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The Void Dragon's Headache

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Minor Whisper: Research options for resurrecting everyone who died in the Sol Warp Blockade.

My Suggested Result: This... might be possible, but it won't be easy. You have a choice between time travel (which is hardly ever a good idea), rebuilding their bodies and hoping the Emperor can fix their souls, or accepting that you're never getting them back (and possibly looking to replace them).
Robinton threw 1 20-faced dice. Total: 9
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Major Whisper: Start transferring humans into bodies more similar to nercons.
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We need more shards lads…and we'll if the emperor hand not locked us up so badly we wouldn't have ducked the entire galaxy over am I right?
 
Major Whisper: Devise a method for mass production of Phase Iron for usage as armor for Mechanicus forces. Or null iron. Whichever works best against psychic nonsense.

We should have done this ages ago. Also @Arcanestomper does this count as no drawbacks or minimal drawbacks.
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Major Whisper: Build a Time Machine as a contingency. In the event we can't fix this mess, it will send our consciousness back in time to before all these events. The project is to be codenamed the Second Chance Protocol. (OOC: Essentially this would send us back to the beginning of the quest with all of our memories of what has happened.)

Edit: Damn it.
Edit 2: Just checked the whisper replies. It seems the Second Chance Protocol will still work, but the memory transference won't be perfect.
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That honestly would help if we fuck this up…we know the locations and the general fuck ups, but it's not perfect and other forces are nervous about us.

With phase iron shipping out and armies of droids…we should get to men of iron running around again if need be.
 
Question are we allowed to do multiple whispers?

Also did we distribute the knowledge of pylon production to other forges?
 
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You can have unlimited minors, mediums and majors have a limit that refreshes, but I don't know when the refreshes happen.

Also only one whisper per post.
 
Dedicatedfool71 said:
Hey would it be a major or a minor whisper to create a virus to change the necrons to be loyal to us
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It would be major.

Ancient One said:
Major Whisper: Devise a method for mass production of Phase Iron for usage as armor for Mechanicus forces. Or null iron. Whichever works best against psychic nonsense.

We should have done this ages ago. Also @Arcanestomper does this count as no drawbacks or minimal drawbacks.
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No drawbacks.

Ancient One said:
Question are we allowed to do multiple whispers?

Also did we distribute the knowledge of pylon production to other forges?
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Yes, you can. Each person can make 5 Minor, 2 Medium, and 1 Major whispers at a time. This refreshes every week on Sunday in actual real time, not on a per update basis. Though you can withdraw any whispers that haven't yet been responded to and make a new one. Only one whisper per post please. To help with tracking them.

The pylon schematics actually originated on Cadia. So most forges have them by now.
 
Oh, that's depressing. Anyway! Imperium is big, worst case we can just move our cozy prison to a different system, and there is still countless Mechanicus on every Forge World to serve us.
But with my last (for this week) minor whisper I want to poke Emperor. Not because I'm worried or anything! Just what is he doing, or did all this time he was lucid?

Minor Whisper: PM Emperor on Noosphere, ask him ~nicely~ what he's up to lately. Aside from trolling us. Or dying. Man of his abilities sure can easily fix this hot pile of wreck with just a few words. Tell him that we might did a little oopsie, or two, or many dozens. But that is NOT OUR fault! Just miscommunication and misunderstanding...
DereDereDevil threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: PM Emperor Total: 13
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Major Whisper: Most cunning and charismatic Magos will assemble his ten friends (each with unique and amazing talent) to perform Heist of the Millenia. They will use subterfuge, deception and masterfully crafted disguises to infiltrate Tomb World of Solemnace and stole most valuable prize. Trazyn the Infinite himself. He will make a fine addition to our collection. Ambush him when he least expect it, immobilize with our prototype stasis-device (blueprints provided by Omnissiah), deliver on Mars to be put in Museum of Omnissiah and displayed alongside with Qah (and, in future, every other fool that crossed our path). Necrons must not notice his dissapearance, so we will plant double. Specifically designed and disguised (the art of make-up can do wonders) servitor chipped and trained in art of cosplay and impersonation will take place of Trazyn and continue do Trazyn's stuff like nothing happened (we save for next hundreds years or so, Necrons are that slow). Oh, and don't forget to retrieve our Shard!
DereDereDevil threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Heist! Total: 59
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[X] ... Well, it can't get any worse than this. Cancel any ongoing efforts to create pylons, collect the now practically useless pylons in Sol, and create a very big pylon.

Major Whisper (is anyone there left to listen to us?)
xThomas2 threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 57
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At this point maybe we should just roll with it and tell the forgeworlds to revolt against the imperium?

Not sure, but I felt like the idea should be considered.
 
Major Roll:
Okay, this has simply gone too far. Even the Necrontyr were better minions than these toaster-humping technophiles. You're not Tsara'noga, ruling over an empire of ash and dust isn't particularly appealing. Put what little freed power and abilities you have into sending a dire warning to the only being on Mars smart enough to prevent the whole pylon problem:

Yourself, several weeks ago.
Brimstone threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Plan Retconomicon Total: 100
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It's funny that in all these years of how much shit happened in the empire and despite the chaos, Eldar and so many others tried to destroy it, in the end it was destroyed by a guy who was trying to help kkkkk And before anyone said that our goal was to get out of our prison, most of the players were trying to save the empire or resurrect the emps.
 
SouvikKundu said:
If Emperor is dead physically will his soul not enter warp and transform into a warp God without any physical anchor?
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I think it already happened now, when we cut sol like it, I imagine his soul was severed from his body, upside is that the locking insured no new eye of terror will open, but emp might be a god now.
 
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