The Void Dragon's Headache

Major Whisper

This mode of communication with the primitives is flawed. You need to explore new methods. Start shitposting on the noosphere to steer the mechanicus.

First attempt will be feeding them an update lasgun design of your own making by posting an obnoxious 18 hour rant video about it that gets so many basic facts wrong that everyone watching it will be compelled to make the thing to prove you wrong.
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Major Whisper: Start building a giant mech capable of intersystem space flight, whose beam weaponry is capable of gutting a battleship at extreme range, has a beam sword, adamantium axe and disposable shield, is extremely difficult to target or lock on to even when standing still, with a modular engine so that as we discover new technology, we can continue upgrading it (say one of those newfangled warp drives that doesn't require a navigator), is highly maneuverable (using the lessons learned from the high intensity particle accelerator, we can go really fast!), all in the size of a (giant) mech. Power source to be a shard of the void dragon, which can also directly interface the pilot with the shard, protecting the mech from chaos or warp fuckery while also taking advantage of any psyker powers the pilot may have - that's right, this mech is designed to have a psyker pilot void shard copilot at full power! Incorporate some Blackstone into the design to make it more resistant to psychic bullcrap from enemies while enhancing the pilots own psychic potential.

A/N: Yes, its a Gundam!

Roll for initiative... welp, its not going to be useful for a few turns yet.
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Medium Whispers

Send visions of glorious martyrdom though killing of daemons towards more inflexible and extremists from both traditionalist and radical branches of admech. Send those who are most extremist from both side to suicide missions or to fight daemons. This way admech can become reformist and moderate by removing those people and those extremists can be used as martyrs for new reformed theology after their death.
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Minor Whisper (shitpost on noosphere): I am sick of these daemons! Why don't we just move the entire solar system somewhere else? A place where there are no daemons.. you know, a few parsecs that-a-ways down towards the Core. I heard it's pretty nice.

Roll..
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Minor Whispers

Send visions to your most sane and intelligent worshippers to Provide bribes, blackmails, favours to get various more reluctant magos to support new Theology. There must be order among rank and new Theology must be supported by most of admech as new orthodoxy.
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Minor whispers

Send visions to Organize informal meeting among most sane, intelligent and reformists to consolidate their hold over admech to advocate reform and moderation in the face of changing Galaxy. Try to reduce influence of extremists from both side to streamline admech hierarchy and theological foundation with far more humanistic agenda.
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Minor whisper: Convince the gullible idiots that Alpha Legion genome makes every one of those traitor Astartes Lactose intolerant.
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Minor Whisper: Send a bounty out for live specimens of the Umbra. They are a curious race.

Note: if voidy figures out what the Umbra are, it will laugh

Roll..
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Medium Whisper: We need to replace the genetors, and we need more fighters. Let us clone 100 million genetors, upload as much information from the genetors to them as we can, place hard override chips in their brains and unique command codes for each batch keyed to the commander, and put those commanders into the command of the Skiitari, who have done an excellent job as it stands. We know not to expect the generors to be as competent as their predecessors in gene splicing; this is intentional.

Edit: wow, lucky! Btw, good replicae and cloning is borderline lostech, but the lack of genetors pretty much forced us to figure it out, so i imagine a 3 is pretty good, but not like, making a primarch... maybe it'll actually not be super useless, imagine, an army of short lived, often deformed clones who each have the minimum knowledge and drive to fix themselves (being genetors themselves) while being thrown into deadly combat and training under the skiitari, and having control codes so that they couldn't just cause another disaster like the old genetors kept fing doing
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Major Whisper: More pylons around Sol. Yes, I know we're already building more. I don't care. *We live in this solar system*. MOAR. PYLONS. AROUND. SOL. PLEASE.

EDIT: ...Shit.
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Major Whisper

create several groups of idols and kpopers and send them to perform shows throughout the empire a part of the finances will go to the mechanicus
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Type: Minor

Whisper: Begin trials on improving the flamers to prevent the user from melting, thus making it viable for forces outside of the skitarii.

Type: Minor

Whisper: Experiment on the subwoofers to minimize imperial aligned casualties such as the skitarii.

Type: Minor

Whisper: Hold small scale trials on how to bring asteroids to mars to rebuild lost portions of the planet.

Type: Minor

Whisper: Improve the terran fortifications to minimize the casualty loss rate.
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Well. Time to unleash (and hopefully tame) the insanity. With a bunch of Whispering! Said Whispering might be partially caused by the discovering that some insane idiot obtained the blueprints for the Martian Lasgun Mega-Explosive Variants Alpha and Beta and was well on their way towards combining them with the Anti-Daemon Modifications before the Anti-Insanity Task Force broke into their hidden facility under Mount Olympus and vigorously applied high energy physics to them. Or it might have to do with the Anti-Insanity Task Force getting together to try and work out a way they can work more effectively together. The two occurrences might be linked. (Sure, no such invention happened as a direct result of our Whispering. But can you honestly say that the Techpriests before we drove most of them slightly more insane wouldn't do that?)

Minor Whisper: Well, you've got a working Anti-Insanity Task Force. It might not be working well, but it's functional. Have it look as far back in history as it can for groups with similar objectives and mission states, then compile a list of the methods they used, the structure of the group, how successful they were, what they fared badly at and why they either failed, disappeared or just vanished one day-cycle.

Minor Whisper: Using whatever data resulted from the previous Whisper, along with anything else that seems relevant, undertake efforts to improve the performance of the Anti-Insanity Task Force for at least Mars itself. Initial considerations suggest breaking into sub-divisions which each focus on one particular variety of technology, with at least three sub-divisions overlapping for known possible tech heresies. Then make it so each Sub-division is composed of an Investigations branch, an Assessment branch and an Enforcement branch. No matter what the Assessment branch is going to be neutral for that particular variety of technology, even if they are violently argumentative for other branches of possible tech heresy. Thus making it so the Investigations branch and the Enforcement branch have an informative, accurate and probably unbiased assessment to undertake further actions on. Even if said actions include a violent internal civil war within the branch and then another series of wars with the other branch and other Sub-divisions.

Minor Whisper: Construct secure experimentation facilities around Mars' polar regions. In particular, make it so when something creates a significant explosion, it blows upwards. This will hopefully reduce how much damage structures on the Martian surface and on the Ring of Iron around the planet's equator takes from the unfortunately resilient frenzy of innovation that has seized Mars lately for good and ill. Mostly ill.

Medium Whisper: Using the recent innovations in sensor technology, along with the new sensor data (along with whatever old data can also be unearthed) that has been acquired due to various innovations, experiments, 'experiments' and accidents to create a powerful sensor array which can scan mars to predict any future 'energetic unplanned deconstruction' which might happen for whatever reason. Sure, it's not going to be the most accurate, even if said accuracy is both helped and hindered by the lack of Warp-derived precognition methods (there's been enough of that nonsense lately and it's yet to stop!), but data-crunching cogitator arrays should at least give you enough warning of either energy build ups or volatile material accumulation fast enough for Rapid Response Forces to reduce the resulting mess. Blueprinting only in their own labs, with any sub-component or component assembly taking place in the Polar Secure Innovation Bunkers. Partial assembly and final assembly along with testing shall take place in that low-value system designated for the purpose. Just in case.

(0) Major Whisper: The spark of Insight has seized an Arch Magos! Long have they laboured to improve their knowledge of that most ancient, mystical and lost techno-miracle known as the nanite. Yet nothing resulted until now. The new Maintenance Bot-Hive's production facilities and the tools used by it's bots have provided knowledge on the Ancients grasp of nano-scale manipulation. New and old xenotech examples seized from the Tau and the Necrons along with lesser Xenos and a very rare few artifacts of more advanced Ork (most noteworthy being one particularly hidden and secure vault dating to M32) Waaghs have yielded their secrets in recent months. A small quantity of exotic materials and substances that have trickled out of the forbidden Vault of Moravec. The knowledge behind the new 'perfected' series of implants which have recently spread across the galaxy along with secrets carefully horded by the Genetors which were seized in the purge of those hereteks. All shall be combined to create a masterpiece above all others that show the true superiority of Nanite over both Metal and Flesh. Implants which have the strength and hardiness of the machine yet the ability to grow and heal of the flesh. None shall defy him now!

Meanwhile, the Void Dragon is cursing at how they weren't careful about just who could overhear the recent muttering it did on ensuring it's durability and self-repair capabilities were up to the task with all the accidents that have occurred and look to continue occurring. It's really hoping yet another runaway nanite swarm doesn't result from this, whilst simultaneously double-checking it's Intelligence Warfare Intrusion Suites are operational. Making absolutely sure everyone single one of the little bastards have been overwritten is always such a pain after all.

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... Yes, I know that the Major Whisper isn't something that tries to curb the insanity. I had to do one crazy thing after all!

Edit: Results are... Gathering information almost succeeded without problem, but something came up at the last minute. Said last minute issue might also be why efforts to improve the effectiveness of the Anti-Insanity Task Force failed rather badly. On the other hand, those Polar Secure Innovation Bunkers are extremely effective at reducing the problematic consequences of any innovation that uses them!

The sensor development also went pretty badly, maybe because it looked too deep and the Abyss looked back? As for the Nanite Implants... pretty mixed. Absolutely failed the desired goal, but at least it doesn't seem to have been an actual disaster?
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Once informed about the warp rift in Sol Roboute Guilliman, Primarch of the Ultramarines, is entirely willing to journey to Sol and help. He assembles as many Ultramarines as he can along with their successor and ally chapters and launches a crusade to retake the Sol System for humanity.

Hmm, wasn't expecting Guilliman to actually be awake here. It rolled a 9, though, so hopefully he won't Ultrafuck us over somehow.

Medium Whisper:

Mars is being assailed by the Ruinous Powers, and the solution is clear. Arrange for the construction and installation of even more pylons in the system, arranged in a particular pattern. A pattern that might, out of sheer coincidence, happen to substantially shield the Noctis Labyrinthus from the influence of the Warp. To keep Chaos away from anything heretekal there, of course. Yes, it might notably weaken the Astronomicon, but it's fine - you can put the Astropaths somewhere else.

Minor Whisper:

Figure out a method to semi-reliably weaponise self-sustaining anti-daemonic lasgun explosions. Only test this on a dead planet though. Don't blow up the other half of Mars, idiots.

Minor Whisper:

Trazyn, that was who you were thinking of! You also remember him running off a lot, though. Trawl your memories for relevant ancient Necrontyr taunts, insults, curses, and jokes. Then implant the desire to transmit these to him upon arrival at Solemnance to try and anger or confuse him into staying put.

Edit: Fuck.
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Time to sow even more chaos.

Major Whisper: Assemble Explorator Fleets to find the fabled lost relics of Primarch Vulkan and if possible findings leads on his whereabouts.

Minor Whisper: Circumvent the new blockade on your prison.

Minor Whisper: Directing the B1 legions to your prison. If possible, send a majority of them to contain the daemonic presences on Mars.

Medium Whisper: Hack the Custodes vox-casters and endlessly bombarding them with the rhetoric of ☭.
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Minor Whisper: Designs begin for a new kind of Cyborg Commando (Think the Tib Sun version, so Astartes Biology+Cybernetic upgrades, such as Mammoth Mk.II height of leaping, Plasma Flamer and Plasma Cannon, with other Imperium Upgrades like Powerfield enhanced Claw Arm, Shielding, Mechadenrite Scorpion Tail with Anti Warp Laser) they are to be created to use the failed Black Hand Astartes candidates, restoring their Mobility and Combat Capability, while also restoring a zest for life and zeal to Kane and the Omnissian Dragon!

Minor Whisper: Work upon Upgrades to improve the Black Hand Astartes implantation success rates also begins

Medium Whisper: Void Dragon sends dreams out that have Techpriests gifting/bribing the Ecclisiarchy to set up Admech affiliated sects of Sisters of Battle.

Major Whisper: The Void Dragon provides Kane the path to find Jagatai Khan and Successfully recruit him, while also gaining his friendship via a love of Attack Bikes and newer types of Hover Attack Bikes!
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Well I am back, @SouvikKundu I have my eye on you and your focus on feeding the Emperor, be carefull he doesn't get any healthier or we will need to conk him to sleep with orbital bombardment.

Now some fun:

Major whisper: With chaos is the galaxy we need more heroes, is time for a new great founding, but this time it will be done with blend of Salamander and Iron Hands geneseed stocks to create many chapters full of techmarines to do the will of the Omnissiah across the galaxy.

Medium Whisper : All these disaster have damaged mars, use asteroid collision experiment to transport many mineral rich asteroids to mars for use repairing and reinforcing the planet.

Minor Whisper: Call Salamanders for suport on the expedition to Trazyn

Minor Whisper: Use Tau Loot to design better mechs, preferably draconic.

Minor Whisper: Screw Lasguns, figure Tau pulse rifles.

Minor Whisper: Locate Chiaphas Cain, figure how to max produce more of him.

Minor Whisper: Build Toaster factory.

Minor Whisper: Keep running RPG Campaign.
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With one of us sending sol system in Cadia middle of daemon invasion through webway while Cadia suffering daemon invasion as well I do not think it will matter in long run i think we will see game over in next turn.
 
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