage from the Consortium that Fabius Bile has become. Gland Hounds are less common, not only due to the difficulty in there creation but also due to there genetically ingrained loyalty to Bile.
 
War with the Undead (Part 1)
Splitting this up so I can get stuff out sooner for the YEAR OF THE DRAGON.

So Sparta said on Discord we got eight High Magic actions on this front. *rubs hands together*

[X] Plan: Your Thesis is Dead Wrong
-[X] Orders
--[X] Primary: Dispatch Luigi and elite strike groups to eliminate hostile infrastructure and leadership. Seek to arrange duels between hostile Characters and Xiang, Taiyoko, Seimei, Himeko, Gyrdash in that order, whenever feasible.
--[X] Secondary: Launch counteroffensives wherever disruptions to the Undead and their network present themselves.
--[X] Tertiary: Detect and seek to preemptively eliminate Genestealer Cults as possible.
-[X] High Magic
--[X] Note: Haoyu uses his Compass Keeper ability to alter the Winds of Magic +Hysh, -Shyish.
--[X] Aid identification of Genestealer Cults with Azyr divinations.
--[X] (x2) Aggressively purify the Undead Corruption with Hysh.
--[X] Counteract and oppose any Undead high magic actions.
--[X] Mask the movements of our Characters and strike groups with Ulgu.
--[X] Empower our line forces with Hysh.
--[X] Enhance our machines with Chamon.
--[X] Obliterate enemy planetcraft with solar-grade Hysh.

The Undead of the Republic flew the banner of many of the great lords of Death in a rather opportunistic manner. Many had offered homage to Nagash, others to the Four Dread Wyrms such as Falamaug. They chanted and made their rituals in the honour of their great academic forefathers, offering the dead and the damned in great numbers and consuming Amethyst windstone and Warpstone in great quantities to power their magic.

The alliance arrayed against the hordes of the rotting corpses vomiting out from the tainted spaces arrayed their own magicks in great rituals of exorcism, treatment of powerful spirits, and the consultations made with the powers of the winds of magic and the great compasses. As technological marvels hummed to life to prepare for the conventional battle, the sorceries of a mighty realm roared with vigor to counter the machinations of an old enemy.

With the aid of Taiyoko the Solar Dragon, the wrath of light itself was channeled into the powers of undeath, billowing outwards in cataclysmic radiance into the shattering hulks of planetcraft that found the sorceries used to keep them together undone by luminous radiance. Though even the contributions to it that Taiyoko made were enough to require her to take special precautions as she exercised her might as an exorcist, it had made a dent to allow the yawning jaws of undeath to be blunted.

The putrefaction of all that was worthy by the presence of undeath was punished for rearing its head, weakened and rolled farther and farther back to allow other, smaller actions to be taken such as the efforts by Haoyu to shift the winds to something more anathemic to the unliving and to lend divine eyes towards the cause of finding what lurked in the dark.



OOB said:

Graveyard Restuffers

Tianchao

Assets

Magnitude 3 Tier Extremis Tianchao Fleethorde (Huise Jandui)
Magnitude 3 Tier Primus Reman Fleethorde (Maria's Magnificents)
Magnitude 3 Tier Primus Barghesi Fleethorde (Carnage Legion)
Ridiculous Defences
Two batches of Tier Extremis Category 0 Megacapitals
One Batch of Tier Extremis Category 1 Planetcraft

Characters

Zhu Xiang (Great Fire dragon, Caster, Duelist, Strategist, Yin)
Chen Haoyu (Great Storm Zhuque, Caster, Strategist, Yang)
Chen Kexin (Great Beast Zhuque, Caster, Strategist, Yin)
Luigi Garibaldi (Dark Age of Technology Android, Assassin, Duelist)
Maria Romano (Reman Mercenary master, Strategist, Pariah)
Warmaster Gyrdash (Barghesi Warmaster, Strategist, Duelist)
Witchmasker Zhurlok (Barghesi Warlock, Caster, Duelist)

Legions of Legend

Vermillion Dragon Guard (Spirit Dragon Guard)
Darwinian Legion (Barghesi hyperevolutionary elite)
Silent Band (Reman Pariahs)
Shenyang Wu Conclave (Fenghuan and Zhuque master mages)

Asahikyo

Assets

Magnitude 3 Tier Extremis Asahikyo Fleethorde (Kido Butai)
Magnitude 3 Tier Extremis Florallante Fleethorde (Shintiki Host)
Magnitude 3 Tier Primus Reman Fleethorde (Tony's Terrors)
Two batches of Tier Extremis Category 0 Megacapitals
One Batch of Tier Extremis Category 1 Planetcraft

Characters

Yamamoto Taiyoko (Great Solar Dragon, Caster, Duelist, Strategist)
Kamisato Seimei (Great Frost Suzaku, Caster, Duelist)
Kamisato Himeko (Great Life Suzaku, Caster, Duelist)
Alessandra Gramsci (Dark Age of Technology Android, Assassin, Duelist)
Antonio Soprano (Reman Mercenary Master, Strategist)
Bloommother Ekelliandra (Hanallante Starmaster, Caster, Duelist, Strategist)
Seedmaker Tellend (Hanallante Voidsafe, Caster, Deulist, Assassin)

Legions of Legend

Solar Dragon Guard (Spirit Dragon Guard)
Gabriel's Gatekeepers (Reman Siege Experts)
The Unending Bloom (Hanallante psyker elite)
Crimson Onmyodo Galaxy Conclave (Fenghuan and Zhuque Exorcists)

Tau

Assets

Magnitude 4 Tier Primus Tau Fleethorde
Magnitude 4 Tier Primus Tau Fleethorde
Magnitude 4 Tier Primus Kroot Fleethorde
Magnitude 4 Tier Primus Kroot fleethorde
Magnitude 3 Tier Maximus Leagues of Votann Fleethorde
Four Batches of Category 0 megacapitals
Two Batches of Category 1 Planetcraft
1 batch of Category 2 Planetcraft
Ridiculous defences

Characters

Shas'Shan'Uash'O'Va Kais (Tau Supreme Fire Caste Commander, Strategist, Assassin)
Kor'Shan'Uash'O'Va B'kak (Tau Supreme Air Caste Commander, Strategist)
Aun'Uash'O'Va Mont'Yr'Thun (Tau Great Ethereal, Strategist, Morale)
Zhrak (Kroot Great Shaman, Caster, Duelist)
Kramork (Kroot Great Shaper, Duelist, Strategist)
Karl Urist (League of Votann High Kahl, Duelist, Strategist)
Nikula Urist (League of Votann High Grimnyr, Caster, Duelist)

Legions of Legend

99th Experimental Warfare Grand Cadre (The guys allowed to try all the weird toys)
Shah'Uash'O'Va Honour Guard (Legendary Tau bodyguards)
The Witch Pack (Kroot Psyker Legion)
The Fellowship of Iron (Iron Kin Elite)

Night of the Living Dead

Academic Republic of Conspiracies

Magnitude 6 Tier Primus Republican (Nagashite) Fleethorde
Magnitude 6 Tier Primus Republican (Nagashite) Fleethorde
Magnitude 6 Tier Primus Republican (Nagashite) Fleethorde
Magnitude 6 Tier Primus Republican (Nagashite) Fleethorde
Magnitude 6 Tier Primus Undead Imperial Fleethorde
Magnitude 6 Tier Primus Undead Imperial Fleethorde
Ten batches of Category 0 Megacapitals
Five Batches of Category 1 Planetcraft
Two Batches of Category 2 planetcraft

Characters

Zachary van Buren (Vampire King, Caster, Duelist, Strategist)
Lydia van Helsong (Archliche, Caster, Duelist, Strategist)
Yradagara (Xenos Undead of Unknown Type, Unknown Specialties)
Vengera the Terrible (Night Lord Vampire Lord, Caster, Duelist, Strategist, Assassin)
Zazimax (Xenarch Overlord, Caster, Duelist, Strategist)
Agrazamar (Liche Dragon, Envoy of Falamaug, Caster, Duelist, Strategist)
Atoshkar (Slaugth Murdermind, Strategist, Technologist, Duelist)
Helkern (Jotun Mohrg, Assassin, Duelist)
Vortgaras the Destroyer (Night Lord Archstryg, Duelist, Assassin, Strategist)
More unknown

Legions of Legend

Unknown

The Dead were relentless and uncompromising. That was a simple fact, the dead do not grow and change as the living do. That was not their prerogative. They had already died, and their life's story ended.

They would come in their dread fleets, in numbers great enough to darken skies and cause a dread chill in the soul, a horrible numbing sensation that let one know that death was coming for them.

The T'au still felt it, in small parts, not quite understanding it, not quite sure how corpses could walk, not quite sure how fallen vehicles could restart with nothing but energy. They just knew that it was a feeling that gnawed at the heart in a very real way, one that made even stout fire warriors tense before the corpse hordes.

Fallen Imperial and Republican craft moved with a cruel precision, directed by the memories of the deceased, the will of necromancers, and the convocations of Liches, Phantoms, and Vampires. A morbid hive awareness shared across the network of the unliving, one that allowed them to start shifting their ships in response to the intensity of the Tien defences that confronted them.

They moved the Ironclads up front, ramships meant to do nothing but survive against whatever could be thrown their way while having just enough threat to be worth targeting. Undead haunted Roks and corpse strewn Space Hulks as well as unliving void beasts; all expendable, shifted forwards with them, walls of detritus and cannon fodder.

All the while the Citadels of the Dead; like enormous gothic castles and tainted earth and soil forever bound to them, radiating the nightmare energies of the Undead loomed ever closer, Pyramid and Ziggurat craft remaining close by and emanating their cruel energies that bade the fallen to rise again and again.

Strike Craft slipped and dueled amidst each other, Clay Hawks and Raijin types entangled with wave after wave of Carrion Bird vessels whose bat-winged constructions broke of from the massive flocks of corpse-planes allowed to tumble out of hangars like flies detaching from a corpse.

The maintenance of flak grids was vitally important; even the slightest slip would allow the tidal wave of torpedoes and strike crat into the ranks of the coalition forces. And like the terrorsquitos of the blood swamps of Ghundal, even battleships left exposed to such bombardment would be stripped clean in frightfully little time. A Shogun Class so beset struck by tens of thousands of bombers and attack craft until the vessel was nothing but a burning hulk after thirty minutes of continual attack.

Torpedoes and boarding craft flew back and forth, fire blossoming here, spectral blasts detonating there. From the smallest skirmishes of small handfuls of ships fighting over minor systems deemed to have potentially valuable resources, objects, or even just warplanes of interest to colossal melees over well established systems and megastructures where the stars in the sky were outnumbered by the warships slaughtering each other inn the void, there was violence.

For many it was the swarms of ghosts that made the most impression. A billion, billion shrieking, howling lost souls and damned echoes of the dead swirling towards their foes with a sound that could be heard through the emptiness of space despite all reason, despite all physics, despite all possibility. The exorcists and plasma gunners would have to work overtime, in a furious, desperate effort to drive the incorporeal things back before they could creep into the hulls of ships and give cold, miserable deaths to the crew within.

But even this could not stop the clash of craft as nova cannons, lances, spinal guns, wave-motion weapons and more all sought to soften opponents for the inevitable frenzy. Ships crashing upon ships, cannonades roaring in silence, plumes of plasma and reactor blood washing against the warm hulls of the congealed labours of lathes and tools and hands.

Fortresses that had been at the centre of sprawling engagements of man and machine and corpse were shadowed by new forms dropping out of faster-than-light travel mode with these fresh craft taking up their positions in the fray of void battle. Kroot Sphere ships, Reman Star Galleons, Barghesi Carnage Craft, Votanni Kynships, Florallante Blossom-navies, Tau Protector and Merchant fleets, Asahikijin Prow-Craft, and the Dragonships of the Tien all gathered in formation over countless worlds, some in small, independent flotillas, some in vast sprawling fleetswarms.

Facing them were the Dreadfleet of the acolytes of the Cadaver Corsairs, the Silent Armadas of the Death Dragons, the Corpse Fleets of the Nagashites, tainted Imperial ships, Cyrreaper "Squid-ships", the Arkships of the Mortis Mechanicus, wave after wave of undead voidbeasts and spacehulks crawling with Ghouls and other feral mutates, Xenarch Crystal-vessels, haunted Devilships, and spectral Nighthaunt Ghostfleets. The dead had numbers, vast numbers, with fresh reinforcements pouring into their battlefronts or being raised from the detritus of war. But all obeyed the Deans of Death of the Academy, at least, for payment's sake if nothing else.

To the Tau, the Undead were a scarcely know, almost surreally impossible horror that defied sense and logic. They were nightmares, ghost stories come to life cackling and shrieking with a supernatural hate, creeping shadows of what was and what desired to forever strangle what could be. They did not truly understand why it defied so much rational sense, why it seemed to operate on semiotic rules and fairy tale structures rather than scientific logic and empirical reasoning, but they knew it scared them and that they had no wish to join the legions of the doomed.

They were young, so full of vitality and life and youth...and already their short lives filled them with a deep dread of dying, a mortal fear embodied in the cadaverous ones. But the Unliving and the Devils behind them saw in them only fresh corpses and weak, withered souls without much value. Flicker-lives lead by ember-souls that sizzled for a brief time only to fade under the weight of aeons. Nothing worth celebrating, nothing worth cherishing. Just fools who had rejected the offer of service in life, and thus must slave in death for the enlightened.

To the Tien, they were the Duili, Antithesis, Nemesis. The scions of the machinations of the Four Calamities of Falamaug, Ancalamat, Ridorah, and Tyzhar and all their ilk to spread ruin and woe and steal the future of Life itself. A future of a cosmist paradise beyond death, beyond suffering, beyond want or need, all delayed because the Undead spread the poison that immortality would be a gift wasted on the mediocre. The idea that only through a crushing, iron vice could there be any meaning, any order to existence, and only through the surrender of mediocrity to the whims of greatness would the lives they saw as being wasted on the living ever have value.

The Undead hated the powers of Life, the offer of a collective escape from the churning of the cycle and the gradual victory of death over the living. There would always be more who were dead than those who lived, there would always be those who had done nothing of worth in their time and thus would pass unremembered and unmourned. Only the great who could impose their will upon the wheel of history deserved their wits about them, deserved to exist eternally without a fear of the end. To give this gift without sacrifice to all was to consign all of existence to a lack of excellence or meaning, simply an infinite parade of wastrels and losers and the few worthy holding them upon their backs.

This hate manifested in dreadful fashion, in brutal clashes of bitter foes and ancient enemies. Even those who were not born of the Dragon-Break, that great sundering of the Dragons' aspirations, knew that this was a foe who would undo their glories, undo their raison d'ete, and as such had to be destroyed.

The forces of Life were outnumbered, hideously so, but they had the advantage of being the defenders, fighting next to endless fortifications and support structures designed to support their way of war in the face of a deathless tide. They would not join the ranks of the dead without a fight, and they would never sell their lives cheaply.

Short lived pinpricks of new starlight dotted the skies as dueling fleets slammed into each other, seeking to, without reservation, kill and destroy the other and buy the time needed for desperately required reinforcements to turn the tide. They knew full well that this was not the sort o war fought with quarter given or taken, merely a race to not be the first to all in a contest of bludgeoning each other in the face. But the Tien w ere not alone.

Votann Crush-Moons struck with gravitic cannons that crushed fleets, worlds, and ships into denser and heavier elements, many undying craft caught in their orbits drawn down into obliterating gravity wells, spiralling down the proverbial drain of centrifugal force and dilating time. The Kyn were masters of large vessels, they built them not merely as capstones, but as standard issue.

A Thunderworld, nearly twenty-five thousand kilometres in diameter, loomed with world-darkening bulk over one of the ongoing battles, the pinpricks of light from ongoing void engagements around it and its own weapons being overshadowed in might by the titanic Adrathic Ragnarok cannon. Craft caught in its iridescent brilliance had the bonds of matter and energy down to the subatomic level severed, brief afterimages being the sole trace of their presence. But still the dead came, emboldened by the loss of both life and unlife as they descended as the rains of the monsoon.

The relief fleets would often enter into already ongoing battles, adding their own frenzied violence to the already busy chorus of weapons traversing the voids of thousands of star systems in battles large and small. Colossal Leviathans and Megacapittals pummelled and barraged each other with everything they had while tiny sloops and strike craft in their shadows raced and grappled with one another.

Clever ploys by dedicated commanders, brave deeds and valiant heroism at the individual and army scale, determined pushes by little squads or vast hordes. All of these things and more contributed to the little victories that were the foundation of all great triumphs.

Many of these clashes were to bolster the crews of the defence flotillas fighting indoor wars against swarms of boarders as the slain fell only to rise again in more dreadful aspect. Kroot Breacher teams making use of heavier armour, with strong bodies and powerful Pulse Blasters to spray packets of charged particles down hallways crawling with horrors.

Gun Drones and turrets joined the fusillades upon the intruders swarming into the clean halls of the Tau fleets, bones, rotting flesh, and spectral horror coming apart in disciplined volleys as the bonds of brotherhood helped to push back against supernatural terror, but the dead were relentless. Dhar could flow into mangled bodies and ash and grow dreadful forms anew, investing power into more powerful and awful forms able to take greater punishment.

The Tau deployed their close combat drones, recognising that many foes were simply too durable and too fast and too numerous to prevent melee in its totality, but these machines could help delay it; designed in the style of the obsolete XV15 stealth suits, though somewhat enlarged, with subtly less Taunoid proportions, making use of hardened boarding shields patterned off of shield drones, shoulder-mounted pulse pistols, and impact clubs, electrospears, and vibro-blades.

They dropped their slab shields into interlocked positions to protect the cadres behind them, those with spears presenting them in porcupine formation to offer multiple forms of sharp death into anything that crossed into their reach while anti-grenade drones hovered to shoot down anything that would be lobbed at them.

With this shield, fire warriors and kroot could calmly fire their weapons in safety, without a fear of the foe tearing into them. At least, not at first. The Undead were not stupid, and they released the rapidly regenerating crypt horrors into the fray, vampire blood fed ghouls clad in armour plate and given simple emitters to absorb more fire while swinging around heavy mauls and implanted claws.

Some would have whole limbs blasted off by high charge plasma rifles and ion weapons only to regrow them in moments, others soaking up high yield missile pod fire like rain, staggering but never stopping while lesser ghouls and ghoulified beasts scrambled forwards around them; billowing clouds of magic invigorating them with greater regenerative power.

Other times it congealed into deadly spells, purple suns and winds of death clearing away whole lines of defenders whose kroot and nicassar auxiliaries were not up to the task of counterspelling such raw arcane might. Others were withered, enervated by powers they did not truly understand with their life's essence feeding into the ghoulish horde and the more elite undead that accompanied them.

Of course, the solution was simple. XK-9 battlesuits fitted with samples of a strange blackstone found to be able to repel the warp after a treatment process gained from examinations of the battlefields of Kronus and Kaurava and squads of Blank Kroots would move into the fray, the undead recoiling from their presence as if wounded by it, those whose reserves of dark magic were not enough to sustain them when cut off from the ether crumbling away.

It was not an elegant solution, and the undead knew how to deal with such methods, but it was better than nothing, and it saved more than a few Tau and Kroot craft swarming with corpses.

Whereas the Tau did not wholly trust the Collective, the relation between the two was not as historically acerbic as the Collective's was with the Imperium, there was more effort to share intelligence, to communicate with each other and deal with the onslaught of corpses, moving in such a way as to maximise their coverage and the effect of their fortifications.

Far less hang-ups about letting troops from one navy or the other counter-board beleaguered ships, stations, and planetcraft to reinforce those in trouble, such as those targeted by the Night Lords or the Mortificers or any of the other space marines bearing bat wings and bone like structures upon their armour and helmet to announce their allegiance to the powers of undeath.

The Tau had lagged behind on the improvement of the body, but raw firepower would often help in trying to push back the elite of the living dead. Terminators with boarding shields were extremely difficult to shift, with even plasma rifles glancing off their various defences. The undead legions made the heaviest usage of the old gear and the old ways, fighting the most like the great crusade legions of the past, cataphractii pattern suits wading into the thicket with combibolters raging.

The Tau did not have many good ways to deal with such things in boarding combat where they were designed to excel, where space marines in general dominated over most foes for their concentration of force and ability to simply shrug off anything that most counterboarders would think to carry. They did not need to have good answers, as the Asahikijin would provide; with their Kami-Bushin soulbound to their spirit beings and backed by their summoned Yosei could step into the ray, ready for the frenzied melee with their wave-force blades and accelerator kanbos or with the weapons fire of arm cannons and chest emitters.

The Barghesi's Carnage-Ships, brute things built for toughness and speed to come to brutal grips with their foes, slammed into the hulls of many of their enemies with titanic impacts that left glowing radiation ghosts of heat in the void.

Six metre tall and eight-limbed warrior beasts neither metal nor mineral nor fleshy roared through beaked and fanged jaws and mandibles, the central four grasper limbs clutching ranged weapons that demanded more precision while huge, scythe clawed hands that knuckle-galloped into the ray swung either gauntleted blows or deadly weapons.

In their battle-haze they felt no fear, no pain, no hesitation to exert themselves and put their adaptation and regeneration and raw, unrelenting strength to the test, finding themselves pitted against the endless tide of the corpse-creatures thrown their way and the most blood hungry and vicious vampires and martial-liche like Strygs that the dead host has to offer. Depth Guard wielding enchanted power axes or halberds darted with speed to rival Eldar, seeking to drink from the piping hot blood of the carnage legion and its smaller Puck and Grindylow auxiliaries.

Rampaging Vargheists whose wounds stitched as fast as they could be made, faster still when exposed to blood, ripped and clawed, and tore with blows augmented by evil magics, undead bodies cold and unbreathing while their teeth sank into yielding tissue. But the deployment of the Remans' blanks made even these creatures scramble, pained by the very presence of these negative auras within the warp.

The Kyn of the Leagues of Votann under T'au employ, already dim of spirit, hardly noticed, RAM shields and sturdy terminator tough Exosuits wielded by the elite guards of their society, whether Clone or Fleshkyn, and absorbed walls of fire without noticing. Their shorter height allowed for the Blank Legionaries, enhanced to the practical limits of what Reman Science could allow for and garbed in expensive, heavy power suits; to lay their Baretta longarms above the kyn, firing with drilled precision.

The Remans, fond of the elegant simplicity of laser weapons, honed theirs to a fine edge, with powerful x-ray beams searing into armoured targets after Kyn Volkanite weapons wore down shields. While these Remans and Kyn were not of the same mercenary bands, it is not uncommon in this dark future for an army to hire many of differing traditions, and thus also not uncommon for them to run into each other. This sort of cooperative combat was an old hat, and many of the Remans spoke not just Tileaca but also Kynmael, allowing for quick, effective communications.

And of course, the Asahikijin Florallantes were beings of life, regenerating rapidly with stem and petal, seed bullets and lightning joined by thermobaric pollen, corrosive acid, bioplasma, and chlorophyllic light beams to scourge through the undead and their dregs. Primarily relying on their plantcraft, these hive-minded creatures hardened themselves to the dread produced by the undead, while radiating the power of Ghyran and potent biomancy to heal and take care of those they fought alongside.

The undead had the sheer weight of numbers on their side, but the promise of reinforcements was enough to maintain the spirits of the northern coalition's fleets while the unliving descended upon them in greater and greater numbers. Some even accelerating to a hair's breadth under light speed to try and push through the escorts around the Flame Cyclone that the Dead knew in their warrior's hearts was the flagship of the Tien Armadas.

At once point nine of them, Dominion class Imperial Dreadnoughts repurposed from the Imperial Navy, broke through the aegis screens of the Vermillion Guard's escort fleet, but it was found that they were largely allowed to because it hardly mattered.

Impacts at a fraction under light speed were registered by the shielding monitors of the Flame Cyclone and then promptly ignored as the impacted shields were cycled down and fresh layers brought up even as impacts bright enough to outshine the star they were fighting near plumed against its hide.

Warp cores collapsed, but the gellar field of the vessel shone brighter and dispersed the attempted suicide bombs.

Such durability was well beyond the capabilities of most of the navy's megacapitals, even those of the dragonkin banners; but this was a carefully constructed, near irreplaceable gift repurposed from the distant past given to a favoured son. A relic from a time when the dragon soul was omnipresent, not a prize to attain, before Falamaug and Ancalamat and their ilk tore what the drakes had built asundner.

It was also beyond what the Tau, Barghesi, Remans, or Kroot could expect, to the point that many of them flocked within its outer layers of long-range shielding like remoras around a larger fish to seek additional protection. And at its tremendous size, comparable to small craftworlds at a length comparable to the distance between the old Portuguese Shore to the rural mountains, it, or rather she, could let a great many conventional capital and line ships shelter in her shadow.

By remaining in its gravity, they could get a free ride as the monstrous craft sailed through the emptiness, ready to engage with a massive Necrocollegia, nothing less than a tectonic plate so infested with dark magic by the insidious machines, warpstone, and blasphemous constructs on it that it could simply be lifted off of the dead world they had been created upon as an insidious sort of megacapital.

The wings of the Flame Cyclone moved, shifted so that her membranes could be used to intercept incoming shots while augmenting the firepower of the blasts that would go through them from the correct side, Volkite batteries tearing through the emptiness of space to stab into the ominous void fields of the Necrocollegia. The cuttlefish like Cyreaper craft hanging in its orbit gleaming with the afterglow of intense weapons fire before EMP Pulsar cannons rocked into the undead vessel's shielding.

They would grapple like this, bulls locking horns, but the Flame Cyclone was the stronger ship, the more advanced and sophisticated, the better made and more carefully designed and fitted with a higher grade of materiel. Holes in the enemy's shielding would eventually open after hours of back and forth bombardment, a million brighter stars filling the emptiness between them as they dueled until there were openings at last.

As if they had sensed this eventuality presciently, pop up anti-armour turrets took aim at the regions where the shielding was weakened, letting the heat lance batteries and plasma-turrets open fire, Tachyon Ballistae picking their targets and striking with might to run a world through. A riot of colours to make a billion, billion paintings when their paint mingled with the spite of her foe.

Her own barriers shook and shuddered, rocked by Gigacannons firing shells the size of cities, missile racks releasing thermonuclear hate with a voice to scour worlds to the mantle, death lances with purple energy tainted by corrupt death winds to invoke the idea of the end upon those it struck. A planet put between the two's broadside would have been reduced to vapour and ash, a star would have plumed its radioactive blood into the void from the violence of the two giants.

But Zhu Fang was stronger than this College of Dark Arts. She was a fighter, a champion, though her mind was relatively young, shaped as she was to bond with her code-father, she was in an ancient body that had seen wars to put this to shame, and the wrath of dragon magic was already weakening the undead colossus' sorceries binding it together.

With her shields still up, she struck fatal wounds, tearing the guts out of reactors and ammo supplies, her teeth sinking into a hated foe with a memory of the Lichedragons' ruination from a prior age burning in her computerised heart. This college of evil deeds and foul spells and its countless bound souls came apart under the bombardments over the course of days and the escort fleet taking every step needed to minimise the boarding parties of the dead.

There was no such thing as a quick void battle, barring cases of incredible mismatch in capabilities, and even with these relic flagships it was no quick matter. Especially against such a monster, such a profane thing polluting Zhu Fang's optics with its presence and the howling of so many damned souls around it. But she was winning, country sized masses of the other craft blasted off as it withered beneath her voice.

But she did not stop just when it ceased to move, she did not stop when it stopped shooting back, she kept on firing until at last, the undead craft came apart into small pieces. Nothing was to be left to reanimate later, not to harm the rest of her fleet and her little siblings, not to bother anyone else. She would destroy this thing in a titandeath of apocalyptic impacts and a volley of worldbreaker torpedoes that erupted with the fury of new suns and cast the remains of the vessel into the scattered stellar winds.

All that was left was a finely distributed debris belt whose remains were to be exorcised and condemned to the matter furnaces of the harvester ships lest they be reanimated; the behemothic flagship humming in satisfaction at the sight of the ruination of her foe. She was satisfied with this, especially after an approving word from Xiang, though she looked at the reports of the Solar Bow's victory and a sigh rattled through her bones. She could not let him outpace her or her siblings in kills. Not against the unliving.

Not when they were, currently, more than holding their own, scoring the little wins of groups that compounded and cascaded into collective triumphs of the whole. The Undead were losing territory here and there. Worlds were being saved, campaigns were being won, every little hill taken would be one step closer to cleansing this place.
...

The beleaguered battlefields saw waves of reinforcements descending from the heavens to try and counter the onslaught of the Dead pouring upon their fortifications like rain and smashing into them like the tides. Whether they were Republican or were Necro-Imperium, Devils called forth from the Ether to haunt the materium, Mechanicus-Mortis, Dhar Machines, and/or Undead Xenos mercenaries they would all have to be held back.

Battlesuits descended into the fire and into the fray, where they were met with roiling seas of anything that could be considered to have once ceased living or could be animated by the energies that great Nagash showed the way to unlock.

The "anomalous locomotion" of the undead still baffled the Tau, but they did understand to shoot the cadaverous waves and that the longer the undead lingered upon a battlefield, the more they would taint it with their presence.

The Tau were methodical, precise, fighting airland battles according to principles of full spectrum dominance. Of course, communications were not so easy to stop when their experiments with defences against the Empyrean and other such realms were still so new, and the dead defied many notions of supply and lines of reinforcement. These things were true, but they could still seek to win air superiority and put pressure on what they understood to be crucial servers of the network.

The Tien dropped their themonuclear warheads in blistering, wide-area barrages best described as atomic carpet bombing with precision weapons, unconcerned with the radiation output when they could simply clean it up later.

The bombardment would have to die down of course, the unliving were already countering it, but it was needed to lear the road for the landers, all clad in heavy, shielded suits while radiotrophic warheads were used to establish safer long term base areas.

The Asahikijin brought the sun's wrath with them, burning, scalding Hysh voicing disapproval of the Undead's existence with the light of dawn that revealed the truth of the falseness of their existence to set them free.

Their transforming craft shifted from aerial to land combat modes or from one form of combatant to another while their teleporters and nanites flooded plains, cities, forests, seas, mountains and more with soldiers ready to fight and die.

The Asahikijin also remembered the Dragon-Break, when the followers of the Lichedragons returned from a past defeat and exile to spread their poison into the hearts of reactionaries and cast their plans for moulding the universe of the Age of Strife into calamity.

They and their Yokai and Yosei and Machines fought with daemon-strength to carve out paths through the shambling masses, always seeking to keep up the momentum. To slow down was death, to strike was to win, that was their mantra and the command of the councils of generals.

The Kroot moved their kindred with predatory grace and skill, their bioshaping, guided evolution, and careful usage of technology where they deemed it needed to augment their natural vitality and vigour. From the Ogors they had consumed an ability to allow them to eat even tainted things and resist that taint, from the Trogs they had gained powers of regeneration and healing, and such were vital gifts, allowing the Kroot to predate on those who thought themselves predators of all life.

Often vampires looking for blood to feast on would find themselves stalked, hunted, and slain by the Kroot and themselves; eaten to pass on that talent for magic and other strengths unto the kindred and their warbeasts. Though they were careful to only consume in moderation, for the poison of Gmork was strong in the undead even if the Ogors gifted them with resistance.

Elsewhere the Kroot, always focused on a greater, intergenerational picture, would gather shamans in rituals to reclaim some of the tainted ground from the touch of undeath.

From the actions of the smallest fireteams seeking to secure critical objectives in the alleyways of dead cities in little kill team actions fought between mere handfuls of people to the swirling tides of armies that stretch from horizon to horizon across ring worlds with numbers that old Earth would only have ever had to think about in the context of questions such as "how many grains of sand are in the world's great deserts and beaches?" every act had some significance.

Many would pour into the desperate defences of fortress and cities being showered by the never-ending artillery of the living dead in a million different formats.

Republic original creations such as the Death-Shriek missile erected and fired from heavy-bodied trucks or the Harrier Launcher that carried upon it; remotely controlled aircraft that would bomb their foes with hateful persistence and deadly effect joined in song with the works of others in the lines of the living dead.

Basilisk type Earthshaker cannons brought by Apostate Imperials fired in ceaseless, untiring volleys as autoloaders and undead crew worked in tandem to bring a rain of steel, Scylla pattern MRLS tracks made the "Republican orchestra" of howling, infernal shrieks in bombardments of apocalyptic scale,

Some of the most feared forces of the enemy were the Undead-aligned Space marines. The Undead were creatures of stasis and cold, unchanging essence backed by the industry of countless unliving hands and unforgetting minds. Those who bore the colours of their legions fought much in the way they did in the crusade, the heresy, and the apostasy.

Morbus pattern heavy bombards and Scorpus pattern Whirlwinds brought the sky raining upon their foes faced with the crush of Mastadons and Typhon Pattern siege tanks brought forward to break the infamously sturdy fortifications of the Tien, Leviathan Dreadnoughts and Knights joining in the initial scrum of the breach with gleeful malice.

Breacher Siege Squads and Terminators bearing the colours of the Mortificers, Black, Purple, and bone white; stepped out of their transports once Melta Siege arrays had bored their way through the walls.

At the same moment, Necromancers reanimating swarms of the lesser dead to keep bastions occupied and to let the marines do their work, while astartes bearing other colours made their own attacks.

They were legion and their names were reviled across history, the Night Lords, the Midnight, Crimson, and Olive Poisoned Claws, and the eerily white, pale turquoise, ghostly jade War Wraiths to name the worst of the worst.

Many with bat-winged helmets much in the same way that the chaos space marines most often wore horns upon theirs, and each a terror to face for the defenders brought out to stop them.

Those who hoped they would be few in number were met with their dark surprises, for each of their transports carried bones and mortal gear in compartments that could reanimate and assemble into into ranks of skeleton soldiers with a simple casting of Dhar; providing them with readymade auxiliaries.

Flayed skin became horrid creatures such as skin kites or animate husks, and shrieking ghosts kept inside the hulls of their craft poured out at the first sign of release. A tide of horrible things reflective of countless agonised means of passing from the mortal coil with business unfinished and honour unremembered.

All, paired with the storm of melta, volkite, plasma, flamer, rad, graviton, and explosive fire used to help clear the way, allowed them to make their initial breaches with cold, practiced efficiency while their transports slowly backed off to allow the undying horde to pour inside the breaches like water through cracks in a dam.

Many went as far as to use Phosphex, knowing full well that even in the grim darkness of the far future there were certain boundaries nobody crossed, with this sentient radioactive self-perpetuating corrosive hellfire being quite close to the top of that list

Even more, the undead were not the sole forces of death, nor were their living and mutate servants. Devils, often called the Iyrin, the Psychopomps, the Reapers, or often just "Dybbuk" in reference to a long faded belief system's spirits of the unborn, as some called them, had crawled into the materium en masse. Each was a twisted thing of contorted and wicked narrative woven into a shape that reflected ways to die.

Some of the most feared were Astradybbuks reflective of death by the reservation of the soul wormed their way into the materium, loathsome features vaguely reminiscent of some hideous deep sea predator that learned to walk.

Lanky things with tails that seemed to stretch forever and serpentine necks, walking and clawing with multijointed limbs twice space marine height ark colours with occasional pulses of brighter powers beneath transluscent skin and rows of teeth all like viper fangs.

Creatures whose very touch and bite or the black radiance of their devilfire breathed from open maws drained one's soul, weakening one's character and being until they dropped as empty husks damned to rise again as hollows.

Others took from other aspects, forms catered to specific roles, shapes derived off of sins or tyrannies or other concepts, all bound together in the concept of afterlives and the fate that awaited the petitioners consigned to them.

The Exorcists were not merely helpful, but a necessity. To purge this empyreal evil that looked into the eyes of mortal and drank in their belief, their stories, their perception, they had to be uprooted root and beach, and with the power of Hysh they could be.

...

It is common Tau Propaganda to show Tigersharks as being able to take down Titans and that anyone who builds large ground combatants is simply mentally deficient and primitive.

In truth, a twenty-metre bomber is simply incapable of mounting weapons to even bother six hundred metre slabs of adamantium and ceramite such as an Undead tainted Warlord Titan with or without its shields. Rather, the AX-10 is used for anti-tank duties, taking on smaller foes that weapons such as heavy railguns are actually capable of damaging. The Manta, similarly, is simply too small and too undergunnned to threaten true battle titans and megatanks, these are things left to monsters of the Tau's own making.

The boast that they were too intelligent to engage in silly antics such as building colossi was at first born of assuaging citizens concerned that the Tau did not have any of their own, before quietly building their own once the technology for it was available. The Eldar and Necrons of course, both built such monstrosities long before the Imperium crawled out of the primordial ooze, as hard to believe as it may be, there were tremendous practicalities to such machines.

The warp cherished such monuments to a culture's form in giant form, and blessed it with the flow of narrative and contrivance, and Adamantium grew exponentially stronger in larger and larger amounts. Large combatants made of Adamantium, freed from the heavy burden of superluminal transportation, were largely impervious to anything besides their own kin and could smite whole armies from the field in moments. If one did not have a war engine of their own, they were facing long odds at best, certain doom at worst.

So they had their own monsters, The Supremacy Battlesuit, the Mako, the Intruder, and the shadow stalker to name but a few. And they would need them all against the tide of horror that crawled upon a million worlds and a billion battlefields. Not merely the Necro-Mechannicus' titans, but original designs of the legions of the dead and the creations of powers aligned with Death, such as Xenarch Apocalypse Thunderheads whose massive size defied sense itself, radiant Behemoths more than thirty kilometres tall that clambered forward on eight legs while eight arms bore weapons that brought what the name entailed.

Things that were towed into battle by the dead fleets and simply landed upon the battlefield by using the manipulations of mass and gravity that allowed them to walk planetary surfaces without immediately cracking tectonic plates so that their escorts could fight in their shadow. Things that simply watching them move at all could produce an uncanny sense of dissonance as the mind rebelled at the idea of things larger than mountains walking being real when in the frame of reference of the horizon ahead.

Beneath their legs and in the shadow of enormous tracks and wheels and crawling spidery limbs, the engines of war battled with one another in a vicious melee of armour and monstrosity. Qilin Tanks with double barrels barked into the masses of undead machines, Zhu Rongs crushed forwards, the Plasma Cutters of Jishins illuminating the dusty battlefields while the scream of Tau Railguns was met with the thunder of battle cannons and spectral blasters.

Battlesuits and Warwalkers in the shadow of colossi ripped and tore at one another, animate Dreadnought Chassis punching their way through vehicles and men alike, engaged with Celestial Autogiants while the streaks of colour of weapons fire from differing sides cut through the billowing dust storms.

Undead foot soldiers and Death Cultists advanced from one position of cover to the next, firing autoguns less affected by the dust than their laser based counterparts. At the same time, mass-driver rifles and pulse weapons retaliated in kind, Xenarch electrical attacks malevolently curling out and striking into foes at whim. At the same time, EMP warheads erupted to bring lesser undead machines to a halt. This was quite simply put, a vulgar brawl won by who could accrue the most little triumphs whether through raw power or cleverness.

The commitment of the Vermillion Dragon Guard and Zhu Xiang to the frontlines was hoped to push the balance with his weight upon the skeins of fate and the power of his auras and quick thinking and the sledgehammer of his personal guard and the dragonkin banner sworn to him. Especially with the word that an Undead Great Dragon was in the ranks of the commandership of the unliving, and with how top heavy undead leadership is, Zhu Xiang had half a mind to simply storm his way to his foe and kill them.

The Living also had another race up their sleeve a being whose very nature was a bane to the unliving, whose presence supercharged the hysh being used to scour their presence ad reduce the unliving to simply inanimate corpses. Yamamoto Taiyoko, Solar Dragon Princess, Onmyoui Grandmistress, champion of Hysh, bane to the impure.

(To be continued)
 
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Spartakrod (Fae/They) — 02/14/2024 5:49 AM
Events for the end of the Age of Nations and the start of the Age of Monsters:

Fall of Terra to Waaagh! Ghazghkull/collapse of the Imperium/Birth of Aquilloth the Empyreal Tyrant
Battle of the Nightmare Ultima between the elder children of the Old Ones and the Grand Thralls of the Strangers
The Return of the Void Dragon and the other C'tan while Szarekh tears a major chunk of the setting away from the warp with the pariah nexus and forms an alliance with the Numerian Scourge as a new area connects to the garden in the hopes of getting aid, resulting in the cutting off of the Interex Federation and the Ergatocratic Cooperative Security Organisation
The breaching of the Great Bastion Hive Armadas Hundun and Ziz and the first appearance of the Immortal Devouer as the Tyranids crack the secrets of the Vidyahadra/Xian and ascend
Mordra and Lorgar launches the first Apocalypse Crusade against the Holy Alliance in preparation for the coming of Archaon
Malekith takes advantage of the Eldar being free of Slaanesh to lauch direct attacks on the High Eldar and the other powers of Light
Ghark Ironskin and the other Ironskin Ogors invade the space of the Pech Pact in the name of the Maw
A great necroquake begins as the undead rise and the gates of the afterlife open forth to allow the dead to march forth, desperately opposed by ragtag coalitions outmatched by the will of Nagash that must turn to the protection of Imotekh
 
posting cause of my paranoia

this comes from the xenarch corpse kings unit doc, and is my contribution

Lacrymole: a little known species by the Imperium, the Lacrymole were one of countless species nearly wiped out by the xenocidal forces of the Great Crusade. The few survivors would fall to the dark powers in the Warp. Almost all of them would fall to Nagash, as they are a vampiric species. There ability to shapeshift into near perfect replicas of those they drain of blood makes them expert infiltrators and assassins, only hampered by the fact that they can't replicate there victims perfectly and are not able to fake voices. They also refuse to work with most Undead Imperials, remembering there own downfall in the Great Crusade.

As a Sophanant species, not all Lacrymole would fall to Nagash. Some would fall to Chaos, with one such fallen serving under Horus himself, attempting to use the form of an Adeptus Custodes to trick the planet Bastion into joining the rebellion. This was what lead to the Lacrymole being so little known, given the fact that one managed to ambush a Custodes and drain there blood.
 
reposting cause i'm paranoid

from the Alghollthu Deeplords doc

torpedos

Oyseroid: in times long past, the strange was compared to the deep seas of Terra, with much accuracy. Many beings of Leng are similar to primitive forms of life; which raises many troubling implications. One such strange creature of deep space is the breed of void fauna known as the Oysteroid. Resembling a giant oyster, these creatures hurtle through the void at extreme speeds. Like a meteor or an asteroid, these void fauna are mostly random hazards of space, but the Alghollthu Deeplords use their psionic might to press these animals into their service as weapons of war.

The Deeplords do not have a monopoly on the usage of Oysteroids as weapons of war. The Druchii and the Idoneth both make frequent use of Oysteroids. Ogors also love Oysteroids, though the Ogors typically just consume the tasty void fauna instead of wasting them on the battlefield.

specialists

Grabbly Bears: a strange fusion of ursine and squid, the Grabbly Bear is a hunter of underwater realms. Very difficult to kill due to there spongey bodies, the Grabbly Bear invariably targets Esoterics first, showing there capabilities and tactics. Any being able to speak the language only known as Alko can command these beasts, though the best one can do is direct them at the enemy. Despite there animalistic nature, they do not retreat from combat. When they die, they scream an unfathomable prayer to whatever unspeakable master made them.
 
reposting lore cause i'm paranoid

from the greenskins doc

Diggaz: originating from the world of Angelis (renamed Gorkamorka in M35), the Diggaz are a strange instance. Once they were human survivors of the ship crash which stranded a WAAGH! on the world, having been excavating what would later be recognized as Necron tombs. As they were forced to dig underground and experience the side effects of having Greenskins for neighbors, over the generations they began to revere the greenskins, beginning to see them as the ultimate life form and mimicking them.

While these first Diggaz were left behind as the Ork meks repaired the hulk, the stories of these strange humies reached the ears of sneaky gits like the Blood Axes and the Kruelboyz. Intrigued by this, they soon made their own Diggaz by enslaving hive worlds and forcing the humans to be slaves. Once the Diggaz were indoctrinated, they were given devices or blessings (depending on if it was the Blood Axes or Kruelboyz that made them) and then sent to infiltrate human empires such as the Imperium or the Holy Alliance.

Since M36, Digga Kultz have been a plague upon all factions and policies with human elements, with not even Chaotic cults or Cadian Regiments being immune to their infiltration. Notably, the Digga Kults share many similarities to the Vanguard Cults of the Tyranids despite having predated the Tyranids arrival in the Garden by millenia (barring rumors of Hive Armadas such as Ouroboros, Moloch, and Colossus, which supposedly arrived as early as the Great Crusade or even predating it). Tactics which work against Digga Kultz work well on Vanguard Cults and vice versa. They are not perfect comparisons, as far too many have learned as they died to humie sized orkish weaponry or at the maws of Genestealers. Indeed, it is believed that Kryptmans infamous gambit was partially influenced by the similarities.
 
Getting around to this don't worry.

In the future I'll be trying to post smaller posts more frequently rather than occasional mega-posts.
 
Turn 4 Undead and Skaven Wars
Taiyoko was known as the Supernova Witch for good reason, her humanoid form rising into the air, robed sleeves, tunic, and cloak attached to her power suit billowing as the solar dragon extended the Sunheart Staff and gave it a quick flourish. With her chants in the old Asahikijin dialects of the dragontongue, she bound together a mix of sorcery, wizardry, and psykery into a building firewheel of purest light and plasma, many lesser undead, devils, and dhar touched simply bearing witness to such power coming undone immediately, their bodies reduced to less than motes in a moment even before she actually finished the spell.

Liches, Vampires, and Phanntoms, sensing something was wrong, turned their magic towards the Dragonness as her guards and her students lent supporting power to her, ritual magic curling around her and forming a solar nimbus and disc around her. Anything better than to let a Solar Dragon Princess in their midst act freely, but it was too late, and the energies bound themselves into her to make her glow like the sun itself, her armour taking on a more brilliant, fierce aspect as her visor almost seemed to be a dark void with how it remained visible even with the solar disc between her horns burning like it did.

The Undead realised something was wrong that there was something terrible in their midst but they could only see their bane in the aspect of the blessed Sun Mother brought before them, her form shifting between winged Hairyu and humanoid warrior princess with her guards always, always in lockstep, widening the piercings she made into catastrophic breaches of line and order.

The Undead did not fear when properly commanded, and threw themselves at a foe that burned them to be near in their multitudes. But not enough, never enough. Paper talisman dolls danced through the sky, following her and her companions and absorbing the curses they tried to spit at her, shrivelling, shredding, disintegrating, burning, melting, and a thousand other fates, but she was still coming to kill them all.

Many of the Devils that had come with the host saw the Solar Dragon and her famed weapon; the twin-headed naginata, Chōshinsei no shukufuku (Lit; Supernova's Blessings), and promptly eviscerated themselves. Knowing that this was a sword that could offer these warpspawn servants of the powers of Death genuine oblivion.

It would be enough to bring a halt to their depredations, paired with the hysh rituals, she descended upon a Mortis Mechanicus Necrotek world with her host of Solar Dragon Guards and powerful ritual magics to cascade the ferocity of hysh all over the undying and their peons. Ennough to bring many of their cold worlds to a screeching halt in one battle after the other stretched out over years of engagements.

......

The momentum of the Undead had stalled for the time, the churn of their grind gummed up enough to allow for a reprieve before at last, the fist wave of incoming reinforcements was ready, with shimmering webway portals widening their jaws and the rounded, often bulbous space-age frames of Zavkom Red navy ships making themselves known.

While the Reznov twins would be fighting in the Gimel Theatre, these forces were lead by the iron fist of Comrade Vladistal, a Super Robot who had every intention of making their debut into the fray in style, undead hordes suddenly met with enhanced-atomic warheads erupting in their ranks in cataclysms powerful enough that many years later, sufficiently sensitive instruments in far away systems would be able to detect their radioactive fury.

Forces shielded by the invincible energies of the Adamant Wall technology used their temporary time as literally impossible to harm to set up beachheads following violent "kinetic drops" into the midst of undead positions. Mass drops brought about with crash-pods that didn't bother to slow down, simply using arcanotech to redirect all the technology of their impact into the ground and air before releasing their payloads. Cyborg supersoldiers stepped out en masse; while all members of the collective dabbled in each other's premier form of supersoldier, the Cyborg Vanguard were first and foremost a creation of the Zavkoms and perfected by them.

Arcs of lightning, pulses of devouring radiation, widespread bursts of EMP, violent kinetic impacts, the howling vortices of Vacuum Imploder devices, the roar of Cyclotronic Weapons, and the crush of magnetic devices let themselves be known to the Undead who sought to swerve to intercept the force bearing the Hammer, Wreath, and Star.

They were met with the crush of tanks in both quantity and quality few could hope to match, the twin-barelled Sledgehammer Class main battle tanks rolling forward like a tsunami of metal accompanied by clambering walkers, thundering titans, and the squeak and grind of wheels and track of vehicles both larger and smaller. They were out for blood, and simply used indiscriminate destructive force to clear their way towards important targets, moving production lines closer and closer and closer to their enemies as they did so

Vladistal was no mere rear line general however, landing in one of the Kinetic Pods with a hum of Psionic Energy converters funneling purple-blue energy into the centre of their contents before the heavily built robot stepped out, accompanied by Simargl, a mechanical canine companion ready to join with the good comrade.

A pulse of disabling electricity emitted from the pod as a large, powerfully built robot stepped out, with a pair of heavy duty arms with cannons where palms should be, surrounded by ten radially arrayed opposable claw fingers, crackling with electricity and power. A head like an armour plated cosmonaut helmet guarded by a furnace grill stared out at the gathered undead forces around the Vampire Lord Corparion van Buren, glaring down at him with optics flashing red while powerful legs deployed stabilisers stomped closer.

Green, black, red, and gold was Vladistal's construction, powerful shoulder plating covering immensely powerful actuators as the Academy Vampire barked out orders to engage the robot as their personal guard emerged from other kinetic pods in the midst of the Vampire Lord's command citadel.

Then the Psi-Volt blasts emerged and it hardly mattered. Undead lit up by the psionically supercharged lightning started to disintegrate with overwhelming energy filling their bodies before exploding in a shower of charred and crumbling limbs as telekinetic and biokinetic force overwhelmed them from the inside out. Most of those struck simply could not move,their bodies immobilised by the overwhelming charge of electromagnetism and psionic power, and could only involuntarily spasm and scream before exploding, the lightning pulsing out in spherical waves that weaved around friendly forces while redoubling into enemies, leaving nothing wasted.

Corporation sought to try and engage the robot, power axe drawn and plasma pistol firing away at the massive machine, but the plasma simply washed off of the robot's shielding the power axe yanked away by mighty magnetic fields and the crushing footfall of the machine promptly splattering the vampire with the rumble of a thunderfield shockwave.

With one of the academy's main commanders put down, the undead wavered more, the nodes of magic keeping their army going forward in an endless churn diminishing beneath the unrelenting weight of raw firepower.

...

Agrazamar snorted through the pits of vacant nostrils when he sensed the presence of Xianglong, the Yinglong taking on his proper form with feathery wings spread wide and claws at the ready.

"Have you come to understand the truth, little prince?" Agrazamar asked, burning witchfire in empty eye sockets fixating on another of his kind and jaws filling with necrotic curls of magical prowess, balefire green and cruel.

"I have come to put you where you belong, to rest." Xiang responded, fire curling out of his mouth as he sized up his enemy, feeling the radiating waves of unnatural terror from the Lichedragon as he reared up onto his hind legs, a gesture mimicked by the Yinglong to show that he would face the gaze of death without fear.

"You have so much to learn, little boy. I knew your father when he was not wasting his life away slumbering for the weak. You cannot hope to slay me in perpetuity, child, but I need only triumph once." Agrazamar's voice rattled and shuddered like cold wind through a pile of bones, cold and unkind.

Xiang knew better than to trade any further words and let his nuclear fire tear from his mouth in a blazing red ray at the centre of a cone of starfire, meeting with Agrazamar's own jets of dark magic and negative energy that locked in a shoving contest that illuminated the streets of the city and shattered nearby buildings unable to withstand the sudden increase in temperatures.

They craned their necks, bodies clambering for better angles while maintaining this struggle of power with an ever building ball of energy growing between them as their dueling breath weapons accumulated.

Sensing that he could not win, Xiang cut his breath short and ducked his head, slinking through a shattered ruin as fast as he could, letting the orb that had grown between them be pushed into a massive shopping complex.

High-grade Tien building materials evaporated like droplets of water on a pan just below its own melting point, a billowing mushroom cloud rose angrily into the heavens and a shockwave shattered structure and soldier alike. But the Lichedragon was already in motion, a clawed hand swiping at where Xiang's head burst from a building, shattered armacrete fountaining away from opened jaws that were smashed into the road below.

His tail flung itself, striking the Undead thing's jaws away from his neck before he could bite down, letting the flame prince pull back and smash into the torso of the other dragon with the knuckles of his own wings, thunderclaps and debris ringing out from each impact.

Agrazamar bit back, teeth scraping against shielded armour before his wings beat, the enervating touch of the undead monster sending a chill through Xiang's body that made him go partly limp in the other's grasp as the dragons rose higher and higher.
He needed his warmth, his heat, and he brought it out in a roar of fire and aqshy, Agrazamar snarling and releasing as their shielded form was awash in fire magics and heat, a deranged, unearthly squeal coming from the undead cyborg's jaws before the living dragon got some additional space with beats of his own wings.

"Why do you sacrifice for them? What have they ever given to you? Why hold yourself back for these gnats when you could take what you want and force them into eternity?" Agrazamar boomed, claws gesticulating and casting forth a series of bolts of Dhar that Xiang had no choice but to deflect with a burning shield of telekinetic force.

"A dead universe births nothing new, it has no place for growth, no room for novelty!" He countered, bringing pyronic storms of fire cyclones around, sparking to life and trying to bite at the other dragon with wyrm shaped tendrils that were met with crackling dragon-bolts of dhar, coiling and snaking around one another.

"There need be nothing but what we choose to give this vacuous place. What use do we have for a child's crayon drawings? What need is there for endlessly growing generations of mediocrity?"

"Life is not lived solely for greatness, we are not machines, we are people, we exist for more than efficiency!"

"Only one in a trillion of them is worth anything, but we can force the rest of that number to obey a grander plan! We will be free of Chaos! We will crush the rising soulless ones, banish the hordes of the strangers, lay low the hive fleets! Do you think your pets can stand against the storm?"
He taunted as the two tackled into each other, wings flapping and twisting furiously as they started to tumble from the sky, the liche slamming the long through the vox spires of a tower with the scream of rending metal and the crackle of displaced energy before a taloned hand reached out.

"Do you think undeath is a solution to any of that? To make ourselves monsters without choice like you? You say you met my father, and yet you are exactly as you were in the texts! You do not change, you do not grow except in power and power alone, because you are dead!" Xiang roared as he smashed the other dragon's head into the roof of the skyscraper again and again, armacrete meant to withstand direct impacts by bunker busters splintering, cracking, and disintegrating until the liche's body was wreathed in cold fire.

A dreadful chill ran through Xiang's body, and the Yinglong released his grip before the other, larger dragon grabbed him by the shoulders, took three beats of his wings to lift the both of them up, and then slammed the both of them down through floor after floor of the building.

Each impact registered as a throbbing sensation of pain through his body, warning him to not let it continue, all while the Lichedragon's grip and breath sapped at his defences, wearing away his shields until he felt that they had collapsed.
With the aid of his training and armour the pain was of no distraction to him, but he couldn't keep this up.

"Did you tell your guards to not assist you until they had beaten mine? Wanting them to fight on only one front at a time perhaps? Do you fear letting them come to harm? Are you so weak of heart that you forgot what a bodyguard is supposed to do? Or did you make the mistake of befriending people meant to die for your sake?" He mocked as he sought to dig claws into his plating.

His blade, Crimson Fang, manifested in his hand and shot forward, blazing with mystic flame and stabbing into the other dragon's defences while his breath lashed out in a tight stream, throwing the other back and into the path of the bulk of the collapsing frameworks of the building.

And it was collapsing, abuse and damage having taken out load bearing systems across the ten thousand story building until it began to collapse inwards in a rain of debris and loose fragments. The other dragon roared until megatonnes of armacrete and zarinthium rebar fell atop it, fatally damaged power cells exploding with actinic brilliance.

Focusing his own power on his defences, he made himself smaller, reverting to human frame and huddling as the building crumbled around them, closing his eyes and shrinking further into the shape of a mantis to crawl through the spaces of debris and rubble. Brute force may have worked, but he needed to stay fresh, ready, avoid taking more hits as he assessed the scars to his spirit left by his foe.

He panted, that coldness making his limbs feel heavier, his eyelids straining somewhat to stay open when he shifted back into humanoid form.

A skeletal cobra like mass erupted from the corpse of a tower, fangs snapping when he grabbed at the neck and swung Agrazamar to smash headfirst into the sturdiest looking bit of rubble he saw, smashing apart a statue that had survived the fall and much of the collapse as dust clouds still blocked the skyline.

The lichedragon broke his grip by taking on another form himself, this time of a humanoid Liche himself, his helmet bearing his dragon form's horns and the plating of his armour somewhat suggestive of skeletal systems. His own sword, a blade with a fuller of warpstone; crackled to life and came downwards with meteoric might.

Xiang brought his sword around, not seeking to block it so much as redirect it, letting the tip bite into the ground, his free hand going to grab the swung fist of the Liche at the wrist and rope him into a knee to the stomach with the switchblade on his shin guard extended for extra damage.

The Liche's tail grabbed Xiang by the neck, whipping around his own tail's efforts to protect his back before headbutting the flame prince with enough force to send the dust cloud around them lashing away in an eyeblink.

"Strong, but restrained, fettered. And without your sister…incomplete." Agrazamar snarled as he started to headbutt Xiang again and again, until the violent back and forth movement of his head was enough to start to disorient him and allow for the Liche to start grabbing at his neck.

The cold was getting worse, Xiang's grip slackened on his weapon, only the maglock keeping them from dropping as the Liche pulled at his helmet until it disengaged to prevent his neck rom breaking, letting the undead thing choke him eye to eye.

Xiang couldn't move, couldn't speak, his wide eyes staring into the lenses that betrayed the burning soulflame beneath as Agrazamar drew closer and closer, open mouth making choking, gasping sounds.

"You do not need to breathe per se, but I can silence you all the same, and my touch will drink your life until you feel death's embrace. Then, I will reveal to you all you have missed in your indolent life of mating, studying, and playing general. A purer, ascetic unlife devoted to mastery of our destiny, not merely an adolescent's ideal of fun and heroism." He said coldly, Xiang gasping in response while his limbs refused to move at his command.

"You have the potential to best me, but you will never realise it, because you have wasted so much of it on your armies, your people, your nation. So little of it on realising what you could release, what you could use. But we will find out soon, won't we Xianglong?" He hissed as darkness started to creep into Xiang's vision, his body almost wholly numb.

"X-xiny…xinyi…" He managed, at least, wanting her to be okay if this was it. But there was, of all things, a strange light at the corner of his vision, and a growing radiance in his skeinsight…but that didn't seem to be the welcome of the afterlife…

"I will get to her soon, don't worry." He replied, up until the undead thing let out a howl when a radiant impact screamed across his back, erupting in a flare of solar power that was anathema to the lichedragon.

He spun around, finding an arm cannon pointed squarely in his face that released and sent him flying away, crashing through buildings and leaving Taiyoko to quickly look down and grab Xiang, cradling him in her free arm while she dismissed her helm, a deeply worried frown on her face.

He choked something out he didn't quite understand, halfway through delirium at this point.

"Xiang! Come on…you don't have permission to die now you crazy idiot." She growled before their lips pressed together, and he could feel a sunrise in his own body, the cold in his limbs vanishing and the darkness in his vision clearing. Of course, now he had a rather different sort of shock going through him before he decided to just accept and roll with it, pushing back before duty reared its head and he pulled out, gasping briefly.

Before his next words could come out, she flicked his forehead and intensified her frown. "Dumbass! Don't send your guards out to duel his guards! You could have died!" She shouted.

"What would I tell my brother? What would I tell your sister?!" She said, getting Xiang to look away with a moment of shame.

"A pleasure to see you as well…" He said, coughing a bit before he looked to where Agrazamar was re-emerging, crackling with sinister power as he let out a deafening roar in his true form once again.

Agrazamar presented himself for the fight with pinions spread and tooth and claw bared, his mind and soul reaching through the ether and attempting to seize his foes with magic only to crash into their automatic defences and the flame of their demidivine souls.

"No time for pleasantries then..." Xianglong said as he called unto his guards, each letting out roars of affirmation while the clenched fist around the web of fate through the Lichedragon's geas was peeled back by Taiyoko and Xianglong's combined efforts, prying it off finger by finger through their own poetry and elemental sorcery as they entered draconic form in light and flame.

Serpentine and winged, they approached the skeletal bulk of the Lichedragon while their guards converged, already ready to fight or die for their charge, their armies battling around from the infantry firing away at each other or the loitering drones and buzzbombs seeking one another to the rumble of tanks and the screams of mighty war engines.

"Callow wyrmlings, break my body here, splinter my bones and cast my dust to the stars. I will return. Death cannot be escaped, death is the only force that is unconquerable and all-conquering." He roared as he spread his shape to meet his opposition, the glimmering whites and golds of Taiyoko and the Red and Black of Xianglong.

"But you will fall here all the same." Taiyoko said, taking a moment to ascertain if Xianglong was alright before rushing in, going for the throat while Xianglong let forth the fire and flame, the guards clashing with window shattering shockwaves around them while Taiyoko and Agrazamar tumbled through the ruins of what had been an Imperial cathedral in another age, a right hook crumbling rockcrete pillars to dust from the shockwave before the other dragon's tail whipped hard enough to crumple the reinforced ceiling as collateral.

Xianglong paused his fire, noting that this cathedral was an old thing, due to be eventually demolished as the general policies of dissuading the worship of the Trinity had left it unable to secure the votes needed to ward off demolition for future development after being deemed not up to par to safety standards. A common fate for Imperial and Mechanicus places of worship after enough time within the Realm. They would not be so vulnerable to the debris as mortals, but the battlefield rapidly changing from the collapse of a multi-square kilometre cathedral would be inconvenient.

However, if it was scheduled for demolition...he smashed into the sides of a statue of the Emperor made of specially treated gold to prevent it from collapsing under its own weight. Heat would melt enough to allow for him to cast it down upon the monsters called by Agrazamar's roar to drink in the sinister aura of an abandoned place of worship and upon Agrazamar himself.

Taiyoko, noticing this, signalled to her own guards to move, letting the tackle by Xiang knock the statue over, a groan of bending metal heard before the pyromancy charged implement, briefly enchanted by the alchemist in his retinue, crashed down and ruptured with the lingering faith that the once reverential placed into it, exploding into shards that were toxic to the undead and made Agrazamar shriek in pain.

Xiang regarded the worship of the Emperor and Empress that the Imperium did as barbarous idolatry by a backwards and savage people, but the sheer blind zeal the people he regarded as imbeciles did come in handy.

"Were the Imperium so kind to direct their delusions to better aims..." Xiang commented while Agrazamar snarled, covered in melting gold and recoiling from Taiyoko's beam after being slammed into the wall with a naginata shoved into a weak point in its battered body.

"He weakens! Finish him!" Taiyoko shouted as the Lichedragon's form seemed wispy and increasingly vapourious, as if already seeking to dissolve into the foul mists.

But his armies were already gathered here, drawn to his might at the Necromancer's call. But this gave Xianglong an idea, if they had come to haunt and desecrate this former place of worship, then it would be their tomb. And his flame would provide the pyre for their funeral.

Xianglong's fire tore through mountainous walls and columns, sending countless tons of debris crumbling downwards as the cathedral that would have rivalled an entire city of old began to fall upon itself, Agrazamar smashing his claws into the ground to release a shockwave to vapourise the debris being enhanced by Taiyoko's light magic while his own dragon's breath impacted Xianglong's and clashed with enough force to rupture the entire body length of floor below them. Sensing what their master had intended, the armies of mortals sought to pull back, letting the large war machines fire upon the structural supports that kept the mountainous cathedral defying the iron writ of gravity. Titans opened fire, adding the pressure upon the building needed to give it the fatal push to meet the fate that one of the four fundamental forces so desperately wanted it to meet.

Agrazamar snarled as they plummetted, slowing his fall and maintaining the beam lock until Taiyoko and two of their guards added their own voices to the cacophony, blasting the Lichedragon through scores of layers of flooring while the cathedral began to crumble all around them. Like flies hatching from rotting meat, the dragons let the ruined cathedral as its mournful demise rang throughout the megacity, a bell the size of a skyscraper clanging one last time as it fell to its final fate, crushed beneath an even larger and heavier skull made of alchemically treated solid gold in a way that some poets would probably think was a metaphor of some sort.

Whether or not the collapse had crushed Agrazamar was irrelevant, he almost certainly would have willed his essence to return to whatever phylactery the Liche had sure, but many of his best were now buried beneath gigatons of rubble as a monument many kilometres tall crashed down like the avalanche to end all avalanches, plumes of dust breaking the sound barrier while windows broke and masonry crumbled and rebar screamed.

Of course, not all of the Tienren or the Asahikijin managed to make it out, but enough did for the move to be deemed worth it, particularly to buy some days where the Lichedragon would not be at play. And knowing Liches, they would keep their soul anchors far away from the field of battle, far from where they could come to harm or be targeted by thieves or assassins. Wise enough in terms of ensuring survival, but Agrazamar would not be providing the academics the wisdom of the great Wyrm Gods at the very least. And that was victory enough for the two dragons.

...

As the Undead sought to regain their initiative, the beleagured Imperium's own force of Arms had reasserted itself with the opening of a new front of attack. Lead not by Astartes Chapter Master nor Astra Militarum Marshal or Strategos or even Ecclesiarch, Techpriest, nor Inquisitor; but a rare sign of Terra's gaze upon its far distant galaxies. The so called Imperium of a Trillion galaxies had dispatched a host of the platinum, gold, and silver boon companions of its lords, here by their own provenance to ascertain the truth of the possibility of threat to their undying Lords however distant in the future that may be.

Host-General Ammuna[1] had more or less simply appeared with his fellow custodians and had the Imperial Bureaucrats holding up forces in theatres their prognostications had deemed already won and beseeched them to come and partake in an eastern crusade. The forces that had been held up after the discrediting of the inquisitorial factions in the regions that had sought war with the Eastern Harmonites were given new purpose, and none in the Imperium would dare refuse one they saw as so divine as the Custodes.

The baroque fleets of the Imperium of Man had emerged from the warp to the flanks of the unliving hosts and the armies of the Skaven and Chaos. And there could be no resisting such a force now that it was properly mobilised for war. The Custodes had, as they tend to do, muscled through the Imperial Bureaucracy with their placement beyond its reach and cynical leverage of the fact that most Imperial citizens would, as indoctrinated sheep devoid of enlightenment as your realm is, kill themselves if a Custodian asked them to.

But this record supposes that there are uses to the Imperium's blind fanatcism, if it aligns with the interests of the Revolutionary Path to Enlightenment in occasions such as these. It means that the Imperium is willing to commit itself to sweeping aside the Skaven and the Undead and throwing themselves into the heaviest fighting simply because a very shiny giant told them they should.

Whatever their motivations, it is enough to turn tides where it needs to happen when combined with the Eldar intervention to turn victories into triumphs and enemy retreats into mass crumblings. And in many cases where the Imperium deemed a world beyond saving from the touch of the Skaven or the Undead, they brought their own methods of Exterminatus through the wrath of cyclonic torpedoes and surface melting bombardment after Astartes and Scions strikes made openings in planetary defences. Such would certainly be less than pleasing to the Jianyi but time could heal such wounds as all others, even if the return of the Imperium in force would likely shift the calculus in these stars yet further.

All of this of course, was in service to the real front at Gimel, where calamity was already unfolding, and where Ammuna had determined that there was potential threat to Throne and Keep in the future. The Custodes are almost Eldarlike in their tendency to act upon prophecy as what they claim are their lords guide them through dream and divination. Though of course, some would rather describe it as the delusion that comes of soaking in the psychic soulflame of powerful immortals and their repurposed contraptions that they sought to rule the empyrean with.

But however low the opinion of the Jianyi were of the Custodes, they were the finest mass producible works wrought of the twin lords of Terra. Neither Chaos-Thing nor Corpse-Creature could challenge them on their own terms when one factored in their augmentations that surpassed the Astartes by a degree perhaps surpassing that which the Astartes surpassed normal humanity with artisanal equipment that dared to improve on the secrets of the dark age and each represented the combined wisdom of entire clans of master smiths.

When a Custodian was better armoured and armed than most tanks, gifted with an engineered brain incapable of doubt or self-deceit that worked faster than most cogitators and more sagely than a university, with bodies too fast for the human brain to process their presence before a Custodes could reach them and kill them and strong enough to drive a gauntleted hand through anything short of ship bulkhead doors; how could they be anything less than ideal at war?

A skaven army could be there, then a Shield Maniple would teleport through most anti-teleportation screens after precision strikes with teleported bombs and then all the important leadership of the Skaven would be dead in minutes. The Anathema Psykana, Grey Knights, White Wardens, Black Guards, and Lucifer Blacks would help fill out the other tasks of the Talons of Terra, provide mass where needed or specialist capabilities when naught else would do. And for all their lacking numbers, it worked.

When combined with the wheeling precision strikes of the Eldar and their roiling maelstroms of magic force, the crushing weight of Imperial Crusade Fleets and Harmonic Deep Offensives and the shock and awe of the T'au would prove too much for the Skaven or the Undead and their massive strikes would fumble and falter. Eventually, leading them to call them off altogether, pulling back rather than risk annihilation of their overextended assets.



[1] Named for an old Hittite King
[2] Generally the narrative is written with a slant towards the Tien, and the Tien do in fact, see the Imperium as ignorant, barbarous sheep worthy of pity and transformation to elevate them from their ignoble status at best, fear and suspicion for their wildly destructive potential at worst.

(Mechanics post and some epilogues for these conflicts to come later)
 
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Good to see the Imperial talons are essentially handling both skaven and undead fronts. Or at least, being the force that ends them.

Looking forward to seeing the epilogues/mechanics posts.
 
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Damn, now that's a upgrade. It's no wonder they're failing, with a territory that big (even if it's just 1% of that claim) and assuming that the Imperial's ftl communication being as poor as canon for mostly everyone, it'll take a miracle for the Imperium's bureaucracy could get anything done by themselves.
 
Well, that makes things a bit easier. At least it being led by the Talons means the Imperial forces are unlikely to simply try and make a play against us again.
 
but he didnt, and thaats what matters. plus the liche dragon is banished back to the phylactery and the talons are working with us, or at least aren't here to target us, so overall i'd say this went well
While it did go well, I think we should think twice before sending him alone against a more experienced hero. Or keep the twins together so they can support each other better. Even the enemy remarked that he was unbalanced.
 
While it did go well, I think we should think twice before sending him alone against a more experienced hero. Or keep the twins together so they can support each other better. Even the enemy remarked that he was unbalanced.
Well, the exact orders were simply to arrange duels between enemy Characters and certain allied chars of our choosing. We didn't decide to pit Xiang against the Liche Dragon. That said, I agree we do want to be more cautious from now on.
 
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this comes from the greenskin doc


Thrasha Tin: what a Deff Dread is to an Ork and a Killa Kan is to a Grot, the Thrasha Tin is to a Trog. Unlike the other Steel Boyz, or Orky Dreadnought as some might call them, Thrasha Tinz are extremely rare. This is due to the incredible, outright thermodynamic defying, regenerating factor of a Trog. To make a normal Boy into a Steel Boy, the Doks and Meks have to cut off a lot of the fleshy bits so the bioniks will work. With Trogs, that just doesnt work.

However, when a Greenskin really puts its mind to something, it will happen. And so they came up with the solution. Every Trog that becomes a Thrasha Tin must be fitted with burnna's that ensure the Trog don't regenerate. As such, every Thrasha Tin is in constant pain and is much closer in mannerisms to a Chaos Hellbrute than an Imperial Dreadnought.
 
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from greenskin doc, original idea from Imperator-Zor

Kleena Boyz: a strange and rare type of Oddboy, the Kleena Boyz are typically found in Greenskins that fight Nurglite forces or other factions that embody filth. Kleena Boyz are extremely tidy, and when not fightin or doing other orky things they polish trophies, keep huts tidy and find work by polishing the orkish vehicles. So tidy are they that their teef are actually more valuable due to their white gleam. Of course, they are considered unorky by many, and rank fairly low in greenskin society. However, they shine when fighting diseased and filthy enemies like Nurglite forces.

The favored weapon of the Kleena Boyz is the Blastspraya, also known as the Guyza. This shoota fires blasts of water at hypersonic speeds, easily able to cut through both flesh and steel. The origin of this strange weapon is that a Mek at some point learned that the forces of chaos were cleansed, and got it in his head that the best way to cleanse would be with soapy water. The water is enhanced by various additions, such as soap made from defeated enemies, household cleaners looted from enemies, and lemon (because for some reason, greenskins find the scent of lemon to be very pleasant). The greenskins see the water of the Blastspraya as being blessed by both Gork and Mork, and when a WAAGH! is in full swing this becomes true. Lords of Decay have been pulped by a single Blastspraya, and teams of Kleena Boyz have taken down Nurgilite Mega Daemons.
 
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from the greenskin doc (full disclosure, the fight king is an adventure time reference).

Fighta: While Adeptus Astartes have fallen in large numbers to the powers of Chaos, Death, and Darkness; almost no Space Marine falls to Destruction. This is due to the very nature of Destruction; it does not do the sort of mucking about that the other great warp evils regularly engage in. Indeed, there are very few Warpstorms of Destruction, and those that are typically result from either the Kruleboyz Swampcalla Shamans, non greenskin powers, or WAAGH!'s of such intensity that the very stars turn green.

In addition, Chaos and Death are both major sources of tainted Space Marines due to the fact that around half of the existent Primarchs fell to them. The status of the Primarchs as demigods makes Space Marines much more likely to fall to Chaos and Death, even if they are unrelated to the primarchs. And Darkness is able to either make contracts to bind independent warbands to them or use stolen geneseed to make Space Marines, which Destruction can not do. But there are Space Marines fallen to Destruction, for neither Gork or Mork would allow there followers to not have such a potent tool.

The Fightas are those Space Marines who fell to Destruction, and they typically are wanderers of the Garden, each a solo figure wandering the Garden, joining WAAGH!'s at random. The first Fighta was a Space Marine who, during the War of Slaughter, was disgusted by the High Lords incompetence during the disaster. They fought in the Beheading, but what truly broke them was the fact that they discovered it was Bilous the Slann who destroyed the most Prime-Greenskins, not the Imperium. This marine became a Kerub Warlord (the destruction equivalent to a Daemon Prince) known as Da Fight King.

Fightas can fall to Destruction for many reasons. The most common being becoming disgusted with the Imperium just as Da Fight King was. For instance, in the wake of the betrayal of Herman Von Strab, the largest amount of Fightas to fall at once all fell. There are other ways, such as being in the midst of a full on WAAGH! without any support. This typically happened to Space Marines stranded on Space Hulks. Notably, the presence of other Astartes acts as a deterrent to becoming a Fighta, for the reminder of their kin is enough for a Space Marine to remember that they fight for something, and not just to fight.
 
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It's kind of funny. The Tien have to work to keep the Dragons, particularly the elders, from being raised up as gods by the mortal population, but they act all dismissive of the Imperium whenever the human tendency to idolize superpowered protectors comes up.

There's a lot of doublethink that goes into 'Look at those barbarians, assuming that a gold-plated giant that can kill everyone in a room before any of them realizes what's happened is semi-divine.' and 'No, we are not gods, for the twelfth time. What do you mean that was your grandfather?' with the Xian. Ironically, I imagine Emps and Erda felt very similarly about the Holly Alliance after they figured out what was going on there.
 
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