The Void Dragon's Headache

Major Whisper: Drive the sticker cultists mad with visions of Void Dragon Shards, instilling into them a single minded obsession to retrieve as many of them as they can and return them to the glorious (sticker-covered) labyrinth of Mars.

(The insanity is to help them blend in better with the rest of the Imperium.)

EDIT: ...Well, this should be amusing.
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so...why the fuck are we inversing the pylons?!?

like seriously, thats fucking bad news.

on a level of ALLOWING CHAOS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM AGAIN!!!

like we hate the fucking warp, big time. if we can sever it completly then fine, we can figure out something else...bio-transference is a thing, and allowing us to finally kill this rotting imperium would do wonders for the galaxy since its nothing more then a machine to keep chaos going.
 
like we hate the fucking warp, big time. if we can sever it completly then fine, we can figure out something else...bio-transference is a thing, and allowing us to finally kill this rotting imperium would do wonders for the galaxy since its nothing more then a machine to keep chaos going.
And if the imperium dies then no one else will be able to carry out our whispers, making it a game over.
 
Minor wisper: configurat the pylons to ignore normal human souls

Let's get rid of those pesky space marines but leave the regular humans alive~
It would also kill xenos corrupted human souls and mutants making the actual empire a deadly space zone for anything that is not human

We've been warned that we are making the pylons too powerful. People on Terra are dying from their souls being suppressed.

There we go that will fix the problem~
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hey this also means custodian souls will be supressed since they arent regular humans...

heh...now to ship these across the imperium...or at least our forge worlds.

wonder if we can whisper as a major action to create slipspace drives?

would be a consistant way of getting around, even if its limited to UNSC late war slipspace (without forerunner tech) speeds...we can at least get CONSISTANT movement across the imperium which would make resource gathering, troop movement, and potential other things much easier.

edited: and also since its materium physics we could technically be in our own realm and rule the place...and since slipspace bombs can be easily made out of the drives...well i dont want to see what a chaos daemon completely cut from the warp and bleeding essence of itself trying to stay alive will be like, since it will truly die if killed.

also we should do something about Quah, like get all his fragments killed and turned to extinction. the asshole...
 
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We need Qah, we need everyone we can get if we want to fight the tyranids

why would we? if we turn humanity into the new necrons, and then strip worlds of life, then the tyranids have nothing to consume...and it becomes a battle of attrition we can win. especially if we wipe out biomass they can consume.

not to mention detonation of stars to kill them. eventually they either come in swarms, or they just pass on by. remember they are being lured by the emperors astronomicron...so if that goes out, they will wonder what the hell happened to the shiny lamp they were heading towards.
 
why would we? if we turn humanity into the new necrons, and then strip worlds of life, then the tyranids have nothing to consume...and it becomes a battle of attrition we can win. especially if we wipe out biomass they can consume.

not to mention detonation of stars to kill them. eventually they either come in swarms, or they just pass on by. remember they are being lured by the emperors astronomicron...so if that goes out, they will wonder what the hell happened to the shiny lamp they were heading towards.
Yup tho we won't make the humans exactly like the necrons maybe just have all there minds transferred into robotic bodys when they get to there 18s that way we limit the amount the tyranids can eat as well as well as we could make a empire of machines without the humans hating us~ since we would give them a digital paradise~
 
Major Whisper: Implant the previously created blueprints into the minds of the best techpriests in the Mechanicum. They are to work in secret, with not even the Fabricator General knowing the truth. If anyone asks, they are to say that it is a device meant to help the Emperor regenerate.

Edit: Hell yeah!
EyeOfSauron threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 8
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Minor wisper: create a way to transfer a human mind and soul into a robotic body
Funny that you're doing this, since I'm trying to do the opposite. Specifically by transferring ourselves into the Emperor's body. Which might be an alternate victory condition if it succeeds.
Edit: Looks like you got a critical fail. At least your research might help in achieving my goal.
 
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Funny that you're doing this, since I'm trying to do the opposite. Specifically by transferring ourselves into the Emperor's body. Which might be an alternate victory condition if it succeeds.
Edit: Looks like you got a critical fail. At least your research might help in achieving my goal.
You seem to be mistaken why should we have a body that can be corrupted or die instead of a body of steel that is immune to every single disease age and everything else~
 
Minor wisper: create a way to transfer a human mind and soul into a robotic body
Situation complete success: Proteus Protocol recreated. Follow on situation: complete failure, Proteus Protocol incapable of achieving desired goals. Addendum: Martian Noosphere now contains additional insane uploads crashing through it, trying to kill off organic life.

Because uh, yeah. With a roll that like, it sounds like rather than creating a good method, you managed to redevelop the canon Proteus Protocol which is banned due to all the problems it has.
 
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